How do i make advances towards my little sister and not fail?

Watch oreimo with her.

Do things for her that she cannot.

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>>595693805
go to clown college
girls love clowns

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>>595693805
How little are we talking about here?

>>595694614
She will be 16 in a couple of years

>>595694720
And you are? 33? 34?

>>595694942
26

Peppermint schnapps + truth or dare = wincest

>>595694989
Jesus Christ, anon. Striking out with the ladies your own age?

>>595695274
Greentext, plz.
I don't care if it's real or not.

>>595695322
I dont have a sister my own age so what do you expect?

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>>595693805
you shouldnt advance upon your little sister without accepting the possibility of failure

>>595695535
I just love her so much and dont want her to think im creepy and ruin our relationship but dat ass

>>595694989
Dude way toooo old. I think you need to go straight to jail. Build a time machine and rape your mother 1 year after you are born and if it is a boy, I guess just rape your mother again a year before that. Still a boy.. ? repeat...

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>>595695721
hey man best of luck to you but you gotta understand not everyone thinks like /b/tards

>>595695721
>dont want her to think im creepy

You might want to re read all your posts, anon.
Don't you think she'd be happier with someone that's not you? Truly loving her would mean being happy for her with a boyfriend that could actually work in the real world.

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>>595695322
guys like these are simple minded, if you think she would want that kind of relationship go for it

>>595696204
Someone else would not love her completely. Someone else would her but

>>595696381
You are a melodramatic pedo, go seek help.

>>595696381
>Someone else would not love her completely.

You don't know that. You only want that to be true in order to justify your actions.

>>595693805
Booze. I'm not even kidding. This will both loosen mood, and give you both something to push blame on if things get akward during, or you'll feel regret after.

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>>595696715
whiteknights confirmed

>>595696853
he said shes 16 in a few years, giving your i guess 12ish sister booze and then trying to fuck her sounds like a great idea

I just dont get it. How could anyone think about their little sister sexually?

>>595693805
Do you really want to do It? bc I can tell you how, But If you lack interest, Its no worth to post it. You will have to post prove somehow to assure you will do this until the end.

>>595695354
Not going to greentext it. But here's my story.

We weren't really close like brothers and sisters are close. Mostly because of the age difference, we don't (or didn't) have that much in common. I'm thirteen years older than her. I don't know if it was a change of life baby, or on purpose by my mom or just an oops, but I was already in junior high when she was born.

Fast forward to the summer after I graduated from college. I'd taken a year off and extended a year because I switched majors. So do the math on our ages.

Anyway. I hadn't gotten a job yet and had moved back in until I did. The rents had gone "on vacation" for a week. But really both sis and I had known it was some kind of marriage workshop. Apparently they weren't getting along like they used to.

I didn't have a gf at the time. And really hadn't in a year. So no steady sex and no any sex for about four months when I'd drunk fucked some slut. Needless to say my dick was neglected and I was nearly out of my mind with it. But I really hadn't been thinking about it. I was just chilling and drinking trying to find something on Netflix.

Corruption is subtle, corruption is slow.
Start taking her out, but don't let her know
Do all the things that she thinks you should,
Teach her all the things you know she shouldn't
Wait till she's legal so it's less of a crime
But above all
You must bide your time.

Also don't do it asshole. That's disgusting, but you asked there ya go.

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>>595697289
Here we go

>>595693916
watched it with mine.
>her rant after show was over
holy shit, I was speechless. She hated Kirino's guts through entire show, yet show's end made her blood boil

>>595697054
it's not about getting her drunk and numb so you can do whatever you want.

>>595693805
i did have the same problem....
>le me 21
>her in her lates 11
>got in love with her
>she reacted the good way
>decided that we where doing something wrong so i moved the fuck out of my house.
>never see her again
>mfw

>>595697672
...What? Why?

>>595697289
So it's about 8 at night and in she comes from doing whatever the fuck JH girls do these days, with a drink in her hand. I didn't think anything of it until she starts getting loud giggling all over the movie. God I hate that shit.

I ask her what she's drinking and she says, "Peppermint schnapps". Whatever, cool. I'm pretty lit and at least it isn't my Stoli or dad's scotch. I think it was something left over in the back of the cabinet from Christmas.

She's loud and I'm drunk and fuck it the movie is over anyway. So I start talking to her. Normal chit chat shit. How's school, friends, boyfriends blah blah blah. Nothing sexual until she starts asking about me and girls.

The more I answer the more she asks. And me being as buzzed as I am, I start getting more and more explicit. Like detailing it as I relive it in my mind.

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>>595694989
FBI should be showing up pretty soon.

>>595693805
I just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

I slept with my sister for over a year. Watch angel sanctuary/ other anime with brother-sister stuff. get a little tipsy with her and see how things go.

>>595695274
I just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

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>>595698804
> omfg u got reported xDDDD

faggots

>>595697132

I'm guessing you don't have a little sister.

I have no heat in my house right now so my boner is freezing. Can we speed this story up?

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>>595698100
not preciselly her words:
>"that the fuck, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Every girls wants his dick, he down every one of them, and choses his bitchy little sister who treats him like shit, makes himself an idiot for her, burns every friggin bridge behind him, they make everyone accept their choice and then "LOL, never happened, it was set up". The what was the fucking point of it, come on! This is bullshit!"

>>595698249
As I'm telling her the details I notice two things; I'm way into it and kinda rubbing my dick through my jeans, she's way into it in a pinching her nipple kinda way. By the time I tell her how I nutted all over that chick's tummy and tits, her eyes were glazed and she was breathing hard.

So then I ask about her. What's she done. Not much. Kissed a girl and gave some dude a handy at a party. Apparently they were playing truth or dare. So I went with it. Said let's do that, as I poured us both another drink.

We went back and forth with as many questions as we could think up. Since she wasn't real experienced I couldn't get a lot out of her. But when she asked me I made sure I gave as much detail with as much adult language as I could.

What really got it going was when I stumbled onto it accidentally. She finally took a dare and I dared her to show me the porn she looks at. Up to that point it was just me being horny and having a good time talking about it. I figured I was going to beat it later to memories.

>>595699395

Momless A4B026B --- you'll like it

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>>595697672
I just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggots

You need her to develop a deep sense of dependency on you. First step is to alienate your/her dad. You need to take over that fatherly role. If it's a step dad or something, then it'll be easy. But if it's your/her real dad it'll be harder.

Next step is to make your relationship with her mirror a romantic relationship, but in a non-sexual way. Maybe pay some of the girls at school to be mean to her about how she looks. Then come in to console and validate her. Use a lot of innocent touching to create a bond with her.

Once you develop that warm relationship, it's time to start creating situations with sexual tension. But definitely don't act on them or acknowledge them at first. You need her to toss the idea of a sexual relationship with you around in her head for a while before she knows you've considered it as well.

If she's particularly slutty, she'll start to be flirty with you and you'll know it's time to started moving toward sexuality. If not you can try to initiate some flirting, but be subtle until you get a good read on where she is.

Once you get flirting to start it's basically just like a normal girl. Godspeed anon.

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>>595699707
>I just reported this
why?

>>595699003
>having a sister who watches anime with you

Shit bro, that's a qualification we can't hit already.

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>>595699953
they all go fly'n, lololololololololol

>>595699649
Not what I expected. She sounds like a cool sis. Why aren't you banging her yet?

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>>595699800
Ah.

This is one of them evil geniuses you hear about.

>>595699800
you're a fucking narcissic freak ready to fuck up someone's life for a few moments of singleway pleasures
typical rapist

>>595693805
Produce loads of testosterone and shell pick up on ur scent.
The only issue is, we all know you're a faggot and its pretty much impossible for you.

>>595699691
So she gets on the house computer and pulls up the history. It's pretty normal stuff. Not fetish or anything. But then I think about it and it was already there. So I ask who's history it is, and she says, "Dad's".

And then I blurt out without thinking, "Is that how you get him to get you all that stuff? He never would have bought me half the shit he gets you. You blackmailing him or something." She tells me, no, she has another trick she does. So I dare her to show me.

She jumps up and says, "OK BRB" then stumbles off to her room. I think w/e she's gonna pass out and go back to the porn and stroking my dick through my jeans.

>>595693805
She is your little sister. You are supposed to protect your kin, not rape them.
If you do this, and you listen to her sobbing in the room next door at night heartbroken and afraid you will understand how much of a coward and a asshole you really are.

Grow up and be a man OP. Being a man means taking care of your own.

>>595700082
to be perfectly honest we started fooling around watching half baked. it was cold so we where both on the couch together under a blanket in spoon position, she started it all by noticing I had a hard on and started tickling my head. you can guess where it went from there.

>>595700795
so shes fucking daddy too? this is getting interesting, write faster faggot.

>>595699800
Is this like some dennis system shit

Inb4 dinosaur

inb4 fresh prince

>>595701435
Same concept really. All girls want the same things. You just have to ease into it when there's such a deep social stigma at play.

>>595700561
that cracked me up

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>>595693805
Play unteralterbach with her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5LTgTGPFKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qeza6hv2jl4

I just want a sister to hug

>>595700795
When she comes back she'd changed out of her pj's and into a cute miniskirt and tank top. She walks right up to me, sits on my lap (crushing my hardon) and throws her arms around my neck and just kinda leans her head on my chest.

I ask her what's up. She asks for a drink. I give it to her. She takes a sip. And then gets this smile on her face ear to ear.

Dim light bulbs start growing brighter in my alcohol induced fuzzy brain. I ask, "is that what you do?" And she just smiles and wiggles her ass right on my dick.

From there it was just a slew of questions. Mostly about how it started and how far she'd gone with it. She got the idea from one of the pics she'd seen and said she'd had to really work to get an iphone.

I asked how she did it and she gave me the clumsiest lap dance you could imagine. When I said I'd had a lot better, she wanted me to show her. From there it was all hands on. I was moving her hips and ass and showing her how to grind. No tits so she couldn't shake.

Finally I couldn't take it anymore and I just blew in my jeans. She giggled and said, "Now what?" I said, "Clean up. I guess." She said she wanted to see. She'd never seen a real dick before.

>>595702228
fag

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>>595695721
But you are creepy.

>>595702228
Well fuck it. W/e I was finished. So I get up and go to the bathroom. Pull off my shirt and jeans and start cleaning up. She's just standing there leaning against the door frame watching.

I told her, "You made a big mess. I'm getting in the shower. You joining?" I turn around and turn on the water and when I turn back she's pulling her top over her head.

Definitely not the big titted sorority girls I was used to. But she did have something in common with them. Drunk and smooth.

As I get in she's back to the questions. Have I ever showered with a girl. What do you do. All that. I told her I'd show her when she got in.

When she gets in I soap up and then soap her up too. She says she could do it and I said, "You wanted to know what I do with other girls." At that point she just leaned back into me and let my hands roam all over. When I got between her legs she let out a sigh and I kissed her neck and pinched her nipple with my other hand.

I turned her around and showed her how to lean in the corner with a foot on the edge of the tub and her holding the shower head. Then I kissed down her front until I was on my knees.

>>595703516
Am i the only who's thinking "Dat lucky bastard !" ?

>>595703516
this is fake

bitch is too compliant

>>595703896
not necessarily true, My sister did the same thing and started it all for our fuckromps.

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>>595703516
bullshit detected

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>>595704305
who cares? good story is good.

>>595703516
I went to town on that little cunt like a fat kid at a pie eating contest. I used every trick I knew and finally got her over the edge just before the water went cold.

When I stuck my finger in I didn't feel any resistance. It was tight, but I didn't pop her cherry. When I asked her about that she said she'd been shoving things up in there since she was 9. Apparently the pull of sharpees extends beyond /b.

After I finished her off she said that it was better than she does to herself. I told her that was just a small part and if she wanted to do more I was up for it. She noticed I was and said, "Ok".

Poured another drink for us and went to her room. My last question that night was, "What do you want to try first?"

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>>595703896
I'm leaving a lot of the filler out and just running with the good stuff. It wasn't something I expected or planned. There was a lot of drunken stumbling involved. It wasn't until the she took off her shirt when I realized it was going off. And at that point it had been about two hours of drinks, sex talk, and foreplay for her.

>>595693805
make her dependent on you OP. Be her center of world.

story sounds suspiciously like tashas brother

>>595700036
>trips
why indeed

she get a whack on the head with a hockey stick later?

>>595699707
I called the internet police on you!

>>595704613
I want to taste it is what she said.

I asked her if shes tried that before and she shakes her head.

Slowly, I pull my cock back out. 1234 dinosaur

>>595704613
virgin boy knows nothing about girls pussies

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>>595706324
faker, you're not the real guy.

actually guys im having the same problem with my first cousin anybody wanna help me out we are 2 years off from each other i know she is a total metal head so anybody have any ideas

>>595705798
kill yourself freak

>>595706666
Satan asks for help anybody wanna help him