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ITT: b-movies and cult classics

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: b-movies and cult classics
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Buckaroo Banzai was a fucking epic movie, but it seems to be a love it or hate it type film.
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>>595633484
What's it about?
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>>595633551
YOU GOT A LOTTA GUTS OSCAR!
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A personal favorite
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>>595633797
Fuck outta here
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good start OP. seen them all.
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also this
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>>595633904
that movie scared the crap out of me
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Get on my level
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>>595633553
its hard to describe. It deals with a scientist fighting interdimensional bad guys. It is kinda campy but if you can find it online, def watch it.
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The Devils by Ken Russell
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Have to go with all the Cheech Chong flicks
for all time "CULT" clasics..
>pic simi related, only one I have saved.
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parasites turn people in an apartment complex into rapists
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This fucking classic
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>>595633797
boring as batshit
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fritz the cat
harley davidson and the malboro man
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>>595634039
damn dat rack
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BBRAAINNSS
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>>595635353
Watching this right now found it on Youtube the start is already quite interesting love the crappy acting and crappy quality lmao
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>>595635685
Great fucking shitty horror movie.
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>>595636133
It's from the wave of italian zombie films trying to cash in on dawn of the dead
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>>595636300
Just watched the trailer, deliciously cheesy
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>>595636547

This movie freaked me out when I was a kid
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the remake sucked major dick
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>>595636353
I love these kinds of movies so much so i'm good
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>>595634415
"I fucking hate grapes"
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Is it me, or were the 80's and early 90's the ultimate B-Movie decades?
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back when you rented a movie in the store based on it's cover
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>>595637434
70's and 80's for me
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What's sad is that all these movies are better than 99.99999% of hollywood big budget films these days.

It's not even worth watching a movie any more.
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Great movie, everybody should watch once.
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>>595637655
Then they blame piracy for nobody wanting to watch crap anymore
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>>595637549

Rawhead Rex
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>>595633286
should check out my movie


if i ever find you

i shall visit destruction upon you
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>>595637748
Exactly.
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"I kick ass for the Lord!"
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Everybody needs to see the Class of Nuke Em High trilogy

They are so perfect for a B-Movie night
It doesnt get much better than this
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>>595633720

what's in the basket? :^)
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>>595635685

God that movie should be so much better than it is.
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>>595637347
Yes! Thank you.
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No Phantasm yet?!
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>>595636697
What's it about?
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>>595638083
I totally forgot about that movie
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>>595633919

If you think Ichi's good you should get a load of this one
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This movie
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>>595638021
is that the new one? I fucking hated all the musical shit in it
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>>595633919
That scene where he pours the hot fat...
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>>595638210
Not sure what you mean by new one, I bought all 3 on VHS at a garage sale years back. Did they rerelease them or something?
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>>595638207
I raise you
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>>595638135

People that took blue sunshine acid and years later they turn into psychopathic killers
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>>595638352
TOP THAT! They should force inmates in guantanamo to watch this shit
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>>595638381
Was going to put this up next smh
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>>595638134

BOY!
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>>595638632
there was a little extra something down there
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>>595638207

That scene were he jumps on the hood and blows that guys head off
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I think it may have had a different name in the states. Had the biggest crush on Jennifer Connely as a kid... who am i kidding i still do
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This shit ruined my sleep as a child
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>>595638379

Good flick
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>>595638189
Visitor Q was just bizarre. One of those movies I finished and had no idea if I enjoyed it or not. Felt the same way after Eraserhead.
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>>595638772

a young Stephen Dorff
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>>595634741
oh my goodness such plebness
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>>595635059
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Post ends in 9001.
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>>595638772
check out the sequel
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This is my absolute favorite B horror film ever, its really great.
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>>595639088

Fuck you

bought that for 5 bucks and still feel ripped off
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>>595637976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC1d7dw24Gg
>that lawnmower scene
>those mayonnaise jar sound effects
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>>595633286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tncOesffwUU
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the better and orginal version of hunger games
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Do you fags even The Car?
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>cont + F
>this not posted
get with it fags
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>>595639083
oh god, I just watched all 9 of them in the span of 3 days....why the fuck would you subject your self to that. 1 and 2 were good, 3 was shit, 4 was....maybe the worst in the series. 5 was better but oddly cerebral for that type of movie, 6 was pretty much the same but still watchable, 7 was pretty bad in all regaurds, 8 was THE worst movie in the series...and possibly one of the worst movies ever filmed, 9 was...okay. They clearly tried to return to formula in 9 but it was just kinda dumb. OH and it was hilariously clear that 5-8 were re-proposed scripts from failed movies...and that they wanted the series to die after 3.
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>>595639475
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>>595639481
This was literally the only thing I could think about when I was watching THG, it felt like they just took it and threw another shallow story over it to make it look different.

Battle Royale 2 was pretty dreadful though
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U my nigga
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>>595633892
>>595634741

Aww, c'mon fellas!
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>>595639752

GTFO
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>>595639752
/thread
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>>595639752
>calling a Z movie a B movie
naw man...The Room isn't even fun to watch fucked up with friends. four attempts at watching it and we finally KINDA made it though with rifftrax; we just stopped watching it and ended up listening to it.
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>>595639740

I got em
I got em
I got em
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>>595633286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYRydundnt8
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>>595639880
Dude, that movie is great.
I love looking into the everyday life of a Packer fan living in Ohio.
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>>595639891
why? That is the cultiest of cult films. It's the literal worst film ever made, and it gets screened several times a month at the theater near me, which is also the busiest theater on the Eastern Seaboard.
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>>595639960
Watched this movie recently, loled that one of the characters looks pretty much like Adam Jensen. Took me half the movie to realise it's dubbed.
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wow

did not know that Peter Jackson had such a history with b-movies until opening this thread
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Mad as fuck when they pulled this off Netflix.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ3-AalZ8BI
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>>595639827
BR2 is one of those films I pretend didn't happen.

Like Cube 2 and Cube 0.

It's better to try not to talk about them.
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Puppet master was the shit, pumpkenhead also, but god damn i remember watching this as a kid and losing my shit.
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>>595639935
>cult classics
read the description, sorry you are a pleb who can't appreciate good cinema when you see it
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>>595638587
KANEDA!
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>>595633797
>from the creator of KIDS
Can't I just watch KIDS? That was a great drama.
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>>595640262
They all start somewhere
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All these covers makes me sad about the film industry today that doesn't put any effort into the cover art anymore, they just slap in some shots of the actor and put text all over it.
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>>595640037
>when he rubs the dress on his dick
>when he throws the TV out the window
>the entire flower shop scene
Tommy Wisseau is a god
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>>595640398

It's not a cult classic it's a stand alone piece of shit
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>>595635437
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>he hasnt watched the 210 minute restored version of Metropolis
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>>595640640
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>>595640753
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>>595640398
>cult Classic
oh geeze....looks like someone doesn't know what those two words mean.
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All this talk of Peter Jackson and no Feebles?
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>>595637747
this.
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>>595641027

Because it sucks
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
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Most quotable film
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>>595637976
there it is! I was beginning to think I was gonna get to post that one.
>>595633797
fucking hated that movie (except the electical tape)
>>595634039
Send more paramedics
>>595636235
Critters 2 is better
>>595634439
Used to go to the midnight movies every weekend in the early 80's Cheech y Chong were mainstays.

also Wizards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujQ-nMc0WGE
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>>595641153

No
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>>595640925
This movie was intriguing when you hear about it, but then underwhelming when you watched it
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>>595641272

Good choice Joe was a freak
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>>595641436
I watch a lot of movies, and even if it's a terrible movie I'll watch it until the end...there are but a handful of movies I can't watch to the end and Mad Max is one of them, that stupid piece of shit has no story NONE! it's just a bunch of random shit that goes no where.
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>>595641274
>Most quotable film

guess again
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This movie is fucked, the japanese IRL are even more fucked.
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"cult classic" is hipster code for "shitty movie that I'm going to pretend I like solely for the irony of it."
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>>595641649
But anon, that's a movie for faggots
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>>595641582

GTFO
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>>595641782
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>>595641848
nah, think I'll stay. If you think Mad Max is in anyway a good movie, you're a faggot.
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>>595641782
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Get your flamethrowers ready... We're killin with fire.
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>>595638376
yeah they made a new one recently
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>>595641816

Please sit on my face
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>>595640925
it seemed good when people talked about it, i watched it and it was the worst piece of shit i've ever seen
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>>595641797
yeah, highschool girls running around in lingerie is for faggots. Learn about life son. I can take 1 fag in lingerie and 1 in a gold speedo for a handful of girls dressed the same way anyday.
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>>595641985
The funny thing is, they've recently remade this; a remake of a remake
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>>595642104
inb4 faggots get mad that this movie exists
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>>595641941

You must be the guy who likes the Room
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>>595641782
I like to make fun of shitty movies.
It shouldnt be that hard to understand.
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>>595642211
my negro
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>>595642024
"How can you see me?"
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>>595641782
whats with all these people not understanding things.
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>>595633551
God tier movie
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>>595636174
That movie was shitty.
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>>595641941
you sir are the homosexual

>>595641436
decent Mad Max ripoff (pic related)
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Kentucky Fried Movie.
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>>595642165
Nah, its pretty sweet when you first see it
Watch it two or three times and it kinda loses its appeal.

Now on the other hand, THIS is a movie that im mad for existing.
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>>595642198
>2015
>not liking The Room
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>>595634321

You forgot to mention that he is a rock superstar as well.
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>>595633286
from this shit to lord of the rings... the guy stepped up his game.
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Fuck yes
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>>595642415

I'm with ya. Pleasantly surprised by that movie
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>>595642542
>George C. Scott
>not posting him on the cover
Prepare your angus
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>>595642104
sucks
>>595642165
not mad, but it does suck

(pic related) nearly puked when I first saw this one back in the 80's. Was 15, drunk and high and saw it at the midnight movies. I'd never seen anything like it before.
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>>595641782
>"cult classic" is hipster code
>enjoying solely for the sake that specific irony
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>>595641153
hell yess
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>>595641290
it was just... awful
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Wish i knew how to save entire thread, thanks for all the suggestions bros.
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>>595642743

These fags don't even know
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>>595642198
Actually never seen it, I've heard nothing but bad things about it.
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>>595642151
Ohh.. Haha see. The THING is I knew that... but carpenter's is bestest thing.
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>>595641985
I remember the game being pretty rocking.
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>>595642859
which one? Wizards? It was pretty awesome in the 80's. Not much else like it back then.
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>>595642151
The most recent 'remake' isn't a remake, it's a prequel the end of it is where John Carpenters starts off.
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>>595634673
Even a loli, iirc
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Best shit ever
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>>595635197
send... more... paramedics
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>>595642926
dl,ing now!
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>>595643463
Also this one
Both from Emir Kusturica, fucking brilliant
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>>595643376

Geek alert
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>>595643239
If its anyTHING like the movie.. I bet it is pretty rockung... God these puns..
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>>595643619
Is this movie about Skynet sending a terminator they based off the vampires from Blade 2 through time to the time of Starship Troopers? Because That's what I'm getting from the cover art.
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>>595637747
this to the max
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>>595643716
This pun*

Using the same pun twice doesn't count as multiple puns.
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>>595643618
damn, can't believe I didn't think of that one. Used to blast this one in my '72 Duster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2_gOpU0eWU
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>>595643663
Lets get one THING straight here... isnt this whole thread full of geeks.. I mean come on iin the club buddy
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>>595643933

>to the max

I'm gonna guess that you are around 50
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>>595643999
this cunt* with a full on assault.
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>>595643999 (me)
Ok bud, let's let this thing go k?
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>>595644060

Yeah but you took it to the next level
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>>595633797
This
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>>595642141
underrated post
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>>595643618
Best film to cheese to.
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>>595644350
>implying that was me
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>>595644350
Since when is knowing the plot of a movie the next level of geek?
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>>595643743
butterfly twinkle powder
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>>595644057

Those titties making me feel funny in the pants
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>>595643876
basically, yes.
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>>595638837
This
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>>595644183
remember your here forever
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>>595644506
the game.
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>>595634941
Second for Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. Back when Mickey Rourke looked like a more handsome Brice Willis. I though the boxing career was bad, then he got lots of home depot plastic surgery. Its bad when the prosthetics they used in Sin City look better than his actual face.
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>>595644506

>actually guys it's a prequel not a remake

Whatever the movie sucked
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>>595642151

The funny thing is that John Carpenter's version of 'The Thing' is a remake of the 1951 movie 'The Thing From Another World.' Pretty much exact same story, set in Antartica, find spaceship and alien in ice, unfreezes, it kills until it is killed. Only difference really is the alien is a vegetable and it contains certain anti-science sentiments typical of the genre in those days stemming from the creation of the atom bomb, lead scientist intentionally helps the alien so that he can 'learn' from it.

One great thing about the 1951 version is that they shot live action fight scenes where the actors were throwing flaming buckets of kerosene around, one shot had the female lead cornered against a wall quickly covering herself with a mattress before flaming kerosene is thrown against it.
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>>595641436
Noice
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>>595644707

Was I close?
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>>595642219
This is in my top 5
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Gotta recommend ROBOT JOX for any /b/tard who hasn't seen it

Two words: Chainsaw dick
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>>595644822
Did I mention the quality? Yes it sucked, it was just trying to cash in on the people that liked the old ones, the guy called it another remake when it wasn't why is everyone getting so buthurt about it? It's not like those Star Wars remakes were any good either. Replacing Han with Jar Jar? What were they thinking!
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>>595644912
thank you.
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