Femanons, what was it like when you discovered masturbation? How did it feel? Can I get some greentext stories?
>> be me
>> be 18 years old
>> be alone at home
>> go to 4 chan
>> pretend im a female like all the other neckbeards
>> still believe that there would be any human looking females on 4chan
>> tell op that he should stop acting like a virgin because here are no females
faggots acting like girls are not females.
the only creatues with a vagina here are probably obese or so fucking ugly that 4chan is the only place where they can get a little attention. but they dont count as female.
>when i was 11
>put finger in vagina
>pulled out hen put back in
>felt weird kept doing it everyday all day
>mom asked me what iw as doing and said i dont know
>she saod dont do that in public
>still do when ever i can but like 4 fingers now
>Everybody walked the dinosaur
>in 6th grade
>in bed, about to sleep
>start touching dick, feelsgood.jpg
>jizz after a minute, freaked me out at first because of the intense hot sensation of it coming out.
>fucking love it in retrospect
>spend all next day fapping to YouTube videos that I had previously discovered that got me aroused.
>mum got me a book on puberty, sex, etc.
>had page on masturbation
>cool. read pages on wikihow and yahoo answers on what to do
>couldn't really get the hang of it, never enjoyed it
>try out back massager (over panties bc i'm not that scruffy)
>18 now and masturbate a few times a week
Been doing it as long as I can remember. I didn't know what it was until I was probably 8 years old or so. I would grind against furniture. Specifically, I remember being probably 5 years old and I was under my dining room table sitting sort of indian style and grinding on my heel. I think that is the actual earliest I remember. But I would do it all the time by sitting on the back edge of my chair at school all through elementary school.
Just thought of an even weirder memory. Again probably 5 or even younger. I literally masturbated to a picture of some dude (fully clothed, totally normal pic) that was on some junk mail my parents got. They somehow found out. I think it was because I took the mail out of the trash and had it in my room and when they asked, not knowing any better, I explained why I had it. My mom sat me down and talked about it but I don't remember any details of the conversation. Fucking horrifying knowing that she knows her daughter was masturbating that young. ;(
I kind of had the same experience from a male perspective. Random shit would get my dick hard and I had no idea what it meant. Like, I'd sit there in my bed at night with a raging erection and all I knew was that the totally blacked out sex scene in Top Gun made me feel funny in a good way. I'd go out of my way to find more stuff that made me feel the same but I had no clue why it happened.
I guess it's not really uncommon for guys to do that stuff, but it's funny to hear about a girl doing the same.
Yeah when I got older it freaked me the fuck out like I thought I was fucked up. Recently there have been a couple parents calling in on Dan Savage's podcast saying their kids are doing the same so I don't feel bad about it now. Still have no idea how I "discovered" it though.
Like an itch. I didnt even get wet or climax. I had no idea what I was doing. Days after it would still be red and itch. In the same week I got my period. I thought I made myself bleed by touching myself. Thats what you
get when parents dont discuss anything sexual or about what a period is.
Honest to God, when I had my first orgasm, I thought I was the first person in human history to do so. There was this weird thing my body would do and then one day something extra special happens and I feel like I need to call the Smithsonian and let them know. I'd been through sex ed and all that but my retarded-ass brain never made the connection between that and what I was doing.
I guess it's just one of those things that everyone figures out sooner or later. Pretty much inevitable, others just figure it out more quickly.
you must be new. welcome to /b/
Why are you being a fucking retard
>>Hurt epic troll lel lel lel
you really don't know how tits or gtfo works do you? wow
What are you, a fucking mod? You gonna ban me?
another buzzword an oldie by internet standards
and there we go
Stop me if you've seen them before
>Don't really understand masturbation
>Watching Sailor Moon
>Older bro is cookin' in kitchen
>Sit on hand
>Don't understand why, just keep doing it
>Bro comes in
>"Hey anon, whaddya want with this chicken"
>"uh idk broccoli i guess"
>I go back to Tuxedo Mask and grinding
looking back...wow, i was an idiot.
This is pretty soon after my brother leaves
>Go to bathroom
>Underwear is moist
>aw shit should have gone sooner gotta stop being distracted
>pee, take off wet panties, drop in laundry go back downstairs commando because i'm a fucking genius
>Straight back to grinding
>Don't stop for the whole rest of the show, not even paying attention, thinkin' the Tuxedo Mask thoughts
>Full on rubbing along the length of my fingers
>Confused why fingers are wet
>fuck it will deal later
>Brother comes in again
>"hey anon come help me dish up"
>"uhh do i have to"
>"i fuckin cooked this shit if you arent gonna help then you can have like two forkfuls see if i care"
>I go to kitchen
>Usual routine: I get the cutlery/plates out and tell him how much I want, he serves
>Nothing unusual happens
>He picks up his knife and fork and goes into living room
>"hey anon why are these wet"
ffffffffffff i cringe every time i think back on it
>Some shitty school play
>am in orchestra, will be playing for the play so I don't have to act, still have to sit there during rehearsals
>Girls in silly dresses
>Guys in silly costumes
>This one guy in a mask
>A fucking mask
>Love the idea of some stranger in a mask just taking me
>yeah okay I had a bit of an obsession
>Back of the hall
>Hand between crossed legs
>Rubbing wrist against pussy
>Barely conscious I'm doing it
>Watch this guy
>He's saying his lines all smooth like
>Hall is pretty quiet
>Mask guy looks straight at me
>I let out this tiny fucking moan
>A fucking moan what the fuck
>Teacher turns round
>"anon are you okay"
>just kinda shrug and look away
I swear the guy knew when he looked at me. I was so creepy.
please lick my asshole from the top of my crack to the bottom of my scrote
>like 6th grade
>boys at school tease girls for "fingering themselves" or masturbating with the showerhead
>like it's an insult
>I stay home alone one weekend day
>thinking about what they said
>go into shower
>grab the removable showerhead
>spray it on m'vag on the pulse setting
>gets super intense feeling
>feel like I might die or puke or piss myself
>keep going anyway
>what the fuck just happened to me
>do it three more times that day
>parents start asking why I take so many showers every day
i knew what you were doing Barry i knew all along
Holy fuck are you me? Well, besides the hot sensation thing.
>Femanons, what was it like when you discovered masturbation?
it was when I was riding like a jet ski thing when I was 13, from there I had to rub myself constantly, ended up breaking my hymen before my first Per and freaked out because it hurt and was bloody but then was soooo good, ended up fingering myself with a bit of blood and did not care, i was on iron pills so my room smelled like rust
>im getting too old for this shit
I know right? There are actually people om the internet that wasn't even alive doing the joyous day of 9/11.
>yfw we are the last of a generation of people that can remember before it happened
>the happen is the great connecting that is widespread internet use
We are the last of the Mohicans
>I would grind against furniture.
Yep, me too. The arm of the couch was my favorite.
> Did you climax back then?
In my younger years, it would just feel really intense for a few minutes and then gradually fade away. Then I think at about age 10 I noticed I was getting a little muscle twitch down there right at the most intense point, which I thought was extremely weird. Over then next year or so the twitch got more and more powerful, then I started getting 2 or 3 twitches each time, and it eventually they became full-blown contractions. Those twiches/contractions just kept feeling better and better each time -- I was probably about 12 when they finally hit full strength.
>be 9 or 10
>playing with 13ish year old boy next door
>gets mad at me one day for losing a game and pantsed me
>dont even care and laugh at him
>he starts doing it more often to me when he realizes i dont care
>this somehow leads to us playing doctor
>always the patient and its always my pussy that needs to be examined
>start touching myself at night the way he does
>also learned about queefing from him sticking a nerf balloon pump up me and pumping it
home schooled and dad made me drive the water truck on jobs
suprisingly enough I made $1,500 a week cash and had a new pickup when I turned 16 that I earned myself. Too bad now I am transgender and about to start taking dicks for cash.
Dude I get a little tingle whenever I sneeze.
Its partly vestigial but during the activation response it widens the nose and helps you breath in more o2.
Also why in malaysian shadow-puppet plays when people get really horny they get nose bleeds.
>You're are being dick small
>You are are being dick small
>You are are
>Being dick small
I don't believe even 1% are female. /b/ is a sausage fest.
>also learned about queefing from him sticking a nerf balloon pump up me and pumping it
Yes, Ms. Femanon... this is strange, we were looking at the X-rays and realized your ovaries appear to have exploded some time in your early teens.
>>also learned about queefing from him sticking a nerf balloon pump up me and pumping it
my current gf started bating when she was in 2nd grade. she said she started by rubbing against a pillow and not knowing why it felt good but just continued to do it. but now she's super horny all the time so it's pretty great lol
It is a shower head that is the same as a regular shower head. It is a bit fancier in that it has different stream options as well as being detachable so you can get it down there. The pulsing option is the feel good one, at least for me.
>Grew up in super religious household
>Was warned about masturbation long before I knew what it was
>Used to feel really guilty when I got excited
>Kissed this boy in my church
>Wanted to take it farther way faster
>Parents got a call from our Pasture
>Longest and worst 2 hour lecture of my life
>To this day I fucking hate that guy
> be me
> 12 year old asian fag
> Growing up everyone only had one child,
> Its crazy, close friends are "cousins" there are no real cousins where i am from
> I think thats all people are really allowed to have is one child
> Mom buys me a pair of flannel boxers
> I wear them to bed one night, always wore tightie whities
> i get an erection and start rubbing my dick on the inside of the boxers
> Then it happens,
> I start crying uncontrollably, I think no one will ever be my girlfriend. My life is ruined
> mom finds me 20 mins later
> I explain what happened, and that Dad is going to hate me when no one will marry me because I cant have a baby now
> mfw she told me it was ok I didnt just waste my one chance to have a kid
> mfw she told my dad and he laughed - I can count on my fingers the number of times I have seen him laugh
> mfw I realized not only my life was not ruined but I could do this multiple times a day
>I'd been through sex ed and all that but my retarded-ass brain never made the connection between that and what I was doing.
I know. I had sex ed, but it was incomplete. For a long time I had no idea what my clitoris was or that other girls had one. I just thought it was a mole or something. Then I started hearing about how amazingly awesome a guy's penis felt when he played with it. (They didn't cover that in sex ed either.) That sounded just like what I was experiencing, so then it occurred to me OMFG what if this mole thing I had was the beginning of a penis growing out. Fucking freaked me out.
>be me toddler grinding on shit
>fast forward 8 years started fagging off while listening to love line because it was late night sexual content
>12 yo computer moves into my room. all downhill from there.
>masturbate 1/2/3/4 tines a day since.
>grew up in a normal family in a normal part of the world no shame, always knew what masturbation was.
>be me, 12 years old
>average white girl
>see a white man getting beaten by a bunch of niggers on the street
>my no no spot feels tingly
>drop my pants
>mfw i have a penis
>mfw redditfags say mfw and don't post a picture
>found toy bumble ball that vibrates
>kept pulling chord on my clit
>came with the force of a thousand suns
>masturbated every other day, sometimes twice a day
And I literally just masturbated while my boyfriend was doing work on his computer and he has no idea
I want to believe you but that seems pretty made up. Could you post a pic of him working on his computer, just if you don't want to post anything yours. I just want to believe that an actual femanon posted something in this thread.
>Playing around on playground in elementary school
>Slide down pole
>Slide down it more
>Feels good still
>Me and pole get very friendly the next few months
>Experiment with rubbing it because I want it to feel good when not in school
>10 maybe 11 years old
>Some neckbeard faggot posts 10 second really badly animated gif of two characters from one of my favorite game characrers at the time going at it.
>Gif Consisted of like 5 seconds of robotic nasty looking coitus and 5 of just cum dripping out of zeldas pussy.
>Thought it was hot as shit
>11 year old cunt starts to get swollen as fuck and warm
>Start to touch it to relieve pressure
>Feels good as fuck
>Keep rubbing for like 5 minutes
>Feel like Im gonna pee but don't wanna stop rubbing clit
>Pee as I'm cumming, bed is soaked as fuck.
>Tell mom I was napping and peed the bed.
>Fap 1-5 times a day since.
>like to masturbate but never finished to completion
>be in fucking high school, like senior year
> finally fucking figure out that you have to put in work all the way to the end to fucking cum
>female friend and I were talking about masturbation
>neither of us will admit to doing it.
>she tells me to try it
>put movie on with Meagan Good
>scene is like 30 seconds long so I have to REW like 451565156561561 times.
>20 mins later finally fucking cum
>jerk off everyday now
>surprisingly I'm not a virginfag.
i cant stop laughing my sides omg...MONICA!
This is perfect. I like this post a lot.
I may have screwed up the age, but I know it was my last year at that school and elementary school in general. The next year was middle school, but I was in middle school but had apparently missed the entire first year of middle school. So, apparently I had another year of elementary that was supposed to be middle school because of how the school system worked.
>9 years old
>laying stomach down on the ground
>playfully crawl with my body / pelvic area upwards
>intense pressure on my pelvic gave me an odd feeling
>losing my breath / addicted
>basically put pressure on my pelvic area against the CARPET going upwards, so i looked funny (almost like a seal) when i was doing it
>grandma would be like wtf stop that wtf are u doing
>eventually mastered looking less like a seal, like i was laying down going REALLY slow upwards on the carpet with my pelvic
>still gets me turned on from time to time
i remember playfully putting my pochacco doll against my skin. liked it. i dont remember when it started but i started masturbating with it (still do from time to time) i LOVE the texture and rubbing the part of the nose against my clitoris.
>image very related
>learning about masturbation
discovered porn when i was 11 (hentai pop ups thru anime websites) and started to relate sexual experiences to masturbation
to this day, i can masturbate without sexual thoughts, but it usually helps
> be me
> read about masturbation on BDSM sight
> decide try it
> start watching porn/rubbing clit
> decide to finger myself
> arms too short, can't do it
> didn't try again for five years
> masturbating on the daily
>5 feet tall
> still can't finger my pussy
> has lots of sex to make up for it
>anon is hoe
I'm not a femanom but I have a story.
>insomniac teenager as fuck
>one night starving
>room in basement, have to walk past everyone
>master of stealth from a year of doing it
>walk past sister's room
>something loud is in there wtf can't place the sound
>she's sleeping face up
>with our pic related massager on her groin
>sounds like high intensity, shit was my favorite
>get some tortilla chips and melt some cheese and go back to playing counterstrike and StarCraft
>don't use that massager again
Not really, there are girls that are into the same sick shit that guys are into. Hell, I had a guy earlier that thought I was a cop trying to bust him or something and sent me a list of videos on motherless that he wanted removed, such as the oregon girl that got caught. I myself am into stuff you would probably see on facial abuse.
>young, not sure what age.
>friends with girl and boy next door
>go over to play
>don't remember exactly how this happened but we were being "rude" and giving quick flashes
>girl and boy ask older sister to build us a "club house"
>older sister puts some wood and board up against a wall
>older sister leaves and we hang out in the cubby and flash our bits
>after a while girl leaves, so its just me and boy
>we keep showing each other
>after a good look, he gets really close and licks my flaps
>never felt anything like that before
>he says i should lick his and then he will lick mine
>take turns doing it
>it felt so good that i kept doing it even though i was grossed out his dick touching my mouth
>i remember i would put my lips around his dick, barely touching it and quickly move away
>but he would give me a good 10 second lick out
>I kept doing it so he would lick me again
>when we stopped, i went home and watched dr who with my parents like nothing happened.
I started masturbating from that point on to recreate that feeling. looking back on it, the boy knew way to much about oral sex so now i wonder what went on in that house.
We saw each other in a shop when we were older and we talked like nothing happened.
That's grody dude but then again I'm the normalfag cancer killing the board.
Have another story.
>live in apartment with GF
>same sister now gay has GF too
>dad doesn't have space for her
>'you can live with me sis'
>fuck my GF one night
>suddenly a bit awkward because the walls are thin and I trained her to moan and yell my name because I like that
>about to sleep sex was good no CIG needed
>loud moaning from not our neighbors
>recognize my sister's name being said
>look at GF
>she looks back
>goes on for about an hour with lots of panting and yelling
>next day ask sister if she needs us to peace and shit when she gets down
>somehow devolves to us talking in detail about our sex lives
>both are dominant kinky fucks
She's a sis its great
I don't tell him what to wear, he does as he pleases, I love him regardless
I mean if he has to wear gloves (Who knows, he might have scabies or something infectious.) He should be wearing the most awesome gloves ever.
Maybe some studs and spikes would make it look less fagmo.
I tell my boyfriend to cut his damn hair and try to have emotions. He looks sexy as hell with short hair, but he just has to have it longer. At some point it was probably longer than mine.
You must either be fat, have the T Rex arms, or not flexible at all. I had 4'11 gf in hs. She could reach.
You could be her cousin though. She had a short ass cousin (maybe it was megan?) with the T Rex arms. She had some medical thing where her arms literally weren't the right length.
I do that a lot
>have nerdtastic best bro
>has a qt younger sister who took French class with me for 3 years
>one day joking but not joke and say 'bro lemme take ya sis to prom'
>his face is like five different emotions at once
>'haha the look on your face dude relax just playing'
>relief washes over him
>she goes to France
>cuts my name and hers into some wooden table at a park or some shit
>already with GF I love tho
>still sometimes wonder what it'd be like if I'd done that instead
Since that one wasn't about my sister I'll drop another story about my other sister
I'm not exactly sure how I got to masturbating, but the earliest I remember was just massaging my clit but I never came until I put mechanical toothbrushes in use. I didn't use fingers til early 8th grade and started with one, two, and then a fat sharpie. Never really came from just pent ration until actual sex, but my clit is extremely sensitive. Not really a story but whatever.
Oh yeah, the reason I knew the name bit was because she snapchatted it to me, didn't know she was handy with a knife
OK here we go
>younger than me older than other sister mentioned
>she comes over from out of state
>playing titanfall after a dinner I invited the family to
>she's hanging cuz she's sleeping on couch
>she's also lesbian and is discovering herself in a small college town
>starts talking about sex baby
>works at a bar
>gets one night stands every week and drinks until she pukes and then drinks more on the weekends
>starts talking about a straight chick with huge tits
>chick accidentally barfed on both their shirts
>they go to clean up in bathroom
>sister jokingly spanks girls butt
>suddenly affectionate drunk rubbing
>Listerine first though sister is classy
>start with making out and then fingering before discreetly escaping to the hosts room
>lots of graphic detail to other sister, GF, and sisters GF
>and also to four of my IRL bros over Xbox live chat
>they're quiet til she finishes and goes to get a drink
>'So, anyone want to play last titan standing now?'
I like mine, he is nice and understand me even though he doesn't buy me shit for any holidays or my birthday. Also forces me to watch him livestream dumb games that he likes to play. And he has a big dick that he refuses to accept.
We all have too much shit on each other.
>playing titanfall again
>me and other bro without sis
>he's just married
>can hear 'anon friend pls finish game'
>anon friend says OK one last game
>takes longer than we expect
>suddenly mic makes weird sounds like if someone was wrestling it away-
>'ANON I AM TAKING ANONFRIEND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX'
>'You have my permission, have fun'
>he signs off immediately probably lost a rank
What makes you think that? I am really fond of him and only do nudes when I have to. I adore him though and it is kind of fun watching him play games. Plus, I can get games from my friends without even needing sexual favors.