/b/est of 4chan I start! GOGOGOGOGOGO!

OP IS A FAGGOT

>>595541928
wtf is this shit

>>595542156
9/11 confirmed as an inside job

>>595539230
and you call that best of 4chan?

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>>595539230
my best moment on /b/

>>595543408
but /b/ was made first faggot

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Contributing the collection 1/?

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2/?

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3/?

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4/?

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Anybody here? 5/?

>>595544800
lurking

>>595544800
Lurkin'

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6/?

>>595544800
nice dubs fag. now keep dumpin

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7/?

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8/?

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gets me everytime

>>595542370
ohh my fucking good

i was looking for this so fucking hard...

may you live long anon..

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9/?

>>595544029
>my fucking sides

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10/?

>>595545487
Lurking

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11/?

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12/?

>>595542156
Idiot he rolled no just dubs. He rolled 911. This was fucking epic.

Lurk engaged

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Last night

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13/? Dude I'm not a fucking robot fuck

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>>595545947

>>595548215
classic

>>595547730
Monkey of disbelief was an epic kek although the grentext is old pasta

>>595542370
Tl;dr pls?

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The ban that i got today from mod's faggotry

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Anyone still lurking?

>>595548890
Maybe, finish dumping
Also, requesting sjw pasta

>>595548890
kek

>>595548890
That story is shit, but yes keep dumping

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Yep

>>595548890
I'm here

>>595548379
10/10

>>595545947
makes me feel every time

>>595549396
Same anon, same

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I'm the dumper dickhead 14/?

>>595548890
Yeah anon I have been looking for good screencaps for a long time now but nobody post in my threads also requesting beta shit like mark the mintman

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15/?

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16/?

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17/? This kills me

>>595550299
Filename
Also more mintman

>>595550019
Topkek

Lurking in this thread

>>595548890
Done acid many times.
If something like that happens to you, you shouldn't even take any kind of drug.

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18/?

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One of my own.

>>595551166
8/10
Smiled out loud

>>595551166
the fuck

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19/?

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20/?

>>595546669
Be a cartoonist. Get shot. Be the king. Get knifed. Be peasant. Get chopped. Be a PM. Kill your self. Be a dictator. Kill ur self. Be a russian. Get black widowed. Be alive. Get plagued. Yeah Europe is so much better than the US

Okay feed me now, I carried this bitch

>>595552909

>>595542370
You can't do this to me. Where's the rest of the story?

can someone post the storys from a guy whos dad is playing pranks on him. like that one with the litle frogs everywhere ?

>>595554317
i know exactly what your mean, but i'm not posting it.

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>>595553218
?

>>595554907
>filename faggot

>>595554317
dumb for the storys. ananon pls deliver

>>595552331
>kings
>peasants
>plagues

nigger are you stuck in the 1300's

>>595543669
Shit moment

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>>595545947
brb crying

>>595552903
>screencapping your own thread

>>595542370
Moar faggot

>>595549953
Lost so fucking hard

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let me share some real one
1/6

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2/6

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>>595558441
happy now?

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3/6

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4/6

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>>595541306
still the best, a million keks

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5/6

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6/6

Best of worthy?

>riding in hot, crowded subway car
>I get on at one of the early stops so I have a seat
>2/10 landwhale gets on the train with her hotter 7/10 friend
>smile at 7/10, landwhale scoffs and continues talking 7/10's head off about "the patriarchy"
>as we progress further and further into Manhattan and the train becomes even more crowded she becomes visibly uncomfortable
>her knees quake with every rock of the train
>peels her shirt from her chest and flutters it to fan her body
>ask her if she'd like my seat
>this catches the attention of several men on the train who become visibly excited
>a single bead of sweat streams from her hairline down the length of her rounded face
>she reluctantly stammers out a "y-yes"
>"yes, please" I jokingly correct her
>"yes please" she whimpers as a tear rolls down from her eye
>at this all men in the car become fully erect
>as she sits the men begin swaying back and forth like apes, their eyes glued on the oppression they're witnessing
>"now what do you say?"
>she looks to her friend for help, but all is lost
>"t-thank you"
>"it was my privilege"
>the car erupts with cheers as all the men get up and begin beating there chest and masturbating furiously
>even the young boys get involved, swinging from the railings like chimps, soiling themselves in the process
>a Wilhelm scream is heard from somewhere far off in the car as a man's penis explodes
>the train, which had been slowly gaining speed the entire time, derails as the conductor was too busy jerking off to the point of bleeding, thinking about how he makes 30¢ more per hour than his female counterparts
>as the car goes up in flames the conductor busts the best nut of his life

>>595559358
copypasta
ayy

>>595550299
kek, i was in there yesterday

>>595546154
fuck I always lose to this one

>>595559969
It's my oc though. I wrote that shit nigger

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>>595548874
Hold your shit. Are you ban evading right now?

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Worth the read.

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Are you ready for a jus-stiffy?

>>595559358
Best thing I've ever read anon, even if copypasta, my fucking sides!

Anyone got the one with the guy who whiles his ass with bible pages, gets kicked out, becomes a hobo, and goes on a Forrest Gump tier soul searching adventure?

>>595551166
>my sides

>>595553906
lost so fucking hard

>>595548890
One critical flaw with this story. How did his parents know what he was doing in his room?

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anyone remember this?

>>595564245
>reads this story
>one flaw

>>595539230

> that image to start of a best of 4chan thread
Really?
OP is a proper dickhead

>>595548473
i'm literally in tears now

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Literally just happened

>>595562250
Amazing

>>595542370
>"the birds and the hoes"
I didn't even read 1/4 of the thing and lost already

Can someone make a new thread for when this 404's?

>595555555

>>595555555

Anyone have tub shitter?

>>595566577
Reboomp

>>595551166
fucking kek

>>595543669
> literally bothering to screenshot that complete gash
You must be such a lad

Does anyone have that story about the gay couple and the sissy would dress up in a Nazi uniform and speak German? And the one guy tied him up in a chair for a whole day and only went in the room to get blowjobs?
It was a really fucking cute thread about it, and I'd saved it when someone posted it last year but now I can't find it anywhere.

>>595567547
i know what you mean bro, don't have it but it was hot/heartwarming as fuck

>>595548379

shit. had a good laugh here

>>595540222
Top kek

>>595543669
You are not funny

>>595567743
It was definitely one of the best things I've read on here.
That whole "Please don't leave me." Part got me right in the feels. I'm looking for it now...

>>595568472
Well everyone thought I was so you're just a faggot

>>595568915
>Screencapping your own post
>shitposting
>compiling replies
>posting it in a best of 4chan moment bread

you suck dick for a living.

>>595539230
FFS. I saw the original thread (which does not in any way make it epic) and like every single thread like this, the guy was simply looking for an audience to show off his fetish of shoving something up his ass off, and you provided the audience, you fucking newfag.

>>595570240
>grouchy :^)

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>>595570240
1/2 OC that i've bothered to screencap.

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2/2

>>595569480
>accuses me of shitposting
>shitposts

>>595549953
>>clevergirl.jpeg
kek

>>595570514
you do realize that you just proved you glorify a guy shoving a banana up his ass over the internet.
what are you doing with your life man?

>>595571033
sure smells like newfag.

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>>595568554
Found it.

>>595551166
hearty kek

>>595542370
Where's the rest?

>>595570531
The only thing funny about that is that the guy thinks stewardess is spelt 'steuertess'.
>>595570514
Do you think it's 'epic'? You people are the reason /b/ has never been good

>>595549953
I'm fucking crying. Thank you anon.

Anyone got the one with the guy who clapped to annoy his girlfriend, and then she broke up with him because of that?

>>595571219
Been here since 2013, two whole years, so not a fucing newfag

>>595571858
oh boy..

>>595571858
who is lacey vicich?

>>595571148
there once was an anon called grouchy
who'd go shouting at kids "don't be slouchy"
he'd argue on /b/ where
he thought someone might care
but that he was happy, i doubty

i wrote you a poem so you can frame it and then be less grouchy :^)

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>>595571858
>two whole years

>>595571653
do you need a poem too?? everyone's so grouchy these days and the name of ebin is taken in vain :{

>>595540007
The History departments head teacher used to do the same thing. She used to read these out sometimes and every class would piss themselves as well as teachers in the lounge
>Which year did the vietnam war start?
>1945

>Which continent is china in?
>The Japanese border

There were some really good ones but those two are the only ones I got

>>595543101
that filename

Does anyone have the /co/ one where arthur is donald?

>>595571858
kankker

>>595571653
Spelling errors aren't really funny to me, so I guess we just have different senses of humor.

>>595572097
She's the woman us /b/ros went after after she taunted us

>>595571858

See, dry wit doesn't work on the Internet, to my constant disappointment (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here)

>>595572629
Clearly, if you actually found anything else about that heap of shit amusing

>>595572786
True, but as long as a few are amused by it, who cares?

>>595572345

Kek oh yes, my history classes were like this too, if only I could remember it all

Real life, always stranger than fiction

>>595572938
K well Humor is subjective, so idk what to tell you lol.

You seem autistic or at least extremely socially awkward. this type of thing is also funny to me.

>>595573240
>Oh noes, he didn't find le ebin thread I capped funny, he must be autistic!!!

Try harder faggot

>>595570589
kinda reminds me of my ex. She was craving "Italian food" so I took her to a high end Italian restaurant. 5 star and shit, like really good and really expensive. She threw a fit when they didnt have pizza and we got kicked out...

>>595573565
so grouchy, oh no ^.^
l-let me help you anon-kun! c-can i kiss your forehead??

>>595573565
you don't even understand why you're awkward lol.

feeling the need to point out that you didn't find something funny and then lashing out at everyone is commonly seen as pretty awkward.

it's sad, but in a funny way.

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>>595571342
nigga i have no life and lurk for 12 hours at a time and this was still tldr. gay? i think so

>>595573834
Should be ducked in hole

>>595573871
I don't see why not

>>595574139
Nobody found it funny, faggot. You're life is meaningless. So stop attacking me, a guy who actually has a big cock, a six figure job, and a girlfriend.

>>595573579

HAHA MY SIDES

>>595574520
>nobody

but... but.. there were like 15 other replies though of people saying it was funny. whatever lol.

i'll letcha go. didn't mean to make you freak out lol.

>>595573579
oh good lawd tepcock

>>595553218
FUCKING

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>>595550019
10/10

>>595574139
I love how people seem to think that saying trololol you're autistic your point is invalid somehow gets them off the hook. You posted shit in a 'best of 4chan' thread, laughable though these threads are, got called out on it, and acted all butthurt. End of.

>>595574152
Well, I mean, yeah it is a bit gay.
BUT THE GAY FEELZ ARE REALZ

>>595542370
for the love of god someone post moar of this

>>595574762
KEK. Now you're deluding yourself. There was one singly reply to your post, calling you a fucking fag

>>595575029
>autism intensifies

dont have a heart attack, little guy. sorry for posting oc instead of reposting the same stories from every other best of 4chan thread.

children raging at oc make this website great lol.

>>595575350
>captital kek

cringed lol. but yea im talking about when i screencapped it. you can see all the replies. stop raging, plz its awkward.

>>595575390
>"OC"
>posting stale unfunny shit someone else came up with

Kek I rest my case

>>595575786
we already established we have different senses of humor. you like spelling errors and i like sandlot.

you raging about it is just incredibly awkward.

thanks dumpers great thread so far still lurkin

>>595575549
But you can't see what they say, you fag. What does that prove? Stop making excuses please, it's awkward.

>>595561288
jesus christ

>>595574762
Of course your little beta neckbeard ass apologizes to an alpha God like me. Your girlfriend, if you even have one, would love to ride my behemoth dick until her vagina is a cthulhu sized crater infested with cum robots. Typical.

>>595552331
Being this butthurt, top fucking kek you yank mess.

>>595548890
Thats.... Not acid

>>595544623
many keks

>>595576022

because i was there and screencapped it lol why would i lie? you're taking this so seriously lol.

im arguing with a child and i think i like it

>>595543669
Eat shit and die

>>595576233
cthulhu can change size though, so maybe the crater is really small.

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no diamonds yet?

>>595576749
Exactly.

>>595546905
you can at least crop out the ifunny banner you faggot

>>595568440
fucking saved
had many keks, thank you

>>595550019
FUCKING KEK.

OC

>be me
>13 years old
>go to kayak practice
>hate it
>mom makes me continue
>after practice one day
>in dressing room
>some kids are kidding around
>one say "wouldn't it be fun if someone pissed in the sauna?"
>be autistic fat kid looking for acceptance I go in to sauna and starts pissing on the sauna machine
>kids stand outside door laughing
>and then came the smell
>realized what I did
>fast as fuck to get clothes on and get out
>shit
>have to wait for mom to pick me up
>older kid comes out
>asks me if I was the one who pissed in the sauna
>"no, they are probably protecting the one who did it"
>success he believes it
>he mutters "fucking cunts" and goes back inside
>few minutes later
>trainer comes out
>try and act cool
>asks me why I'm waiting outside
>say that the one who is picking me up doesn't know where the place is at and that there is a terrible smell inside
>he kinda believes it and goes back inside
>get picked up
>a week later my mom knows about it and me, my mom and trainer have a sit down to talk about it
>burst into tears
>blame group pressure
>they believe sob story
>everyone hates me at kayak practice

I'm still ashamed of it.

>>595551166
Fucking kek

Also checked.

∆
∆ ∆

>>595556482
Lost my shit.

>>595544800
Ifunny fag

Can somebody archive this so we can archive our archived archives?

>>595576422
Because you thought you could get away with it? Does that argument work in a debate, "uh I saw it, it happened, honest!"? I don't know why you're taking it so personally, either. I can only assume you wrote it yourself, I can't imagine any other reason for screencapping it

>>595559358
Wonderfur.

>>595559145

Now this is the best of the best of thread

>>595541197
Why do I feel like this actually happened

>>595579485
I'm average looking but this still gives me the feels. Seems like a nice guy.

>>595562027
I forgot til I read this that 7 used to be filtered

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Can't believe you guys forgot the very best of 4chan.

>>595540222
that is some fucking insane shit. rabbit mindfuck games.

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>>595581556
No, thats the best

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>>595581556
You ruined my night.

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>>595539230

Nice dubs.
|
|
V

>>595582383
thx

>>595582383
stfu fgt

>>595544359
fucking /int/

>>595561253
those poor Aryan children

>>595550790
It's not that he can't handle acid. The story is bullshit.

>>595551716
>>595551915
>>595564046
>>595567120
>>595578456

samefag

>>595543408

newfag checking in, what's this about?

>>595542370
Surely someone must have the rest?

>>595546154
>.
so many lels to this

>>595548473
> eat shit bob ross

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>>595552331
>being this mad
lol fuck you murrica, hope you and the russians bomb each other off this planet because you're both dirty plebs

>>595551166
First time I've actually keked THANKYOU good sir

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>>595549953
Ayy I was in that thread

>>595585203
that is sad

>>595583632
so?