Singles are the lies. Dubs are the truth. Trips are the absolute

ISIS are mossad agents.

OP is a faggot

So this thread is lie

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>595401035
Cake

God is real

We should not care about other people's religion. And don't jam your religous/atheistic beliefs down other peoples throats

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France is actually ISIS

Not france. I. Am ISIS

muhammad is a cuck

niggers tongue my anus

God is real

a huge meteor will hit the earth this year

This post is a lie

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good souls go to "heaven above" actually just are sent out into the universe

bad souls are sent to "hell" to burn actually go the earths core to be recycled because they turned out wrong

Jews are not people

>>595402866
nigga what

OP is lying

God is real.

>>595402866
oh shit

I have a small penor

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>>595403071
>>595402088
>>595401348

I guess if you play the odds then you will get it eventually

Fucking goats is OK

Moot is kill

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>>595401035
umm OP...
cp was quads earlier today...

>>595402866
What do the good souls get sent out into the universe for?

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She'll love me someday

>>595401035
Kill all jews

>>595401035
>m00t

Bio - Dome was the best movie ever made.

>>595403330
Fuck! I almost had quads!

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>>595403330
so close

Blacks are superior to whites in every way, shape, and form

>>595401035
niggers are 3/5'ths of a person

This statement is a lie

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continued....

>>595403441
don't kid yourself

This is singles

god is dead

its ok for whites to enslave inferior races

vodka in a juicebox is the worst thing that happened to the humanity in the last 25 years.

>>595403622
>check em

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>595401035
It's only gay if you don't fancy women at all

Nazis were good people

>>595403699
I don't know why there would be anything other than dubs

>>595403811
Czeched

>>595403699
Depressing

>>595403811
>>595403622
>check em

>>595403431


TO IMPREGNATE MORE PLANETS AND SPREAD THE HUMAN VIRUS

>>595401035
I didn't borrow my sister's vibe and stick it up my ass yesterday

Women are good.

>>595401035
Grey aliens are actually Chinese people from 2.3 million years in the future

>>595401035

IF singles are lies then everything you said is a lie

>35

>>595404033
FUCK, i wanted singles.

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bill

>>595404033
Checked, faggot

god is real

>>595403971
fuck I was 2/3 better luck next time

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>>595403398
>>595403597
continued further...
ACCEPT THE CP THE QUADS HAVE SPOKEN!!!

>>595402866

That's a lie.

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>>595401035

b/ is 80% gay posts, we all visit a gay porn site daily.

She doesn't love me anymore

>>595404033
you know you fucked up, right?

>>595402866
That's the truth

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>>595404033

This guy is lying.

Moot is actually the Messiah, and will get his revenge for us calling him a faggot

none of this is real. everything you see hear and do is all an illusion of a warped reality made up of lies and deceit.

OP is a faggot

Inshallah

We are all satanists in this thread. And satan wants to impregnate us all

>>595401035

Weed is addictive.

>>595404033
If trips this is untrue

>>595404424
wow missed it by 20

>>595404033
>My gf is honest and respectable

>>595403398
Lex retro non agit, faggot

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Black people contribute to society

i once ate pancakes for a year straight

Pewdiepie is not a fucking awful shitbag.

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slavery should be legal

I'll kill myself before 30

>>595404166
>>595404600
true but it was posted with dubs...

I will roll singles

>>595401035
new is philosophy is check my quints

black people are actually really cool.

>>595404699
FUCKING GODDAMN BULLSHIT I JUST HAD TO GET DUBS

An heroing is cool

>>595404699
What the fuck have you done

>>595401035
I am the sexiest man on earth

>>595404793
more like check your failure

>>595404777
FUCKING TRIPS BITCH!!! CP IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH!!!

Niggers are the true master race

>>595404900
>the dubs
Its confirmed from the quads, trips, dubs

>>595404699
This is not a lie.

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>>595404800

>>595404847
Heroin is cool

op=fag

OP is not a faggot

Dubs and I kill myself.

>>595405036
Yes, yes it is

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Hi my name is Rand Paul and I will be the next President of America.

If you're gonna post, say something good. There have been many shite dubs and trips posts.

And John lithgow gives great oral

>>595405169
reroll... i want you to die...
if dubs or up you post it....

Moot is op

>>595404793
>>595404899
REKT

Dicks

>>595405299
YISS

>>595405306
Er, I meant "NOT REKT"

>>595405299
GG

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9/11 was an inside job

>>595405200
Aww Yeah heroin is legit

>>595405444
Oh
Shit
Nigeria

>>595405299
Oh fuck. Well there goes my life.

I won't post it though.

>>595401035
Verb yellowball

>>595405444
ohhhhh snap

>>595405490
>>595405444
oh shit indeed....

>>595405444
Czech dis nigga

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>>595405444

>>595405444
That settles it.

Half Life 3 will be released this year

aliens rule usa

>>595405444
Nice trips. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams/10

John wick is underrated

>>595405595
Fuck...

Niggers are good people

>>595405553
You were so close to quads.
I killed Osama

>>595405444
holy fuck

lets do a tally on our absolute truths...
and we shall screenshot them and spread the truth all over the /b/

>>595405595
Rollerino

>>595405690
that movie was a joke

>>595405655
Fucking Scientologists were right

Obama is illuminati, and made every disease since he started in office.

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>>595402088
You called?

This is the year the apocalypse happens

>>595405444
trips don't lie

Wii Fit Trainer was a smart addition to Smash Bros.

White people are better than everyone.

>>595405896
I meant "trips fucking lie"

Op sucks dick

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Gabe Newll is the our lord and savior

Half the people of 4chan are underage.
>Inb4 untrue singles.

4chan is a tolerant place for everybody

>>595401035
reddit is better than 4chan

OP is a nigger.

>>595405886
Close one, I'm glad it's not da truth lyk.

aliens from lightyears away fapped to the fappening

Taylor Swift secretly loves me.

>>595405530
Rerolling

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>>595405444
The trips have spoken

>>595405805
It was better than any Taken

The Holocaust wasn't real

9gag has the dankest memes

>>595401035
America is the best planet on Earth

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the jews did 9/11 and niggers are responsible for ISIS and burger king is the hero america needs

SEAL team 6 is secretly Shrek.

White genocide is a real plan by the jews.

>>595405695
>>595405595
Both posts ending in 95
Half Life 3 confirmed

Everyone in this thread will end up together by coincidence together when the world is being attacked by aliens.

>>595405444
9/11 was inside job - absolute truth
>>595405299
anon should kill himself, but won't because faggot
>>595404900
>>595404777
>>595404166
CP is the absolutest truth of all for it has been confirmed by the quad, trip, and the dubs
that is all so far... any other truths to add?

/b/ will rise again

>>595406180
Reroll

We're not gonna make it.

Sophie Turner loves me.

Hitler was misunderstood

>>595406288
seal team is confirmed for layers

If you eat your own shit you will prosper

>>595406288
>>595406266
Shite niger

i just got quads

now check em, scrubs

>>595406266
Confirmed by the dubs

>>595406288
holy shit

This post is a lie

I like anal.

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>>595406288

>>595406266
Almost quads...

>>595406396
This man is heterosexual

>>595401035

I once farted on a dying cat that had cancer.

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If you knew me you'd know I'd be the last guy to walk into a WalMart and shoot a bunch of people, I mean, I'm not even a cop.

>>595406400
Fuxin dubseption

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Niggers are black

>>595401035
squares are actually circular

>>595401035
hitler did nothing wrong

im gay

I am urinating

>>595406409
Well shit. Now you got us in a paradox. And if quads, /b/ now praises Dan Danson as the the god of all gods. Sub gods being those such ass the flying spaghetti monster.

bin laden sama is still alive

I WILL DIE AT 25

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>>595406533
Confirmed for being the first person to shoot up a bunch of people

Your mother should have swallowed you

>>595406468
the original image linked that contained cp was a quad post... cp already had quads... it didn't need mine... HOWEVER, i did give it trips and a couple dubs... so there is that

>>595406561
fuck, niggers aren't black. this calls for a new philosophy

moot is living with Tupac and JFK

>>595406664
Fuck

aliens arent real

>>595406616
Well go get some pussy you Cis scum.

I will die tomorrow

>>595406718
its all good... it was singles.. its only trips if it ends in trips...

I will not die rich

I Will die in the next 100 years.

>>595406672
It's the fuckin truth!

I am going to kill everyone in this thread

>>595406825
Are you new here? You must be new here...

i like dicks.

check them singles faggots

>>595406918
moot will return

>>595401035
quads are overrated

>>595406949
Don't be a pussy and go for singles, reverse your statement and go for dubs.

I like pussy

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/mlp/ is where moot will be hiding.

>>595406984
seriously, he will

The grifter is family appropriate

>>595407044
THE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

>>595401035

I fart blood.

reddit is alright.

my friend is gay

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The next guy below is a nigger, and MUST be called a NIGGER by every post.

>>595406918
been here for about a year... every time i get into one of these threads ... thats what people yell, so no i think you are new here... that or everyone on /b/ doesn't know how /b/ works anymore...

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>>595404033

>>595407044
yay, we're not orphans!

The Grifter causes no side effects. You should watch it.

Tumblr is going to branch off to us.. and get us.

Also,
>>595407179
NIGGER

>>595407179
You clearly did not see that he was rolling for quads and just barely missed it.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Some random super hot girl in the street will walk up to me and say 'hey anon I'm pretty shy myself, I'm new here and don't have any friends, would you mind if you showed me around town?'

After I say yes, we end up going to my house after I asked her to stay for dinner.

While we're eating I tell her a bit about me and vice versa, turns out she really likes virgins.

We fuck and I'm no longer a virgin and she's mine forever

>>595407222
Damn son

obama is a reptilian

I am currently having sex with Lana Del Rey.

>>595407222
it is official. Orphans do not exist

>>595407179
Nigger

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>>595407222

>>595407042
MODS!

>>595407100
well cool story

>>595407179
This poster is a nigger and he just started browsing 3 days ago.

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>>595407321

please allow me to reroll this shit

everyone in this thread will have sucked a cock by the end of the week.

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The next poster is ABSOLUTELY a NIGGER, and must be responded to by every post.

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Jeff Gordonwill become Meme of the Year.

fairly soon

>>595407301
doesn't matter, didn't end in quads... so he failed...

The Grifter should be showed to young children during Bible Study

peeny weeny

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>>595407222
I salute you

Guy below is a KIKE NIGGER FAGGOT and must be addressed as such

Furries are humans too

Trap isn't mental illness

Jews can be black.

>>595401035
I just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

>>595401035
m00ts back!

>>595407452
This anon was sucking a cock while he wrote this

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>>595407485

Meme confirmed.

>>595407635
NIGGERS ARE BLACK

fast food is healthy

this is shit

The Grifter is a beautiful video.

>>595406561
Arent niggers niggers and blacks blacks?

obama was born in US

Trap is good

Kurt Russell
QUADS GET!

>>595407179

1 year is really not that long. Been lurking since 2006 around the time when the layout was nothing like this and they did shit like word filters to fuck with people.

Long story short, you're a penis.

>>595407729
niggers tongue my anus

god is gud

>>595407651
Reroll

>>595407655
truth has been spoken.

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Obama is actually Osama

>>595407661
I just reported this. Have fun in the pokey, Faggot.

OP is a faggot, for eternity

>>595407655
>well that solves that

people of /b/ are beautiful

>>595407788
oh geez, they really do

>>595407772
Nice try faggot

we will never find love

You should show young children The Grifter

>>595407655
lie

OP left this thread long ago

>>595407811
Finally! Acceptation!

>>595407977
Dubs vs dubs

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This post got quints.

Also, Niggers are not black

>>595408018
I'm OP

>>595407977
Contradickchain

>>595408080
No, I'm OP

Life will improve

muh girl gon leev me

I am the only man who fucked my girlfriend.

>>595408046
55 vs 77

77 wins

>>595407977
shit, we've got two truths contradicting themselves.

>>595407898
yes there is always someone who will fall in love with you

>>595407977
Not lie

>>595408180
dammit

>>595408180
niggers are actually the smartest people in the world

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4CHAN IS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT

I get ALL the bitches

>>595408180
This guy is a virgin

there is no 4chan

rat face broke my heart

>>595407811
this is a lie

>>595407425
fuck you bitch... i may have started 4chan recently but before that i worshiped 4chan users as Gods, for it is YOU 4chan users, who can create memes from the stupidest shit ever, and you who make the darkest, and funniest memes... fuck reddit, i fucking love 4chan

anyway, enough of sucking your dick...
i casually browsed from time to time... but i was never really interested... then David, king of /b/ came along... he showed me that you can find glorious things on imageboards, that they aren't boring af.... So thank you David, let the knowledge that you helped someone get into /b/ make your assrape in prison feel better...

>>595408180
Good idea /b/ro

my girlfriend is faithful

I broke the dam

>>595408131
No, I'm OP.

>>595408278
zimzam will be flimflammed

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>>595407485

ayy lmao

obama will quickscope you mum.

You can wear socks for 2 weeks without taking them off and it won't smell bad

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>>595407799
>>595407977

moot is actually a woman.

We must all an hero before 2015 ends

>>595407977
You just broke the matrix

>>595408180
I am the only man fucking my gf

you killed pa

>>595408389
fuck you, I'm OP
(not even the samefag)

>>595404712

Slavery is legal fucknuckle. It comes by the way of credit cards, cable companies, and utility companies. God you fags are the cancer of this board.

>>595408387
sry m8

I'm a black man who has his shit together.

>>595408533
Damn..

>>595408533
She's a keeper.

I will fuck your girlfriend

>>595408533
niiice.

I need to an hero

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>>595401348
>>595402866
>>595403699
>>595404033
>>595404699
>>595405444

Mfw this thread

Post in this thread, niggers will tongue your anus.

>>595408673
I need to go to bed

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>>595408426

The Jews will be uncovered.

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>>595408457

>>595408733
told you, it's late.

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pedophile god is real
all worship cp as religion...
this is a loli thread now...

>>595401035
Everyone should willingly shit in their pants right now.

>>595408556
Soclose

>>595408797
quads are love, quads are life

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>595408733
pls go

>>595408812
DAMN IT!! TOO SOON!!

Shitposters unite

Moot is among us

Chile is new meme

The cake is a lie

>>595408888
FUCK

If:

singles - I remain itt
dubs - i go to sleep
trips - i fap and post pic of dick
quads - an hero

>>595408888
WE HAVE A WINNER
My new philosophy is "pls go"

>>595408888
kek

>>595408888
WINRAR

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>>595406320

>>595408180
no black men have fucked my bitch

Dubs are the lies OP is le devil

>>595408888
Fffff

>>595408888
You better go m8. The 8s have spoken

>>595408888
kek

>>595408888
Holy fuck, it seems that you have to stay there

this post got quads.

the earth is flat and niggers suck

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>>595408646
try m8 she's only really into me and chicks
>>595408661
>>595408629
thanks m8's

>>595409034
rolling for penta

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>>595408888
>mfw pls go is new philosophy

SHUT IT DOWN

There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

>>595409322

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The only images you may post in this thread must contain Jon Jafari.

>>595408888
well damn. i wonder what that philosophy means.

>>595409109
fuck, I'm off then. OP's going to the bed.

peace!

OBAMA IS MARTIN LAWRENCE IN DISGUISE

>>595409331
Such a fucking lie

niggers serve a function in society

>>595409322
yes
>pls go

>>595409422
FUCK

This thread will reach 400 replies.

>>595409422
truth has been spoken

Every post from now on must contain a penis picture

>>595409384
the nines will define what 8 quads mean
9>8

justin biber is an fagat

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>>595408888
>pls go
>pls go
>pls go
>pls go
>pls go

>>595409565
close enough

I am dying of cancer

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Patrick Swayze is still alive