ITT: we create a lifehack and post it all over tumblr, Twitter,

Bump out of interest

>>595263974
Bamp

>>595263974
take a bottle cap off a soda bottle, and swallow it to gain bird-chirping abilities!

>>595263974
Bump

>>595263974
Toaster jammed ? simply just stick a knife into it and get the toast out.

reduce your risk of eye cancer by staring at the sun for 30 minutes a day

Bath gone cold? Turn on blowdryer and put it in to warm it back up!

>>595266385
Bump

>>595266385
You might not believe how many actually do this.

>>595267264
Thats the whole point. Darwinism.

>>595263974

EDGE LORD

>>595263974
brilliant

Patriarchy got you down? Combine two of the greatest threats to white oppressors everywhere and perform a topless protest in an urban ghetto.

Stomach ache? Drink bleach to kill the bacteria!

>>595263974
87 is the best get

running late but in need of a microwaveable snack? Simple just wrap it in tin foil and it will only take half the time it normally would to heat up.

>>595268100
DUBS

Computer running slow? Attach powerful magnets to the sides to strengthen the magnetic field.

phone battery running low? stick in in the microwave to charge it in just a few minutes

>>595268100

This could drive Murricans to extinction.

Computer running slow , do you suspect a virus ?
simple all virus are allocated to a folder called system 32 which stores all you browsing history ,
Delete it for smooth PC performance and have all virus go away with it.

WARNING : This will delete your browsing history and saved passwords.

>>595268524
What about mac users?

>>595268786
fuck those guys

>>595268786
I believe its like sudo decompile or some shit

>>595268524
roll

Bumping for convincing looking pictures I can post on social media

>>595268908
Yeah, exactly faggot! are you even listening?! What about MAC USERS, what kind of shit can we do with the .so files

Breaking fluorescent lightbulbs releases a sweet aroma or something
your pets like it

^do something with that

>>595268908
Yea I agree. So how do we fuck them over with a Mac version of this idea?

>>595268940
>595269167
rm -rf * .*

Do you get bad razor burn after shaving your genitals. Rub warm grease all over to instant relieve the burn

>>595269259
rm -rf * .*

>>595268786
Accidentally bought a mac? Just kill yourself.

>>595269407
Thanks

Drinking 4cl bleach daily will clean your body from bacteria.

if you put bologna on your car it removes the paint off. someone come up with an idea.

Like

>KEY TO REMOVING BUMPERSTICKERS
>place bologna over the sticker entirely (make sure to cover edges and have at least 1/2 an inch over covered.

>wait 2 hours
>remove

>>595269707
Apply to remove scratches

>>595269707
Include something like

>It may look silly! Make sure to put your car in the garage to prevent critters from eating the bologna early or those judgmental neighbors!

>>595269707
Roll for bologna

Want better gas mileage? Pour 1/4 cup of water into you gas tank for each gallon of gas in tank.

>>595269910
this is a much better idea than bumper sticker removal tbh
>remove scratches

thanks anon


>>595269931

omg fucking genius

----

someone make a life hack picture for it

>>595269910
roll for balogna

roll for bologna

>>595269707
69, 22, or 87 get

>>595269707
Someone will have to take pictures in reverse order of a scratchless car then make a small scratch then take a final pic with bologna on car. Same way they do those weight loss before and after pics

>>595269707
>C'mon now!
>captcha: metre

>>595268100
kek

Chugging robitussin helps cure hiccups and migranes

>>595270343
Its called the clone tool in Photoshop..... Are you new to the world?

>>595270587
Holy Shit we have a winrar

>>595269707
Lesse the winrar.zip

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>>595270587
>>595270655
So we do.

>>595270343
I have a feeling this could work wonders


>mom I found out a way to remove scratches

>what is it anon

>I'll let you see it when I'm done trust me

>2 hours and $1,000 of paint damages later

lold

nice try anon

>>595270810
>Mom: "Anon, why is your checking account suddenly missing 1,000 dollars?"

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>>595268100
this does nothing bad to the microwave, it makes blue sparks and nothing else


people act like this shit will blow up their house

>>595269707
roll4dis

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want to instantly whiten your teeth but don't have the money? sick and tired of those foul tasting bicarbonate toothpastes? Try calamine lotion! the potent zinc oxide within has been proven to cause an instant whitening of the teeth and can even improve gum health. The big pharmaceutical companies have been trying to keep this one under the wraps for years! Be sure to apply vigorously and for a more thorough outcome try swishing it around in your mouth.

>>595268524
rolling

>>595270609
I have no idea what that is or how it applies to this situation. Please enlighten me

>>595270974
>lies and self guilt intensify

my body is ready

Anons, we have a winner, unless it's a faggotry post

Ice cream too frozen? put a spoon in the microwave to heat it up! Cuts through ice cream like Lightsabers!
*metal spoons works better

>>595269707
roll so hard

>>595271111
>quads override
>>595271133
Bend over and call me master and I'll be nice and gentle whispering sweet nothings in your ear

>>595270130
Make sure you mix it with sugar.

>>595271111
Quads don't win?

>>595271111
nice quads

>>595269707
rolling for this

I vote faggotry as OP so rickrolling shall continue. Especially on the bologna post

>>595269223
this seems believable

>>595263974
Need to clean a dirty spoon faster? Wrap the end in ducktape and heat the spoon part with a lighter for two minutes (or more.)
When you're done, just blast it off with cold water!

>>595269707
ROLL
>>595271374
>Dear diary, today OP proved to be all right

>>595269707
rolling

>>595271215
rollin

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>>595268289

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>>595270587
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR!

>>595271571
OP called "winrar" as faggotry post.
Roll for the Bologna!

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>>595271666

>>595270587
>tricking adolescents into robotripping
Decentish winrar

>>595269707
this is perfect for tumblr faggots

>>595271477
77 DUBS, I FUCKING WON THIS SHIT.

>>595271666

SATAN CONFIRMED.

>>595266626
THIS

>>595271750
Nigger btfo and check my Satan trips

OP here again. So many dubs and trips for bologna so bologna wins holy shit. Now someone makes this shit happen before thread 404's so we can start spreading.

>>595271969
YOU HEARD THE FUCKER, /b/! GET TO IT!

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rolling for bologna

>>595270130
better yet add a handful of sugar directly to the gas tank.

>>595271666
satan for bologna

>>595272043
>>595271969
>>595269707
As I roll a 69 for the win lol'd a little.

>>595272188
dubs for bologna

>>595271553
I swear to god that nigger had a mouth.

>>595272261
>totes missed that
:D

Icyhot makes a great discount tingling lubricant that you can find just laying around the house

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>>595271892
but this shit is glorious, the spoon idea. :(

>>595271298
>sugar in the gas tank

Sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline. The worst this does is require you to buy a new fuel filter.

Someone get one of those pics going showing the bologna trick bologna wins.

>>595271553
was it alive?

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>>595271477
How fucking retarded. No one wants to spend three minutes to clean a fucking spoon

>>595272432
You're right. But bologna won. Like legit too.

>>595272546
Agreed. I would if I could at the moment

>>595269707
this

Mix bleach with ammonia for the the best cleaning solution

>>595272695
I would too but i suck at any design on computers what so ever

>15 minutes for paint to bubble/ breakdown from bologna

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>>595263974

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iFloCgLfbE

>>595272679
Read my other post with the picture, it'll explain my seemingly retard idea
>post below!
>>595272432

>>595270587
>>595271969
Ignoring the first winrar

>>595271029
It doesn't even do that, no one really produces tin foil, it is all aluminum foil which is non conductive, if anything, you should say to put your food on a Blue Ray Disk because blue is the warmest color.

>>595272946
>its not about who did it first

>its about who did it right anon

>>595272946
Didn't ignore it just dismissed it as faggotry

>>595265073
look at the time

>save money on toilet paper

swallow plastic bags and your poop will be wrapped in little plastic packages.

>TFW every day is a wipeless poop day.

for bologna are we doing removing bumper stickers or scratches

I always found these pretty funny but will never post one just in case someone die because of me

>>595273201
Scratches seems more legit

>>595272868
Yea but it is supposed to be under the disguise of a life hack and a life hack is supposed to make things easier and faster to d, or do something miraculous like the bologna one
one.

rolling for bologna car idea

>>595273403
bologna already won

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>>595269707
Roll for this!

>>595273201


>scratches.

my idea was alright, but the anon that suggest scratches took it to a whole nother level

rolling for hot spoon

>>595273467
no this won
>>595270587

>>595273722
OP dismissed it as faggotry. Read the whole thread you fucking nigger.

So this is what we do:
A life hack that tells them that if they have bad carpets, what they can do is combine bleach and ammonia for a perfect solution.
INB4 like this -->
>Have bad carpets? Unremovable stains? Here's how to get rid of them.
>Take two cups of bleach and on cup of Ammonia and put it in a plastic water bottle
>Make sure the cap has like two or three holes in it
>Next shake the water bottle around
>First thing you wan to do before cleaning is to put a straw in it and blow bubbles: This will add carbon dioxide and level any of the atomic bonds out
>Spray on the carpet and watch it work!
INB4 it's extremely poisonous.

Lifehack: Make sure to dab your toothbrush in rubbing alcohol before putting the toothpaste on it.

This kills off any unwanted bacteria and cleans the white stuff off your tongue. After a week of this your tongue will be as pink as the day you were born.

>>595274016
THIS

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here are some before and after pics someone can use

>>595274016
Rawrlin.

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>>595274079

>>595274016
omg

Anyone up for making the bolonga pic?
I'll post it where I can

Why don't we just do all of the good ideas?

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>>595273067
aluminum is absolutely conductive

and yeah tinfoil just the common name for aluminum foil, because saying aluminum foil out loud makes americans tired. I don't envy brits, they have a whole extra vowel to pronounce

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>>595273837
OP here
No I fucking didn't, went away to make some ramen and now some cunt has hijacked my thread. 87 obviously won

currently making pic

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>>595274134
obviously would have to edit but whatever

>>595274372
thank you based anon

>>595274279
Pics or didn't happen

>>595274208
because of lack of focus. We all break off and start doing separate things, there won't be enough of us to make any of them actually work

>>595274279
why don't we just do both

>>595274654
This bologna thing seems to be heading somewhere, let's run with that

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>>595273837
That is not how rolling works, you are dismissed as faggotry, you are all dismissed as faggotry, this entire freaking thread is dismissed as faggotry.

>>595269707
this

>>595269707
oh well

>>595269707
genius

>>595274267
you're a fucking retard, no one uses tinfoil anymore. They're different things.

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>>595274711
Agreed. What are we pussies? Let's do that amonia carpet thing as well

>>595274372
bumping for this guy

Bumping for bologna pics

>>595275127
Make sure to post results.

MY FUCKING COMPUTER CRASHED FUCK I WAS ALMOST DONE SHOPPIN THE PIC FUCK THIS SHIT

>>595274372
Patiently bumping. Should be worth the wait

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I'm gonna post a picture here and there as tribute for those who can Photoshop these pictures


Here's some r34

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Someone give me an idea of how to make a life hack. My idea:

> Have mouth burn?
> Calcium carbonate in chalk!
> Look at tums, main ingredient is calcium carbonate, to stop burning at mouth, throat, or stomach
> Eat about quarter of a stick- do not use colored varieties due to impurities
> To make it more effective, place quarter of a chalk stick finely crushed into cup of water (6 fl oz) along with aspirin (1 tablet) and salt (tablespoon)
> microwave to warm or hot
>let sit and sip slowly- add lemon juice or orange juice to stop salty flavor from bothering you.

Logic:

CaCO3 + 2NaCl --> Na2CO3 + CaCl2 + acid + heat --> aqueous bubble Cl2 + Ca2+, both poisonous gas and highly basic, will cause seriosu stomach issues.

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>>595275027
>being this mad about tinfoil

guessing you didn't read my post.

Soup cans are aluminum too, everyone still calls them tin cans.

>>595271064
Is that the pink shit in the bottle you put on eczema?

>>595275826
asperger detected

>>595275826
The bologna pic?

sunlight helps remove paint when using bologna

BTW!

>>595270587
>DXM
>Not DPH
Step it up. Let's have them kids screaming about being covered in spiders.

>>595276499
>egg whites also are efficient

like bologna

>>595275027
Tin foil has it's uses and is still sold. How retarded are you? If someone calls Aluminum Foil Tin Foil, they're stupid and need a slap

So what does balogna due to paint anyway?

>>595274016
Rollin for this

>>595276849
Heat melts bologna to the paint. Nobody wants to leave bologna on the car so when they peel it off it peels off all the paint under it

>>595272432
Spoon has been done before. Bologna is new.

Stop sniffing your ass and get with the times.

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>>595274016
Made a pic, post results, niggers.

>>595277142
Nigga aint nobody responding to yo shit. Nobody cares. Do it yourself

>>595277142
>bottel

>>595277111
>nailpolish remover (this ones a GIven)
>shaving cream
>egg whites

also have the same effect

>>595277111
>dem trips

But would it really melt that bad? Sorry I just think this is stupid.

>>595277142
Way to misspell bottle you dumb cunt. Everything you love is gonna burn and you deserve it.

>>595277497
You nigger fag, it's bottel.. The fancy bottle.

>>595277435
Actually shaving cream might be more convincing

someone make the bologna one

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I'm sure someone else can do better but I tried lol

>>595277438
I can confirm this works. Uncle did it to my cousin for a not so funny prank. Just ruined his paint job. Only catch is it has to be a warm day

>>595277665
Who the fuck owns a fancy bottle.

>>595273201
Everyone has said scratches but you can also put at the end of the infographic:
>also works wonders for bumpersticker removals! Just make sure you cover the entire sticker with an inch buffer-space all around and it'll just peel off with no tearing or residue!

>>595277721
>my sides

somebody please

>>595277925
Not niggers.

>>595277862
Add another sentence that says

"Remove after enough time has passed"
Or something like that

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Good? need more?

>>595277999
If you're fake lifehack doesn't kill niggers what the fuck is the point