ITT we make another MtG card
fuse edition
0 or dubs decides type
>>595238503
With Fuse, it has to be an Instant or Sorcery, so thread is already fucked
creature, Social Justice Warrior
>>595238503
one side Instant one side sorcery
>>595238503
Tumblr - reddit
>>595239181
true dat
>>595239181
i can add power/toughness so it can be w/e the fuck
>>595238503
rolling for Artifact Creature
>>595239238
That would actually be possible
Gore and Porn
>>595238503
Creature - Shapeshifter
>>595239349
Nope, fuse rules would only allow an Instant//Instant, Sorcery//Sorcery, or Instant//Sorcery
Artifact creature.
>>595239380
winrar?
>>595239380
Winrar
>>595239380
>>595239238
WinRAR
>>595239517
show me rules, i don't see it in the rules, despite the fact that every fuse card is instant and/or sorcery
>>595239380
sketchy win
1 decides mana cost for both sides
21
>>595239870
left: 1
right: 10
>>595239681
It doesnt say anywhere but we already have I/S winrar
>>595239870
2 white, 3 red
>>595239870
WUB
RG
>>595239870
left: 1 dark
right: 1 light
>>595239870
Boring having 1 mana cost for both sides.
UR left, UB right
>>595240286
Re-roll
>>595239870
I'm pretty sure we aren't deciding colors right?
also reroll >>595240092
>>595240341
Winrar
>>595239870
YOU WOULD HAVE TO SPECIFY THAT WHEN THE SPELL IS FUSED, THAT THE SPELL ON THE RIGHT BECOMES AN INSTANT
6 red 6 colorless, 10 white 12 colorless
>>595240341
2 decides left half name
>>595240451
One fucking post too late. Probably should have read the thread properly...
Iga-Lagandu
>>595240451
mana cost decides the color automatically; it's the card's color identity
>>595240451
Mana cost determines color (unless a card has a characteristic defining ability or color indicator, in the case of cards with no mana cost)
>>595240466
why would you have to do that? One half may be cast only any time you could cast a sorcery, obviously? The instant could go on the stack after it
Niggerstorm
2 get
>>595240527
Steam
>>595240466
it just means the left half can be cast as an instant, while both or just the right can only be cast as a sorcery
>>595240773
Rolling
>>595240748
rolling for this guy
>>595240527
Felch
>>595240527
Rolling for captcha title
Ladyship Idsxpen
>>595241052
Winrar
>>595240527
Dumblr Leddit/9fag
>>595241052
3 decides right
Niggerstorm
3 get
>>595241264
More Captcha Titles
Onsiyar Coli
>>595241264
Lordship Rmale
>>595241264
Faggish Farce
>>595241264
Going for captcha here.
eyFac Mortal
>>595241368
Compas Cumbrou
>>595241334
rolling for
>>595241264
Nepxsdi Pihsydal
>>595241413
winar
>>595241413
god damnit not a captcha
Captcha: wneius
>>595241413
4 decides left effect
Makes OP put sharpie in the pooper
tap: fucks the opponent's mother
Yiff Yiff
>>595241582
all controlled tokens gain +3/0
>>595241582
Return target creature to its owner's hand
Ladyship Idsxpen deals 3 damage to target player
>>595241582
Target player gains deathtouch.
Bazinga!
>>595241895
roll
>>595241924
WInrar
>>595241924
Winrar
>>595241582
destroy target artifact. If any artifacts in the graveyard share the same name as target artifact, destroy all artifacts.
>>595241924
>â–¶
Bazinga should be a new effect
>>595241582
Target opponent puts sharpie in pooper.
>>595241924
5 decides right effect
>>595242035
this
>>595241582
Exile Ladyship Idsxpen//Faggish Farce, then search your library for a basic land card, and deal damage equal to it's converted mana cost to target creature or player.
tap: mid or feed
>>595242035
What would it do?
OP puts sharpie in the pooper
>>595242035
Bazinga! (If you're smarter than your opponents draw a shit ton of cards)
If any creature you control has flying, target creature gains +1/+7 and is unblockable until end of turn
>>595242186
Flash
When Faggish Farce enters the battlefield, you lose the game
>>595242282
Exile Ladyship Idsxpen//Faggish Farce, then search your library for any creature card deal damage to one enemy creature equal to its mana cost and put it into play
>>595242186
Tap: OP delivers
>>595242615
>Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)22:13:14 No.59524
winrar!
>>595242615
winrar!
>>595242615
winrar
>>595242576
Faggish Farce is a Sorcery
Search your library for any card with bazinga ability. Take the card and shove it up your ass. Do not shuffle deck.
>>595242615
So basically you can pay an extra UR to say bazinga! when you cast this.
>>595242035
BAZINGA!!!: tap as many mana as you wish and deal damage to target creature/planeswalker equal to their combined converted manacost
>>595242866
no
>>595242936
this is BAZINGA
>>595242035
Say as many Bazinga spoofs as possible withing 10 seconds. Opponent takes damage equals to the amount of jumbled retarded ass shit said. Bojangles!
>>595242615
6 decides left picture
>>595243307
>595243307
>>595243307
>>595243482
Re-rolling
>>595243307
Need tight pussy but don't have pic
>>595243307
>>595243482
Roll
>>595243307
this
>>595243307
>>595243482
reroll
>>595243482
Rolling
>>595243691
rolling for
>>595243659
rerolling
>>595243482
Roll again