Not sure what I did. 5 decides what I say. >inb4 op won't

I just got fucked by my dad. Asss huuurts.

>>595189682
This

>>595189777
Trips wins

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>>595189682

wut?

>>595189682
Thisss

Fuck off, mom

>>595189682

Roll

you caught me. i love him too

>>595190135
Winrar

>>595190135
OP won't deliver

Fucking fag

>>595189490
I got Pearl when I was 6

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT IF YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU FUCKTARD?

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Sorry for the delay. She kept calling me. 9 decides.

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

i need help, he rapes me everyday, call 911

i like trains

>>595191836
rerole

>>595191836
role

You catch the new housewives of Atlanta episode? I missed it :T

your retarded

>>595191871
roll

send me tits and ill say or do whatever you want

>>595191979
winrar

Uhmmm look leah, I uh
*Sips mountain dew
Really like you and i think we should maybe kiss sometime, but only if you are okay with it

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>>595192155
pls just kill yourself...

¿Qué carajos acabas de decir sobre mí, maldito bastardo? Para que lo sepas, me gradué como primero de mi clase como marino SEAL, he estado involucrado en numerosas operaciones secretas contra Al-Quaeda, y tengo confirmado alrededor de 300 asesinatos. He entrenado en "gorilla warfare" y soy el mejor francotirador dentro de todas las fuerzas armadas Estadounidenses. Tu no eres nada para mí, solo otro objetivo. Acabaré contigo de una manera que jamás has visto sobre la tierra, recuerda mis palabras. ¿Piensas que te vas a escapar de mí después de decir esa basura en internet? Piénsalo de nuevo, bastardo. Estoy contactando mi red secreta de espías a lo largo de USA. y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este momento, así que mejor prepárate para la tormenta, gusano, esa que liquida tu vida patética e insignificante.

Estas muerto, niño. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y puedo matarte de setecientas maneras distintas sólo con mis manos. No solo estoy entrenado en combate sin armas, además tengo acceso a un arsenal entero del cuerpo de marina de los Estados Unidos y lo usaré en toda su extensión para borrar tu trasero miserable de la faz del continente, pequeño idiota. Si tan solo hubieras pensado sobre las consecuencias que tu "inteligente" comentario iba a traer sobre ti, tal vez hubieras cerrado tu maldita boca. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora vas a pagar el precio, maldito idiota. Te tiraré tanta mierda sobre ti que te vas a ahogar en ella. Estas muerto, niñato

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Starting to get heated. 0 decides.

c'mon I said the truth, he's a faggot

>>595192581
i'm sorry, I love you ..

I'm going to rape you. Heading over now.

>>595192581
My cock is rock hard right now.

>>595192514
roll

Phoning your mom about this.

u want my baby

not if i suck him off

>>595192581
ten to metal during compou

its a fucking baby not a game, dont be stupid

Let me at least eat your ass out before you get knocked up

>>595193000
nice win

Why did I tell him? Why not?

>>595193000

Wins

Can you name the kid Tyrone

>>595192581
I bet my left testicle it's gonna come out a nigger baby

>>595193000
Winrar!!!!

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Two trips? Ayyy lmao. Next trip decides unless timestamp boobs.

>>595193335
Roll

>>595191979
Winrar...fucking waste

>>595193000
Winrar

>>595193811

this nigga trippin

>>595193811
listen bitch, ur a cunt, but cum over n we can hav fun, 4get about him

listen bae I only need boobs

i want your baby

I hope you get aids, then I hope your new guy gets aids. Then you two will both die and I can inherit your baby and raise it to be my son

Well, how about us 3
Have a relationship? We can all be happy.
My dick can go to his ass while his dick can go to yours and I can get dad to cover my ass if you think it's unfair

>>595194214
Henry rollins

m'am this is the police , your boyfriend was in a car accident the driver was an alchohol

You never understood me. All I ever wanted was to have my asshole nigger-pounded until prolapse! Cock is my destiny!

Don't you see it? I wanna be with you, i'm a grown up man now, we can have that baby if you want, I miss you.

>>595189777
>>595190211
>>595191377
>>595191911
>>595192033
>>595192155
>>595193000
>>595193077
>>595193099
>>595193811
>>595194277
I want in on this shit so check em bitches

I cut myself thinking of you

>>595193811
Let's fuck

>>595194411
double dubs count as trips

Everytime I poo I think of you

And you fucking left me because I wanted a dog instead of a damn child. Fuck off, don't talk to me.

i will kill him if you get pregnant, and ill kill the baby

>>595194461
One more time then abandon thread

>>595194538
Fair enough.

>>595194563
Reeeerul

If you get a baby, you better get a second one because I am going to eat it.

reply with the navy seals copypasta

Op better deliver with those double-dubs

>>595194450
Roll

>>595194583
roll

>>595193811
Is she fucking autistic

>>595193811
Trips is too long TO wait, op dubs pls.


Write: i wanna have a child with him, homo couple

I'm sorry baby I only did it for the trips I hope you understand.

>>595194277
Dubs = win?

>>595194214
rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllling

Lets fuk bby

I wanna suck his dick so bad, I bet its tastier than ur pussy bae

>>595193811
I am sorry, but you never let me to fuck you in the ass. This was an outrage for me and my masculinity, so I will never let you to be happy. I am going to fuck with you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays. Until the end of time.

Well I am gonna apologize if you let me fuck you in your ass in 72 hours.

i can give you a baby right now

Can I try to get you pregnant?

>>595194762
Roll

So many dubs wasted

>>595194895
Rollin'

Lets have a threesome, I can suck his dick, while you licking my hairy ass.

>>595194762
This pls

Bitch i got quads, waccha gonna do?

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15 decides.

>>595194583
Roll

>>595194895
roll

>>595195040
god damn this newfag here, 15 will 404 your thread just do dubs idiot.

>>595195040
I will FUCK your child

>>595194895
Rollin!!!!!

list of developed countries UN

>>595194895
rollan

I LOVE DICK

i will use radiation to destroy his balls.

>>595195179
Rollo

Im sorry, I just love niggers and their beautiful black skin. I also secretly pay a black man to allow me to lick his skin for hours every tuesday night. Forgive me .... :(

But I love him more
yes homo

>>595194895
rollllllll

>>595195040
Send me a pic of your tits and he's all yours.

>>595195179
THIS

Ok, let's get to the point. I want to fuck you. Let me one last time and I'll tell him I was lying and trying to make him mad at you.

>>595195296
Aight rollin'

>>595195166
check'd

>>595194895
rolololo

>>595195179
This

>>595195266
roll

>>595195338
Roll

>>595194895
This.

OP stop being a faggot and just do dubs

>>595195179
Here

>>595194934
rollll

>>595195338
This one

>>595195040
OP is she at a college starting with an M?

>>595194895
rll

I want to pump your child with my cum till it detonates.

...unless I get anal ASAP

How that brown cock slips in,and out,in and out,in and out,.....splurge

>>595195338
This

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Close enough. I'll stop being a bitch. 5 decides.

>>595195514
CLOSE, op This.

i have a confession to make. i was never in love with you in the past. i just liked fucking you in your nasty whore cunt.

send 50 dildos

>>595195266
kek

I wanna booboo in Ur hoohoo

lets love him together

>>595194895
rolllll

>>595195686
ROLL!

Only if dinner consists of your vagooo

>>595195647
U already lost me FUCKING whore

>>595194895
r9ooahh

i will kill your boyfriend

Can we build a fort

>>595195791
roll

>>595195338
rollan

>>595195825
WINRAR!!!

Send tits and i come

>>595195647
Listen bae, Lately I have been arrested for childporn, wanna share my fate?

about to lose your fucking life bitch I will destroy your empty little heart

>>595195338
This is good

>>595195825
Win

you will also lose your baby
I'll promise you that

>>595195983
Noice

>>595195825

Winrar

>>595195825
WINRAR

>>595194895
deliverfago

You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

>>595192581
OP is a jelly motherfucker, fuck this.

Come on op

do it fagot

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Calm down guys I have to wait for a reply first. Dubs decide. Or a picture of a Xbox one controller with time stamp.

>>595196733
Lmao anal?

I hope that baby tears you a new hole so that you can satisfy you cock craving - whore

>>595196733
Ok so i will rape and kill you ugly child

my doctor said i have cancer, stop with your shit

>>595196733
This is bullshit. Why can't we just live life. [Insert a Jaden Smith quote here]

>>595195943
roll

>>595196733
Well it was your choice. Say hello to your baby you fucking bitch.

Anal with you, or painal with him. But not with my dick.. oh no I am not gay, but with my fucking baseball bat.

>>595197006
Rollllll

Well... actually you got fat

>>595196733
Ok well could you send me a pic of your tits? If you do he's all yours.

LISTEN, HAGWITCH, UNLESS YOU SPREAD YOUR HAIRY ASS AND LET ME PLUNG INTO YOUR SHIT CAVERN, I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGIN.

PLUS YOUR DAD IS GOPING TO READ THESE TEXTS!!!!

>>595196733
ask for nudes and post them

im still in love with you, i can change

i wanted the dog to fuck my asshole

>>595197006
This

>>595196733
Please suck my dick one more time or show your pussy, and I will never bother you again

I want you and him to raise my child.

>>595197128
Roll

>>595197165
Rollin for this

>>595197182

roll

can i confess something?

>>595197228
win rar

>>595197233
Winzip

>>595197255
Winrar!!

>>595197288
WINRAR

>>595197233
>>595197255
>>595197288
winrar kek

>>595197255
winrar

>>595197255
winner

>>595197182

rolllll

>>595197288
Winner winner chicken dinner

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I want you to to suck your shit off of my erect cock too...like the filthy whore you are. I don't wanna look at your face or hear your voice. Cunt and ass destruction only bitch.

>>595197233
Winner
Im the winner and i wanna say "your" i missed r, op deliver

>>595197425
rollin

>>595197425
THIS!!!

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Oh shit. Is /b/ going to get me laid? Dubs decide once again.

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>>595195647
>MFW IT TRANSPIRES THAT OP IS TAKING THE BLAZE OF GLORY METHOD OUT OF THE FRIENDZONE

>>595197235
roll

>>595197425
remove the hdmi sticker you fucking asshole

>>595197182

rolling for hagwitch

>>595197483
Sorry too late. My bad.

>>595197700
A kid? How can we have a kid when you don't appreciate me? you don't even try to stay in shape

would you consider raise my child with him?

Jokes on you, bitch. I have herpes. Better get tested.

OHH BABBBAABBABA A A FFUUUHKC ME

>>595197235
rerollll

>>595197700
Then come over, I will impregnate you right fucking now.

>>595197906
role

>>595197700
Send me nudes

>>595197255
this

I wanna be with you, i'm a grown up man now, we can have a baby if you want, I miss you.

>>595196959
Send her a dickie with "iz this wat u wan beb??"

>>595197700
ok look i trust you so i will tell you something. i want you to pack a entire bag of marsmellows in my ass. one by one just stuff them in there. ok maybe three bags.

I love you.

>>595197901
Roll

>>595197943
Rollin

>>595197906
ROLL FOR thas

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I'm dating someone. Sorry.

>>595197700
FUCK you, i dont want to have a child with you, stupid whore. Send me a pic of your vagoo please, i need to jerk

>>595197700
come over right now and we can get working on that ;)

>>595197906
>>595197255
rolling for this

>>595197972
Reroll

>>595197425
Doing it. Will deliver one moment please.

>>595197235
rollinnnn

Kid it is then!

>>595197700
Sorry my bad but since you rejected me with anal, I can only get hard if someone is watching me. So we can have sex, but I need him to watch us closely.
This or no baby, your choice.

>>595197979
Dub dubs

>>595198066
Rarzip

>>595197700 check em
>>596197425 winrar. Xbox one and timestamp. DELIVRAR

>>595198066
WINRAR

>>595198005
Roooollll

>>595198099
winrar

Show me your tits and I will fuck you so hard we have triplets

>>595198099
Winrar

>>595198099
rar

>>595198017
Roll

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OMFG - check the news! The pope was just assassinated!

>>595198066
WINRAR

Good job /b/ we started a family

>>595198211
>>595198195
>>595198202
Fags this is the real WINRAR
>>595198066

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Ive always wanted your dad more than you

>>595198250
omg

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Oh my not-real-god. Ps4 controller with timestamp or gtfo.

I am the only one who is getting captchas with cakes?

>>595198461
Send me a pic of your tits and he's all yours

>>595198461
you guys are too damn funny. best thread/10

>>595198562
i had pizzas and wine

>>595198461
op confirmed faggot

>>595198461
Pretty much. So should I pick you up