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Dubs decides what I say to her. I have a crush on her so make the first winrar a love message or something
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hey penis sleeve
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I'm being fucking stupid? Bitch, you're the one who suggested I smear your tight pussy in Nutella with a fucking bread knife and shat in it. You don't even fucking know what's coming to you if you think I'M the one being stupid, you single breasted whorey little fucknugget. I wish I'd rammed you up the ass and ran when I had the chance, rather than putting up with your constant tormenting bitching that makes me want to attack my own penis with a cheese grater so it never feels like it did inside you again. So don't even start to call me fucking stupid.
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>>595064452
kek reroll
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>>595064589
hnngg so close

again.
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Hi cunt
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>>595064452
Reroll
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i would like to sit on your face
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My 9mm signed by George Zimmerman is my prized possession.
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excuse me...i eat ass
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I fucking love pussy. Say, would you like to hang out with me and then we can fuck?
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>>595065044
Winrar
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>>595065044
WINRAR!
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>>595065044
WINRAR
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Hi ive had a crush on you for a while and 4chan made me send you a messge. That is all, youre a fag. Merry Christmas
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>>595065044
Win.rar
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While we wait for her to reply, the best love letter that is posted in this thread, I will send to Sarah.
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>>595065563
you're fucked, op
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>>595065563
I'd love it if you could unsuck all those dicks.
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>>595065563
look at this poorfag without a simcard
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>>595065563
lol Just kidding, how is everything with you girl?
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>>595065563
Roses are red, and violets are blue just like your pussy after I'm done with it
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my cocks so hard
i am a /b/tard
suck me off
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We'll Bang ok
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You think your old youth pastor was big then wait until you see my cock.
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>>595065563

Dearest Sarah,

I would gladly slay your father in a mortal battle for you hand in marriage.

-Tips fedora-

Yours sincerely,

OP
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>>595065111
Trips should of won
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Change of plans. Whoever comes up with the most sexual, fucked up, sexy love letter, the letter will get sent to Sarah.
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Dear Sarah,

Sometimes I sit and wonder
Why you're such a blunder
But then I remember,
You're a stupid KKK member.

I'm here begging you,
If you don't get out now, you'll wake up in black poo
You don't have to take my advice
But I won't tell you twice

Wanna fuck?

Sincerely and with an inch of love, ~ OP
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Sorry, wrong person.
Actually this is a perfect setup. To tell you the truth, I've had a huge crush on you. I want to tell you that I would love to spend my time with you, and maybe even more. And I want to know how you feel..?
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>>595066706
agreed but i'm a biased fag
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No sim card OP is a faggot
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Sarah, to tell you the truth I want to throw you in my bed and pound the fuck out of you. You don't understand, I've felt this way forever. I have the outmost, outrageous hard on just about thinking of taking you as mine. I need you sarah. Ill leave you happier than you ever have before. You're pussy will be tore from my massive cock. You will enjoy every second, minute of it. Don't slip up on this chance.
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I want to have a three way with you and my friend here.
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Dilivar OP.
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i want to have a three-way with you and Shrek of course i will be in the middle
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>>595068070
This!
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Bitch is away, won't reply anytime soon. Wat do?
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ask if she knows greg
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>>595068680
Message someone else till then?
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>>595068680
talk to another bitch or talk to a guy or something
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GUYS HE HAS NO SIM CARD THE TEXT ISNT GOING ANYWHERE JESUS CHRIST OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>595069428
This is kik you need
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>>595069428
you dense fuck you
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>>595069795
>>595069623
WHATS KIK ITS OBVIOUS HES TEXTING YOU FOOLS HE HAS NO SIM CARD!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>595069428
He has WiFi, you don't need a Sim for kik
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>>595069623
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>>595070126
>>595069938
>>595069908
>>595069795
>>595069623
>>595069428
god you fucking morons kik needs sim...
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>>595069908
is it so hard to go on the app store and type in kik and then understand what the fuck were talking about you faggot
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Thred is dead. Get outta here faggots.
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SHE REPLIED. DUBS GETS WIN
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What's your favorite Pokémon?
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>>595071132
LOL NO SIM REPLY LMAO TOP KEK LETS GO DESE MEMES IN 4CHIN YES PLEAse :)
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>>595070409
I DONT HAVE AN APPLE YOU CUNT
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>>595066563
Rollin
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>>595071288
Shitty win. Next dubs wins.
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>>595071132
OH MY GOD YOU FAGGOT YOU MESSAGED URSELF WOW YOU FAG NOSIM FAGGOT
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>>595071132
your favorite cousin wants to fuck
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>>595071405
I'm on WiFi you fucking retard
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>>595071366
WINRAR
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>>595071381
THATS ILLEGAL YOU FAGGOT YOU CUNT DO THAT
>OP WONT DELIVER HES A FAGGIT
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>>595071381
play byu the rules or gtfo
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Another love letter would spice things up. Dubs gets
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>>595071288
its on the android version of it too you inbred
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>>595071771
want to go bowling and by bowling i mean i want to put my balls in your asshole
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>>595071771
you fucking suck at this. delete system32 moron
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>>595071772
WHAT ABOUT MOTOROLA RAZR DOES IT HAVE THIS KICK THING?
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>>595071431
Rollin
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>>595072044
Go fuck your self. Worst dubs get ever. Cunt
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How about we climb the highest mountain to have an ultimate sex battle.
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>>595072246
most likely ya
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Fuck this shit. Best love letter will get chosen. If Sarah sends nudes, we all win.
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>>595072322
true winrar
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>>595072044
winrar
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>>595068680
Phone right in the pooper
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>>595072445
CAN I STILL USE KIK IF MY MOTOROLA FLIP PHONE SNAPS IN HALF?
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>>595073272
shut the fuck up cunt
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>>595073392
DUDE DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE I LIVE MAKE ME SHUT UP YOU SHIT I BET YOU CANT AND THAT MAKES YOU MAD HAHAHAHAA FAGGOT
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>>595073272
first you have to shove it up your asshole then squeeze reall tight this will summon Shrek and you will cum out a new phone
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Nothing gives me harder horn,
Than when I'm watching downy porn.
I only wish you'd jerk my bone
while watching downies suck an moan.
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>>595073666
this peace of smut is definitely a newfag go discover yourself in the endless trap threads
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>>595073666
AWW YEAH I GOT A 73 BEAT THAT YOU FAGGOTS IM GOD HAHAHAA
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>>595073818
This
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>>595074288
Poetry WINRAR
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She won't fucking reply. Make the bitch reply, arouse her or something.
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Forgot pic

Captcha: tyron

Kek, nigger.
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GUYS THE THREADS BEEN DEAD FOR A WHILE AND IVE JUST BEEN TROLLING IN CAPS LOCK THE WHOLE TIME AND NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS EVEN NOTICED THAT I WAS TROLLING AND SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I WAS A NEWFAG JESUS CHRIST YOURE ALL CANCEROUS RETARDS FUCK.
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>>595074363
Fucking WINRAR
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Let's get nudes from Sarah, kek
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>>595074902
[ONLY 4CHAN PREMIUM MEMBERS CAN SEE THIS POST]
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[ONLY 4CHAN PREMIUM MEMBERS CAN SEE THIS POST]
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>>595073818
>>595073818
top kek
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>>595074902
Art thou retardated?
Thou is merely a ruse
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Of all the races worth the least,
The niggers take the eugenics cake.
Those genetic failures bred to steal,
Their dna screams "Thieve and take"

And though I'd wank a hundred times,
Watching you scream in a nigger gang bang,
I'd rather be the one to slay your slit,
With my small but mighty powerful wang.
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>>595076430
This
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>>595076430
kek
This
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>>595076430
>This!
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>>595076430
they see me rollin' dey hatin
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i think op is gone
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>>595076430
>reroll
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Unrequited love, they say,
Is a pain that doesn't end.
And so my dear, with bated breath,
my heart is in your hands.

My heart has beaten for your love,
my life waits for your smile,

I'll shove my finger up your ass, if you blow me for a while.
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Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass
Through a tube
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>>595077544
win.rar
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GIMME A DICK PIC FOR SARAH, I THINK ITS TIME FOR NUDES
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>>595077500
Fuckin WINRAR!
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>>595077500
>>595077544
keks
oh the choice
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>>595078010
Look Im sorry that Im acting like a retard I really just don't know what to say sometimes i think i have adhd or something but i just really want to be with you right now I mean your totally worth it so what do you say??
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>>595078430
roll
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>>595078430
Please OP please send this trust me she will fall for you
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Here's your dick pic.
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is thread kill?
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>>595078605
Can I have a pic of a 9inch dick to go along with that too?
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>>595078738
Dude just send that why is it always dick with anons on 4chan come on i wanna see if it actually works :D
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>>595078709
rolling
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>>595078709
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Kek
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>>595078833
It won't, because it sounds like something a whiny beta fag would write.
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You're good, but you're no greg
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>>595079223
I dont give one fuck send it or else thread is destruction
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>>595079429
Provide a decent fucking dick pic for me to send to her or thread is destruction, cunt.
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>>595079560
bitch you don't need a dick pic you faggot do you really want to be that gay Jesus Christ explains your virginity your a fucking retard to blow this on your crush just cause you secretly enjoy cocks
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>>595079672
Rolling
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>>595079560
why not >>595078709
or >>595079672
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>>595079672
Loling
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>>595079672
Do it op kek
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>>595079672
Send micro dik plz
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>>595079672
Tippest toppest of keks
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>>595079672
Greg and Myles would have posted this
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>>595079672
HAHAHAHAHA I really really like this image
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>>595079756
>>595079814
>>595079845
>>595079891
>>595079926
>>595079953
>>595080006
Same fag please leave
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>>595079672
Hehoheho I see a dick oh no
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>>595078709
dafuq? what happened there?
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>>595079672
/thread as fuck
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OP here. If someone doesn't provide a normal fucking dick pic I'm deleting the thread and going to Sarah's house to kill her and her nigger family.
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>>595079672
Do it do it faggot
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>>595079429
Thread is already destruction. Not a chance he's getting anything off her. Acting like a whiny faggot about it just makes him look like a bitch, instead of a fucking nutjob.
Go back to Tumblr you cock smoking shit bitch, white knight, you don't belong here.
fucking newfag.
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>>595080386
Do it faggot. Post pics.
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>>595079672
op stop being a little faggot bitch and post this
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>>595079672
Isn't this on /soc/ right now?
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>>595080386
Either way /b/ wins
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>>595079672
rollin
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>600000000 GET
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>>595080922
winrar
kekekekekek
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>>595080922
WINRAR
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>>595080701
kek'd
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Waiting for reply. Hope she shows me her black tits
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>>595074902
>acting like an illiterate nigger Jew
>trolling
Pick one.
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Bitch won't show me her tits. Make her suffer.
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Say, roll dubs and you get her Kik.
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hey bitch I have an idea, let's play master and slave, when u wanna play?
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>>595068839
all the ladies know greg
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>>595081864
Not your personal army.
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listen here nig nog I opened up to you and I expect some goddamn skin in return, show me them tittays


Just kidding I'm a massive faggot
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Titticus exposicus, or getthefuckouticus.
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Wanna follow in the foot steps of your ancestors you Kunta Kinte looking bitch?
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Send her this
fuckin post results
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>>595082244
>>595082377
WINRARZ
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>>595082244
nailed it
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>>595081864
You are gonna suck this cock, niggress, and you're gonna do it in the middle of a plantation.
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>>595082517
She won't reply
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>>595082726
patience is everything.
she's probably wanking to it too.
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>>595082726
fuckin score
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It's not a hate crime if I love every second of raping your mouth, while I make your ape nigger mom watch.
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So when you go grocery shopping do you buy grape soda by the 6 pack or the case. Also if you won't show tits maybe I can help with some incentive, I have a watermelon garden;)
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>>595082974

>this
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>>595082726
Kek
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who is ben op?
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>>595083263
One of her faggoty friends.
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>>595083144
>Ben

CUCK
U
C
K
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>>595083144
oh shit, who is ben?
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>>595083144
who the fuck is this ben cunt
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Who's Ben? Your pimp? If so tell him I said KFC is having a half off sale. Better get in line behind all the other welfare recipients
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>>595063548
Wait your name is Roman?

Ask if she wants to go bowling.>>595071132
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>>595083144
Wait, who's Ben?
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>>595083315
you actually know this cunt?

>mfw
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>>595083263

> my uncle
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>>595083449
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>>595071132
let's go bowling!
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>>595083144
Waaaayyy ahead of you I already did
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>>595083449
Kek
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Stop being so black, please understand I want you cock babe
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>>595083449
lul
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>>595082717
fucking reroll
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>>595078430
roll
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>>595083449
Kek
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Tell her you wanna taste her sexual chocolate
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>>595084047
No, newfag tardfucker. Just no.
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Ben is like, Sarah's best guy friend. He's a faggot, fat and white. Like pale white. Now that I think about it, they've probably had sex with eachother. Fuck.
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Do you want a repeat of Michael Brown you stupid bitch. Don't threaten me or I'll plant a gun on your menthol smoking ass.
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It's not a hate crime if I love every second of raping your mouth, while I make your ape nigger mom watch.
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Send this to her, tell her he's your friend and you'll give her his number if she shows some titays
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Trayvon Martin butt plug
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>>595084272
This dick pic bitch?
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
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>>595084272
also, I have already buried Ben behind the rosebush
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>>595084579
roll
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Ben drowned
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Bitch are you speaking Swahili. I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
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Daddy says I'm the best.
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>>595084881
roll
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So she's read my message but she won't reply. Gimme something to send her that will make the bitch reply.
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