Slow ass OP typing about Ashley get the fuck I here and

>>595037230
OP wanted thread to 404, newfriend.

There are three threads of people trying to get this anon to finish his fucking story.
>>595036861
>>595037112
>>595037230

That was some gay shit. Story was going nowhere, Jake and Derrick became irrelevant

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OP here. I will continue in this thread.

I was in that thread. That thread was a waste of life. I don't think it's going to happen OP. I am digging that nude though.

fuck that i still have faith in OP

>>595038005
seems legit

>>595037875
OP here. Jake becomes relevant later, but I haven't seen him since high school. I have seen Derrick though, which is part of the story.

Get on with it, we're still listening

>>595037875
>I swear this irrelevant shit is important!

OP confirmed for loving the dick

>>595038005
yaaay!

>>595038005
If this really is the actual OP, fuck you and I hate you and I hope you die and hurry the fuck up, you dumb shit.

Finish the story please

>>595038005
>>595038200
>finally says she's sorry
>says she's had a rough four years
>changed her
>says she's more mature
>laments over all her failed relationships
>says i'm the only one who was ever really there for her
>she heard i'm leaving, but didn't know for sure
>asks me to stay for her
>think back to those days with her
>realize last time i uprooted my life and started over things weren't much better
>going to this new job isn't going to magically make my life better
>i knew i could find good work near me
>i told her i would stay for her
>i actually did
This was my greatest mistake yet. Holy shit.

Is the faggot blowing something up or not?

>>595038288
bracing for shitstorm

>>595038288
>actually have a chance to escape and make your own life
Holy shit you are the king of faggots

>>595038288
FUCKING HELL OP GOD DAMMIT

>>595038288
OP confirmed for fucktard. A fresh start in a new city with a good job didn't sound appealing?

>>595038288
Don't ignore me you rancid swine

>>595038288
How do I believe you're the same guy as before> Why am I so fucking stupid? Get to the point, faggot!

>>595038288
you sir are a faggot

>>595038288
dubs has spoken

OP is back

>>595038200
Not OP. He has>>595038225
always written his friend name "Derick". Fuck you

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>time to watch another burning thread, ay lmao

>>595038742
ToBS till 404

>>595038533
Dubs speak truth. King of faggots confirmed.

>>595038288
This guy is definitely as slow as OP

HURRY THE FUCK UP

>>595038005
I dont even care if its OP, I just wanna see what happens.

>>595038800
could be a typo, but you have dub dubs so you're probably right.

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>>595038005
Ok Op please continue
I'm dying here

>>595038288

So instead of staying for the new chick who you had a good relationship with, you go back to some dumb autist you knew (but never kissed, fucked missionary, or held hands with) in high school? God I hate this story, when's the part that concerns us?

Also, I highly doubt this shite is relevant.

>>595038800
Have you ever heard of typos you tard

This sounds like an episode of shameless

OP this a shitty ass story I hate you so much but the pussy game, ridiculous

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>Takes forever to write
>Pointlessly detailed with unimportant events
>Tons of characters with no plot relevance
>Never gets to the point

Holy shit guys, George R.R. Martin has finally snapped!

HAHA OP HERE, DIREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

>>595038288
Wait a fucking minute, didn't you just decide to break up with the girl you lost your virginity to for this job, that you all of a sudden decide you don't want because some whiny bitch that led you on all through high school asked you to stay? No shit that was your biggest mistake. I hope the other girl cut your cock off and force fed it to you.

>>595039113
As slow as this fucker types, typos are not an option

its 3:26 am in the netherlands goddamn it hurry the fuck up OP i want to sleep

>im op
>i told extremely long story
>literally nothing important has happened

bumping for Ashley

>>595039189
Only author you know is George R.R. Martin because of popular TV series.

Uneducated faggot detected.

Jesus, finish the MOTHERFUCKING STORY!!

>>595039319
same here in paris

>>595038288
>we start dating
>move closer to my home town
>rekindle friendship with evan
>integrate into ashley's group of friends
>stop talking to college friends to avoid marissa
>marissa was the girl i dated in college, not sure if i said that
That really was a dick move on my part, so while I'm adding notes, sorry Marissa. I never got the chance to make it up to you.
>together with ashley for three years
>eventually break up after she claims she needs space
>worst excuse ever, ladies
>have a few flings, which is unlike me
>it was very liberating to be single again

What happened to jake?

Anyone want to summarize this so far and show original OP (OOP?) how to condense his entire story while waiting for one update?

>>595038288
Dude, seriously, kill yourself. Kill. Yourself.

>>595039359
George R.R. Martin is alot like the author though.

So OP, what have we learned for next time? Pre-type your faggoty bullshit so the entire website doesn't hate you.

>>595038288
ITT faggots do not realize this is not OP from other thread.

First OP wanted original thread to 404.

You all got trolled.

>>595039453
He got a job at state farm

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Please OP...

>>595039430
Same here in sweden

>>595039453
From Statefarm?

>>595039506
Too much penis ?

>>595039601
Dont care, want to see how it ends

>>595039455
OP is depressed fag, nothing noteworthy occurs, now move on, before you get attached to this boring, shitty story like me

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>>595039284
He's working out what year this all went down on an abacus

>>595039448
>sorry Marissa, I was always a faggot

>>595039448
that was the most uneventful i've ever been told

Op what is the relevance
of all of this that starts from your
childhood and ends to new beginnings here
on this day why are you telling us this story

>>595038288
Not OP. Ashley lived in a state 4 hours car far from OP university, so for her move to this city or to the new one would not have made a bif difference. Fuck off

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>>595039677
No such thing as too much penis.

>>595039448
i think this is actually op

>>595039448
Dude. I'm out. I don't give a shit. Die.

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>>595039448
OP, I want this story to be good, trust me, I really do

but make your posts longer you son of a bitch people are obviously bumping, I'm at my breaking point god damnit

>>595039455
>monotonous bullshit about friendless childhood and less than perfect family.
>moved away after high school
>met grill
>fucked grill
>got job offer three states away
>broke up with grill for job
>gives up job for other grill from high school that gave him blue balls.

And now you know.

>>595039113
Would be the first one so far faggot

>>595039772
Tell that to mah bish

>>595039455
From what I can gather he is just becoming a bigger faget over the years

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>>595039448

>>595039922
this

Can anyone provide a synopsis or link to original story or something

OP, give us your general location so we know where to look for news tomorrow.

>>595039448
I'm running out of ways to tell you I hate you and you've led the most boring life I've ever had the displeasure of reading about.

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>>595039922
So...Spiderman thread?

>>595039922

god this story sucks

i thought he was gonna be on the news tomorrow. why? for sucking a record breaking amount of dicks?