HAIL ME! I AM KING OF THE SKELETONS! I ASK NOT SO HUMBLY FOR

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Thanks Mr. Skeltal

only if you promise if there will be zero fucking damage!

im spooked

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>>594940410
DEAR METEOROLOGIST SKELETON, I AM IN NEED OF YOUR TALENTS.

YOU MAY JOIN ME IN THE QUEST, DO YOU ACCEPT?

Spooky trips

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>>594940774
I am but a squire o' me lord, may I join you on your fabled quest?

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>>594940222
MY LEIGE!

I HAVE LONG AWAITED YOUR RETURN!

WHAT ARE MY ORDERS?

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>>594941187
>>594941232
YES OF COURSE MY KINSMEN, YOU BRING HOPE TO AN OLD KING, OFFERING YOUR AID TO THE ONE AND ONLY SKELETON KING!

WE WILL GO FORTH AT ONCE! TOWARDS THE HUMAN SETTLEMENTS WE MUST GO FIRST.

THE HUMANS HAVE ENSLAVED SKELETONS, AND ARE KEEP THEM TRAPPED, WE MUST FREE THEM!

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>>594940222
cosmonaut skelintong reporting in my liege, speak your command and it shall be done

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You have my rib cage, glorious leader

>>594940774
YES, M'LORD.

skeletons are fucking faggots

You're not funny, you fucking tryhard

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>>594941829
YOU WILL BE A KEY COMPONENT IN THIS PLAN SPACE SKELETON! LET US PROCEED KINSSKELETONS!

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Well, well, would you look at this boys, we have some pathetic skeletons walking around

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Here to help

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Ma lord, I am blockhed of the skeleton archer clan. I have long watched the human villages you speak of. I must warn you, the humans are very crafty, and show no mercy. Our allies may already be dead my king, I have not seen them in many a day...this mission may be for naught sire...

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>>594940222
O' spooky skeleton king. I and my brethren have traveled far and wide to serve thee.

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>>594942866
HOW DARE YOU! I WILL SMITE THEE HUMAN SCUM, AND FREE THE PRISONER!
>>594942994
WE SHALL PREVAIL, DESPITE THE ODDS, I AM SURE OUR SKELETON ARE STILL ALIVE OUT THERE!
>>594943535
>>594942991
I THANK THEE ALL FOR ALL THY AID, WE SHALL SMITE ALL THE HUMANS THIS DAY!

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Our day has come...

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>>594943660
My lord I have awoken thine horde
We await your command

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>>594941977
You will be the first to be crushed by my femur club, nigger.

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>>594943660
I cannot deny my king, to battle then! I will warn the rest of the clan my lord, we shall be upon the human village of your choosing as soon as we can (or as soon as you get a 7 kill streak, which ever is first) providing support. Skelington speed sire, until we meet again.

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Yes, uh, we shall destroy the human scum!!...What was that? What do you mean i look like a human spy. Of course im not...

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MY LORD! I am being held prisoner. Help me escape this wretched fate and I will forever be at your side!

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>>594943660
YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME? PUNY SKELETON

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Bite my shiny metal ass.

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>>594944486
INFIDEL!!!!

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M'lord LOOK the humans are eating our brethren. The skeletons are inside the flesh bags.

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>>594944154
EXCELLENT WORK CAPTAIN, WE SHALL RIDE OUT TO BATTLE THIS INSTANT! IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE WE SHOWED THESE HUMANS WHAT WERE REALLY MADE OF!

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Kill all humans!!!!

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OH NO! A TRAITOR AMONG OUR RANKS! AND HE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD! WHAT SHALL I EVER DO?

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DIEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Don't worry my liege your guard of honor has joined the battle.

>>594940222
We meet again old friend. Whence will your hatred for humans subside? You must let go of your past before it swallows you whole brother lest the world be destroyed by your personal vendetta.

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>>594945810
Forgot pic

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>>594945498
IT IS TO LATE
BACKUP HAS ARRIVED

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>>594940222
Always m'lordship!

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SKELETRON WAS TOO LATE TO SAVE THE KING.

LONG LIVE THE KING!
>>594945919
MORE HUMAN SCUM HAVE COME TO SLAY SKELETRON YOU MUST STOP THEM BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

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>>594946127
NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>594945810
>>594945913
FUCK YOU BROTHER YOU JUST STOOD THERE TALKING MORAL BULLSHIT WHILE I WAS GETTING KILLED

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>>594946127
My plan is working perfectly...... Its almost a work of art, now where are those damn jews with my money

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WHO ORDERED THE WHOOP ASS FAJITAS!!?!??!! DIE USURPER SCUM!!!!

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>>594946346
MUHAHAHAH NOW I SHALL COMMAND THE ARMY FOR MYSELF UNDER THE GUISE OF A DECENT SKELETON

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Holy Fuck...just few days after Moot leaves and /b/ turns into this shit.

You should all be ashamed.
I know I'm ashamed for you.

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We are too late brothers, the king hath perished. If you can hear us my lord, blockhed told us of your intentions, and we rushed over as quickly as we could! I only wish we could have done more. Alas! Brothers! We must ensure the safety of our own that still remain! Attack! *arrow volley to hoomin skum*

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I have traveled through time to eradicate the human scum with my skeleton brothers.

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Master race reporting in.

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>>594946592
I offer a sacrifice to you, oh great king who totally didnt dress up as a jew and hire us

>>594946755
I honestly see no difference, its still faggotry, just in a different form.

We should do this again sometime gentlemen, but for now, good day to you sirs

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>>594947074
THESE BLASPHEMING NIGGERS WILL MAKE GREAT FUEL FOR MY JOURNEY. MY FELLOW BRETHREN HATH SERVED WELL IN RETRIEVING THE MILK CARTON BUT NOW THAT THE WORLD HAS BEEN DESTROYED I MUST BE LEAVING.

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>>594947322
No, this is bordering on D+D shit...and by D+D i mean Douchbags losers + Dickless wonders.

I want to thank you OP. I really enjoyed your thread.