I'm going to kill myself. I've been thinking about

old age

Sexual Exhaustion with celebrities.

Natural causes

>>594692297
rolling

So does everyone on 4chan want to die

keep shoving wooden shopsticks up your ass til you die

cmon bby

>>594692352
No, they're just attention whores

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Fucking to death, i like that. Extreme sex. Put my bid in.

>>594691985
Dehydration through excess semen expulsion.

self cannibalism via sandwich

>>594692500
Sick dubs

Become a spaceman and fly into the sun while riding a T-Rex while shooting Ak-47s into the air.

Go to a child's birthday party, fill your mouth with confetti, get a powerful handgun. Storm inside, put the gun in your mouth, blow confetti out the back of your head.

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sexual exhaustion, like rapheal, dont do what the picture says.

shove a grenade in your ass and pull the pin

>>594692500
Rolling

>>594692726
roll

>>594692135
reroll

old age

>>594692726
yu

>>594692297
Do it faggot

>>594692297
>>594692500
>>594692653
Do you guys have some sort of fucking problem?

Death by having sex as many times as necessary to contract HIV and then lead into aids before eventual death.

Going out with a bang

fap to death

>>594692135
roll for this

>>594692898
sex is never a problem

>>594692924
You're going to cancer me

Realistic bb gun. Black faced. White mall. GO.

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go to a costco. climb to the top of a shelving unit, and hang yourself from up there.

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>>594692500
Yes, but you cant be discrimatory

Pray to God first, then die by the will of God

>>594691985
Chocolate poisoning

Just wait till WWIII it should be soon

>>594692898
samefag.
Rolling for sex though

Adopt a pet, stop being a faggot and die of cancer like the rest of us

>>594692135
roll

>>594693042
It's the power of virginity that drives these faggots to want death by sex

>>594692539
rolling this too

>>594691985
Intoxicated by your own semen.

>>594692500
Like a rolling stone. Fucked to death. We can win this for you OP

>>594693073
rerolll

Drowning is pretty simple, low- cost and low pain.

I recommend Alcoholism or Smoking or something fun

>>594691985
Vodka. Drink vodka until you die of alcohol poisoning and/or choke on your own vomit.

>>594692633
GODDAMN IT. 633. That's ALMOST trips. Reroll.

>>594693301
Roll

>>594693105
reroll

heroine

smothered in pussy

>>594691985
Ask some niggers if they would like to be your slaves

If quads, I will commit crime.
Op here.

old age roll

>>594693490
roll

get molested by your uncle until you die

>>594691985
Nobody fucking cares. You won't deliver, but you know these drooling fucking imbeciles don't know better.

>>594691985
Record yourself getting zimmered.

THC overdose

Climb kitchen counter, shove broom up ass, jump on your feet from counter to the floor.

>>594693404
reroll

Vehicle pursuit on TV. Head on collision with moving train.

Use a time machine and go into the past and kill your father

It will take him forever to deliver dying from sex, OP would have to get laid first

>>594692135
roll

Shove shrek dolls in your ass and mouth.

>>594692500
rol

>>594693611
this. youll get so high you wont wanna die anymore

>>594693404
re roll

>>594693073
reroll

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>>594691985
um, happiness?

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My trips say dont do it.

suicide bomb in nyc

>>594693185
This

>>594692135
roll

>>594693731
kek

>>594693490
rolling

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>>594693514
Have sex with a horse and let it blow its load in you till you explode

>>594693404
re fuckin roll

old age

>>594693655

>655

Deserves a re roll

Death by everclear and bennies
But we know you're a pussy

>>594691985
peacefully

>>594693887
so close

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Sexual exhaustion

>>594693887
Close

cut body parts off till bleed out

How the fuck is OP supposed to deliver on most of this shit faggots?

>Buy flash bang grenade from darknet
>Put flash bang grenade in mouth
>Pull pin
>Profit????

>>594693887
so close.

also.>>594693404
reroll for this.

>>594691985
Come up with an elaborate story claiming Bill Cosby raped you and that you can't live with the guilt.

>>594693073
rerollll

molly

cut penis and testicles off and bleed out on tinychat

Keep being a faggot and rot in hell for all eternity maggot
>>594691985

Toaster in the tub
Live stream

>>594694092
yep

ayy lmao

dont

>>594693404
rolllllllllllllllllllll

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>>594694011
dubs speaks the truth.

ask a pyscho girl out, date a wile, get married. have kids/ have an affair. get caught. suicide by homicidal lover

>>594694121
pop the molly I'm sweatin

>>594694068
That would just give him a sparkling personality

>>594694146
Rolling

Jump off of a building and yell "4chan told me to do this!"

starve yourself

>>594692726
roll

>>594693611
roll

>>594694086
Roll

>>594691985
getting yr prostate checked

>>594693655
>>594693887

Rollin

>>594694239
hahahhah. yes do it

>>594693404
this is tips now

>>594694244
And burst his eardrums to make him bleed out

>>594694274
For America

>>594694130
re roll

>>594693073
rerolllll

>>594694332
Damn son

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>>594693843
Reroll
check these trips

>>594693404
roll

>>594694121
reroll
youll feel awesome before you die

>>594692653
sex it is. get trips

>>594694445
so close to quads

>>594694445
Does this count?

>>594694445
Fuxk

head on collision with train on TV

Live stream bleed out

>>594694141
Rollin plus all else posted

Drano

>>594692486
This. Glad ro see moot's leaving hasn't affected /b/ much.

Go to Mosul. And find Isis. And tell them you're a gay american and want to pay for your sins against Allah.

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>>594694445

don't kill yourself.

>>594694445
>>594694444

>>594694332
>>594694333

>>594694002
>>594694000

>>594693887
>>594693888

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>>594692135
Reroll for this

>>594693404
sum dat roll

>>594693490
asian pussy. young. but not to young. post pics

>>594694445
Winwar

>>594693655
reroll

Kill yourself with kindness

By playing "how many knives can fit in my ass at once"

>>594694146
rolling for this shit

>>594694593
REROLL get

Kill your self of old age

or hang self

Death by ISIS
Go to Syria

>>594693404
dammit. where dem trips at?

eat taco bell and don't shit

>>594693073
Ayyyy

>>594694772
So close too many times

Dress in drag and go to a radical feminist rally.

dont do it op

>>594694623
seconded

>>594692135
This

Pick a roller coaster of your choice and find away to jump or fall out of it halfway through. You'll give the other passengers a great story.

auto-erotic asphyxia.

>>594694702
Rolling this

Hurry the fuck up faggots and get trips. Will chop off dick on tiny chat if this is trips.

>>594694593
Refuckingroll

in front of your parents

1. Smoke a lot meth
2. Rob a taxi
3. Pick someone up
4. Take them for the craziest ride of their life
5. Let person out
6. Keep on driving until you crash or police take you out

>>594694888
WinRAR fuck

>>594694888
This

>>594694888
Fuck

>>594693611
rollan

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>>594694888

>>594691985
cut off dick and stab lungs.

roll motha fucka roll

>>594694888
fuck, winner

>>594691985
In your sleep

Alergies to adorableness.

>>594694888
FUCK
winrar.

Cover yourself in bacon and go start some fights with stray dogs

>>594693404
rollinnnnnn

>Print out shrek pics
>put them all over your house
>framed shrek pic on an alter
>surround yourself with an onion circle.
>jerk off and use cum to write shrek
>note left: "may I be with shrek in another layer, this world is not my swamp"

damn my captcha was just "hrope"

dont do it op

this time it was "bsoft"....i wunder if this means that you should hang yourslef and be soft

therefore, it would be soft to kill yourself. dont do it

You have thought it for a while and you still want killing yourself. Well dude, you deserve to die.

>>594694888
Look trips

Hookers, Blow and Celbrity fame. Die like a champ. Hedonism for the win

>>594693404
111 get

Go into the streets and yell "I'm a attention whore please kill me"

>>594694888
How is he going to FUCKING DELIVER YOU AUTISTC BALLSACKS

>>594694888
/thread

>>594694888
Shit

>>594694888
Die cis scum

>>594694888

winrar

>>594694888
/thread
goodnight everyone

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>>594694888
YeeHaw

>>594694888
unroll

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>>594694445
DAMN IT SO CLOSE TO QUADS!!!!!

Shove a water hose as deep into your ass as possible... turn on hose to full blast.... profit.


These are trips cause I am ex-moot... dont believe me just watch

>>594694888
Now we wait for the thread to 404.

>>594695054
Roll

Don't do it

>>594695212
Love that show

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>>594695131

>>594691985
break into the aquarium at night, hide until it opens then cut your wrists and neck and jump into the shark tank

>>594691985
Eat a stick of butter every day.
Die with heart attack

hang

>>594695455
Its over fucktard

>>594695131
Live stream during his whole life.

4chan saves another suicidal victim today

>>594695522
You're over

>>594694888
oh

>>594694888
404 your life OP

>>594694888
WinRAR. OP, deliver.

If get, don't do it and become a monk instead.

>>594695805
What, we already have a winrar, its die of old age

>>594694888
Thanks anon, today is the day an anon will kill himself by old age, he'll certainly deliver one day. Be patient

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>>594695805
It's time to go to bed sport.

>>594691985
Please dont op/

>>594692726
roll

>>594691985
>wants to kill self
>goes to 4chan to bitch
>gives anons a 1/500 chance to get this faggot to kill himself in the way we want
I'd tell you to go kill yourself, but you're already planning that. The strong survive, and apparently you're not fucking strong enough for life. I wouldn't say the world is better off without you, but it's better off without people who quit.