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First night on the streets don't know what to do. Bored as fuck
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>>594664361
Masturbate
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I was thinking about committing a hate crime for three hots and a cot
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>>594664507
My meds make me limp dicky
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>>594664361
What city?
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>>594664724
Reno
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>>594664361
Are you homeless? Or is this the first time you get out of your basement?
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Find a man, shot him, watch him die.
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did you escape?
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>>594664875
Homeless ,what I wouldn't do for a basement right now. Twould suck a dick with a sharpie in my ass
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>>594664746
How old are you?
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>>594664361
get yourself arrested, sleep in a warm jail cell for the night.
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>>594665115
Just turned 30 a couple months ago
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how old are you and whats caused you to be on the streets?
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Why are you on the streets? (be creative when you write the response)
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>>594665137
I was seriously thinking that but what about my freedoms
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>>594665223
This.
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>>594665211
Go kill a hooker
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>>594665211
Why are you homeless at 30?
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>>594665236
My mom caught me molesting my sister
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>>594665236
I got caught jerkin off with my moms panties. Dad told me never to come back....
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>>594665211
too old for Nevada Partnership for Homeless Youth
try http://www.homelessshelterdirectory.org/cgi-bin/id/city.cgi?city=Reno&state=NV
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>>594664994
This reply is so Cash.
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>>594665236
I ate my dads hamburger
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>>594665522
>>594665493
which one is it
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>>594665493
Go jump In front of a semi
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I was living with my brother and his girl. I lost my job in October and have been fighting unemployment for fucking ever . I'm also an alcoholic. I relapse last night and they threw me out
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>>594665427
Do this anon and time stamp her corpse. Just do it.
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>>594664361
>on the streets
>>594665042
>Twould
sure OP nice story
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>>594665522
This one is the imposter
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>>594665617
Funny as fuck
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>>594665684
Well, then stop drinking and get a job you lazy fuck.
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>>594664361
Have any money at all?
20$ in pocket?
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>>594665594
It's supposed to go down to freezing tonight
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>>594665712
Nah it's fuckin true
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Go to Wal Mart
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>>594666018
And do what there I'm close by one
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>>594666079
hide behind the toilet paper and sleep there
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>>594665930
I'm not lazy by any means
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save your phone battery & get off /b/
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>>594666079
What about AA
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>>594665956
[email protected] designated homeless area
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>>594665950
I got my queen sized sheet. My parka and some other shit I'm hoping will get me through haha
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I really wish I could help you anon. I would be glad to buy u a bottle of vodka but I'm in south carolina
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>mail parents suicide note
>hitch hike a few states over
>start new life
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>>594666386
Laughing with you bud . This shit is a fucking joke
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>>594666517
Just go commit a crime and go to jail free housing
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>>594666511
That'd be dope getting a few states away. I don't trouble my parents with my problems though
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>>594666388
can you go into one of the casinos? or the 24-hour diner?
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>>594665956
I'm in Reno bored. I make 100k a year.... I think I might track op down and murder him in his sleep.
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>>594666927
how bout you spare him some dough?
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Yet you have a fucking cell phone never seen a homeless fucker with a cellphone
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Why not go to San Diego where its hot Mission beach Pacific Beach Ocean Beach....
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>>594667056
Your right. Op go to wallmart I'm in a green jeep be there in like 20 min
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>>594666927
If he's white he's alright if he's black don't look back
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>>594666927
Pls do it
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>>594666927
I'm a light sleeper come let me kill you with my rusty bayonet
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>>594667631
go to the truckee river OP and hang out with all the homeless people there. which walmart are you near by? the one by grand sierra resort?

i was in reno a lot this summer. love/hate the place
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>>594667631
How much for the knife?
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We need a third guy that stream the to dead fight between fag op and the jeep fag
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>>594667631
OP just go home you have played around enough its getting late and you have work in the morning
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>>594667631
Holy fuck don't mess with this drunk nigger. Sum cop is probably going to shoot your worthless ass
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>>594667814
kek
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>>594667854
I concur.
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Homeless and turns to /b/ someone help this /b/rother out.
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>>594667932
lost my shit
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>>594667631
Go kill another bum
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Op, beg ur brother for "help" to get off the sauce, and doesn't he know anyone with jobs? He could put a word in for you...u got a pretty crusty brother.
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Bayonet in pooper
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>>594667956
Nah I'm white ain't happenin
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>>594668081
lol
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>>594668015
Op seriously go stab something. I'll send 5 bucks via paypal
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>>594668081
Hahahae was waiting for that
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>>594668228
I don't have PayPal
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Just be glad you're in a semi-warm climate right now. First thing you need to do is look up local spanging laws so you don't get arrested. And don't fly near homebums or they're gonna hate you, too.
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>>594668402
What do you usually work at OP
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>>594668015
Ya could talk to me? I don't want any money. I got a half gallon, 38 bucks and afuckload of cigarettes
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OP, how much you charging for them shades and that backpack?
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>>594667932
My sides hurt
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>>594668644
What about tomorrow OP?
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>>594668553
Don't fly near homebums. What is that exactly?
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>>594665956
I like how you didn't forget your shades, probably told brother "deal with it" as his last words before leaving
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>>594668784
I'm gonna head over to the shelter and try to get a bed
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You need heat, make a fire and eat squirrels
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Here OP save it it's all yours
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>>594668864
i think he means stay away from the longtime homeless?
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>>594668683
Tree fitty my good man
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>>594668987
Bayonet fight to dead with other hobos for bed
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OP, is the blanket up for grabs? I'm thinking of upgrading my space blanket
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>>594668864
Flying means holding up a sign asking for money ("drunk in reno, need $$ for pussy")... homebums are local, non-travelling bums. Typically they have a small area they live and beg in, and they can be pretty harsh to new or travelling bums.
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>>594669008
I am not above eating squirrels that much is true. I was thinking also if it gets much colder then I'd head over to this wooded area and make a small fire
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>>594664361
open a fight club
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Blowjobs for money, your last hope
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>>594669266
Just camp out like your at a festival bro . Get fucked up. Forget about life it's pointless.
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>>594669229
LOL fucking bums 100k a year guy pls go kill them
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post your situation on craigslist and say you'll work in exchange for a room and board
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>No job
>Has money for vodka and "deal with it glasses"
wtf man
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>>594668644
Mind if I borrow like 10 bucks? There is a couple steam games I want
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>>594669229
Oh ok gotcha . Look at that New to the streets already learning some new lingo. I'm a pretty stout dude and I'm on edge as it is . I appreciate the heads up but if anybody fucks with me tonight I'm gonna def stab em in the face
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If you have a facebook, you could try posting in some of the Dirty Kid Couchsurfinig groups. Hooking up with a road dog is usually a good idea.
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what are you gonna do when your phone dies?
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>>594669635
>"deal with it glasses"
lel
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>>594669734
Sure lemme just put this cash into the internet's
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>>594669811
Wathchogonna do when they come 4 u
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Best wishes OP . Even Hitler was a vagrant at one point in his life.
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I am curious to see how this ends for you. Please keep us posted every night at 8pm
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rob a fucking store, whats the worst that could happen? you get a bunch of shit or you get arrested and go to jail where you get a bed and food?
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>>594669572
hahah thankfully I'm no longer a bum, I own a house and make a decent living. But I have been there before.
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>>594670128
Dis
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>>594669967
pic related
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>>594669008
First, pour some vodka into a can, put some toilet paper into the can, let it soak and light it up. You'll be warm all night.
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>>594669811
I have a portable charger and unlike most of you fucks that never leave the house there's plenty of places in every city with outlets . Like the library
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>>594670292
I've made these in the past, fellow poster. I second this and recommend that OP takes note.
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>>594665956
>kicked out onto street at night time
>better keep my shades to hand
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>>594670491
Kek
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>>594670491
pic related
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>>594670292
>>594670457
I have a can vodka and lighter a knife to cut will try this later tonight thanks
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OP here. Any of you interested in sending me some money? I will provide paypal
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>>594670491
Implying I was just kicked out
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>>594665617
Shit was so cash.
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>>594670292
>>594670457
Op is an alcoholic, he is not wastin vodka like that
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>>594670457
i once soaked a cotton ball in turpentine and lit it. couldn't believe how long it burned. lots of black smoke tho
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>>594665211
Nigga you 30, go read a book.
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>>594670721
NOT OP
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>>594664361
if you're not bullshitting then have you turned to a life of crime yet? If I got homeless I'd at least try bag snatching or something.
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>>594670794
Dude, you said they threw you out.
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https://www. couchsurfing.com/
tell them you're from sweden and traveling the country.
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>>594670721
Nah fuck you greedy bigger
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>>594666178
>i would suck a dick with a sharpie in my butt for a place to stay
>but i won't stop drinking
what a homo
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>>594665956
how are you posting to /b/
>1/10, homeless dude with cellphone...nah dawg
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>>594669121
Fucking kek it kek. Why was this so funny?
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>>594670721
kek>>594670721
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>>594667631
go open some envelopes, faggot
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>>594671001
>Sunglasses reflection
>Guess
Location soon to be pinpointed.
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>>594671001
I'd totally bring you a coffee and a blanket.
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>>594671001
Coolest looking soda ever
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>>594666818

Free AIDS and gay rape too.
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>>594670988
This. Lots of good ppl on there and if you can fake a little accent and you are white, go with the sweden traveler story
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>>594670670
I would thing the vodka will burn too fast to make it worth it....
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just curious if op thinks grey goose vodka is any better than vip vodka, or if all vodka is mostly the same and the high-class brands are just ripoffs.
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>>594670984
Yeah at fucking 930 this morning
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>>594671001
Are you already drunk?
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>>594665042
i know a tranny in reno if you don't mind sucking her dick a bit
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>>594665236
Wife caught me fucking the dog in the ass with a tail in my ass and my ears on.
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>>594671237
Yeah been drinking all day. I hold it well
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>>594667210
dont bring more homeless here, we all know OB doesn't need more of them
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>>594671001
>Guess in the reflection
OP is a suburban teenager who ran away after mom took away the Xbox
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>>594665930
For real
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>>594671001
Does Reno get as cold as the east coast during winter? Currently in Atlanta and it's 55.
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>>594667132
That's because any hobo you ever see will have that shit hidden away properly. Ain't having no motherfucker jack my phone/not give me $$$ because I have a phone.

Cells are a lifesaver when you're on the streets, worth way more than the $50 you'll get at the pawn store.
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>>594665930
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>>594664746
shoot a man
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>>594666178
No you are worse: a complete fuckup. You don't get to be an alcoholic when you are unemployed. No income=buying essentials only. Alcohol is not essential. You couldn't figure that out and now you're on the streets. Time to start suckin dick for $10 a slob.
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>>594665956
>homeless
>buys bottle of vodka

yup. sounds about right. welcome to your new life, you fucking worthless drunk bumm
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>>594671076
The ironic part is that my brother is paying the bill
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>>594670348
what about when you need to pay the phone bill
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>>594671378
Reno can get fuking cold as tits
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>>594671076

>What is business wifi
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God tier war movies
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>>594671378
Look it up. 53 & clear; high desert's a bitch
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>>594671699
If you can make it to Atlanta, you're welcome to stay in my guest room ever since I kicked my uncle out.
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>>594667210
Please don't send him here...
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>>594671345
I was born in Anaheim . Lived in hb most my life never want to go back to socal
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OP there is an Olive Garden about 2 minutes north of you. Maybe hang around out back, they'll be getting rid of tonight's leftover food that no one wants. You can probably score some half-eaten breadsticks and macaroni.
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Ill let you stay in my place if you suck my dogs dick
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>>594670457
Hey, op: if you can afford the battery, look up a YouTube tut on this. Seeing as you are homeless, you'd probably fuck it up some how without guidance.
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>>594671844
Awfull trusting. This is a homeless man. He will rob your ass blind in your sleep
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>>594670348
You dont even have a house to leave. So why are you talking shit?
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>>594671888
>>594671921
why not
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>>594671844
I lived in Marietta for a few years when I was younger
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>>594671888
ay 619 here asl?
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>>594671921
wheres that, whats hb and whats social?
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>>594672246
Macon, Ga reporting in.
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>>594672422
Ayy baby, I'm in gray
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>>594669229
Also, you'll want to hop out of the car before you get to the tail end, lest you get rolled by the bulls.
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OP hitchhike to North Dakota and go get a job.
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>>594670010
This faggot is probably going to get drunk and kill himself before he can do anything worth while like Hitler did.
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>>594672589
Yeah, op. Go Chris mccandless, make something good from your social disease
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>>594672589
was in grand forks nd a few months ago
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>>594671928
Unfortunately most chain restaurants like that will intentionally mix the food with nasty garbage to deter divers. Independent health food stores are the most likely option for still edible food. Also, Dunkin' Donuts, Krispy Kreme, etc... they throw out ALL donuts in store every 12 hours, mostly in boxes. No locks on dumpsters. I ate lots of donuts when I was homeless....
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>>594669008
kek
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>>594672589
My dad wants me to hike the Pacific coast trail and back again hah. I might take him up on it
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>>594672758
Hitler was a gas man
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Hey OP
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>>594664361
>Steal car
>Crash it into a store
Make sure to survive and post pic with timestamp
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>>594672851
I'm near a round table pizza waiting on scraps
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>>594673003
Cool you got a calculator
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>>594673124
I hope they pizza man takes a shit on the leftovers
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>>594673255
Yeah me too bud
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>>594670662
top kek
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>>594673124

Dude there's a movie theater right beside you, just go in there. It's dark as fuck, you can just go upstairs to the projection area and sleep. Shit will be closed until noon tomorrow anyways, so you can sleep uninterrupted.
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>>594669819
I was laughing at that one too.
Good name for a sunglass company
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>>594673439
I'm not gonna tresspass to sleep it's not that big of a deal I just wanted some people to talk to while I'm still awake
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Post a pic of you face op
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>>594673124
Just called them Nd warned them of a hostile bum
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>>594673716
Pls OP
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>>594673716
No
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>>594673831
plox?
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This is an obvious one, but keep a size large McD's cup with ya.. .the ones that are plastic. McD's are everyfuckinwhere, so you can fill up all day. 9/10 times the employees won't even notice, and if they do, say you just went thru drive-thru. Shit, I still do this.....
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To op
nomnomnomnomnom
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>>594673831
How about a pic of your most valuable item?
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I guess start looking where you can charge your phone.

Also. Report that homeless guy has a concealed weapon.
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>>594673968
I have money to eat retard read first
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>>594673968
Little faggot. Don't do that to a homeless man.
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>>594673968
Jesus, who pissed in your pizza?
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>>594673968
You faggot. I'm on a fucking white rice diet for a month
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what u gonna do OP? live at the shelter forever? or make this situation your bitch and do something with your worthless alcoholic self
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Hey op
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mfw this thead
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OP post a pic of the road near to you
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Do you have any time of long-term plan, OP? I mean are you planning to adapt to the bum life for a while, or are you gonna look for jobs?
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>>594673968
>take garlic pizza base
>add unspecified meat slices
>add six pieces of penne pasta
>feed quantity of mozzarella to your cat
>politely ask cat to throw up onto your lard-tier abortion of a snack
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>>594674388
Not pizza.....
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Im going to go to sleep. Op stay strong /b/rotha. I will be thinking about you while im fuckig a goat in the southern side of the hemisphere getting these nighas out of here hooka boka go back to √°frica and let this be a lesson to ya cause them niggas donr owe shit to ya keep it real bro - World star hip hop
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>>594673968
i bet you're a fat piece of shit. that pizza looks like a bowl of cum btw
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>>594674430
Nah I'm pretty resilient. I just need to get working again then see about a studio apartment
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>>594664361
for once in my life im happy i live in a basement,thanks OP.anyone fucks with you shank em with that bayonet.good luck bro.
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>>594674184
yeah, let's see how long that $38 lasts when you picked up a bottle of vodka..
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>>594674616
>is piss
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>>594673968
>>594673968
what the fuck is that thing on the left, looks like all the pizza guys, had a mass fap session and then tipped a bottle of fat over it. enjoy your cum pizza faggot
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>>594673968
looks fucking disgusting>>594674524
is right
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>>594673968
the delivery guy pissed your pizza, sue them
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>>594673774

>hostile bum
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>>594672851
My uncle worked as a delivery guy for dominos a lot of people get high order pizza and fall asleep before it arrives so they dump them in a dumpster out back so you got potential for free pizza - in the uk at least.
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>>594665617
don't derail this thread yet it's coming round the bend
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>>594674751
I just started getting food stamps too. How's that rustle your jimmies
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This question is to everyone. How come there are never any hot female homeless people? Do they become strippers and suck rich dick?
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>>594674751
Hooboy, you only got $38 OP? Suggest getting an emergency EBT and find someplace to flip it 2/1
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>>594664666
trips getting unnoticed
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I have a list of free couches/campsites/campers from my group. Includes cell numbers and everything. There's nothing in Nevada, but do you want it anyway? And obviously there's no way I'm just gonna post it here....
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>>594675074
Actually yeah dudes take them in
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Op,

It looks like Ashdale Plaze in Dale City. Looks like you're next to the Dominons.
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>>594675074
hot women get secretary jobs and marry rich dudes
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>>594674872
>enjoy your cum pizza faggot
I actually just pissed myself kekking. Lucky I had a pizza to hand so the shower wasn't wasted.
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>>594672851
bull. i was a grill cook for apple bees. all we do is dump food in one bag and other shit like boxes and cleaning supplies in their own bag
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>>594671378
Hey I'm in Atlanta as well. in midtown. how about you?
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>>594675255
Aw, I was thinking that OP could go find some of them and have some hairy sex
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Sell one of your kidneys on the black market. Maybe a lung.

Big money for organs dude.
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Nomnomnom
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>>594673968
dominos?really?
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>>594675342
That's different than the O'Charleys, Baumhower's Wings, Outback Steakhouse, and random mexican restaurant that I worked at, then. We didn't have designated trash cans.
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Atleast you don't live in Washington State OP

You would've been fucked with the cold weather
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>>594675844
You got some fucked up fingernails
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>>594675844
I'm willing to bet you're the same fat faggot posting other pictures of food. You're a slob and none of the garbage food looks the least but appetizing.
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op get a job quick op youll die in this weather otherwise
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>>594675844

Lol entire box of donuts for yourself? Fat fuck.
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>>594675987
I moved from there last April hahahahaha
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>>594671076
your downsydrome is showing m8 just about everyone has a cellphone now... homeless niggers ect
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>>594676102
yeah he needs to trim them and get them treated at the salon hes already a faggot for liking krispy kreme
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>>594665042
>twould
Tell me how this makes any sense at all.
You deserve to be on the fucking street ya dumb mongloid
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>>594676217
Bremerton to be exact I heard the weather has been nice actually
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>>594675844

Canadian here

Your donuts are fucking SHIT.

Also those fingernails are revolting.
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>>594675844
trim your fucking nails you yeti
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>>594676260
'specially since once you get EBT, you're eligible for a free shit phone with free mins every month.
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Op, I'm in the Galaxy Theatre right now, want some popcorn and pizza?
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>>594671173
lol you're such an idiot. That is the brand of the glasses you twat
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>>594676654
Yeah sure
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>>594674745
MODS MODS MODS
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>>594676492
>>594676526
kek worst part is its krispy kreme the most vile white trash donuts
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I'm sorry son
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>>594676761

Are you autistic?
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>>594664666
Nice try Satan we all know that's not true
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>>594676654
>>594676835
Be sure to take a picture of his face and upload it!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>594674745

That's fucking disgusting. I can FEEL how tomato-ey that thing is from here.

Chicago is the home of niggers and shitty pizza.
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>>594676815
Sorry, I'm lying.
You should go home.
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Dick pic with timestamp
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>>594676439
damn dude relax, do you know what a typo is
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here is a list of shelters
http://www.homelessshelterdirectory.org/cgi-bin/id/city.cgi?city=Reno&state=NV

Might have to hide the vodka tho
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>>594664361
Build a sick-ass treehouse or some sort of a cabin
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Hey OP

Find a hill nearby and build this with pallets you find around your city. Keep a low profile.
all you need is hammer, nails, and tick black plastic bag you can find anywhere for your roof before you put dirty on the top of the wood to avid water coming in.

After your safe location as been build build secret storage and secret tunnels so you can craw into the shelter.

have a time to go inside the shelter and make time random make sure nobody knows your going in there.

Take a backpack with all the good things with you daily, save money for a PO Box at the post office and a GYM membership that has showers for you to look fresh in the morning and go to the Library and apply for jobs or look for job agencies to hire you.


Stop drinking and get your sorry ass back to reality.
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>>594677303
or mix with something sneak it in
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>>594664361
OP, go around checking cars to see if they're unlocked, find one and get whatever you need out of it like a blankwt or something valuable

ive been stealing from unlocked cars since age 13
also you should get a lot of blankets and make a tent and use them as carpet and stuff
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>>594676848

Krispy Kreme tried to make it here in Canada and they got BTFO in no time flat. Shit donuts with a disgusting CUM GLAZE.

You Americans...I don't know about you guys...
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>>594677580
You know you want our cum in your bum
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>>594677548

I'd say fuck you, but people are idiots for leaving their cars unlocked. If you actually break a window or force entry though, you're a fucking nigger.

I mean, you're a nigger for stealing, but you're like 95% nigger right now. B&E would be 100% unfiltered niggerdom.
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>>594677079
Why the fuck do you want to see my face
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Hey OP, sorry you're on the streets, I was nearly there few years back in 2008. Ended up living in a 1 bedroom house with 6 people and 4 dogs. Times get hard, but my man you'll get through it. Go down to DSS and tell them your situation and see if they have any emergency housing you can stay in until a gov apartment opens up and get some ebt and medicade. Godspeed OP


i suggest listening to this too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZPCSqw5A-s
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>>594677580
only white trash people eat Krispy Kreme i personally hate the taste of their donuts had one by me in Ohio but it closed down cause no one bought their shit tier donuts
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>>594678159

He's going to print it out and cum on it to show everyone.
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>>594678046
Anon, your logic is on fleek
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>>594678159
to look for you in obits i guess why the hell are you on here though go to the bar and try and go home with a bar slut you get pussy and a place to stay for the night
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>>594678213
agreed.
only faggots with bad hygiene eat that shit.
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>>594677402
holy shit this is nice. not OP but i kinda want to do this. thnx for the info
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>>594674841
is pissa
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>>594666927
How about you let him crash at your place if you can fuck him in the ass?
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Krispy Kreme is the undisputed GOAT donuts. I want to eat donuts not fucking dry cake unlike all the other shit tier donut shops.
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>>594677548
You are fucking scum, and it's people like you why people in need don't get help
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>>594678787
Oh shit, OP delivrars
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Get more booze
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>>594664361
Can you tell us your story OP?
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>>594678787
holy shit chris pratt??
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>>594678787
Hi OP.
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>>594678787
Iugh
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>>594676212
>>594676492
>>594676526
My sides
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>>594676492
American here, your country is fucking SHIT
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I'm so cozy right now sucks to suck op life really isn't hard but you somehow failed
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>>594677303
Here is another list:
http://www.shelterlistings.org/city/reno-nv.html
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>>594678565

LOL.

>OP swaggers into the bar wearing his backpack
>sunglasses on
>duffel bag over shoulder
>giant bottle of vodka in hand
>hey who wants to fuck me and let me sleep at their place for the night
>literally the only person to respond is a giant gay bear sitting at the bar
>OP spends the night getting his ass destroyed
>wakes up to a 300lbs faggot rubbing his chest
>mouth tastes like cum
>OP realizes he actually enjoys this greatly
>because OP is a fag
>the end
>fuck off
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>>594678937
>Lives with bro and girl
>loses job
>drinks to much
>gets kicked out

I'm not OP, but fucking learn how to read a thread ya mongol
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>>594678787
Quite well groomed for a bum you fucking phony
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>>594678985
I wish I was banging Ana faris
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>>594678797
white trash faggot the donuts arent even fresh the factory makes them then when they get a full truckload they ship out to all the distributors of that god awful nigger cake
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