Draw thread >Try not to bump requests too often >Don&#

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>>594520049
Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!

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>>594515579
>buttjobs pitjobs thighjobs

anymore request?

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>>594520650
Ashley's aliiiiiive...

>>594520650
huge titted girl getting milked

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Eyyy

>>594520799
You can't just take someones OC and do whatever you want to it. You should be considerate Y.V.

>>594520895
Show butt.

>>594520650
that super cute open your mouth towards the camera thing.(also hair over eye) please and thank you

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>>594520902

>>594520895
pin her down the floor, ass up, and give her anal she never forgets

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>>594520902
When it comes to a creator killing off their OC you're absolutely right.

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>>594518426
I don't care if it's an EHG repost this is for shoving me this morning.

>>594520648
I cant even read that...
Railguns are ficticious weapons anyway, so its free game.

>>594521163
Right...

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I am so fucking bored in life.

What's a cool thing?

from PIL import Image, ImageDraw
import random

im = Image.new('L',(512,512), 'RED')
draw = ImageDraw.Draw(im)

for c in xrange(0,10000):
x, y = random.randint(0,512), random.randint(0,512)
draw.point((x,y), 'BLUE')

>>594521322

Um no.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railgun

Also it reads: Correction. Railguns DON'T behave like that. It's NOT a beam weapon.

>>594521361
draw with skill

>>594521361
College.

>>594521361
like srsrly try drawing a face as well as you can

>>594521300
Marc senpai noticed me~

Quasi Osbourne biting the head off of a gargoyle. Quasimodo/Ozzy Osbourne hybrid.

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Requesting Someone draw her with the Caption:
You cant over power
The TokyoTower

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>>594520902
>>594521340
Then I'll create my own. Shouldn't be too hard.
>>594521300
Ain't you dead yet?

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>>594520645

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oboy, it seems i lost my tablet stylus somewhere while i was out vacuuming

either lost in a large pile of clothing or just slid out somewhere down that pathway

am concern

>>594521968
pls go
and stay go

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>>594520799
nah she dead again

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>>594521717
Sure.

>>594521922
I've lasted longer than M00T.

>>594521968
Couldn't tell.

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>>594521940
Oh.

>>594521922
inb4 monstrosity

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>>594522140
still not in enough.
also im going to bed so night

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>>594522096
Don't worry, I'll make my own. Or may I have her? I can buy her from you- give her a loving home and a worthy master.
Also, why have you decided to kill her off?
>>594522137
...IN BED. OOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>594522312
Oh it might be, but it'll be MY monstrosity.
>>594522362
Why hello there old friend.

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>>594522096
>she deeeeeaaaaaad

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>>594522044
nigga

>>594522137
NIGGA you did NOT just

>>594522478
Goodnight

>>594520895

can you draw a prisoner flying a kite that says on the kite SR + BS = 4EVER

>>594522726
I think he left

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>>594522505
Almost heckle.

>>594522533
Does it look like I'm joking?

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shit i made an espec

>>594523035

can you do a request for me?

>>594523132
Monstrosity is right

>>594523141
no faggot

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>>594522505
one day i woke up
and i hated her
no reason
here you can have her
shes kinda missing ears tho

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>>594523141
You can try.

>>594523260

this is my request
>>594522726
thanks in advance

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>>594523035
I WILL HIT YOU WITH A FUCKING MOUSE, GET OVER HERE NOW

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>>594523249
I can sew them back on. Thanks.
Here's a couple thousand, let's keep this on the down-low.

>>594523451
Marc isn't going to do anything. He'll just whine, cry, and probably fall asleep.

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>>594523421
Not my cup of tea.

>>594523451
And over here children, is the "Purple something" we haven't been able to figure out what it is for many years. One day though we might just be able to see it. One day.

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Hello. I am King Time.

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>>594523753
what can else could i do? he's a fucking coward, hiding behind his little god complex.

>>594523911
You know time wizard?

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>>594520875
is this huge enuf for you

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>>594523753
So it's four posts before this?
Gotcha, I'm out.

>>594524078
>God
It's a fucking stickman
How is that even a god?
Jesus go be a skinny white kid else where.

>>594524078
Just ignore him, like nearly everyone else does. I'm not going to continue talking about it because it will just start a shitstorm and little white knights Zander and Rubi will show up.

>>594523720
young venuz i request you show wicked eyebrows

>>594524211
Draw a girl raping anon

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>>594524189
...

>>594523911
Are you the same faggot that just got rekt by Dubz?

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How should a DoodleBot look... hmm...

>>594524587
yes

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>>594521133
like this?
your request is bit unclear so i drew whatever i caught

>>594524656
Kek

>>594524211
seems big enough, thanks
let her give titfuck with those tits, give her something big to work on

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>>594524228
huh

never seen them around, or even anyone sensible trying to defend the behavior, but yes.
i just figured trying at 'im might one day unsettle the waters.

>>594523826
>catching breath
you can tell "muscle memory" images doomed to never improve further when they're able to be drawn out by a mouse, ey? i'd need a tablet if i'm going to try a dynamic pose.
likewise, i think i'm being capped off by using an external device to draw with. if i had one of those fancy schmancy screeny tablets, i'd have a proper gain of experience. but the cheap one i have now will do.

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>>594524257
>

>>594524222
Ha, it's like you've reached that level where one of your posts get Anons insta-butthurt.

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Heres the Analingus request, sorry for taking so long... I'm planning on going out of town for a few days and preparing.

>>594524893
They have that stupid 'meme team' which isn't even an actual thing. It's just the people willing to lick Marc's asshole and defend his bullshit, despite him saying nobody here is good enough to be his friend unless he can 'use' them.

Zander, Blud, Marc, and Rubi. It's usually one of those few starting shit on/off thread or newfags that don't know any better. Or the anons screaming "Marc" every time somehting happens. It usually isn't Marc but another fucko.

>>594525006
His autism is staggering, and he plays victim like no other.

>>594525275
Marc, stop it

DRAW A PIC OF SNACKS RAPING MOOT

>>594525225
Don't come back.

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ayyyy that was fun warm up guys thanks for requests
gonna go back to drawing bismarck

>>594525275
welp, can't debate the truth, can't comment on anything further than what you say. what to say in such a situation? maybe let it rest?

oh of course. i'll be finding that tablet pen then.

>>594525672
Finding it would probably help you not fall victim to people as petty as to complain about drawing style. If you were to draw a female you'd be instantly loved, no matter your skill.

>>594525613
you mean ship girl bismarck or

>>594525837
Are you sure?
See >>594525225

>>594525872
Otto von Bismarck-chan

>>594526002
Bawble makes things look unattractive on purpose. That's completely different.

>>594526002
Of course he means besides fat chicks

nobody likes fat chicks

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DESTRUCTO DISK

>>594526002
>>594526171
Bawble drew cute chibi shit all evening one time and anons jumped on it.

>>594525837
>>594524893
>i just figured trying at 'im might one day unsettle the waters.
there is a method to the insanity, is what i'm saying here
i feel as though i've been hardened well enough not to get aggravated with these sorts of details, but, it's always nice to carry on the spirit of the drawthread - that being the roleplay.

now if it was something that truly mattered to me, it'd be long-standing. then again, that might also coincide with some weird jackass storyline i thought up the day after the event. which is confusing even for me, but in a sense, workable.

>>594526076
If you say so
>>594526171
Female coon was a fat chick, still loved her
>>594526260
Care to share?

>>594526359
>>594525225
Ask Bawble to post it. I didn't save any.
It was like chibi monster girls or something.

>>594526332
Which drawfags even roleplay anymore?
Honestly. Or which drawfags do you personally enjoy? Who interact with you or not personality/effort.

>>594524735
yes very qt thanks

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>>594526580
this you mean?

>>594524942
wicked indeed

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>>594526075
>

>>594525872
yes ship-bitch bismarck
been working on this for while
didnt wanna ruin it with frozen hands

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yo guys!
taking requests.

>still looking for the guy who requested the dragonborn fight

>>594526773
>>594526359
Yeah. Thanks!

>>594526809
>>594521817
m8

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>>594526824

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>>594522726
Sorry I didnt get around to doing this till now.
> taking more requst
Will be more active.

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>>594526785
I love Satsuki, man.

>>594526773
>fat?

>>594520507
Draconic bloodline female noble sorcerer

>>594527056
You do color???
>>594521817

>>594527060
Is she ur waifu

>>594527124
it was saturday night and dead as fuck.
did anons actually kill the majority of drawfags?
did cancer win?

>>594526580
not a terrible lot.
although, it seems i've grown accustomed to enigma and tang's macha, those two on very similar regard to physiological appearances. both being mischevious yet benevolent non-human beings, one of them owing themselves a technical prowess and the other being a jack-in-the-box.
there's also a couple of the feminine drawfags, such as pin, owlette, or catfox (among others) that seem to like me well. cute factor in play there, i suppose. usually i'm the initiator, of course, but that's alright knowing i'm not bottom of the food chain in terms of alpha vs beta.

aaannnd i feel like i'm rambling again.

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>>594527193
Nahh.
That would be Ashley.

>>594527443
Who?

>>594526241
moar liek destructo DICK

>>594527307
I'm glad you got people that make you feel welcome here. Maybe this year will bring less cancerous newfags and some nicer people willing to try new things.

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>>594527520
The blue bunny bitch I just bought off JK.

>>594527655
You can tell its a nigger not only by its skin, but by the pubic hair on its head

>>594527799
How could you call your waifu a bitch

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>>594527544
haha

>>594527655
How much do you charge per hour?

>>594521762
This, niggers. For the Queen!

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>>594527655
So cute, reminds me of the female crow from fritz the cat. Kudos

>>594528159
I ain't no Geraldine

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>>594527923
...because she is one?
>>594528159
Great movie.

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>>594527826
>>594528103
>>594528159
It really is a great movie

>>594528232
>>594528385
Riiiiight? Robert Crumb is an influence on my work,

>>594528232
>>594528385
>>594528159
What did you guys like about it? I saw it and I didn't really enjoy it much. It seemed too muddled in political agendas than focusing on the story. My favorite scene was when the crow's death was alluded to billiards.

>>594528385
Show bird butt.

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Me: Oh Hey! A Female!

Girl: A Male!

>>594528605
I'm a fan of Crumb's work and he gets very trippy in a lot of his comic work... I kind of liked the fact it was a complete fever dream and senseless. Also I don't think I've ever watched it sober to be honest...

>>594528385
Lay an egg

>>594528992
Oh I understand the appeal of his artwork and I like the style. The movie wasn't bad either, it just seemed to be not focused on going in either direction. I felt like the jewish cops/scenes could of been cut out and nothing would be missing and the running time would of been shorter.

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>>594528605
What's not to like? I love the scene where the three college chicks approach the crow assuming he'd be all about the black movement. Another scene is when Fritz talks about the bullshit that is college.
>>594528651
>>594529153

>>594529153
inb4 hatchling grows up without father

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Me: OMG I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH YOU

Girl: ME TOO

>>594529405
your eyes look like saggy nipples

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>>594526932
here you are sir

still taking requests!

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>>594529405
yknow

you remind me of someone, from awhile ago.

quite a while ago.

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My pizza finally got here..!

>>594528232
Venuz, you want a piece?


>>594529405
Oh lawd....
I remember Fritz the Cat....

>>594529405
You're no use to me, I think I'll just make bird soup out of you.

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requesting a female kobold having sex with an adventurer

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>>594528605
I was really sad when the crow died, but it's still my favorite scene. I didn't like the Neo-Nazi crap.
>>594529739
I dislike mushrooms.

Behold, the Shamrock King.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a247R3mNs5A

>>594529467
You're so mental i can't even. How come your parents even let you use the computer unsupervised.

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Me: I think I love you O.o

Girl: I think I love you too :D

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>>594529511
nah.
>>594529697
oh really who?
>>594529827
whatever man do what ya want. If ya can.

>>594530173
Requesting you show butt please.

>>594530173
Show cloaca please

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[Edgy comment] am i right?

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>>594530173
>whatever man do what ya want. If ya can.
Let's find out.

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to tired to sleep, to tired to care.


im back, couldnt sleep.

requests?

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Heyo, I'm back.

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>>594530173
King like bird tee tees

>>594530438
Hold these sheers for me

>>594530509
Go back to bed, Pin

Requesting a dullahan girl with her head on her hip like a basketball

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>>594530173
ahhhhh, just an older drawfig.
but i'm not seeing it anymore

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Me: My penis is so hard!

Girl: My vulva is so wet!

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requesting tess in lingery

>>594530853
Is his dick surrounded by an aura of water?

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>>594530034
>not liking mushrooms on pizza
S'wrong witchu... Jive ass turkeh

>>594530438
Guayo muh bro. Hows the fluff?

>>594530444
Heya Plug!
Nice trips.

>>594530921
wanna meet up?

>>594530921
draw her wetting the bed

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>>594530273
>>594530341

>>594531181
lets fuck

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>>594530961
KING SMASH PUNY ROBOT!
>>594531220
... king like bird butt

>>594531220
Thank you.

>>594530928
Don't talk to "it"

>>594531258
no please i'm too shy

>>594528385
Sup crow lady

-----------
spontaneous character creation practice
Results level: Terrible

>>594531220
Now THAT is what I like to see

>>594531220
So... is it only one hole down there? or do you have both and is that just your butthole?

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Me: I don't think she (actually) loves me

Girl: I don't think I (actually) love him

>>594530928
We are having sex

>>594530114
Because I bought it with my own money from my job

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>>594530589
no

>>594530961
smelly and tired.


i guess im just going to lurk for now, sorry about that, no longer taking requests, just zoning in and out of being tired, sleep schedule all fucked up.

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>>594531397
>>594528385
Helps if I actually upload the thing

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>>594530961
>>594531286

>>594531181
That character is a grown adult nigger, keep your bed wetting shit to your shit tier loli furs.

Why do guys get so excited when there's a female on here...

>>594531600
but even adults can have accidents :3

>>594531699
my peepee got big

>>594531355
thats too bad..

>>594530678
pretty sure it's mandingo

>>594530853
that's not how sex works

>>594531699
Because these virgin neckbeards don't know how to talk to females so they get to basically internet meme at them until their uncomfortable then wonder why they're so bad at talking to women.

>>594531906

Look, not everyone knows that the penis gets wet and the vulva gets hard, okay?

>>594531906
it all happens when a woman and a man fuck... well thats all for today children. homework is due by monday.

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>>594530961
>>594531539

>>594531481
You live with your parents? How old are you?

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>>594531906
whoever it is
>>594531220
nice

>>594531699
Because most of the anons here can't get real pussy so they get off to imaginary ones.

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>>594530853

>>594532055
>>594532092
pretty damn sure water doesn't spurg everywhere and the vagina isn't just taped on oval with a circle

>>594532013
teach me how to talk to females

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>>594531397
yeah. I KNOW. BUT I can't help it.
>>594531430
Bird yo...
>>594531906
you're not wrong.

>>594531699
>>594532130
Because most of the artists are males drawing females.

>>594532130
>tfw Chris of all people had gotten laid, and may or may not have gotten a lady pregnant

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>>594531699
>Why does a place thats statistically full of straight men get excited when a female appears
>When that female is supposed to entertain them

Asking that question is pretty silly. Niggas is dehydrated in this bitch.

>>594532281
Try getting off your computer, leaving your basement room and talking to females.

>>594532393
most of the drawfags have sex/relationships with each other or have in the past.

dunno about anons.

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Girl: What's wrong?

Me: YOU DON'T LOVE ME!


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>>594532101
21 almost 22

it's so hard to live on your own

>>594532448
couldn't of said it better my self.

Shantae being fucked by a pikachu. Make it happen.

>>594532448
but then i'll internet meme at them until their uncomfortable then wonder why i am so bad at talking to women.

>>594532393
>tfw beta virgin that convinces himself that he's bi/ likes 2d girls so he doesn't have to talk to girls.

>>594532634
And then you'll learn not to do that when talking to females. Tard.

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>>594530961
HEY DUBS, CATCH, NO SERIOUSLY CATCH, THIS HURTS IF YOU DON'T

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I AM SHAMROCK KING, KING OF SHAMROCK. NO MORE ROBOT.
>>594532345
why no say hi to shamrock king
me smash you too talk to shamrock king
>>594532407
shamrock king say hi to hairy man

>>594532500
Did you atleast go to college?

>>594532747
To clarify, because I'm not great at Dynamic Pieces.

Plug is throwing his head.

>>594532731
>>594532393
We're going by what CHRIS said. Chris lies all the time and is in denial. He says he is a GOOD musician. You guys figure it out. He's probably never had sex with anybody. He pisses in jars in his room and faps to furs and cp. He aint getting shit.

anyone else convinced Chris talks to himself in thread?

>>594532747
Dubz just got crushed, you willy nilly.

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>>594532741
>>594532731
>>594532634

>Acting like talking to women is some otherworldly task

They...are just people..capable of being just as boring as anyone else. Talking to women is more about UNlearning than anything else.

>>594532833
W-what...

>>594533035
>convinced

Why would we need convincing of that which is proven fact?

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guys the people in the apartment a hundred or so feet away from mine just threw a mannequin down the stairs and now I have a broken mannequin

someone name my mannequin

>>594533084
Its one thing to talk, its another thing to get laid.

>>594533084
You and maybe a handful of these fucks ever get any pussy or ass regularly-- that isn't somebody they have to pay to be around them--EHG. Get real.

>>594533230
Stumpy

>>594533230
Fumbles

>>594533084
You don't understand how bad I am at talking to women. Making my Facebook was a mistake.

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>>594532345
Quality comment was bout my failed-to-attatch to initial post thing.

Yours is alright

>>594533230
Deandra

>>594533230
You came at a bad time.

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>>594533084
You made this?

>>594533230
Emmy like from that Mannequin movie.

>>594533230
>>594533444
TRIPS CONFIRM

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>>594533084
shamrock king like hairy man
hairy man friend

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>>594531699
I've read a lot of stupid shit on this site but I think that takes a spot in the top ten.

I can't sleep. I'll take a request or two if they're not too complex.

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>>594532833
um hello shamrock king.
>>594533355
Your's is okay. I like it' It's simple. I just kinda wanted to a bit of emulation of crows from fritz the cat.

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Me: GET AWAY FROM ME.

TAKE YOUR SEX AND BEAUTIFUL SELF AWAY FROM ME.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU. GET OUT OF MY LIFE.

Girl: I wasn't ready to date. Please stay my friend.


>>594532836
No i dropped out. Going back to learn how to be a manager(?)

>>594532914
Eh fuck your lies

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>>594532747
Got it!!

Also, one sec. I drew a thing

>>594533084
Cmon, Haruharu-senpai, i was just pulling the leg of the internet alphamale. I'm bad at talking to people in general, so women are just the subject with i have even less common topics to actually talk about.

>>594533579
>>594530668
pleas

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>>594533262
They're really not that different.

Look, you can't convince people to do something they don't already want to do. Save for rape, if a woman wants to fuck you, in this day and age the less you fucking talk the better.

You can't talk yourself INTO pussy but you can talk yourself OUT.

>>594533330
You're prolly only bad because you think its some special task. Its not. They're human beings. Interact with them like you would a guy.

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any requests out there?
any adventures?
anyone?

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>>594532345
all honesty tho, id be all over ye if i could find my bloody tablet pen, somewhere.

you've a special breed there

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>>594533604
shamrock king grateful
shamrock king offer hand in friendship
>>594533810
SHAMROCK SMASH YOU
SHAMROCK SAY YOU DEAD

>>594533579
Sup Hazel. Draw something weird, like a tree that grows potatoes

>>594533869
I've stopped interacting with people altogther recently.

>>594533981
Are you a furry irl?

Request please:
I'm in a long distance relationship and i was wondering if someone is willing to draw me and my girl together? I'm 5'11 Asian and she's 5'1 blonde. Anyone wanna try cute simple things please? Much appreciated

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>>594532100
>>594532833

Eh, I'm an assembly line droid... I can chalk that up as my first official in-thread death.
I couldnt defend myself cuz I was enjoying pizza and drawing this for Mister Plug

>>594532747
Here, i did a fanart

>>594534113
Pics now

>>594534113
She looks like Anna Sophia Robb if that helps

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>>594533311
TRIPS CANCELLED OUT YOUR DUBS

>>594533328
>>594533359
SORRY BROS

>>594533418
YOU CAME AT A BAD TIME

>>594533444
>>594533510
WOOOOOO

>>594534175
<3
Excellent, I am saving that picture.

Hold up, gonna draw Dubs.

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>>594533869
shamrock good with females
shamrock king is king of pussy
and shamrock
>>594534175
SHAMROCK LAUGH AT TINY BABY ROBOT MAN

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>>594534200
Me

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Me: Okay. But I still am crushed you don't love me back. We can still be friends though.

Girl: Okay friend. Wait, are you sure you are okay?

--TO BE CONTINUED IN REAL LIFE--

And that's the story of how far I am with girl.

>>594533869
i got laid because of a mental connection

NOW I FUCKING WISH I DIDN'T HAVE IT AT ALL >.< aghghghhg

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>>594533962
Death, i want you to pick a drawfag and draw what you'd look like fused with them.

For example, this is me and Yung Venuz fused together

>>594534311
why the fuck

>>594534516
Was expecting douchebag

Y'all motherfuckers suck. Best draw a gun and attempt to end your torment. Pussy ass bitches.

>>594534516
>>594534223
>>594534200
Not posting a pic of her, just trust me when I say she looks like Chloe Mortez or Anna Sophia Robb

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>>594533993
the harvest is bountiful this year.

this thread is slow as fuck. i'm just gonna kill some scrubs in league instead.

>>594534600
the question is, which drawfag?
any suggestions?

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>>594533981
>>594533986
thanks.
Friendship and brotherhood for all.

>>594534632
I'm glad I don't visually look like a douchebag lol

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>>594534113

>>594534917
Saving, thanks anon :)

>>594534849
this >>594532126
or >>594532833
are basically your only options.
Dead as shit in here.

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>>594534623
you wanna fuck with me, bruh? there's two of us and only one of you

>>594528232
Draw more le running dorito :^)

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>>594534113
sorry i forgot the asian part

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>>594535059
>>594534849

Doesnt have to be in thread drawfags only. Can be anyone. Heck, i'd offer to fuse with ya, but I feel like my robot stuffs wouldnt look right with your Death-like qualities.

I'll also take a fusion request!

>>594535335
kek

>>594534311
>>594535164
Damn dude. That's cool.
You should make her a new arm out of something. Is it just the head/waist or the whole damn thing?

>>594521940
If you're taking requests, I'd like to see you cosplaying as Luis from Mystery Skulls.

>>594535335
Thanks lol, I forgot to mention she was blonde Italian , sorry about that but thanks anon :)

>>594522096
Why she die? did i miss something?

>>594535164
Why did you take Emmy home?

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>>594534890
YAY
SHAMROCK HAPPY
>>594535164
shamrock say calm down
>>594535224
IS SHAMROCK TIME NOW
>>594535411
robot too weak to fuse with

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>>594534175
I am far from the best artist, but this is as best I could get.

Also nice catch

>>594524735
This a new OC, what's the name?

>>594535565
>nice person
>has girlfriend
>asian
>looks happy
Why are you on 4chan

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Hey guys
I'm not here yet, I'm having breakfast.
Hope all's well

>>594535816
bimbimbimbimbimbimbim

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>>594535059
>>594535411
well then, we will see how it goes,

anyone else wanna fuse with me either?
Im a cool guy i swear :D

>>594535816
I'll be better if you're taking requests, I just got back from a party and my tummy hurts.

>>594535816
Hiya Bimbim!

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>>594534068
pretty much. used to think of them just the same as any other anon until i got used to their, er, contributions myself.

oh, and this. this is the entire reason this character exists, the entire reason i'm even sitting here talking to everyone, and have been for the past three years. it was a sepiatone painting of something looking like a feathered bat. very arbitrary source, with no one ever able to find out the artist wherever i've tried. but, four years ago, when i was only but 14, i ended up playing around with a paint.net filter on this specific image. colored the eyes eyes alike to the cat i had at the time, and then made crude drawings off of that. it's been changed many, many times since, but the original species/form was still kept.
i'm not surprised that that painting got wiped off the face of the web, until I reuploaded it. first and only spot i've encountered it was on ychan.ca

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>>594535816
shamrock see titty

>>594535816
I want to bury my head between those legs. You know, on principle.

>>594535646
>>594535411

Whats the deal with this drawthread fusion thing i keep hearin about?

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>>594535816
Oh well if Bim's comin in~

>>594536263
>>594535816
OOh, could I request that? is that possible?

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Draw me more pigeons /b/

>>594536381
All that shitposting yesterday Mejic told Sal to fuse with her to fight it and it went from there.

I think.

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>>594535488
Well, like her other arm's little bolt thing was shattered off and the two halves of her legs were seperated and removed from the base.

So decided to just throw the broken shit away because litter bothers me and took the parts not fucked up. I'll make here arms out of paper towel rolls and tape when I get the chance

>>594535816
I GOT MANNEQUIN PARTS SO YE DOING FUCKING SWELL

>>594535646
but I'm so hyped.. for some reason

>>594535619
because she needed a better life

>>594536528
>Inb4 it comes to life when you sleep.

>>594536525
Oh that? Wee meme now?k

>>594536528
You're so lucky. I'd love a mannequin. Maybe it would actually encourage me to take up sewing again.

>>594536528
Dude that shit is haunted

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>>594535411
robot on robot fusion plz

>>594536489
>bim
>taking a request
pick one

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I wish she loved me :(

Well that didn't work out

Oh well. Back to the drawing board

How do i forget a girl?

I blocked her. That should help.

>>594536833
I'd like to see a guy's giving her some wicked 'lingus.

>>594535801
Interesting people, this community actually helped me pick my life up together. Graduating college next year and going into nursing because you guys helped me with a baww thread back in like 2010

>>594536959
That's the problem, Chris. You won't ever forget.

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>>594536800
Boom!

>>594536381
Its just a fun thing Mej and Sal did that I found very entertaining.

>>594535755
Thank you mister plug! Looks good to me! And I hope you dont mind, I fused us together to give an example to anons!
Very subtle, seeing how similar we are!

>>594535816
Bimbim plz... The thirst.


>>594535947
What about Ranzick?

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>>594536686
>>594536764
O-OH GOD

>>594536749
I always wanted one to fuck with people, but now that I have it I just want to draw faces on it and give it snazzy clothes

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>>594533810
C-Can you bring me my head back?
I can't see.
Throwing my head was not a sound idea.

>>594536959
Kill yourself. Otherwise you're going think about her for the rest of your life.

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>>594535930
Yus yes yas yis
>>594536115
Drink something sweet and eat something salty!
>>594536160
Hoy
>>594536260
Yes, and there's two of them!
A left one, and a right one!
>>594536438
Hay pretty burd <3
>>594536263
>>594536489
Gosh, woah, we've hardly met!
That's a bit premature
>>594536833
I've done tons, and you know it, you're just miffed because I didn't draw your lolihorsecock
>>594537487
Heh

Still enjoying my breakkies

>>594537831
>lolihorsecock
>accusing me of requesting stupid fetishshit
Not even close faggot

>>594537831
>>594536489
What if I took you out on a nice date, had some wine and took you home like a gentleman?

>>594538029
Being this upset for having your shit request denied