Nz thread Report in faggots

Chch here

Bumoity bump

One more bump

Maybe just one more

Come on

>>594345458
What do you expect? There's only like 54 people total down there.

Fuck

>>594346210
Haha fuck you bet you're an ausfag

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>>594346426
No, Texan. I'll help you out though.
Xena reporting.

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Are we early or am I just confused?

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God damn I hate that show.
Cheers for the bump nonetheless.

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>>594347053
Who knows. Seems pretty dead.

Must be this good weather. I'm so bored I made a shit tunnel for my rat

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nelson/benheim reporting just going to leave this here
>inb4 fake
no newfag its ok people are more successful than you

Invercargill master race. Anyone else?

chch here

>>594347333
Nice trips.

And I believe you I just have a Gf no need for a dating site

>>594347637
Selwyn area here you?

>>594347321
This weather has me just dead.
Fans dont cut it and I cant be bothered going out to the pool.

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Photo of my little fuck rat Manus cause bump

>>594345458
Tron is here

>>594347640
thanks and yea must be horrible being tied down while me and other single guys spend there time out on the town new babe each night

>>594348310
Obviously you haven't had a serious relationship before with all the perks. I get head on tap. Do you?

>>594348773
I have not beersies on tap beat that.

>>594348227
Welcome tron where you from?

>>594347901
I'm with ya. My phone is even saying its too hot. Hope my plants haven't burnt to a crisp

>>594348773
yes i have newfag seems like shes desperate

>>594348874
Fine you win

>>594349142
Jesus thanks for reminding me. Ive got a garden to water.

anyone watch the almighty johnsons here??

>>594349179
Or she enjoys sucking my shaft. You may know how to pull but you can't keep the control.

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>implying JK is not the best yhing that has happened to New Zealand since forever
>implying that slow finetuning of free market is not the optimal polical and socio-economic approach to reform
>implying that Labour, Greens and NZ First are anything other than freedom hating statists

>>594349378
Don't even have proper power out here mate. Just moved out into A hick town called white cliffs and fuck its boring

where the noods at

>>594345458
I'm from NZ too, what happens now?

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>>594349378
>he still watches television

>>594349591
>implying I care. Fuck off to /pol/

>>594349591
Nz first can be alright. At least they are above the liberals in admitting we need immigration reform.
And Winston seems to take a much harsher stance on national defence than the other parties. But otherwise your right our current opposition is best suited to being just that I dont trust any of the parties to run the country in their broken states at the moment.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/manawatu-standard/news/64585958/Palmerston-North-Mayoral-candidate-Abi-Symes
LMAO this is my towns mayoral candidate

Any chance of some pussy pics tonight?

>>594349803
who is this semon demon

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>>594349980
Oc for ya

>>594350054
Emila Clarke
Game of Thrones

>>594350054
khaleesi

>>594350054
emilia clarke

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>>594350054

>>594350143
>>594350146
>>594350160
thanks, i might be a while.

>>594350167
nice

Looking for hookups in chch anyone got weed?

>>594350259
Just be careful you might not like what you see
There are split opinions on her.

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like I read these big ass dense as fuck books by heidegger and kant and shit I'm like what is the fucking point of this ok you write this shit and it's good but what drives a guy to write down and get all this shit published like what is the motivation to write and think about all this shit what's the point like there's a nice book in the end could be far simpler and you make a name for yourself but what caused you to do

those actions of 'deep thought/analyses' and writing and honestly I think the cause is suffering/anxiety like it feels bad to not have this shit 'solved' so you attempt this big ass shit to try and alleviate all that anxiety and shit like basically you writing that shit is a therapeutic attempt and dealing with the more fundamental issue at hand and that's that you're a suffering man who finds relief in analyses and literature like that's the motivation and cause for this product/book that you put out and it's not really aout dasein or being or bla bla it's that you feel like an anxious and suffering little man like the rest of us and this is your way of coping so I say why not just cut to the source

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>>594350428


of this problem (your suffering) and address that rather than addressing it with a bandaid (philosophy) you go right to the source and that's your actual felt feelings of anxiety and depression and existential/suffering whatever and address that, like the problem is you feel like shit not 'the problem of being' or of apriori synthetics no it's your body and self feeling like a dead man walking so cut the bulshit and mainline some fucking afghani number 4 swallowed with a bar try not to overdose and boom all your 'philosophical questions/worries' and dissoved into a mist of warmth and comfyness. like why would these cunts even write this shit if they weren't suffering in some way there would be no motivation, imagine heidegger finding heroi

n instead of literature and kant just popping bars instead of addressing these oh so important questions that don't matter one bit in the slightest to getting fed or not dying in the rain or all the other shit that has to be dealt with before writing can even become a viable activity like honestly I think fuck these books they're just symptoms of a mans suffering so I'm going to cut that shit to the source and address that FUNDAMENTAL problem which is life being mostly a pile of misery and shit until you die fuck 'dasein and the extanness of the extant and all this pointless bullshit just cut to the chase and that's you are not feeling very good so cure that fundamental shit with heavy sedatives and painkillers and watch how you couldn't give

>>594345458
No guns, no freedom. Fuck off!

>>594350539
you havent even been outside m8, quit talking shit

>>594350428
>tl;Dr ever hear of a full stop? jeez

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>>594350483

a fuck less about philosophy and all it's 'important problems/questions' just dissolve that shit and see the fundamental cause of philosophical practice as being a humans suffering rather than actual questions that need actual important analyses no they don't at all it makes no fucking difference and once your done philosphiing you're still a man needing food water sleep shelter and a way to curb boredom philosophy is just a symptom of suffering and suffering can be cut at it's roots with heavy drugs or suicide rather than publishing a whole billion set of new pointless leaves just dissolve philosophy altogether like a lighter and a spoon heidegger wouldn't wouldn't have to bother with all that shit if he was nodding on dope and neither do you faggot eat so eat shit

also did anyone go to the car show at rangiora today it was "heaps sick maate" says the diesel drinking "hardcunt steppin" skinnyobese chopper tattoed shouldered manlet hiding under a snapback

also new bk in linwood legit creaming myself 5 pk chicken nugs only two fiddy

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>>594349894
>NZ first can be alright
Shit, are you fucking retarded? Have you actually seen their policy? They want to send labour back to Muldoon's time. They want to subsidize literally everything while lifting the taxes. They want salary caps and allow police to seize more of your assets. They have Maori policy which boarders on schitzophrenic between recognizing the right and not recognizing them at the same time. Don't even get me started on their trade policy. They want to shut us off from the world entirely and permanently. Their stance on defence is basically about turning the armed forces into immigration enforcement.

Fuck NZ first.

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>>594347431
Lol. yea bro, Avenal

Auckland
Come town anyone?
0221508364

>>594350682
Have as many guns are your police. Then you can kill them off if they are dicks.

>>594349867
You have a choice:
either lrn2responsiblecitizenship
or become a faggot leftwinger who whines about everything and fuck off to reddit

>>594350539
Are you serious?

>>594350909
Gawd you are fucking brainwashed.

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>>594350539
Your thinking of Australia

>>594350898
Our police arent bad. My experiences with police are very good actually, why would I need to kill them off because of your countries' opinion on them?

>>594350539
All you need is a firearms license, man.

>>594350734
i voted NZ first
mad?

>>594351141
Have a gun. They won't allow you. They should be killed just for that.

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>>594351185

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>>594350904
Or I can live like I do and politics have no affect on me. I live pretty much off the grid. Our house cost $200 to build with no permits no address no bills nothing. Hope you don't choke on my freedumz

>>594350865
Oh yeah sounds like a great idea

>>594351162
No license. Just buy like a bag of chips.

>>594351220
I've never been threatened by a cop, never been threatened with a gun. Don't know people that even own guns, except for the maori's at their farms. Our country is different to yours, we don't live in fear of being shot by a random thug or police officer everyday

>tfw no IDGod

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>>594351260
>thinking that living like a fucking caveman is something to brag about
It's like you are saying "There has been 50000 years of progress of humanity, but I specifically choose to acknowledge none of it all"

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>>594351185

>>594351220
I have plenty of guns bows crossbows and no license. So what? I'm not killing cops

>>594350539
Ill just go down the hall and grab my 4 riffles then?
>>594350734
m8 I said they can be alright I didnt say I support them or their manifesto. I admire that the man can have more of a spine than however many men labour has been through in the past 5 years.

Have you guys tried sucking your own dicks?

>>594351532
Pretty sure cavemen didn't have solar power and a wind turbine. Also had the brains to domesticate tarr.

>>594351260
francis

Where are the sluts that want to post nude pics on here

Christchurch pleb here signing in from hillmorton metal hospital lol

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>>594351737
>people vote for political parties without understanding their political policies
Winston has no fucking spine. He is two bit faggot who would do anything to get into power. Which he proved. Twice. He backed out from most of his election promises at the first chance to get into government. He got a good deal for himself and nothing else.

>>594352016
Probably having a proper saturday night

>>594351270
Text me

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Wellington here.
Wubba lubba dub dub.

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>>594352137
>Hillmorton mental hospital
Hi Fives ! Hoon Hay here. How's the food in the hospital?

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>>594352137
>metal hospital
Mfw I wish it was. But no, I live in a mental hospital. At least I have a good view.

>>594352137
Know of any dealers that can drop in Selwyn area?

>>594352140
I think you have me confused with the other guy. National got my vote I didnt even send a look to Winston.

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>>594352312
Really shitty, I used to be big time into Instagram but here I have no food worth taking photos of :(
Got apples for dayzz though

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>>594352448
>Selwyn area
he casually mentions a 6000 kmsqr area

Any bud in Hawkes bay, I Swear I've never seen it this dry before

>>594352717
Fine darfield. I just moved here lol

All nz people are faggots come to Australia and you will beaten up especially in western Sydney it is full of arabs and Viet gangs

>>594352648
fuck yeah, apples. what are you in for?

>tfw derpression has come back worse than ever
>feel dizzy all the time
>on edge
>just want to sleep the day away
>no appetite

I don't want to shit the thread up too much I just want to, I don't know, get it off my chest, I guess.

>I feel terrible

>>594352836
As soon as I get on the outside imma track you down anon, look out m8

>>594352837
The only people that move over to Aussie are the ones we didnt really want or need here anyway.

>>594352837
nice to know

>>594352837
You're full of shit. I lived there for two years and its full of filth and scrawny crack heads

there is so many arabs literally more than 150 000 in western Sydney no joke it is so ghetto and dangerous with them here

>>594352837
>implying I didn't used to date a vietnamese qt

>>594352924
Is that a threat or are you helping me out here? Ha

tauranga nudes?

>>594353237
Yo I just moved from there. Lived in pap. You?

>>594352842
Not much really, I decked a cashier at riccarton pak n sav when I was having a anxiety attack and ended running half way across chch from the police. At the time I swear it felt like they where terminators or some shit man. Scary as balls

>>594353421
Are you on the mental health act where they can hold you for upto ten days?

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>>594353421
>running half way across chch from the police
That is fucking impressive actually. Hope you fell better, brosky. Why the panic attacks?

>>594345458
Inb4 devolves into shitflinging like last night

>>594352888
what triggered it?

>>594351260
Can I come live with you in return for labour?

>>594353421
Why no self service dude?

Imma be 21 soon, still a virgin, but I don't care, should I care?

>>594353692
What did I miss? I left to play some GTA

>>594353421
I was there when it was like pipiri and takahe and manuka and shit is it still like that I was in pipiri also does that big filthy samoan called sonny still living there, I lived there for 4 months and fugged a gril in the art room and made out with one of the student nurses but altogether it was the worst days of my life and some cunt hung himself in his room

>>594353929
As long as your hearts in the right place and you got weed. Move right in Buddy

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>>594354004
That was uncalled for.

>>594354062
Two people accusing each other of being cancer around midnight. I abandoned after that. A shame considering it was the first time I ever OP'ed

>>594353740
A few things.

>not a nice person
>awkward as fuck
>not going anywhere in life
>realising more and more that in spite of hard work I'm a geniuely unattractive person and people saying otherwise have simply been very kind or taking the piss
>not that I believed it but these past few days had it hit home a number of times

>>594353340
Papamoa is a shit hole. I'm in the mount.

>>594354062
I have no idea whats going on in the thread either
now, I'm jamming GTA too.

>>594354377

Why is Papamoa a shithole?

>tfw moving there in 3 weeks time.

>>594354170
I don't have it but I can do wonders with a few seeds/cuttings. What area u in?

>>594354291
Sounds almost like a normal night.
>>594354389
iv is my jam and always will be.

>>594354258
Serious question dude. I have severe anxiety and the boring small talk chit chat like checkout people do triggers it like crazy. I can only use self service now.

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YOU BASED FOR THIS ONE MOOT

>>594354529
It isn't. Its 100x more laid back than shiity mt and its more central. Also a lot more development going in soon which is good

>>594354529
It's where all the Merivale off-shoot poor maori's live.

>>594354297
yo the chch mentally ill world is small as fuck do you know sonny that's me used to live in stepping stones

also is that lady with the pink in there? fuck she's a rude ass clown bitch

>>594353661
Long term aniexity problems, she asked me how my day went I flipped. I made it to st martins newworld before they got me haha.
>>594353630
I was but then they drugged me and asked to me to sign some bull shit papers. All I know is it's been a while and I'm still stuck here on level 3 observations.

>>594354537
I'm in whitecliffs glentunnel just passed darfield. I have plants on their way I just want to tie myself over for now.

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>see you later space cowboy

>>594354567
I always thought 4s controls felt super sloppy. I like san andreas the most because when I was young I wanted to be a nigger in a gang so badly.

>>594354567
True. But I delved into an existential crisis due to the realization that these threads are the only highlight of my last three nights. And yet it consisted of utter bollocks.

>>594354799
That's utter bullshit. Its full of retired old bags and rich kids. Have you lived there or do you just talk out your ass

>>594354935
Darfield is chch area right? Man that's a shame. I'm all the way on the shitty Coro

>>594354842
Not in Christchurch but am thinking I might need to see someone about this, but I don't really want to because that would be like admitting defeat.

>i'm shaky
>feel aches all over my body
>on the verge of tears all the time

I'm being a colossal pussy, I know, but I can't help the way I feel.

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>>594355013
I Miss him already
>>594355018
It might just be me but Ive never had a problem but thats probably just me and my love affair with my mouse.
>>594355057
m8 its the highlight of the past 2 years of my life.

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>tfw woke up early from a hangover just to hear HIS voice
that 8hr q&a was comfy af

These threads have been going that long? I only really noticed them the last three months. And have really only just started posting this last fortnight cuz in shylol

>>594355198
That is a shame bet you could bring some of that coro gold magic here with you too. Welcome any time tho if you make it here. We are in the process of buying 4 acres for anyone to park up and live on whether its a tent caravan or build a house. Just pure freedom living.

>>594355479
>posting this last fortnight cuz in shylol
That's cute, bro.

>we're all friends here.

>>594355479
They were pretty shit a while ago mostly just people wanting drugs. I would just pop in every now and then if the preview on page 1 made it look like there was a proper discussion going on.

>>594354860
They tried to do that to me. Luckily I used to abuse the same benzos when I lived in Aussie so they had null effect. They also tried to postpone cause it was a Friday and my psychiatrist went on a 2 month holiday on Thursday.

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>>594355479
>being shy on an anonymous imageboard
what a literal fucking qt

add me on skype :3

>>594355522
If it's magic I sure can't find it. My usual has some pretty bomb shit but it's nowhere near what I expected from the hype. Bro that sounds ideal as fuck. I've been looking for something like that. I've got a wee permanent bivvy out bush a bit but I'd be keen as to actually have somewhere to properly set up a crib

>>594356006
Aren't we all shy before our first thread? I gwt ore shy using on a phone cause I cbf with punctuation do I look like a newfag

>>594356006
Well I wasn't expecting this.

>>594355855
Its fucking bull shit aye, I'm lucky the security is so bad though. Managed to get out a few times allready. I usually just walk down the shops on hoonhay road hundys feed haha

>>594356473
Are you on strict obs? I was in waikari hospital in dunners and could leave anytime as long as I came back the same day

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>>594355855
>noone notices dubs
how strangely comfy these threads are

>tfw generating a tripcode

>removes IDs before retiring
SO FUCKING BASED

>>594356473
used to sneak out when I wasn't under strict watch and buy shitload of sins then deal them on the wards lol

it's all divided now into male female or some shit anyway I'll say it again I fucked a girl in the art room and made out with a student nurse fuck yeah sunnyside

>>594356473
I was in the mental hospital in Tauranga and I wasn't even allowed a pH let alone see the outside world. My room didn't even have a window. I was stuck in a shitty little ward with a 59 year old who thought she was the Queen of raratonga and wanted to marry me. I'd wake up and she would tell me she raped me in my sleep.

>>594355570
I'm so socially retarded that even anonymous is fucking hard for me yo. >>594355694
So I wasn't really missing out then?

>>594357359
And to Make matters worse the caterer's gave me the wrong meal every time. Dont fuck with what little freedom I had left man

>>594357477
you missed a lot of high quality discussions about kpop

>>594350785
Clifton here

>>594357688
Oh good. I hate kpop.

>>594357477
Nah, they go through cycles.

Shit for a while, good for a while. You should have just posted.

>>594357349
>>594356473
DO YOU GET THAT PINTO DRINK SHIT THAT TASTES LIKE STRAIGHT UP THRIFTY
>fuck I hated that.

>>594357871
who's your waifu, my friend?

>>594357916
I should've, I'm the glorious heart of these threads now

Wellington reporting

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What NZ artists do you like?

>Ive been getting into C. Goldie lately.

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CATCH YOU LATER MOOT

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Waifu is a culturally appropriative word and if prefer uiu didn't use it around me pls.

I'm fucking with you. It's Taokaka

>>594355479
What are your thoughts on nz threads?

>>594358643
Owen dippie or O.D his stuff is breathetaking.

listening to the q&a right now....

tfw moot says he used to watch anime...

dunedin no gf reporting in

>>594357715
how's your half house

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>>594358937
goddess > 3d > 2d

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>>594359120
My other waifu > yours

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>>594359020
Not too bad

post your waifus, ill rate them for free

>>594359120
8/10
>>594359354
1/10

>>594358948
Makes a nice change from doing nothing and drinking. Hellz I'm more honest with dese niggaz than anyone else so that's sumthin at least

>>594359087
Of course he was a weeb only a weeb would make this place.

where my Taurangay bros @?

>>594359520
Fuken racest

>>594359762
nah, shes just ugly af, dude

>>594358643
this ur waifu?

8/10

she looks intellectual

Chch reporting in

>>594354031
what day?

>>594359816
NO APPROVE OF MY TASTE VALIDATE ME

ex-tauranga britfag checking in

>>594349803
4/10

she looks like she likes to bite things

not gud
>>594351260
where's this?

>>594360227
Chch Jesus?

>>594360379
My place in chch

>>594360407
Nope, bushinn guy

>>594360522
Any hookups with weed