I propose the notion that we are not taking full advantage of the 'otherkin' phenomenon like we should be. I propose we go to tumblr and start up otherkin pages for all sorts of crazy shit, and draw more attention to these squirrelkin, wolfkin etc. Some suggestions I've come up with/stolen from a previous thread:
Gingerkin (ginger trapped inside a non ginger hair body)
LochNessKin (I need about tree fiddy)
TaylorSwiftkin (this one's possibly my favourite because it would totally creep out Taylor Swift to find out there's a tumblr group that claim they're all Taylor Swift just born in the wrong body)
Open to suggestions /b/
>TaylorSwiftkin (this one's possibly my favourite because it would totally creep out Taylor Swift to find out there's a tumblr group that claim they're all Taylor Swift just born in the wrong body)
Made my day.
does anybody else want to make this girl eat all the eggs? I know I do
This chick is a fucking retard. However, she's sexy af. If I ever ran into her, I'd tell her I'm a squirrel man so I could fuck her. Would even eat nuts all night and climb trees and shit.
There's so much SJW-ing behind this otherkin BS to protect our trolling. I wouldn't be surprised if some of these otherkin actually defend our rights to be this retarded. I want to see how far we can push it
yeah I thought that at first, but it turns out that's not actually a picture of her. She claims she's fat and used a random picture because she wants to protect her real identity.
changed your mind bro? lol it's crazy in itself how much insanity we're willing to excuse for an attractive girl
Especially if their kids show any faggot/abnormal tendencies.
If my kid came up to me and claimed to be "squirrelkin" I'd shoot him with a BB gun until he wised up.
I think if you've raised a halfway intelligent child you shouldn't have to beat anything out of them. You should be able to explain that "hey you can really like that animal or whatever but... you're a human person, and you're going to have to live and function like that"
If they can't understand that I feel like you've already failed... might as well leave them in that animals natural environment and let 'nature' take its course
Foxkin. Induces PTSD to squirrelkin. Post without trigger warnings, as a 'pack' in squirrelkin's blog. Saying she looks tasty and we like a girl with some fat on her as it provides with more nourishment. That an all meat diet is actually the true healthy path, etc.
Basically, we hit all her "triggers" full force and claim its because it is in our true nature.
hahaha she'd totally buy it because we'd be validating her insanity too. "oh we can tell what a tasty piece of squirrel meat you are bitch. We Foxkin.... *licks lips all sly like*"
I have always felt like my parents should have been military air craft
the shit storm of human (human?) rights this creates will be an absolute mindfuck
Well this is odd, and kinda interesting. Just took some tests or whatever, and so I could pretty much be a polymorph. I'll just stay in my wonderland and talk with my tulpa. kek
I identify as /b/tardkin.
I totally was surprised until I realised it wasn't her pic and thought about what eating nuts all day would actually do to a lazy retard. I'd be so much more okay with it if she was skinny lol
I'm such a dick
I've got a lot of free time this week so fuck it. I'm gonna post this over the next several days and see if I can make it happen
I hate this so much. I don't mind if people are over weight, but they should at least acknowledge that they shouldn't be proud of that aspect of themselves.
I feel like it's such a lapse in health that it'd be comparable to saying "I don't shower and I'm proud" "eat my own shit and proud!"
fucking humans. so much brilliance and yet so much utter failure in our species.
Thanks. I think this is shaping up to be one of the few decent ideas I've ever had.
But I've been held back trapped in this shitty not Taylor Swift's body so society not recognising this has definitely limited my abilities
WTF is wrong with you /b/?
CANT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FOLLOW RULE 1 AND RULE 2
How can you argue with people who believe in conspicuously fraudulent fairy tales?
This is just human nature.
it's people thinking that with the increased acceptance of trans people that they can indulge their insane belief that they were born as the entire wrong species. Hence squirrelkin, wolfkin and a bunch of other animals people claim they actually are somehow.
You don't even have to beat them hard, kids are sensative as fuck, even the idea that you are punishing them with violence is enough to send them to tears. Just hit em a few times and they shape right up.