fellow /b/tards I propose the notion that we are not taking

>TaylorSwiftkin (this one's possibly my favourite because it would totally creep out Taylor Swift to find out there's a tumblr group that claim they're all Taylor Swift just born in the wrong body)

Made my day.

I'm in.

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does anybody else want to make this girl eat all the eggs? I know I do

>>593975387
>>593975563
>>593975825
>>593975926

This chick is a fucking retard. However, she's sexy af. If I ever ran into her, I'd tell her I'm a squirrel man so I could fuck her. Would even eat nuts all night and climb trees and shit.

>>593976205
It's just proof people should beat their kids occasionally.

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>>593975509
There's so much SJW-ing behind this otherkin BS to protect our trolling. I wouldn't be surprised if some of these otherkin actually defend our rights to be this retarded. I want to see how far we can push it
>>593976205
yeah I thought that at first, but it turns out that's not actually a picture of her. She claims she's fat and used a random picture because she wants to protect her real identity.

changed your mind bro? lol it's crazy in itself how much insanity we're willing to excuse for an attractive girl

>>593976608
>occasionally
Regularly. ftfy
Especially if their kids show any faggot/abnormal tendencies.

If my kid came up to me and claimed to be "squirrelkin" I'd shoot him with a BB gun until he wised up.

>>593976608

Agreed. My kid could claim to be a dog or some shit up until their 13th birthday. Then I'd beat it out of them in order to save their social life. They'd thank me eventually.

>>593977093
>>593977121
>>593976608
I think if you've raised a halfway intelligent child you shouldn't have to beat anything out of them. You should be able to explain that "hey you can really like that animal or whatever but... you're a human person, and you're going to have to live and function like that"

If they can't understand that I feel like you've already failed... might as well leave them in that animals natural environment and let 'nature' take its course

>>593977763
Faggots like you "raising" children is the sole reason that "otherkin" exist. Kill yourself.

>>593975113

Foxkin. Induces PTSD to squirrelkin. Post without trigger warnings, as a 'pack' in squirrelkin's blog. Saying she looks tasty and we like a girl with some fat on her as it provides with more nourishment. That an all meat diet is actually the true healthy path, etc.

Basically, we hit all her "triggers" full force and claim its because it is in our true nature.

>>593975113
AttackHelicopterKin (attack helicopter trapped inside of a human body)

>>593975113
I am predatorkin then. Not allowing me to hunt and kill otherkin with my bare fists and phantom fangs is to infringe on my rights.

>>593978409
Also, I have hunted 6 so far. My goal is to catch them all.

OrangeJuiceKin you fucking niggers
VITAMIN C IS OUR TRIGGER
Apples are our nemesis
This is the next genesis
A warning to our enemies.
>OrangeJews

>>593975563
inb4 her kids are allergic to almonds

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This woman is going to be an amazing mother.

>>593978127
hahaha she'd totally buy it because we'd be validating her insanity too. "oh we can tell what a tasty piece of squirrel meat you are bitch. We Foxkin.... *licks lips all sly like*"
>>593978178
I have always felt like my parents should have been military air craft
#nobodyunderstands
>>593978409
the shit storm of human (human?) rights this creates will be an absolute mindfuck
>>593978690
kek

>>593979083
As long as I can hunt and kill tumblrinas I don't care.

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>>593975113
Well this is odd, and kinda interesting. Just took some tests or whatever, and so I could pretty much be a polymorph. I'll just stay in my wonderland and talk with my tulpa. kek

>>593976627
>she's fat
Some surprise there!

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I identify as /b/tardkin.

>>593980320
I totally was surprised until I realised it wasn't her pic and thought about what eating nuts all day would actually do to a lazy retard. I'd be so much more okay with it if she was skinny lol
I'm such a dick

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I've got a lot of free time this week so fuck it. I'm gonna post this over the next several days and see if I can make it happen

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>>593975387
>I'm overweight and proud!

bumping for potential

>>593980966

Ingenious.

>>593980993
I hate this so much. I don't mind if people are over weight, but they should at least acknowledge that they shouldn't be proud of that aspect of themselves.

I feel like it's such a lapse in health that it'd be comparable to saying "I don't shower and I'm proud" "eat my own shit and proud!"

fucking humans. so much brilliance and yet so much utter failure in our species.

>>593980966
god i hop so. im in transition right now. so the propper term would be transswift but do you dare call me transtaytay. thats OUR word

>>593981472
Thanks. I think this is shaping up to be one of the few decent ideas I've ever had.

But I've been held back trapped in this shitty not Taylor Swift's body so society not recognising this has definitely limited my abilities

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WTF is wrong with you /b/?
CANT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FOLLOW RULE 1 AND RULE 2

>>593981826
>but do you dare call me transtaytay. thats OUR word
>thats OUR word
OP here
I fucking love you, so much lulz right now haha

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How can you argue with people who believe in conspicuously fraudulent fairy tales?

This is just human nature.

I love this thread so much its turning me into a 593975113threadkin

>>593982121
>fraudulent fairy tales
nigga you best not be trying to say that I'm NOT Taylor Swift

That is ignorant to Swiftkin/Transwift people everywhere

What the fuck is Otherkin? And can I put my dick in it?

>>593975113

muppetkin -- doesn't really "feel alive" unless there's a hand shoved up his ass (e.g: OP)

>>593977093
Fucking this.

>>593982436
it's people thinking that with the increased acceptance of trans people that they can indulge their insane belief that they were born as the entire wrong species. Hence squirrelkin, wolfkin and a bunch of other animals people claim they actually are somehow.

>>593977093
You don't even have to beat them hard, kids are sensative as fuck, even the idea that you are punishing them with violence is enough to send them to tears. Just hit em a few times and they shape right up.

>>593982703

So morons trying to get away with behaving 5 years old again.

>I can put my dick in this.

>>593977763

>don't beat your kids
>just leave them to die in the wild

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>>593982462
Kek

>>593975113

Go fuck yourself you mentally ill tumblr shit.