NZ thread.

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Is good to be home

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>>593539435
Lets make this one political
http://tvnz.co.nz/votecompass

>>593539435
no

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>>593539435
Sup NZbuds I'm the guy who usually spams these threads with crap. I still feel good about myself. So you all have fun!

pic: it's the only image in my downloads folder.

Reporting In.

Studylink paid my fees, looks like I'm getting marked bros

>>593539796
Are u from wellington?

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Hello, boys!

>>593540157
No nigga im a Palmy student lol
In Auckland for summer

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>>593539796
Hmm I wonder what my political bent is...

>>593540103
while I'm here how do you all feel about becoming a republic?

>>593540205
>>593540103
KISS

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>>593540103
LITERALLY

W
H
O
?

>>593540103
The shit and animal porn?

Why not just have little chit chats with your mates, mate?

>>593540148
As an Aussie what's studylink?

>>593540442
no.... the random images and RMS/GNU spam.

i bet nobody here knows this dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7jZsGyk7gs

>>593540624
>>593540425

>tfw you saw Stephen Fry hanging around the kindy down the street

>>593540589
Naughty boy.

>>593540624
He looks like he has sucked a lot of dick

>>593540148
Nice, my one just changed from "Contract has been returned" to "Confirming Study details" so I should all good soon too.

>>593540793
I do need a spanking.

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the heat never bothered me anyway~

>>593540752
Ok

>>593540897
*spanks with my dick*

>>593540538
Think of the smelliest shit you've ever taken. Imagine that shit boiling up and causinf a catastrophe the size of 20 9/11's.

Studylink is New Zealands system for students covering their tuition fees.


>>593540857
I'm still not getting paid living costs cause 1 summer school paper + sem 1 doesn't equal full time. I have to enrol in sem 2

>>593540538
The guys that issue out student loans and similar for uni students

>>593541001
*puts on pantyhose and wig*
*opens wide*

>>593540538
Student loans and shit m8

>>593540157
u wanna sum fuk?

>>593541219
This is a decent meme

>>593541156
student loans?

tl;dr is it better or worse than the Aussie system of interest free loans scaled by CPI.

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>tfw too hot to go clubbing

>>593540821
YOUR MOTHERS DICK

>>593541219
different guy (or girl, if you prefer that) but I wanna sum fukz

>>593541219
does ur name start with a "c"

Well I saw some isis execution vids today
Being a normalfagg they really get your jimmies rustled
Oh and im glad we dont have nigger niggers here lads

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post them fucken nudes yo

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There are no parties I really like, so I vote green just to have a third reasonably large party

>>593541368
last time i ask for sum wanna sum fuk, i was left alone in a bar.

>>593540897
I'll give you one if you really want but you can't cry when I call you a gaycunt, ok?

>>593540931
Fuck you've got a pretty mouth.

>>593541001
lolol homo omg

>>593541405
no it doesn't starty with a C

>>593541417
Your post screams "reddit"

>>593540377
>http://tvnz.co.nz/votecompass
Plz no
I love ole Lizzy
>>593541466
But Winston is the hero we need

>>593541302
i wouldnt know, don't know much about aus and their systems. But if it's shit, then I guess it's probably the same for you guys

>>593541504
>I'll give you one if you really want but you can't cry when I call you a gaycunt, ok?
Can I get extremely turned on, even though I think I'm straight.. ok I'm hard just typing this.

>>593541524
Yes it does u little, bitch. DONT LIE

>>593541303
You are pretty sexy, I must admit.

>>593541417
>Oh and im glad we dont have nigger niggers here lads
Haha, so you think...

>>593541466
>so I vote green just to have a third reasonably large party
I can't, I just can't.

>>593541572
the faggot running the place has/is trying to change it to have interest.

>>593541525
Nah dont really touch reddit

>>593541616
Well, yeah, that's the point, bro.

>the point is for me to tease you for being hard
>how fucking new are you lol

>>593541504
Fuck up you yellow cunt

>>593541672
damn, i'm always setting up these jokes for you

>>593541550
Winston is a likeable person, his party is retarded though

>>593541672
Does it make you feel mad? It's not like it affects me much

>>593541814
lol, I think most of my blood is in my penis.

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EVERY NIGHT

FRIDAY NIGHT

>>593541672
Also I thought the internet party was going to be a good choice, but it was hijacked and turned into a joke

I gave myself an accidental facial last night

I shouldve pointed ny dick down

>>593541912
Ron Mark might be ok as a leader I come from the town he was mayor in before election Hes pretty alright. NZfirst just needs a purge of the old guard need a better mix of old and new not just old

>>593541814
I also cross dress if you are into that. :)

Any political parties on the left apart from Winston (fuck the immigrants) can burn in a hellfire

>>593541815
You leave my teeth out of this!

>>593541821
Yeah, I've said it before and I'll say it again, you are very sweet to me.

>>593541912
>It's not like it affects me much
Fuck, I can't even, the nonsense you are spewing is just, fuck...

>>593542039
Do you have a pirate party?

Can I take a guess did the internet party get hijacked by sjws?

>>593541462
Omg perfection. Facebook?

>>593542039
>I thought the internet party was going to be a good choice
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Why?
Fucking idiots

THANKS NEW ZEALAND, HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE THERE IN 2008, YOU GUYS ARE COOL

>>593542210
Thats my sister u bitch

>>593542271
country?

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>>593541655
why would you insult someone anonymously on an anonymous image board?

Who wants to see my sisters dick

>>593541997
Just wait until all of my cock is in your boipussy, bro.

>>593542039
Yeah, same, it got hijacked quick.

>>593542122
I'm into guys, bro, none of that gay shit.

>>593542147
This but even his party is getting hijacked by lefties.

>Curwen.

>>593542357
me... don't care if it's your sister or not.

>>593542197
It was just set up so Dotcom could get his revenge on John through teaming up with Lefties who hate him.

>>593542461
>I'm into guys, bro, none of that gay shit
At least call me a worthless slut then :) and you have a deal.

>>593542357
Ripleys Believe It Or Not.

Has anyone tried sucking their own dick

>>593542280
Well friend. I think she got all the good jeans

>>593542606
Can't reach.

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>>593542334
Im from Brazil, stayed mostly in tauranga but went often to auckland and traveled to a bunch of other cities

>>593542271
>HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE THERE IN 2008
Funny because that's when a lot of our current problems came to the surface...

Give me 5 good reasons why u guys dont give self blowjobs

>>593542590
>At least call me a worthless slut then
You sound like my type of bottomslut, bro.

>>593542147
Id probably be ok with them if they dropped their bitching and cherry picked 'facts' but those are liberal traditions

>>593541679
while studying, or only after finishing study?

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>tfw you're in love with a Godde

>>593542850
:) you into bondage/humiliation?

>>593542696
>tauranga
That's not a real place?

>>593542939
Ja.

>>593542696
Thoughts on NZ and NZers faggot?

>>593542939
Im into rape

>>593542869
You pay it off as part of your taxable income.

>>593542670
and all the good genes too

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Hutt valley reporting in
Hey fuckers, how are you all doing?

>>593542851
Who did you vote for
Yeah I fucking hate liberals

>>593543064
>>593543019
I can just grab my passport and come to NZ from AU right? Don't ask for permission just use these holes.

Reporting from Maramarua, Waikato.

any hamiltonion shitlords?

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i fucking hate mondays....

>>593543094
Hmm, I guess you guys have a little harder. What about other financial aids? Do students have any of those?

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>>593539796
>>593539796

>>593542696
Ah alright cool mate.

>>593542830
1. Because I'm not gay
2. Because I can't reach
3. Because I"m on a nofap (Yes, it counts)
4. Because my house is full with people
5. Because fuck you, that's why

>>593542958
I didnt got the joke bro, its a city in bay of plenty

>>593543044
Chill as fuck country with lots of cool stuff to do, i loved people from nz , except maoris, most maoris i met werent really nice to us.
I loved bungee jumping, sky diving and surfing.. and since i was really young i loved the weed and partying

>>593543165
Better now you are here.

>>593543254
Yes, hurry up.

>>593543307
>Maramarua, Waikato.
How many cows do you have?

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>TFW a trap with these political leanings

I am the unicorn

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>19 days into my new years res and i still haven't reset my last.fm plays

based fucking me

>>593543476
>its a city in bay of plenty
No it's not, you're making that up to conruse us.

>>593543497
Aww thanks...
You made me feel funny inside...

>>593543476
Yeah maoris are cunts
Better then most natives
Still cunts

Aayyy MONgreL MOB BLT

BLOOODDDYZZZ

>>593541462
Anymore nicole? She went to a school near me.

>>593543515
That you Snape?

>>593543613
I am proud of you.

>don't you ever forget it.

>>593543171
National. They can be assholes and they are wrong on a few things but there is no perfect political party. Just hope the fix the immigration issue and Ole Bill English manages to fix the blowout with treaty settlements otherwise they can keep doing what they are doing we need a surplus before we can do any decent amount of social spending. Too many people just want to tax and spend.

>>593543667
>You made me feel funny inside...
Funny, because I'm not laughing.

Pussy pussy

>>593543422
If you and your parents are poor you get a bit of help. That's about it.

>>593543613
Good work

>>593543683
>tfw Mongrel Mob are irrelevant

why live?

>>593543638
Yeah whatever

>>593543673
I had some friends who where beaten and mugged by some maoris so i kinda hated them and thought of them as the nz nigger equivalent

But the white people were really welcoming and cool to foreigners

>>593543497
None, funny cunt.

>>593543805
I think it was the pizza
It's good to be here though
You guys are alright

>>593541462
>y
>>>
> Anonymous 01/19/15(Mon)20:40:26 No.593541474▶
>>>593541368
man wtf i know her, who did you get nudes from>

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>>593539435

This is what the internet thinks you guys is

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>mfw NZ threads are always the same
>mfw people think these threads are what NZ is about

nelson/blenheim here waiting for the time that sportsbro jak and niggers come tbh the highlight of my day

>>593543673
>Yeah maoris are cunts
Do they enjoy petrol sniffing?

>>593544044
ahahaahh top one is me.

>>593543999
>You guys are alright
u 2 we are all friends here

>>593544086
>NZ Maori
>Affording petrol
Pick one

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>>593543683
Mongrel Mob Bacon Lettuce Tomato?

>>593544044
Bottom one is me

>>593544163
Good job
you are an inspiration to us all

>tfw there's a mosque and a sikh temple around my area.

>>593542461
lel do you have beef with curwen

>>593544163
>top one is me
I thought you were a bottom?

post picture pls pal

>>593544311
>Bottom one is me
post pics

post some clean green nz pussy anon

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EVERYTHING WILL BE FIRE

>>593543848
whats the income cap?

>>593544311
>>593544224

U guys r fuking faggs

>>593544336
the is a fucking temple up the hill from where i live
i don't know what they worship there but they fucking walk up and down everyday

>>593544504
I think its 80k at home 95k away from home? or 90k cant remember

>>593544355
Nah I've only seen him and his stuff on facebook but he's a bit of a SJW to a degree (while also pissing them the fuck off).

I want to know what trouble he's in though.

your thread a shit

>>593544638
Hey look, a tomato

>>593544445
>>top one is me
>I thought you were a bottom?
>
>post picture pls pal

I probably should start whoring my ass on the net.

>>593544570
u 2

>>593544504
90k combined I think. At least it was 4 years ago

>>593544638
Is that a picture of Keira Knightly?

>>593544501
Theres no sound

>>593544732
No time like the present

>and it would be a present

>>593544813
Def would fuxk that bitch on the right

Loving the dark lipstick

>>593544976
LOL I know her. Bella right?

>>593544764

Only when I'm in drag

>>593544813
The cat ears do it for me
Either of them will do

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i think it was around this time last year that IDs were back

hope they don't come back this time

you based for this one moot

Guess what im listening to, bitches

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Get on my level you faggots.

>>593545331
Taylor swift

>>593545304
Why is Yoona so qt?


>>593545331
loligrindpornocore

>>593545331
Lana Del Rey?

>>593545331
some nigger with a jewish agent?

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>>593544866
turn your motherfucking speakers up

i'm blasting MBDTF right now

>>593545355
I wish I could be that
No even kidding

>>593545355

Link, cunt.

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>>593545331
Merzbow?

>>593544595
>>593544774
Yeah, all in all, I'd say we both have similar, fucked up student services.

>>593545549
http://tvnz.co.nz/votecompass

>>593544881
Names? I think I know them. Georgette and Hugo?

god tier nz music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3euc9pmst4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIySfQ6Qurs

>>593545331
rr mum getting fuck

>>593545549
in the OP
>>593545544
It is easy. You start by being born a slav, the rest comes naturally. Hard work and hating lefties is in my blood.

>>593545686
Madeline Shaw

>>593545331
Dylan Frater

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>>593539435
This was pretty good

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>>593545698
that's not the feelers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hRxBkeAZA0

>>593545870
Adidas on your body?

Is DotCom a jew?

>>593541462
she from Dunedin?

Anyone here went/go to Liston college?

>>593545331
NEW BORK
E
W

B
O
R
K

>>593546108
Housebound was better

>>593546168
No hes just fat

>>593545086
whos this

>>593544277
kek

>>593546198
my cousin went to liston college.

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>>593546133
Squatting is my bane. Also I have an accent that noone understands until have spoken to me for 5 minutes or more.

>>593546255
Is that why they needed a helicopter and guys with machine guns?

>>593541417
I had a couple of black mates in high school. They're nothing like "niggers" IMO. They were pretty chill dudes.

>>593544277
Well it is getting p cheap these days

Nelson/blenheim here who wants to see my dick

Nicki Minaj is an alright rappHER

>>593546246
never seen it, will check it out

>>593541417
the black dudes in new zealand i know are all pretty cool.

Wussup bitches hastings-fag here

Add my snapchat, hipster-gandalf
20/M
Girls send nudes pl0x

>>593546676
HER ass is more than alright

>>593546559
I had a couple of black mates in school. Now I hear one of them is arrested for kidnapping. Decile 10 private school graduate here.

>>593546198
Yes I did
7 years
Proof
Chris Rooney

>>593546382
What year did he graduate?

>>593546832
2012

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>>593546746
You mean Somalis?

>>593546558
Police in NZ are overenthusiastic.

>>593546792
Rooney died of aids last year you insensitive faggot

>>593546832
2012

>>593546903
Wtf really?

>>593546882
Nope, Maori.

>>593546558
No I have a feeling that was because he had his own helicopter and weapons and they were unsure how the man would react.
>>593546435
Where in Serbistan do you hail from?

>>593547036
What is this and do they fuck you when you study?

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>>593547036

>>593547036
Can i get the one on the right?

>>593546901
Talking about overenthusiasm, I got a formal warning from a cop last week after some bitch accused me of threatening her online between 2010 and mid last year.

>>593547111
They sent counter-terrorism dudes after someone involved with a civil matter of copyright infringement.

Probably a feminist

Advance dear Liston year by year
Graduated 2012
Fuck that school

>>593547233
feminist

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>>593547111
I am the slaviest.

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>>593547196
Sure why not?

>>593546995
>Wtf really?
how should I know? I'm from Australia

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who here taking advantage of no IDs and forcing the fuck out of theirs memes?

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>>593547233
>>593547242
That's why I am going to the Defence Force.

>>593547446
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS

>>593547330
So you would've known my cousin then. Unless you are my cousin? What's your nash?

>>593547354
Sweet.
what kind of condition is she in?

>>593547333
Yup. But 'mentally ill'. Fuckloads of pics on her Tumblr with scars from self-mutilation (now deleted).

Any qt traps here?

>>593547343
Russia is best slav.

>>593547560
second hand bro

>>593547596
Yes, this guy

>>593547446

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but don't force yourself

that's no no

>>593547446
Meme forcing? No
Being an asshole that I would otherwise not be? Yes

your thread still a shit

>>593547661
wow I thought that was a chick till you said so.

>>593547658
Damn, you can never find girls like that in mint condition...

>>593547560
Dunno mate, beats me.

>>593547608
Thank you, comrade.

>>593547715
FUCK U BMW BITCH

>>593547544
Im not your cousin lol I would have known him though
I have no idea what nash means
Newfagg here

>>593547766
Ye me too

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>>593544501
I love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1o1LgGlV88

>>593547788
>beats me.
Don't let her do that bro

>>593547768
dont worry, bro. She's refurbished, meaning she's in just as good condition as before

Fuck all the K-whores. This thread needs more kawaii.

>>593547791
Give Putin my best.
Also Crimea is yours. You can keep

>>593547957
Gross

>>593547837
Nationality. How can you be so sure I'm not your cousin?

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>>593547939

>>593547805
why would you call out someone you don't even know that has been saying your thread a shit for a while now.

>>593548061
Im white

>>593547954
Sounds good, the last one i had went absolutely nuts, shaved half of her head

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>>593547837
how new we talking here?

>>593547927
ily2~

>>593547957
yo! you wanna fight?

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>>593547927
mfw

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>>593547957
I'll take advantage of the lack of ID's to say

Perfume > All Kpop

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I'm looking for a facebook profile I can copy and use for a fake account, preferably a nigger with an open profile, lots of swag and pictures.

Thanks from Auckland xoxo

>>593548135
Nah, you aren't my cousin then. He was smart as fuck though apparently (according to his prizegriving award in 2012.

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>>593548202
>perfectly fine skyline

>>593548281
or how about not be an ugly cunt and take your own pictures...

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Welly fags where you at ?

Where can i find more pictures of NZ sluts?

>>593548418
Your moms phone

>>593548240
shame about their faces tho :/

>>593548412
u wanna sum fuk?

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>>593548412
I'm here
fucking bored

>>593548418
facebook

>>593548524
Why are those sheep humping her head and arms?

>>593548240
SNSD IN 2 YEARS IM YOONA FAR LEFT

>>593548524
>>593548412
which one of you cunts were meant to come to Bristol?

Where the welly noods?

>>593548633
Lol jack?

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>>593548506
Easy there mate...

>>593548598
Fuck knows why, probably a sheep shagger

>>593548633
Don't look at me