Whats the worst way to die /b/

>>593483952
Being you

Being lit on fire then extinguished.

>>593483952
Getting slowly squashed between two slabs of red-hot metal until you're nothing but charred paste.

Post gore/torture gifs and pics please

>>593483952
being mixed with nigger genetics

>>593483952
whats this from?

>>593483952
Locked in a one way glass sound proof box on a busy street untill your stave to death as you watch the world walk around you not caring or seeing you.

Violent actions with schizophrenia triggered by a lsd trip.

You thought you were going to have a good time and then cops have to shot you.

I think it's a bad way to die because you don't know what's happening and it's more of a mental pain than anything.

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>>593484271
i work with one of these things. And i feel like such a fucking dick, but whenever me and another worker are working around this machine i constantly fantasy about over powering his short ass, throwing him in there and crushing him to death. But id never do that, that seems like a dick move. But i probably could if i wanted too.

Having your anus stretched out until it bleeds with molten lead being poured into it while listening to blood on the dance floor

>top that

>>593483952
Someone I know recently jumped off a crane.

>>593484964
huh... that is kind of fucked up. Or like a retard trying to pet a tiger.

>>593483952
http://youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y

>>593485041
Know him out and tie him to the handle with some of that metal wire you use while the machine is closed. .

>>593485243
He probly was in a lsd trip

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>>593483952
This

>>593485285
Imagine superman murdering you with a spoon. People try to stop him but he's fucking superman. Nobody on the entire planet could stop him, and the world needs super man so they just put up with it. Whenever you beg someone to help you they just kinda look at you and go "sorry man. What the fuck do you want me to do?"

Drowning in shit is the worst

>>593483952
Coarse sandpaper floor that moves, in a room with no way out, obviously.

>>593485792
How the fuck is drowning the worst? Just inhale water and die within seconds.

>>593485719
lulz

link to the vid pls

>>593485946
>in shit

>>593485549
Ide rather die by fire than drowning or water boarded to death

>>593485946
Says the faggot with no understanding of death by drowning.

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>>593485946
>in shit

I'm sure you enjoy gulping down turds on a daily basis so you're somewhat desensitized, but the rest of us would consider asphyxiation via butt nuggets a pretty shitty way to die. Pun definitely intended.

>>593483952
Being fed through a wood chipper feet first.

You get to experience all that pain as you slowly see those blades coming. That is if you don't pass out from the pain

>>593485041
some kid got crushed by one in California a few years ago. the company I work for now only allows 3 employees with keys to use the bailer.

>>593486278
you see now we're getting somewhere.

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>>593483952
Alone.

People who counterfeited money were boiled to death during the Middle Ages and the Modern Period.

Being up 16-0 and losing to the Seahawks in the last 5 minutes of the game.

>>593483952
Blind folded, hands tied behind back, thrown off the top of a building. Individuals in the Middle East have been doing this recently. Scares me to death just thinking about it.

>>593486457
>water boarding kills

lel

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Maybe this

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probably being stabbed whilst raped.

>>593486846
GET A DOG YOU FUCKING RETARD!

>>593483952
Probably in a fire. Yeah, I'm going to say death by fire is probably the worst way. Or being eaten alive by thousands of insects.

>>593486708
where i work the managers allow the guy with autism to use it, and anyone else that wants to take the time to tie one up

>>593483952
by putting it in writing?

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>>593486457
The beauty of the brazen bull is you don't die from smoke inhalation. You're trapped in a metal container that slowly cooks you. You watch your skin blister and crack. Parts of your epidermis begin to slide off your body. Eventually your brain is cooked and you die of heat stroke, but it would be the most painful 15-20 minutes of your life.

Drowning would be over within a few minutes.

Hear drowning sucks.
Apparently Helium inhalation is a shit way too

Nothing beats scaphism though.

>>593486846
/thread

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

This shit.

>>593487705
kek the fucker to the right is laughing

>>593488240
Helium is painless

>>593483952
I wish those videos still existed.
Ole' Lake and his gook.

>>593488698
Which is the one that makes you cough up blood?

>>593488175
And an even more fucked up twist of fate. They would throw slaves in here. Imagine being a 10/10 slave girl fuck toy for a bunch of ugly, rich governors only to have your life suddenly and horribly ended because some faggot wanted to impress his friends by being edgy. Your life is being a fucking white sex toy and your life is ended in the most painful way imaginable.

They also threw random civilians in here too. For example they'd find a random person on the street who was at the wrong place at the wrong time and throw his ass in there. Imagine walking to get your wife some shoes and a bunch of fucking greeks throw you in here.

>>593488781
details on the video?

>>593485946
i don't think you fully understand the diver's reflex

you can't just "inhale water" and die, your body physically won't let you

most drowned bodies are found with no water in the lungs, your brain shuts off your windpipe and you die from hypoxia of the brain.

>>593488175
You pass out from the pain within a minute.

>>593484658
leonard lake
>>593488781
google is your friend

>>593488882
probably something that will react with the water vapor in your lungs to make acid

>>593488947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzSJQ2-hI0A

>>593488175
i would think the hot air would sear your lungs and make you suffocate before that

this --> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-JvJoyWKUHQ

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>>593485920
This, for sure. Would take hours, if not days, of your clothes then skin slowly being grated away from your body. Can't think of a way to make it quicker. I'd have to say teeth removed first so you couldn't try and bite any of your major arteries.

>>593488941
also, the acoustics of the insides made the screams sound like a bull call, so to someone unaware of the person inside it just looked like a feat of engineering that makes a noise when heated

>>593484243
This. Being lit, being extremely burned all over, being put out, and then going on for a few days and then die.

>>593488882
any corrosive chemical

chlorine gas is brutal

>>593488941
good times

>>593489493
would they not just roll against the wall?

>>593483952
ants

>>593489493
>filename
>morbid channel

>>593488990
i always thought it was weird that the body just does that, like, you just can't make it do certain things.

>>593489229
My heart is fucking sinking. Jesus fuck... god dam man. Fucking fuck why did you have to show me this.

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>>593489832

>>593489493

Snap own neck

>>593489419
Number 4 though

>>593483952

Drowning in sewage but be revived just to be force right back into the sewage and drown in it again and again to the point your own body dies from poisoning of the sewage


Truth be told I actually had this nightmare but what made it worst was I was OP in the nightmare and my death in the nightmare was my only way to un-OP myself

Dear fucking god I do not want to be OP ever fucking again

>>593488064
That's nice of your boss to allow you to use it.

>>593489936
the nervous system is a magical thing

>>593489493
the thing about putting someone in there is if i was in there with a friend we'd both talk about who was going to get killed and we'd allow that person to die. We'd then get the other persons teeth and try to cut our own wrist while the body isn't mushed.

>>593487705
Every time we have this thread eventually everybody agrees that the worst way to die is
Scaphism, also known as the boats
The condemned would be stripped naked and fed — forcibly, if necessary — a large quantity of milk and honey. More honey would then be smeared on their skin, with some accounts suggesting that it would especially be applied around the genitals, anus, eyes, nose and mouth. They would then be bound in place sandwiched between the two boats, or two hollowed tree trunks, with their head, hands and feet exposed. The entire contraption would then be left in the sun or floated on a stagnant pondThe honey smeared on the condemned’s skin quickly attracted biting flies, wasps, and other insects, who would begin to gnaw on their flesh. Meanwhile, the large quantity of milk and honey consumed by the condemned caused them to swiftly develop severe diarrhea. The unpleasantness of laying naked in your own liquid waste was soon compounded as insects found their way between the boats and began to feed and breed in the feces and flesh of the condemned. As burrowing maggots and chewing insects severed the blood vessels in the condemned’s limbs, the flesh turned gangrenous and began to rot away while the condemned still lived in horrifying agony.

In some cases, the condemned would continue to be fed milk and honey daily to prevent starvation or dehydration from ending their torment early. It is believed that the condemned would eventually die of a combination of dehydration, exposure to the elements, and septicemia as their own fecal material and that of the hundreds of insects gnawing their way through him mingled with his blood.

Here you go, faggots. Blindfolded, stretched naked over a low heat source. You'll be sandblasted at irregular intervals, the grit and air slowly skinning swaths of epidermis away until you are literally covered with road rash. In between sprays you're doused with salty lemon juice. Throughout the entire session you'll be forced to listen to music with the lyrics turned down and the bass and treble will fluctuate randomly, as well as the volume and playing speed- so you'll never be able to recognize the tune as a source of comfort. You'll be forced to listen to recorded tapes of your loved ones being tortured in the same way, and you'll be forced to listen to their begging pleas and screams of anguish. You'll have to live of their raw flesh as it's forced down your throat. You persecutors will repeatedly sodomize you with horse sized cocks, then bengay will be applied liberally to your stretched rectum. As you scream, a weedeater will be used to mutilate your genitals over the course of three weeks. After a month of this, if you manage to last this long, your body will be immersed in a vat of bleach as alcohol is slowly dripped into your system while pure oxygen is forced into your lungs- and you'll have no way to beg as your body slowly starts to dissolve and you slip away into unconsciousness.

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>>593490476

>>593490318
Dear god that is horrifying

I would hte to be OP in the nightmare too man

This world is scary

>>593488941
And an even more fucked up twist of fate: Perillos, the guy that designed the brazen bull for Phalaris, was its first victim.

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>>593490476

>>593490775
HATE***

>>593484152
You fucked up

1000 year digestion by a sarlacc

>>593484694

wow man thats a good one

>>593490655
Well, I mean, that DOES sound pretty bad....

>>593484271
ah fuck dude, your imagination is fucking scary.

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>>593490476
lel i was expecting that

cheeky bastard

>>593483952
I'd imagine it would probably be burning to death.

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>>593489241
Sounds like you're an expert on the subject. Please do enlighten me- what is the temperature required to "sear" a human bronchiole?

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The longest death imaginable.

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Dying like this guy would be pretty awful

Hisashi Ouchi