*these are your best magazines? You gotta readers digest from 2012 and a no golf magazine? Seriously whats up with that?*
Only seat open and fatty mcfatass is halfway on it....
I had a 2:30 and it's 2:45, swear to GOD I'm going to say something.... I'll give them 5 more minutes.
The Doctor will see you now
Hey guys, uh not that i need to release a volcanic eruption out of my anus or release the fountain of a thousand suns out of my penis or anything, but I just want to know where the restroom is, just in case you know?
Yeah! That's me!
...I mean, that's me. Thank you.
I wouldn't want to bother you, sir, but you look really flustered. Would you like a glass of water? You look like you could use some help: do you want me to call for a doctor?
*laughs at cis white privileged male scum because of many years of impenetrable neck armor or as scum call it "fat" while explaining how being a werewolf is the best way to be*
obligatory kid playing with wooden bead maze
a..are you here for a prostate exam as well?
>shifts in seat
>everyone in the room fucking stares
*Enter the room and stare in disbelief as loud kids are running all over the place, while an armed man is pointing his weapon at the rest of the people, one of which is jerking off the guy next to him*
>person across the room coughed a split second before me, not enough time to stop my cough
*another person coughs and another*
>everyone, including me thinks "Oh god, they think I only coughed because that guy coughed, but I really just needed to, it's not related to his coughing at all
>first guy hides a smile, because he knows what everyone is thinking
*Stands In Middle of Room. and Removes Coat*
*Screams* ALLAH ACKBAR
*Blows everyone up kills everyone*
The doctor will be with you in a minute.
Please take a seat in the waiting room.
Hey y'all I'm bill and I'm gonna sing a song today
Welllllllll I like pies chicken meat balls chicken human goat me me s money and food
Dad suck my balls dad suck my balls dad's da
I like women men children fathers neon people seen ckeo
Dads suck my sucks mans suck my ducks do do do
this shit only happens after 3 hours of waiting
i always love the levels of awkwardness i get to
level one : first 30-50 minutes awkwardly staring anywhere not trying to look people directly in the eyes breathing slowly and also a little scared
level 2 after 1 hour
a little more chilled out not really caring anymore
level 3 after 1 hour 30 minutes
i could do anything i like i dont give a fuck anymore fuck these people why am i waiting so long
EVERY FUCKING TIME
*covers nose and mouth*
COVER YOUR MOUTH
*trying to avoid eye contact with mind reader*
*instinctively think of something else in case he really turns out to be a mind reader*
*realize all I can think of are dicks, because my first though was "don't think about dicks"*
*look up in shock, trying to read from his face if he now thinks I am gay*
Speak out before I can stop my self "I am not gay."
>All eyes on me
*sitting silently here for all the time, one leg crossed over the other like a sir*
*finally my name is beeing called, i stay up, leg slept in and now control of it*
*fall right at the floor face first*