New card. What do you think?

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>>593373346

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>>593373346
What do you think about mine ?

>>593374709
nice
lets see paul allan's card

>>593375173
>suble offwhite coloring
>tasteful thickness
>even has a watermark

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>>593375173

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Just got mine yesterday fresh from print. Would love to hear your opinion on it gentlemen.

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>>593375173
o god

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>>593375173

>>593375258
>>593375282
something's wrong? Patrick? you're sweating

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I fucking love you /b/

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>>593375503

>>593375503
i have to return some video tapes

>>593373346
smells good, patrick

>>593375314
>not offwhite coloring
>0 watermarks
you even trying?

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>>593375173

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>>593375986
Interesting. I see this is a party of fine tastes and of a discerning eye. I usually save this card for 'special' clients, don't want to waste the good stuff on the riff-raff. Feast your eyes gentlemen.

>>593375314
>not using lexicon as a font

and there is called a "bone marrow white" color, the standard for cards. it's the 21st century dude.

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>>593375173

>>593376737
Have you seen my 'special' client card? I'm more than certain that will meet to your standards. >>593376437

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>>593375173

I've seen the film but only once and a long time ago so I don't really get what the fuck is going on in this thread.. Feels bad bro.

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>>593375173

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>>593377507
then watch the film

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>>593375173

>>593377685
fucking kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQzDeEtbvME
here