>be me, 18
>been janitor for over a year at shitty job
>manager is an asshole, hates white people
Trips decide how I get fired.
>will take video/recording of the incident
>inb4 kill someone
>inb4 cum related answers
You have 3 hours until my shifts over.
first thing first
1.find some paint or a magic marker and leave behind you some memories. I would prefer a swatztica or 100 but it's really up to you. Make sure you hide some of them so the management doesn't find everything right away.
2. take out your dick and take a piss while your are walking down the corridor.
3. take a dump in a bag and give it to your boss as a parting gift.
Tell her that you want to boo a joins limo fgts is the only thing that would have to take the lead to the gym today and it was the best of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the same as thing is a good idea but of the year of the best of the day before my alarm goes of my friends
The only thing is I have a lot more than one of my way back from the same as a whole new level and it was a great little time to go home to the point of view is that I have to go home to the point of view is that it would mean the the world and I have a lot more than one million dollars for a long day ahead tomorrow and the only best of all the best thing about to get the same hang
Taking out trash now.
OP will delivar
The best thing to say it was the best of luck with the best thing to say it was the first half of the best of the year and the other hand is the only one that is a good time with the best of luck with the same thing to say that I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of my favorite part of the day I have a good time with the same thing to say it is not the same thing as the first half of the best thing ever I go back and I don't think that I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of my favorite part of the day I have a good idea time I get a my this one was injured in the morning and I'm just a few years ago when the first half and half the things I do want.
>Poo in foil
>wrap up turd and poke holes in foil
>repeat as many times as you can be assed
>place (hide) foilturds behind radiators, in heating vents, anywhere giving off heat
>leave one in boss' office
get with her in somewhere private and punch yourself really hard (like in fight club). when securitys or coworkers come in be on your knees and beg her to stop. after that you can become like a real good guy because you did not wont to punch a woman. even in self defense.
or rape her... it's all up to you pal
Draw a swastika on your chest, walk in bosses office ask if she has a white sheet and a pair of scissors you can borrow.
>went to bathroom.
>pushed and strained
I just ate but I probably won't have the shits til tommorow, so until then 69 gets to choose an alternative
>sorry for being a faggot, /b/
>get fired from janitor job
>apply to other jobs
>won't hire you because you got fired for retarded reasons at previous job
Think ahead, anon. Put in your notice and start looking for other work now.
Pour out all cleaning supplies. Piss all over every toilet seat. Clog a top floor toilet. Wet paper towels and stick them to the ceilings. Get all trash from womens facilities and spread across men's facilities. Pee on all toilet paper in every stall or at least get them damp with water. Be satan of toilet.
walk up and stare maneger ded serius in eyes and exclaim laoudly that you will settle for nothing but a pairaise equal to the amount of grams of her pussyjuice you can swallow. or cum if its a dude.
Become friends with manager, tell her, I know it hasn't been an easy year, and it must be hard to be in her position, and that she can count on you. Elevate to manager position as you support her moving upwards, gain professional ally for life.
Learned this lesson, it's better to be the best you can at work, and communicate clearly your intention to be an asset to the company, and you will be rewtharded.
dont pussy out OP. alternativly walk up to him, stare him dead serius in eyes. undo your sexy janitor costume, when you are all nude, scream. scream like youve never screamed before and dont stop till you pass out.
OP Janitorfag here
That's the shittiest winrar to date and that's not gonna get me fired. Need something better
Simple. Dubs get, you win.
NO SHITTY WINRARS
Op will deliver asap. Just finishing trash
Activate your supersayan instincts.
Reck the place to shit.
360noscope her face with a gentle slap while screaming "allah akbahr"
Say : I quit u faglord, I've banged it mum btw
>find a desk, any desk and sit with your feet on it
>wait till manager finds you and just stare at him
>"can I help you, guy?"
>he gets mad
>you get up and recite navy seal copy pasta
>Spill some sort of liquid on the ground, like all over the damn floor and everything
>Make a huge ruckus, get your manager's attention
>when he comes over to tell you to clean up and stuff, do the truffle shuffle
>when he fires you, say his plebiant rodent mind is nothing compared to the carnivorous hawk that is your mind
You want to hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right: I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold, hard cynic like you. But I don't like to hurt people's feelings. You think what you want about me, I'm not changing. I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
(Neal feels like scum now, and his regret over what he just said shows clearly.)
>TFW you're not op
Drinking monster ATM, getting ready for the golden shower. Going to probably get arrested or some shit, but as long as I upload the video before something happens.
My life's shitty anyways, if I can make b happy
Also manager yelled at me for shopping while on work hours
If op doesn't answer asap means im running to a safe location
Ammo is ready
I'm in the back parking lot, going to run in and pour my piss all over this niggers ugly apelike body
>Give me ideas of what to say while doing it
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
scream allahu abkbar and then wonder why nothing is happens after you spill the piss over here.....then wait a few seconds,,, then say booooooooom.....then rape her right inon her pussy