>be me, 18 >been janitor for over a year at shitty job

Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you. Flip a table and walk out without pants

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>>593251707

Shit on his desk.

>>593263653
>Make your manager say racist shit.
>don't let him know he's being recorded.
>Give video to HR.
>Get boss fired.
>Keep job.

>>593263653
Take a shit on your boss's desk or throw shit at him

>>593263936
>implying all managers are men kek
Manager is a girl mid thirties

>>593263936
>>593264171
Rolling for either of these

Take shit and piss in mop pail, stick finger down throat, add puke to the mix. Add some water, mix it up, mop main entrance with mixture.

>>593264230
Reroll

Shit yourself proudly in front of your boss.

>>593264188
cum slap that bitch!

Get in here faggots I only have 2 hours 30minutss and I want to leave this place

>>593264445
Wtf so close

>>593264477
the dubs have spoken

first thing first

1.find some paint or a magic marker and leave behind you some memories. I would prefer a swatztica or 100 but it's really up to you. Make sure you hide some of them so the management doesn't find everything right away.

2. take out your dick and take a piss while your are walking down the corridor.

3. take a dump in a bag and give it to your boss as a parting gift.

>>593263653
print 100 Martin Luther King's picture and hide them everywhere

>>593264188
Well it takes a man to form a manager.

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killingspree

Tell her that you want to boo a joins limo fgts is the only thing that would have to take the lead to the gym today and it was the best of the day before I get a follow back on my way home from work to be the same as thing is a good idea but of the year of the best of the day before my alarm goes of my friends

>>593264778
nigga that was close

>>593264588
what he said.. except you should piss yourself in front of her as well. start hydrating bitch

>>593263879
Roll, always wanted to do this

>>593264788
The only thing is I have a lot more than one of my way back from the same as a whole new level and it was a great little time to go home to the point of view is that I have to go home to the point of view is that it would mean the the world and I have a lot more than one million dollars for a long day ahead tomorrow and the only best of all the best thing about to get the same hang

>>593263879
TRIPZZ FFS!!!

>>593264976
The fact I don't think have to do go back home in a row while the rest rest of your my the best way of life is and what I want to a you on my way iPhone and iPad it I e to

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Taking out trash now.
OP will delivar

tell him he's a nigger

shit in your hand and force it in his mouth while you're naked

>>593265100
no trips..
>op should go for dubs

>>593265222
Winrar

>>593265150
she's a nigger, reroll

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>>593265096
The best thing to say it was the best of luck with the best thing to say it was the first half of the best of the year and the other hand is the only one that is a good time with the best of luck with the same thing to say that I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of my favorite part of the day I have a good time with the same thing to say it is not the same thing as the first half of the best thing ever I go back and I don't think that I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of my favorite part of the day I have a good idea time I get a my this one was injured in the morning and I'm just a few years ago when the first half and half the things I do want.

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>Poo in foil
>wrap up turd and poke holes in foil
>repeat as many times as you can be assed
>place (hide) foilturds behind radiators, in heating vents, anywhere giving off heat
>leave one in boss' office

You shove a broomstick in your ass and shit while its inside your ass. Then you rub the end of the broom stick on your managers penis

>>593265222
YES

YES
YES
>omg remember to breathe

YES YES

DELIVER YOU SHALL OP

>>593265333
WINRAR.

>>593265222
winrar

>>593265333
nice trips

>>593265333
Winrar

>>593265222
Winrar

Make sure you hide rotting fish or meat around the gaff so the smell gets worse also milk on carpet near rads and piss in a cup hidden somewhere smells real bad after a while

>>593263653

OP won't do it. He will be a Janitor the rest of his life.

>>593263653
1. get alcohol
2. go around looking for hobos
3. tell them there is a big party and they are invited
4. profit.

>>593265222
Win

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>>593264619
rollin for this of course

>>593263653
> deliver or GTFO

>>593265222
Hahahahaha you better deliver OP.

Order a shit ton of pizza on company credit card

get with her in somewhere private and punch yourself really hard (like in fight club). when securitys or coworkers come in be on your knees and beg her to stop. after that you can become like a real good guy because you did not wont to punch a woman. even in self defense.

or rape her... it's all up to you pal

>>593265333
Underrated trips.

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Draw a swastika on your chest, walk in bosses office ask if she has a white sheet and a pair of scissors you can borrow.

Poop on the floor in her office. Stick a small French toothpick flag in the fresh mound.

>>593266241
I like this.

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>>593265222
>went to bathroom.
>pushed and strained
>nopoop.gif
I just ate but I probably won't have the shits til tommorow, so until then 69 gets to choose an alternative
>sorry for being a faggot, /b/

>>593263653
>get fired from janitor job
>apply to other jobs
>won't hire you because you got fired for retarded reasons at previous job
Think ahead, anon. Put in your notice and start looking for other work now.

>>593266241

don't do this. it means you are surrendering

>>593266531
>wank while walking into his/her office
>cum on desk

>>593266531
this >>593265517

>>593266531
Grope your manager. Pls do it.
Grab her ass firmly or something.

Pull your boner out of you pants mid-quit. Grab her hand and place it around said boner.

>>593263653
Spit in his face and call him a fucking faggot nigger.

Get some dog urine in a bottle, make her force drink it, and then rape her while using a condom, oh and use gloves so no fingerprints are found. <3

Murder her.

>>593266531
Ask your manager if she wants to come to your house for sex, then ask for anal

>>593266787
rolling for this

>>593266984
MANAGER IS A BLACK FEMALE
Read the fucking thread newfag

just rape her and kill afterwords if necessary

>>593263653
Holy shit OP, are you me? Lets talk some janitor stuff together!

>>593263653
Cumslap her

>>593267546
Reroll

>>593267591
Rollerinho

>>593267238
Call him a faggot nigger anyways you fucking faggot.

>>593266531
Pour out all cleaning supplies. Piss all over every toilet seat. Clog a top floor toilet. Wet paper towels and stick them to the ceilings. Get all trash from womens facilities and spread across men's facilities. Pee on all toilet paper in every stall or at least get them damp with water. Be satan of toilet.

>>593267546
69 get

Cum in Hand
Smackcam

walk up and stare maneger ded serius in eyes and exclaim laoudly that you will settle for nothing but a pairaise equal to the amount of grams of her pussyjuice you can swallow. or cum if its a dude.

>>593267546
Fucking roll

>>593267748
Rolling

>>593267546
Roll

>>593267769
Winaaaaar

>>593267769
winrar

>>593267769
Winrar

Tell her you always wanted to fuck her and Grope her

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Do the naked man
Record reaction & post it

>>593267546
Roller

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>>593267769
Winnnnnnnnnrrrrarrr

Don't get fired, keep working .

>>593267769
This would be a great winner if it were at all a coherent sentence.

>>593267769
holly shit its my lucky day. i ment pay raise.

>>593267769
Gay winrar. Was hoping for cumslap

get caught furiously masterbaiting to tranny porn on your phone with your fingers up your ass

>>593267769
nice

>>593265222
alternative reroll

>>593268222
Winrar

>>593268184
that could get op in much legal truble

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>>593267769
Winrar

>>593268222
op got no poo

>>593268222
Oh shit

>>593267769
>pussyjuice
>grams
No, anon. Milliliters. Volume, not weight.

>>593268222
>responding to trips with more trips

>>593268340
op must make poo

>>593264239
Trips faggot

OP needs to stop doing fucking opiates

Posting in potential epic thread. Don't pussy out op

>>593263653
Take a bunch of pitch black pictures and print them off to waste all of the ink in the printer

Leave cum on desk, break desk and also smash his computer pls also I would like you to break a door in and I want off the hinges

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>>593268372
Toi cab mesure it in grams too u freaking fag

>>593268372
you do no you can weigh liquids right. it is more precise sinsce pussyjuice can actualy get a bit foamy and therby have more volym for the same amount.

>>593268651
Rerool?

>>593268768
Rereroll bcuz fuku

>>593267769
we must overturn to get cumslap/ and or poo mouth shove

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>>593268702
Matter Will always posses a mass

>>593268913
Rerereroll bcus fuku2

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rape

Pour quickset concrete mix down all the drains and toilets

liquid ass the whole building

This this this this
http://youtu.be/yedQM83hzfw

>>593268984
Rererereroll becuz fuku3

Surely OP will deliver

>>593269069
Winrar :/

>>593269069
Winrar

>>593264588
>swatztica

Become friends with manager, tell her, I know it hasn't been an easy year, and it must be hard to be in her position, and that she can count on you. Elevate to manager position as you support her moving upwards, gain professional ally for life.

Learned this lesson, it's better to be the best you can at work, and communicate clearly your intention to be an asset to the company, and you will be rewtharded.

222

>>593267546
I already asked for this. lol
>>593264477

dont pussy out OP. alternativly walk up to him, stare him dead serius in eyes. undo your sexy janitor costume, when you are all nude, scream. scream like youve never screamed before and dont stop till you pass out.

444

>>593268035
>manager

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OP Janitorfag here
That's the shittiest winrar to date and that's not gonna get me fired. Need something better
Simple. Dubs get, you win.
NO SHITTY WINRARS
Op will deliver asap. Just finishing trash

>>593269147
>>593269229
See >>593267769
You dumb fucks need to learn how to thread

Reroll

>>593269277
but das no fun

>>593269389

Ma Neger

>>593269455
Winnar

Is the Manager fuckly?

>>593269474
Life is a game, play it like a fool, and you'll live like one to the end.

>>593269069
op got no poo

>>593269394
Just fucking cumslap her. I already got dubs.
>>593264477

still going for cumslap

Say the navy seal cop pasta to managers face

Get some dog urine in a bottle, make her force drink it, and then rape her while using a condom, oh and use gloves so no fingerprints are found. <3

>>593269455
Winrar?

>>593269394
go ask the manager if she can help fulfill your dreams of fucking a nigger and pretend to be her master

>>593266787
Roll for cum on desk

>>593269781
>>593269693

>>593269826
Rerollllliiinh

post pics of manager.

>>593269826
Rolling for this

Smear shit on the wall

>>593269693
Read original post newfag. I always cap before work
I'm a cumless, pooless op
I can piss tho

Rolling for cumslap

>>593269881

>>593269394
mop her face while calling her a nigger

>>593269781
cumslap

Shit on manager's desk.

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Cum on the desk and cumslap her?

Dude, take a dubs that was after his last post.
I got dubs aswell earlier with the dog urine, 00>>593267006

Dump all of the trash you can find in a large pile then set it on fire

OP Whatever you do, record and post it!

>>593270063
reroll

tell boss to shove this job up their ass and ask them if you can have a letter of recommendation for mcdonalds

>>593270055
WINRAR!!!!

Go beat off in the bathroom OP and set up the camera

>>593270055
winrar

>>593269394
Dump trash bags all over office if you can handle a little more light it all on fire then pee on it leave

Pissed in cup throw in face and scream allah akbar

Activate your supersayan instincts.
Reck the place to shit.
360noscope her face with a gentle slap while screaming "allah akbahr"
Say : I quit u faglord, I've banged it mum btw
Walk out
Head hight

>>593270144
winrar

>>593270119
U see mein neger? The /b god wants the dog urine.

>>593270111
GO

piss it is then we have got two post with dubs that said cumslap. op suggested piss so there we go

>>593263653
Start tossing shit in hard-to-reach places (behind large furniture, vents, etc)

PISS IN YOU JANITOR BUCKET; PURR IT OVER HEAD AND DANCE AROUND YEALING NIGGER NIGGER NIGEERR¨

>>593270020
bullshit u got no cum. Just stop being a faggot and do it.. I can at least get 2 globs out every hour. no excuses.

>>593270196
Reroll

>>593270214
Rolling for this shit

>>593270388
Winrar

>>593270055
Winrar. no more excuses OP. Do it.

>>593263653
>Rip off her blause
>Take picture
>Post it here
>????
>profit

do the naked man, start pissing.
record reaction.

>>593263653
Respectfully tell your manager that you must regrettably leave due to personal reasons and buy him a bottle of whiskey as a thank you.

>>593263653
Miss one day, call and tell ur mom ded. Miss another day call ur dad is ded. Don't go again and call ur boss is ded

>>593270399
SEE OP MORE DUBS FOR CUMSLAP! THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!

>>593270388
WINRAR

>>593270548
Bump

>>593270196
Lol this

0p is a pussy for not cum slapping boss

>>593270599
this is unbelievable

>>593270522
2nd time in a row. noiiice.
is this the 3rd time?
is this real life?

And now do it!

shittiest OP ever. wont delivar

so many dubs. just take a product out of you're penis and shove it in her already op

take a shit and smear it all over the bathroom mirrors, doors and walls.

bonus points if done in extra or more high activity rooms

Pussy

>>593270599
this is a sure sign op

>find a desk, any desk and sit with your feet on it
>wait till manager finds you and just stare at him
>"can I help you, guy?"
>he gets mad
>you get up and recite navy seal copy pasta
>???
>profit

OP decide!
We've done our job.

>>593270599
>>593270399
>>593270055
>>593264477
DUBS FOR CUMSLAP. STOP BEING A FAGGOT OP. This is fate!

molotov her office

Smear I quit in shit on her wall

>>593270522
Op here, this is winrar because of idiots posting cum answers
>inb4 cum related answers
Read original post fags
Getting ready will update soon

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What job?
>Spill some sort of liquid on the ground, like all over the damn floor and everything
>Make a huge ruckus, get your manager's attention
>when he comes over to tell you to clean up and stuff, do the truffle shuffle
>when he fires you, say his plebiant rodent mind is nothing compared to the carnivorous hawk that is your mind

>>593271099
jesus fuck this is the most dubs I ever had OP pls delivar.

>>593267769

how fucking gay.

>>593271174
Feels good man. Feels like I won.

>>593271305
shut the fuck up holy shit

>>593271174
make sure u record reaction

>>593271174
U FAGGOT OP> Original post doesn't say no cum it says inb4. Now it's happened and you keep making excuses.

>>593271174
gibe deliver pls

>>593271015
roll except instead of navy seal, deliver the monologue from plains trains and automobiles where hes like my friends like me my family likes me and i like me...

>>593271583
Op will surely be arrested and charged as a sex offender

>>593271099
>>593270722
>>593270599
>>593270522
>>593270388
>>593270144
>>593270111
>>593270055
>>593269455
>>593269069
>>593268222
>>593268077
>>593267955
>>593267769
>>593267199
>>593265499
all these winrars and moar op. delivar

Oh Op here you retard don't realize I'm trolling you hahaha you noobs

>>593271784
So what, the dubs have spoken on 5 different occasions.

>>593269394
Puke in a mop bucket, and then mop the shit out of her office. Whilst singing nursery rhymes.

>>593269781
this

>>593271769
Can you go back to reddit you fucking queer

>>593270507
>blause

>>593271956
It's already won. OP is being a faggot.

>>593271520
>>593271520
dude this isn't the cumslap guy but all these dubs I'm just fucking saying you should probably cumslap that bitch

>>593271769
You want to hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right: I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold, hard cynic like you. But I don't like to hurt people's feelings. You think what you want about me, I'm not changing. I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
(Neal feels like scum now, and his regret over what he just said shows clearly.)

Piss in her office

>>593272211
OP his dubs are fucking dubs... You should seriously reconsider.
And no he is not me.

Put a condom on your head and run around saying "I HAVE A LITTLE WEINER "

Empty the garbage bags all over the boss's office.

>>593263653
Shit on desk

>>593272518
Faggot

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>>593271859
>TFW you're not op
Drinking monster ATM, getting ready for the golden shower. Going to probably get arrested or some shit, but as long as I upload the video before something happens.
My life's shitty anyways, if I can make b happy
Also manager yelled at me for shopping while on work hours

If op doesn't answer asap means im running to a safe location
>Wishmeluck.jpg

>>593272660
Holy shit op. Idc which one you do, just fucking do something

Slice your wrists until you die.

>>593272302
haha was that from memory
>>593271996
go to bed faggot

>>593272660
reroll

>>593272785
What are you going to yell? Nigger?

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>>593272785
DO IT FAGGOT

>>593272785
This will break the internet.

>>593272785
Good luck. We're all counting on you.

>>593272785
Godspeed OP

Drop a turd in the urinal

>>593272785
>Prepared to be arrested
>Still wont cumslap
>Lies about not having cum

If I'm not dreaming and this all is really happening...
Her face is going to be Nr.1 in my reactionfolder.

the sagas will tell about this for hundreds of winters to come.

OP fucking delivar! I'm tired as shit and yeah.

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OP here.
Ammo is ready
I'm in the back parking lot, going to run in and pour my piss all over this niggers ugly apelike body
>Give me ideas of what to say while doing it

Op if you cum slap her. Most likely you will be arrested,but you will be an 4chan legened. Up there with the 4chan murderer

Eu guys are tired
Daliver OP

>>593274432
>the prophet will be avenged
>allah akbar
>random shit what sounds arabic

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>>593274432
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

"This is what an ape like you deserve! And if you fucking call the cops I will rape your holes!">>593274432

>>593274432
I quit you stinky ass nigger fuck you whore

>>593274432
In all respect I quit, sir.

ITS NOT THAT WE DONT CARE , WE JUST KNOW THAT THE FIGHT AINT FAIR!!

>>593274552
Yeah op, faster plox

>>593274432
check'em dubs for
"allahuakbar"

>>593274432

"i'm taking my country back!!!

Tell her you wanna fuck her like the little bitch she is!

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>>593274432
FOR SOVGARD FAGGOTS

>>593274552
Agreed.

>>593274432
Trayvon and Michael Brown deserved it.

>>593274700
Lel this one. Dubs too.

>>593274700
winrar?

allahuakbar

>>593274895
THIS

>>593274432
Free shower, bitch!
Allahu Ackbaaaaaaaaar!

Shit on desk.roll

>>593274432
"Return Mr. Spaghetti"

>>593275056
Thos

>>593274432

scream allahu abkbar and then wonder why nothing is happens after you spill the piss over here.....then wait a few seconds,,, then say booooooooom.....then rape her right inon her pussy

>>593274432
Hitler did nothing wrong!

>>593275000
but then trips?

Fuck Ferguson and fuck you nigger cunt lapping bitch

>>593275000
trips>dubs.

At least deliver this for me op, if ur not gonna cum slap.

Shit on his desk and wait for him to come in
video the whole thing

DIE IMPERIAL SCUM

Alllaahhhhh akbar!

>>593275155
>>593275166
or this...

White power

OP hurry the fuck up

You have to learn who the real boss is!

>>593275000
This