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NZ thread

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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NZ thread
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Reporting In.


First for "this thread is going to be shit".

Calling it now
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why are IDs eve-
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>>593135476
Why do you think that?
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>>593135529
Because NZ is shit
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NZ is not really a country... is is Australians cum stain.
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Gisborne reporting in.
Calling with >>593135476
NZ threads really haven't been that good, sometimes there are little gems but they aren't like they used to be
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>>593135739
>is is

confirmed bogan VL driving VB drinking kangaroo fucking mong
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>>593136058
>implying they were ever good
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>>593136255
When ID's had just come in, and pretty much before that they were alright. Now that /b/ has a much younger demographic, not much goes on anymore
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>>593135010
Auckland reporting in. How was everyone's week? Got a formal written warning from a cop earlier this week after a Tumblrina accused me of sending her threatening messages online between 2010 and mid last year.
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>>593135010
Hammaz here. Go team. Drinking bourbon.
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>>593137043
Fuck son, had something like that happen to me last year, turns out it was her shithead "Boyfriend" sending the messages (Not 100% sure of sex or gender but that's what she called... it)
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Hastings here. 2FuckinHotm8
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>>593135010
Haven't been yet, dem fukken flight prices, but from everything I've seen over the years, I have a hard-on your country.

And hey, best of luck in the Americas Cup this year, you was robbed last time by the typically crooked fucking USfags changing the motherfucking rules halfway thru. Fuckin cheeky cunts as ever.

When you win it, I will fly down and party. And fellate everyone on your island.
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>>593137325
Surprised she decided to give me a warning considering how fucked in the head she is.
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nelson/blenheim nate here waiting or sportsbro an jak i guess niggers is gone on a dick sucking holiday
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>>593137849
>nate
who?
>sportsbro
who?
>jak
who?
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>>593138077
Welcome new friend how are you tell us about yourself?
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>>593138474
>being this mad just because I don't know who you are
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>>593135529
Because i haven't really liked any of the threads over the last couple days

>>593136485
This. It feel like /nz/ has become /nceageneral/
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>>593138926
He's a real faggot anyway - literally a trip. Don't pay him no mind
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>>593135010
Hey Kiwi-masters,

Is your country retarded like everyone else's? I mean, do people just walk around every day talking about their guns, and how great they are, and how tough and dominant your country is over everyone and everything, and who it should attack and invade next and after that and how great it is to blow half the money you make on taxes so the government can build more and bigger weapons all the time and start more wars and war and also war and war war war and also war?

Just wondering if that's just a USA thing, or if that's something everyone with a military has going on, or if there's somewhere left on earth that hasn't watched too many action movies & thinks the way to resolve every problem is to shoot your way out of it.
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go outside it's saturday and a beautiful evening
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>>593139883
>talking about their guns
Lol no

>everyone with a military has going on
>New Zealand
>Strong military
Pick one

We're not a very militaristic country and our general reaction to things is just complaining
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fuck palmy these days
too damn hot
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>>593139883
I'll bet if you went to some little islands in the tropics, there are people all over the place that never give a fucking thought to any of that shit, cause they're too busy living well. As they should be.
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>>593139327
All of the older, or more aged users of /b/ just don't seem to have the effort to do any of the shit we used to.
I mean the shit that goes on at the moment, roll threads, teen threads that are reported to shit, no proper rekt threads, no gore, no raids using either of the two aforementioned pictures, not to sound like a cunt here but shit was better back in and around 2009.
>>593139883
Retarded?
>A little, Maori are hiveminded, self-entitling mother fuckers that are butthurt because they sold their land for muskets in the old days.
Guns
>Gun licencing here is mandatory for gun ownership, no second amendment here.
Great, tough, dominant
>We have the literal representation of nothing in terms of armed forces, toughness is measured in how hard you can tackle and get tackled in Rugby Union. Great, yeh nah, we don't really give a fuck.
Invade
>I don't believe we've ever invaded a country asides from in the World Wars, although Maori's usually flock to Surfers Paradise in Australia.
Taxes
>We pay far too much for tax, and god only knows where it goes, but it isn't weapons. NZ isn't interested in a dick measuring contest
Like the USA
>No sir, we just laid-back cunts, don't do shit, don't really harm shit
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sup niggas naki fag reporting in
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Petone reporting
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>>593140475
>>593140766

Oh man, that sounds like paradise, anons. It's reassuring to know that somewhere, someone on this earth has at very least the basics figured it out & is getting on with some good living. Perhaps I'm due for a visit.

Complaining? I can listen to complaining all day long, it gives me puzzles to consider. And I loved rugby when I played a few years ago. Damn good exhausting game. Might be a great time.
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Who likes sucking dick?
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Who wants to see my dick
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>tfw this week was a good week
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>>593142669
We are pretty laid back /b/ro.
If you decide to visit at least venture out of the major cities! The smaller communities have some of the best people, and showcase our country
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Nate, sportsbro doesnt love u
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Upper Hutt reporting for duty
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Anyone from Wellington that is currently working in IT? Preferably IT Helpdesk.
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>>593143332
This guy is lying

The only good place here is kapiti, othr places are complete shitholes
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>>593143398
Y are u having a problem
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>>593135010
Waiuku Reporting in
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>>593143485
You mean the place where the council are a bunch of fucktards in debt ?
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>>593143603
Nope, i think youre thinking of chc mate
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>>593143722
Last time i checked Kapiti is under water restrictions to save moneis
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Any nudes of nZ bitches?
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>>593143577

Nah just trying to get a job in the industry.

Pretty difficult getting your foot in the door with IT
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>>593144065
I have a pictcha of my dick
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>>593139883
The States is a huge place with a huge population and the most cultural diversity of any country in the world

Try to broaden your horizons ya big dumb babbie
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>>593139480
>>593138926
samefag
>go to paint and edit it now
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>>593144518
Nate, shutttt uppp, bruhhh
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>>593140766
you sound like a real fuckbaby son

kill ones' self
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>>593144141
bitches, not faggots
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I'm in the USA atm but coming back on the 29th with my USA qt...

She use to post here as depressionchan then on r9k as dog soalth.

Been staying with her at her months place for almost 3 months now and got a tickets to NZ.

Shes 17 I'm 22.
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just signed up to tinder, how many sluts are on that????
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>>593137552
taupo here, waayy 2fuckinghotm8
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>>593145502
any pics of her anus?
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>>593145848
Its not clean doe
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>>593145668
42
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>>593145957
idgaf
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>>593144638
Don't think Nate is in the threads for more then a few seconds.
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>>593146031
>>593145957
Shittiest attempt at samefag trolling ever.

I would but she is underage plus I'm pretty sure she posted her nudes in her old faggotry threads before.
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>>593145502
And you kiss her with your eyes open The fuck?
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>>593146170
cool story bro
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why aren't you dating a NZ girl?
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>>593147070
Worst gimmic EVARRRRR

If youre gonna shit post, at least dump things that are funny or sexy. This is just lame af
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>>593147189
>gimmic
he's just spamming, newfag
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>>593147272
Its that hastings faggot. He tried including his name on the all time list jist a few nights ago
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>>593135010
Richard Marx Stallman is often referred to by his initials of "RMS". RMS is moderately famous for the establishment of the Free Software Foundation, and GNU (GNU's Not Usable) Software. His various projects (based out of the MIT Media Lab) have essentially changed the software industry, and, along with Linus Torvalds (the original developer of the rampantly popular Linux knock off of UNIX and, as select others would argue, Minix), has suddenly gained a following. Of course, before Linus released Linux, his fame was close to null.
Now, RMS seems to spend his time avoiding soap and bitching that Linux should be called "GNU/Linux" since it "uses GNU software, and Linux is just the kernel." If RMS had actually spent more time working on projects like HURD instead of writing the GNU Software Manifesto he may have a right to bitch. Too bad HURD sounds so close to TURD.
Since GNU/Hurd never worked properly, it has been superseded by the GNAA/Hard as explained in this press release [3].
In 2008, Stallman decided to take a break from raping 13-year-old boys and try to find his "sweetie" on craigslist [4]
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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>>593135739

>is is

isis? what Oz has that we don't
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>>593147476
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....bmw edition?
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>>593147724
No, fuck off
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>>593147770

bmw edition.
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BWM EDITION
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>bmw faggot
>meme forcing hastings homo

Im out
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where's the bmw picture
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>>593148137
mad cause bmw stylin on u
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>>593145502

Lord Mes?
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>>593140766

>Maori are hiveminded, self-entitling mother fuckers that are butthurt because they sold their land for muskets in the old days

you're a fucking retard who doesn't know anything about NZ History

>NZ isn't interested in a dick measuring contest

yeah, try explaining the Little Brother Syndrome NZ has with Australia

>No sir, we just laid-back cunts, don't do shit, don't really harm shit

morelike geographically and culturally isolated in own bubble, hyper multicultural cobservative, insignificant. overly proud of individual achievement like Lorde etc, nationalistic, and worst of all - fakely humble about it all
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the main problem with New Zealand is that it's so fucking tryhard about ruining the only good thing about New Zealand. Which is the fact that the population is sparse (which means retards are sparse) and rampant capitalism through tourism is kept at bay.
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>>593148406

dudes actually correct

> overly proud of individual achievement like Lorde etc

holy fuck this shit irritates me to no end
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>>593148406

THIS.

god forbid the assraping you get if you say anything bad about the All Blacks or Lorde
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>>593148406
>yeah, try explaining the Little Brother Syndrome NZ has with Australia
don't really agree with this, i didn't think anyone genuinely took that seriously
>overly proud of individual achievement like Lorde etc
this is true, and as a poster above said, fucking irritating.
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>>593150114

Australians don't take it seriously, but NZers get fucking manic when poor little resourceful NZ is going up against big brother Oz.

It's like every member of the All Blacks is Ernest Rutherford or that farmer who invented the fucking jetboat
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OP is a dipshit
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>>593150753
Why?
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>>593150782

because we're too middle-class culturally enlightened to call people faggots, m8
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Hastingsbro repot for dooty

>thread a shit
Just how I like em!
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>>593147398
LYING FAGGOT!
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>tfw /pol/ is recovering so we see less and less of nightwalker
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Rly?nothing?
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Hamilton reporting, why thread seem so shit?
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>>593152624
It seems everybody has gone to bed...
Godammit
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>>593152624
Hey,does anybody know where I could arrange a fake id?
>inb4 lol underagedb&
It's for a friend
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I'm glad there aren't any shit posting regulars with their gimmicks, it leaves us with nothing but quality conversation.
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>>593151708
dont deny it faggot

you even called some anon a new fag for now knowing who you were. worst attempt at meme forcing, get the fuck out.
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>>593153006
I know right,it's awsome
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>>593153115
When was this exactly?
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>>593152898
Tell ur friend to be older

Facebook used to be a good place to find makers but as i havent bean in need of a fake for years i cant help yah
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>>593135010
Australia is superior in every way
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just woke up
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>>593137552

Napier here, agreed!
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>>593153308
Damn.
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>>593150477
NZer myself. I seriously don't know anyone who seriously gives a shit about Aus. only time I hear stuff which would lead to this belief, it's all said jokingly.
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>>593144079
how about a life gaurd
>pics related
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>>593152624
I used to work with A chick from Hamilton back when I lived in Melbourne. Named Megan White, had a a great set of tits.
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>>593153154
obviously this faggot is happy. he'll be meme forcing 24/7 to try make a name out of himself

oh gawd
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>>593153478
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>>593153367
How can we promote this idea, and hopefully curb immigration?
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>>593153612
>faggot
>meme forcing
Stay unhappy my friend!
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>>593153544
Dont know her bro only megan i know is a flat chested blackie
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>>593153689
Hehe
>tfw can't save gifs to phone
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>>593137043
Did you though?
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woke up with a RAGING...

...headache...

and a boner :3
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going for a shoot in the Tasman region tomorrow, got a few thousand rounds and my guns, gonna be a good time.
you lot have a good weekend, try not to get too fucked up.
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>>593153612
>"out of himself"
"*for himself",you dumb bastard
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Man seems like a lot of pent up feelings here tonight
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>>593154143
Know that feel brah...
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>>593154147
noice,
just got my first rifle and need to take it out somewhere other than the range
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>>593154392
LET

IT

GO
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>>593145502
rigid, kissing with eyes open, serious question are you autistic?
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>>593154392
>Poorskinniggermaori flag

IT SHALL NEVER BE
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>>593154226
you're so lame. at least you're not denying it.
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>2015
>still getting connection errors
FUCK

IT

ALL
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Any anons in Havelock North?
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>>593148973
yeah and its mixed with a chronic case of tall poppy syndrome.
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>>593154675
>Implying
>>593153154

Is me

Guess again faggot
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>>593154805
FUCK
I'm instantly scared you might know me
Because yes
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Anyone here know any sites that can successfully ship marijuana seeds here?
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>>593154554
just do roadside shooting man, go to a forestry block and spotlight along the road for possums.
just make sure your gun is suppressed and uses subsonic ammo otherwise its going to be a shit time when you get police #rekt.
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>IDs aren't even back yet
you based for this one, moot
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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this hastings nigger talking about punctuation..


>>593154429
>Know that feel brah...
know that feel, brah
>>593154226
"*for himself",you dumb bastard
theres a space after the comma, CUNT
>>593153809
>Stay unhappy my friend!
STAY UNHAPPY, MY FRIEND
>>593153515
>how about a life gaurd
?GAURD?
>>593152898
>Hey,does anybody know where I could arrange a fake id?
SPACING, NIGGER. SPACING
>>593151708
>LYING FAGGOT
LYING, FAGGOT. YOU, FAGGOT
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>>593155381
Reminder,so is being a little bitch
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>>593155206
fuck man whats your first name?
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>>593154668
I bloody well hope not current flag is best flag.
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>>593155399
BTFO
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you are all fukbooisss
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Palmy here
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>>593155399
>implying anyone cares that much
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who's the havers fag? first name?
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>>593155299
I know a few farmers with varment problems i just need to get off my arse
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>>593155773
Ew, what a fucking shitty fucking town
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>>593155493
>David

Yours?
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I S
T I M E
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>>593155941
>>593155493
ID LIKE YOUR FIRST NAMES FIRST THANKS
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Anyone else in Palmerston North?
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>>593155960
Fuck you, atleast it isn't Hamilton
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>>593156117
fucking autist
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Alex.. don't know you. Kek. I go to Karamu High.
>inbf Underageb&
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>>593156004
>tfw drinking alone
>tfw not even friday
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>>593155949
cool man, where do you live.
south island is all good for that as we have a less prevelent hunter culture but more professional groups.
personally i just like slinging lead at targets, .22 is all good for me as i can just buy a brick or 2 of Winchester subs and shoot for a few weeks, though Winchester is dirty fucking ammo to clean.
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you cunts know where to get weed in Havers?
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>>593156203
Fair enough
>tfw was homeschooled and wondering if you go to my church
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>>593156243
i wasn't drinking alone yesterday tho and it was friday too

based me
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which church? kek
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>>593156193
why does everyone shit on hamilton its alot better than alot of places
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>>593156550
you reply by clicking on the post number, my friend
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>>593156550
RBC
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>>593156589
But worse than others
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Hey guys should I trade my Norinco ak47 for a safari gun? Older model 300 H&H magnum with cash my way. Comes with dies and some brass.
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i think the fan is the cause of my headache but i can't turn it off till it drops to 28 degrees :/
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>>593154126
No. Asked snarky questions on her Tumblr regarding feminism and social justice. She apparently construed this as "harassment" through her tucked up mind.
>>
>>593156946
how long ago was this?
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>>593145502
thanks for telling us you gigantic faggot
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CATCH ME~
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>>593155941
See
>>593155999
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>>593156284
Hamilton

Ive only got a .22 TOZ 17 which my hunting mentor refurbished so that i wouldnt go out and buy an sks. But i love home made salami so the desire to hunt for pests is prevalent
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>>593156946
>tucked up

LIKE HER BELLEH AMIRITE
>>
>>593156662
I guess it would depend on wat u plan on using it for, not much large game in nz
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>>593157353
probably sounded cooler in your head
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>>593156946
Dont ever poke the feminist you just belittle them behind their back instead.
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>>593157245
-ON FIRE
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>>593157581
Yer...
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>>593157843
nICE nICE babby
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wellington, weather turned shit

is this "im not a robot" thing ever going to work without me entering a fucking captcha?
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>tfw working out to improve my life for...reasons

PIC ABSOLUTELY UNRELATED
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>>593158515
Sign into a Google account
Thank me l8r
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>>593158607
wtf then I don't have to type a captcha ever again?
>>
THE

CAPTCHA

NEVER

BOTHERED

ME

ANYWAY
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>>593158794
As long as you're signed in,you just have to click the button
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Dunedin so empty atm, fucking holidays. Anyone down here? if so, know where to score some bud? churr

burgerguy reporting in
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im signed in but is adblock or some other shit fucking with it maybe
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>>593158899
Then what happens to passes?
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keepin' it 200

i'm out
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>tfw like lots of girls,but have dedicate to godess
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>>593135010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSaUOEGYOVU
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>>593159001
Your get happens.
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Here because the furry thread 404ed.
Anything worth staying for?
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>>593159718
Not really tbh
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>>593157296
nah son, nuggets are where its at, thou the sks is a reliable as fuck gun.
ruskies, all their shit is heavy, ugly and put together with all the grace of a nigger carjacker, but they are damn reliable.

how much for an sks these days, a nugget will set you back like 300 i believe
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FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT

WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

CRUSADER,THE LORD OF THE REALM
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>>593160742
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Anyone here go to wings over wairarapa today, or going tonorrow?

Those WWI planes make me moist.
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>>593161108
I was there today dc3 made me most moist indeed.
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>>593160982
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Hello, boys!

>>593151962
Just got back from my walk, just under an hour and a half.
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>>593161315
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>>593161469
Yay!
(No homo)
((Not that there's anything wrong with that))
(((No homo)))
>>
>>593160463
sks are similar in price the most ive seen a wood stocked chinese go for is 375
>>
>>593161490
A-aahhh!!
G-get it away from me!!!
K-kill it with fire!!
>>
>>593161699
No there is much wrong with it, anon, much indeed.

This heat is a bitch isn't? I can't stand it, aye.

Sweat like a faggot in a preschool.
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>>593161850
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>>593146798
weak/10
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>>593161303
I was hyped for stopwith, but those harvards where pretty sweet taking off.
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>>593161931
Cold showers are the only thing keeping me sane
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>>593162229
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>>593162027
Damn poorskinniggermaoris
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>>593155999
Nice trips bro, pretty sure I know who you are but to be sure whats your initials?
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>>593162164
Im disappointed the Aussies and Americans havent been back for years. Thanks to the Helen purge the lack of proper jets depresses me.
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>>593162178
>tfw family pool
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>>593162354
D.R.L

Inb4 murder and kerosine
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>>593162178
Funny you should post that picture as I'm reading about a woman in the UK that just died at 114.

Was borne when Queen Vic was still on the throne.
Alive to witness the utter destruction of the Empire her and her kin gave their lives to save.

>fucking wot

Makes me so mad.
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>>593162486
This your fb pic?
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>>593162528
Fucking Churchill the man ruined everything.
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>>593162528
I know that feel man,but I dont see an end in sight
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>>593162566
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>>593162614
>having Facebook

How very plebian
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>>593162398
>proper jets
There was a jet over Tauranga today.

Which reminds me.

>at school
>about six or so
>on the 'old playground'
>playground that certainly wasn't one of those plastic 'childproof' things
>made out of wood and it swayed in the wind
>on the third storey
>hear this almighty rubble
>wot
>hercules (or something like it) flies low over the school, door open see soldiers sitting there with guns and shit looking at us
>so low someone could have thrown a tennis to them
>lose my fucking shit thinking we're being invaded
>>
>>593140766
>A little, Maori are hiveminded, self-entitling mother fuckers that are butthurt because they sold their land for muskets in the old days.

I'm gonna stop reading here because your obviously dumb as shit.
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>>593162820
Fuck then give me a decent hint as to who you are. Work or school or some shit. Cmon man I'm curious now...
>>
>>593162954
When I was at school there used to be the vapour trails from the fighters and trainers all the time. I haven't seen jet streams decorating the sky for over 8 years.
Did you come all the way from Tauranga for wings?
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>>593144079
IT jobs are easy if your willing to move to auckland or wellington
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>>593162614
Now,do you know me or not?
If you do
post first initial at least pls
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>>593162684
I can't tell you the dreams I have about Prime Minister Mosley and Prime Minister Powell.

>>593162686
Then end will be the utter destruction of Western Civilisation and a true Dark Age that will last a substantial amount of time.

Those whom have the resources will 'escape' to enclaves but they'll be little better off.
>>
>>593163248
H
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>>593145502
shit your gay
>>
>>593163151
>Did you come all the way from Tauranga for wings?
Nah, not that over anon you was speaking to.

>sorry to disappoint.
>>
>>593145502
Morgan?
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>>593163366
I wouldnt have been surprised some people fly over from Aus.
>>593163253
Churchill and his hard on for war India and Pakistan could still be under control if it weren't for him.
>>
Indian girls are cute
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>>593163333
Ha,now I am sure my anonimity is secure.
I know nobody with that initial,unless you're helena.
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>>593163617
H.E.R
>>
>>593162398
I think they should focus on WWI stuff.

Jets are cool and all, but just dont have the soul the old wicker baskets have. Pity they cant fly unless theres fuck all wind.
>>
>>593163248
I'm J.S... Ignore >>593163333, some random.
>>
Napier /b/ro lookin for weed hookups
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>>593163116
Homeschooled an still a student
>tfw you'll never find me
>until I want you to find me
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>>593163834
is your teacher hot?
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>>593163806
Theres an entire show on WW1 stuff on wings off years they dont need two I prefer a mixed airshow
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>>593163933
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>>593163517
I read stuff on AlternativeHistory all the time dealing with, well, alternative history.

Too bad they're a pack of fucking little bitches over there.
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>>593163933
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>>593163816
HA
Tbh I always wondered if you came here
>>
>>593163517
I thought wings over wanaka was bigger?
>>
>>593164153
It is bigger but an airshow is an airshow.
>>593164022
Sometimes I think about what could have happened and I die a little inside. Thought if it werent for the Allies in ww2 we would be Japanese and I dont see myself liking that...
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>>593164153
I didn't know Wings performed in Wanaka?
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>>593163933
Take a fucking guess m8
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>>593164319
yes?
>>
>>593164119
You know me, cos there's quite a few people with J.S around here. I wouldnt be too surprised if you knew me thought. Still not telling me who you are?
>>
>>593164368
No.
>>
>>593164409
Fuck tying in the dark. It makes enough sense though.
>>
>>593163937
I think i went to that last time.

Windy, so all they had was a harvard and coursair flying. Static displays of the planes, with that old WWI tank and transports trundling about.

Rather go to the main event as some planes can fly at least if its windy. Cant be assed traveling from wellington to there if the planes are grounded.

That and they need more vintage planes for it too.
>>
>>593164316
Warbirds over Wanaka
>>
>>593164409
How's the drivers license going?

>FATATA-TAAAAAAA
>>
>>593164536
I went to last years and almost every single plane flew they just had to have a low ceiling.
Peter Jacksons collection and the Vintage Aviator.
>>
>>593164587
Had it for ages, you got the wrong guy.
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>60 unique posters
all fucking me lol
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>>593164540
Oh right thats what its called.

Shit im tired from 4 hours sleep today.
>>
>>593164659
Welp i know what im doing next year if its a calm day.
>>
>>593164303
Yeah I've thought about writing an alternative history timeline but they wouldn't accept it, I'm sure.

"Today is a glorious day for the Anglo-Saxon race with the total destruction of the savage races of the South Pacific! We truly are Gods greatest creation. The colonisation of these wild and untamed lands can now move forward with dignity, dedication and duty to the Queen, the Empire and our great Race. 1841 will be a year of rememberance for our British blood in our new British homelands and our British blood in our glrious and great Britain".

Yeah, they wouldn't take to something like that I am sure to be sure to be sure.
>>
we should have a thread on /pol/ one of these days...
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>>593164678
Dammit,I was certain
>>
>>593164817
It was pretty good its just a pain the whole day rides on wind being good.
>>593165007
/nzpol/ ?
Not too much happening here now that election year is over its just GCSB guy and the sad incident in the southern ocean.
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>>593164540
It was a long shot, I know, but it was joke about Wings, the band, because they had a tour called Wings over America.

>yip

>>593164725
60 people are fucking you? Where exactly in the Hutt Valley are you?

>ayy Kiwi humour
>7 Days
>Summer barbies
>Dave Dobyn
>Tomatoe sauce
>Domestic violence
>ayy fuckin ayy cunt
>>
>>593165007
There was one during the election
>>
>>593164725
I didn't even know there were 60 people in this country
>>
>>593165007
And talk about what?

We've had some rather firey talks in these threads.

>haven't had one for a while
>fuck used to rile some people up good and proper
>>
>>593165162
set that joke up just for you :3
>>
>>593165027
Soz bro... You still probably know me cos havas is fucking tiny. I'm just not the dude you thought I was.
>>
>>593165287
Ill rile you up good and proper.
ifyaknowwhatImean
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>>593164678
GODAMMIT IM STILL SURE

ARE YOU FUCKING MISSING ROB YET?
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ALL ME
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>>593165302
>you've always been good to me
>i can only but try to be as good to you
>>
>>593165420
No idea what you're talking about
>>
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>>593165349
YOU GO TO RIVERBEND DONT EVEN TRY TO FUCKING DENY IT
>>
>>593165007
Theres too many angry auzzies on there for me.
>>
>>593165391
>ifyaknowwhatImean
You'll cancel my benefit and tell me it's all my fault?

>>593165424
Just remember we're in this together, you're not alone.

0800-help-line
>>
>>593135010

Pukekohe reportin in l8

why we gotta be such plebs
>>
>>593165614
Keep talking that shit and it wont be my dick I shove up your arse
>>
i keep it 300

like the romans

300 bitches
>>
Nothing making sense. OK.. Time for new thread for peeps who aren't wasted.
>>
>>593165722
Guess I had better shut my faggy mouth if I know what's good for me.

>sounds like you have a better handle on what's good for me
>>
>>593165877
I know what you like even better than you do
>>
>>593165852

>tfw you want a new thread but your kinda wasted
>>
>>593165548
The church? Honestly bro wrong person, its not me.
>>
>>593165852
>looking for sober conversation on saturday night/sunday morning
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>>593165952
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>>593166157
All I can say is it involves a gas mask and snow boots
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>>593155346
Kyss you dick shit
>>
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>>593166009
Godammit.
O
D
A
M
M
I
T
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>>593166245
kyss my ass
>>
>>593155346
Idbro, come to the tinychat room, all we have is nate being a sperg as usual
>>
>>593166242
I wasn't aware I liked anything of that ilk.

Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
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>>593166330
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>>593166419
>implying that isn't the main attraction

Needs more people before it's worth going to

tinychat com/nzchat
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>>593166330
i'll wrek you m8
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