I just caught a frog from a 2 story building, putting aside that the frog might be moonlighting as Superfrog, I don't know how the heck I should raise this frog. Any ideas?
Once a day you need to drop some flies in. If the frog does not eat them then pop him in the microwave for 30 seconds. The heat will increase his metabolism as this causes super fast digestion.
It's free drugs.
Lick it and stick it up your ass.
See the stars.
Be one with the universe.
Be one with frog-chan.
Dry orgasm from sheer happiness.
Wake up in your own shit and vomit.
Frog-chan is smoking a cigarette.
Kiss it goodnight.
Tell it you love it and then punch it in the clit.
So after a bit of time deciding what to do with it, I finally figured out that I should send it to space in a dildo shaped space shuttle, which is filled with horse semen as it heading in a crash course towards Demo. Afterwards, he may decide to become a Pyro Necro Beastiality maniac and post a video on the internet about the following events.
nigga that ain't no toad. mofucka that is straight up amphibian of the frog variety