All right /b/ Discuss who'd win.

me

>>592924796
that isnt enough sticks

sticks

The Sticks you faggot. They'll just attack at night.

>>592924796
Well i mean thats a lot of sticks

>>592924796
Are they brown sticks?

>>592925225
Not all of them.

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>>592924796

>this amuses me

>better than ylyl thread

>+1 internet for you

>>592924796
Are the sticks wet or dry? THESE ARE THE THINGS I NEED TO KNOW

>>592925513
Some wet, some dry. All are sticks.

Not enough info. Are they really really big sticks?

>>592924796
Are they specially trained sticks?

Where are they fighting

>>592925182
Underrated post.
Kek

>>592925632
Small to average to large size sticks. However, all of them are sticks

I fucked a dog in the ass yesterday

>>592925736
heh

Eh, I beat my sun with sticks all the time. Until the fuckin' busybody neighbor called the cops and CPS.

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>break sticks in half
>now have two trillion sticks
>wash
>rinse
>repeat

>>592925612
Well then the sticks, obviously. They'd start the attack with the dry sticks, to quickly make the sun tired...then come in with the wetters, and finish him off.

>>592925392
Are they pretty solid or do they crack easy

>>592926617
Some are solid some are weak. All are sticks.

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I've personally seen a gorilla throw (throw) a log that weighted easily 300kg quite a few meters. They are unfathomably strong, while remaining agile and relatively dexterous.
If one grabbed me I have no doubt it could throw me 20 meters. Or crush my skull. Or pull my arm off. Or just strike me and kill me where I stood.
and that's not even considering the fact that a gorilla is intelligent enough to pick up a rock/log as a weapon, has huge teeth, can climb, is agile enough to jump / maneuver and dexterous enough to grapple/grab weapons etc.
In hand-to-hand combat, I don't think 200 MMA fighters could take a single Silverback Gorilla, let alone 100 of them.

1.989000000000000000000000000000kg

vs

81875000000kg

1409000000000000000 km^3

vs

0.0000125 km^3

we got dis bois, lets do dis

>>592925182

This Mensa type nigga know the truth.

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one trillion dicks vs the sun

sun has no wood in them. stick wins

The sun. Are you guys serious? First of all how would sticks even get close enough to the sun without burning and second of all they don't have brains they couldn't fight the sun. My first time on /B and you guys are dumb. Shame. I was gonna join anonymous too.

Sticks if they form a faggot

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>>592924796

>Day 50,667 since launch aboard the stick battle cruiser, 2 hours to drop-off.

>He is nervous

>He understands now. This is a suicide mission

>He tries to clutch to his last diminishing shards of hope, channeling the last of the youthful optimism that had moved him to sign up for this mission.

>The optimism that had glued his eyes to the T.V. screen when his stick politicians talked of patriotism, valor and sacrifice.

>The optimism that had guided him home the night before liftoff.

>And had moved his twig hands to wipe the tears from his wife's face, and say,

>"This isn't goodbye. This is only the beginning of my great adventure; my small tribute to the cause."

>His wife smiled, but he could tell that something was missing.

>"When I return they will call me Sun Slayer."

>He scoffed

>Sun Slayer

>The ship began its' downward descent

>>592928611
Beautiful

Fucking best thread today

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>>592928004
you mean 'one trillion dicks vs you're mom'

aha...ahaha

>>592928611

So many feels :(

>>592925182
This is obviously the real answer

>>592928611
god speed


...


god speed

>>592924796
nigga sticks?

Probably the sun though because the sun is big so how big are sticks like stick length or really big stick

>>592924796
do the sticks have prep time?

Batman with time to prepare

>>592924796
The Sun weighs about 333,000 times as much as Earth. It is so large that about 1,300,000 planet Earths can fit inside of it.

do you really think 1 trillion sticks are enough?

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>>592926125
Nice

A trallion sticks because just one stick is bigger than then sun so imagin 1,000,000,000 sticks smashing that orange ball.

>>592924796
>A trillion sticks

what a huge faggot

>>592929921
What if the sticks are bigger than the sun

>>592930014
kek

>>592929921
What about 1 billion sticks

Put all of the sticks in 1 big bundle and you would have an OP.

>>592928611

>Marching, onward, ever onward

>Into the invasion vessels, in their millions

>He had done this many times before, yet this felt unfamiliar.

>The stick to his right had been with him since branch training. A strapping cedar branch with a big mouth.

>Yet now he was quiet.

>Wood on cement, the sound of this great war machine, filled the tense air.

>Then everything was still

>Stiller than it had been since lift off

>Death, for now, held his breath.

>With a pop, his pod was catapulted from the ship.

>Hurtling towards his fiery tomb, he apologized silently to his wife and closed his eyes.

>>592929921
>>592930088
>Two billion sticks
>One trillion sticks
>Two is more than one

I think two billion sticks would beat one trillion sticks because it is more

>>592928611
continue...

>>592924796
The sun is fueled by fusion, the sticks would just be more fusionable material for the sun...

>>592930262
:'c

>>592930142
why don't you take your clever lines a shove them up your ass

>>592930262
Needs this background music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5Dc2At5_AE

>>592930585
Or maybe the sun would be fusionable material for the sticks

>>592930338
This also

>one sun
>one trillion sticks
They just cancel each other out like a sun Made if lava and one made of ice

But
>one sun
And
>two billion sticks
Two is bigger than one so sticks will have one over the sun so sticks win

>>592930142
This is a winner!

itt: unfunny sperglords born in the naughties