any non-gay guy here who likes sucking dick?
im not gay but i suck my friends dick sometimes
as a completely straight dude i can honestly say sucking cocks (37 of them) is a great pasttime to share with all your friends
they all know im straight so theyre ok with it, even appreciative most times
The professor sure did fuck up strong on this one.
Dude. I don't want to shake uncontrollably, or fart, or fall asleep or sometething.
I have it figured out but my buddy matt is still having trouble so he gets me to practice on him.
Haha don't listen to any of these faggots OP. It's a totally hetero thing to suck your friends dicks. Shit I literally can't stop sucking dicks, but i'm straight as fuck.
OP is a fag?
Does op want to be called a fag?
Jesus this guy is a raging dick for trolling so hard...
Unless he isnt, I'm which case this op sucks dick...
...which would mean...
> pic related!
Nah man you don't get it. We are PRACTICING for girls. I don't even get matt to give me blowjobs any more because I have it figured out. He still needs the practice and I feel bad because he has diabetes so I give him blowjobs. NOT gay.
>suck friends dick
choose one, gayboy
We are practicing GETTING the blowjob. I don't want to be embarrassed, but like I said I have it figured out. My friend still needs the practice so I help him out. He still shakes uncontrollably. He tells me is because of his blood sugars and he just needs a little more practice.
oh i get it dude i love fucking chicks sometimes but im not straight im not even bi 100% fag
Hey OP I came across a pic of you and your buddy not being gay. I see nothing gay about it whatsoever.
Fucking lies. If you were straight you would be practicing rim jobs.Homo. quit lying to yourself
>buddy calls asking for ride
>it's fucking late, this motherfucker
>drive over to where he's partying
>he's making out with some clearly underage chick
>call his faggot ass over to the car
>this motherfucker asks if I can wait until he's finished
>No dude get the fuck in the car we're leaving
>Gets in the car, we take off
>He asks me to stop by the local walgreens on the way to his house
>you motherfucker it's like 5 miles out of the way
>Pleads with me that he needs some smokes
>fine you motherfucker jesus
>drive him to walgreens
>he gets out of car, turns back around and leans inside the car and asks to borrow $5
>He starts whining about how he spent all his money on booze for the party
>He comes back out
>I drive him to his house
>He asks for one more favor
>Will you suck my cock? Nothing gay dude I just have blue balls from that chick and you did kinda cockblock me
>This motherfucker right here
>Start sucking his cock
>This goes on for 5 minutes
>He starts moaning
>This motherfucker is moaning
>He blows his load in my mouth
>He thanks me for all my help and goes inside
>I drive home
>I realize he stole money from my wallet while I was blowing him
>Oh well at least I have my heterosexuality
same op, there is a difference to getting off and being gay. while i would suck dick i would never feel for a guy like a would for a girl or my gf. I was younger when i had gay moments but i would do it again
Well giving my buddy Matt that has diabeties a practice blowjob for when we actually get one from a girl while he shakes uncontrollably due to imbalanced blood sugars are while I am dresses up as a girl is NOT GAY. And I'm tired of trying to convince you guys.
I'll pray for you while I am giving pastor Steve a blowjob so my parents don't die of massive skin failure.
Try to look 50 years into the future, nerds. People in general are going to simply drop all of these fucking dumb labels and stop identifying as specific shit. Like it or hate it, that's how it will be.
Line hook and something something
Use your head man. The only people who like to broadcast their sexual identity are generally intolerable and shitty to be around. People will learn to just shit the fuck up about what they like in their mouth. It's already happening.
Men sucking dicks isnt gay? On 4chan?! ON /B/?!!!!!! Have we reached the singularity?
This. Agree 100%. We need more open minded people in the world. Dicksucking is an art, not a "gay act", and should be treated as such. You wouldn't judge a black man on his piano skills by saying "He's a brilliant BLACK pianist" would you? No. Same with cocksucking. You can be either a straight or gay cocksucker.
No, not a samefag. I'm >>592934198
>>592934013 is someone else. I just thought that nigga knew what was up. His point wasn't that humans will stop categorizing, I think what he meant was that the need to outwardly broadcast and draw attention to/build identities around them will slowly faze out of society. Which seems logical.
Not gay but me and a buddy double teamed a boy we met in a bar in Thailand. We didn't suck cock but that little fucker sure did and was better than any chick.
I still prefer chicks. Can't see myself doing another boy again.
It's unbalanced between the sexes too, in terms of being a double standard. Plenty of straight girls will make out with or even eat out other girls in threesomes, in college etc,
Exactly. I'm a non-smoking, left handed dude with certain food preferences and abilities. I do t broadcast any of that stuff because nobody would care. Our sexual identities will also be just as mundane in 50 years.
This thread has gone from the pure and simple act of practice blowjobs between friends and is now about being super gay on purpose. How did this happen /b/. Forshame.