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i got drunk last night and this chick gave me an amazing blowjob.

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i got drunk last night and this chick gave me an amazing blowjob. she has a boyfriend that i kind of know. Should i tell him?

also what do you think about her? I for one find the ago adorable. it was very cute to see on my dick
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4/10 would let bj.
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Did you fuck that hole in her teeth?
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I think she is fucking ugly but a blowjob is a blowjob. As long as she didn't scrape that gap across your dick.
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I think she's adorable. Not conventionally attractive necessarily, but I like that
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>>592781658

she is cute but just needs that tooth fixed. Not even that expensive to do.
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>>592781854
Scrape? Nigger that was the bj part. Ops dick catches air in that gap.
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>>592781848
I saw my dicks skin inbetween it a few times but it was really hot cause now it's all I think about when I see that gap
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Not that I blame you OP but really fuck girls

They call us pigs when they are sucking on every dick they can.
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should I tell her bf? I feel bad about it but I might be able to get a few more blowjobs...
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>>592781658

Yeah, only needs dental work.

As for your question, "should you tell him'. I'd say yes, and would. I mean, why the fuck not? Integrity is nice but saying "Hey man, your gf bj'd me" would be pretty fun, too.
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Don't say shit ot the guy thats between them.
You can however see if you can convince her to keep giving you those blowjobs and then maybe some pussy. Then if you really like her to keep going maybe have her break it off with the other guy and keep that cute gap tooth cumbucket for yourself.
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i wouldn't mind fucking her...
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Of course you should let him know.
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>>592782296

It's not between them if she's fucking other people.
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>>592782217
nigger dont tell
just keep getting blowjobs
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>>592781658
fuck her then tell him
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I would let him know. If want someone to tell me. I wouldnt even be mad at THEORY Of A Deadman
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>>592782570
I'm going with this I think. And I wouldn't want to date her. If she can do that to him she could do that to me.
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>>592782680
Change can to will
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>>592781658
dat gap doe
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>>592782860
hot isn't it
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YUCK. You're all fucked.. She's fucking gross. Nerds and Betas think she's 'ok' but she is genuinely a 0/10. Losers
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Say nothing, next time her lips are round your cock get a close up photo of that gap against your bell end and send it to him.
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>>592781658
them are some fucked up tooths!

Also no, you should not tell him. Telling him only results in him hating you, possible fight, possible word on the street that you fuck around with other guy's girlfriends etc. etc.

Keep your mouth shut, and you'll also have a better chance of getting more blowjobs.
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>>592781658
Holy crap!
Did the Jewish people escape slavery through her face?!
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>>592781658

i'd pay to see vid of her giving head so fast she starts whistling
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>>592783147
fucking kekd
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also has a cute butt
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>>592781658
Don't listen to these beta fuckers. Tell the guy. Men have honor. If some dude told me he fucked my gf or she sucked him off I would only respect the dude, of course chicks lie about having boyfriends. "Oh we're on and off, it's complicated, we took a few weeks off."

I would want to know ASAP that my girlfriend is a slut so I wouldn't waste any more time with her. Tell him asap bro.
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>>592782235
>As for your question, "should you tell him'. I'd say yes, and would. I mean, why the fuck not? Integrity is nice but saying "Hey man, your gf bj'd me" would be pretty fun, too.

this. not only do you get head from a pretty cute girl, you get to crush the soul of her now ex-bf. what's not to like?
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>>592781848
Top kek
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Tell him in graphic detail like a true alpha male and engage in fisticuffs if necessary don't be a beta fag.
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>>592781849
What a fucking cum guzzler gerbil pale malnourished looking cunt. Fucking alcohol baby slut with no remorse.

Women are fucking cunts man. Nothing pisses me off more than a lying cheating scumbag cunt. They do it and they think they can get away with it. When men murder their wives on the news I'm not even surprised, I can see how someone can snap on their woman if they fucked them up pretty bad. It's fucked up man.

You gotta leave the bitch you're with asap if she fucks you over once, because it'll happen again and again, over and over, you might just not know about it for a while.
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>>592782929
ugh you're a fucking troll. Fuck you faggot getting me all riled up. Motherfucking faggot troll. Lie in a ditch bloody bitch.
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>>592783351
> don't listen to these beta fuckers
> if some dude told me he fucked my gf
> would respect the dude

dafuq. You are the biggest beta of all time... Alpha males wouldn't shake the hand of someone who fucked their gf.... they'd beat the fuck out of them. You are pathetic. ky
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>>592783434
I lie this a lot but I also want another blowjob....
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Jesus christ op. I have fucked some nasty bitches when I used to drink but shit man. I would not fuck that chick with my sisters cock...it looks like she still has her baby teeth
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> i got drunk last night and this chick gave me an amazing blowjob. she has a boyfriend that i kind of know. Should i tell him?

pffft. bf probably already knows about her skillset
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>>592783736
>I lie a lot
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Was it too difficult for her to get braces?
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>>592781658
amazing flowjowb
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To whoever said that the boyfriend would shake my hand, you're fucking idiot. He would beat my ass.
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i think your best course of action is to spend some more time with her to get an idea if you like this chick more than just a mouth. get a few more bjs, fuck her, then decide if you want a relationship. If you do, you need to let the guy know so they can end everything. If you dont want a relationship than get a few more beejers and just be done with it. dont talk to him or her after that.
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>i got drunk last night and this chick gave me an amazing blowjob.
>this chick gave me an amazing blowjob.
>amazing blowjob.
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>>592784224
Kek
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Oh fuck no, I wouldn't let that beaver anywhere near my dick. Shed fucking naw it off and add it to her dick dam.
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You just want us to find her and message the boyfriend saying she sucked dick. No pics she even did it so I'm assuming she rejected you. Not your personnel army.
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>>592783351
ha you gay!
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>>592784538
you are a creative one. no that is not the case I'm simply asking for advice
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>>592784160
well then, do you want to get your ass beaten or do you want more blowjobs?

DO NOT TELL HIM
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She sounds like a Petrie dish of std's
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Honestly if I fucked that I wouldn't want people to know.
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>>592784784
>>592784773
>>592784642
>>592784533
kekitykekek
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>>592781658
op the chick is cute, I'd say enjoy it for a while but just don't get attached. Let her get attached to you, no biggie whatever but if she is gonna suck another dude while she has a boyfriend she would do the same to you in a heartbeat if shit panned out that way. Slutty girls stay slutty.
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She is functional, put a potato in her mouth, slap her on the neck.
It's perfect French frie time
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>>592785039
That one got me
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Offcourse you tell him.. Thats the bro-code..
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>>592785168
Bro code...... fuck off mtv watcher
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>>592784999
I agree with you bro. I just don't have any real intention on actually dating her. I'm just in it for the blowjobs. I wouldn't mind fucking her. I also really want her to sit on my face
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>>592785168
so it's bro code to tell him that I let her suck me off and swallow my load , but it's not bro code to not fuck her moth in the first place?
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she made this face last night


Ok thank you guys for your advice I think I know what I'm going to do now.

/thread
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>>592785770
Look OP, I don't know what you look like or even what the other guy look like as well. The question you need to ask yourself is, is this dental nightmare worth getting my ass kicked over or fighting over.
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>>592785373
did she swallow?
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According to /b/, all girls and guys cheat. And even those who don't, really do.
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>>592786099
like a fucking princes

just curious/jacking off?
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>>592785907
did she get that coffee cup stuck between her teeth?
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>>592786289
Curious. Did you let her know it was coming?
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>>592786322
What's this gif from? I always wonder what just happened, and why the dude in the middle doesn't seem phased by it. Did he cause it?
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>>592783147
kek.
OP came on Abraham.
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Your teeth will end up looking worse than hers if you tell him
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>>592786515
First, you must acknowledge my dubs
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>>592786427
no but I made enough noise so she knew it was coming. she opened her mouth and tilted her head back so I could watch it go on her tongue. She looked up at me for a bit, showed it off then swallowed it. it was really fucking hot.
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>>592783147
holy shit, lol
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You got drunk at a party and she blew you. She likely drunk as well. You say you're "in it for the blowjobs" and you'd fuck her and give her oral.
What makes you think there's more to come? What indication do you have that this wasn't a one-off thing?
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>>592786757
Yes, dubs acknowledged, and double twos are extra lucky if it please you.

Ahem...
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>>592782680
Exactly. If she will cheat with you, she will cheat on you.
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>>592786515
it was from a series of dumb youtube rap battles
He'll say shit like
>"Naps, I take that. Snacks, I eat that: i'm not a rapper, so stop rapping at me."
and than his whole crew goes wild.
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>>592786813
...now I'm jacking off
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>>592781658
I bet she can put a cigarette in between those teeth and just puff it like that.
Very practical if used correctly.
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>>592787173
Found it, thanks.
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Why would you punish someone that gave you a bj?

don't look a gift mouth in the mouth.

You are just as much to blame anyway, Its not like she forced you to have your dick sucked.
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She's really cute imo. Depending on how much you know/like the guy that's her "bf", I'd say fuck him and keep going with her.
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>>592781658
I hope you both get raped by aidsniggers.

>>592783351
I wouldn't fucking respect the guy, but she's the one who betrayed him, not OP. I would want to know so that I could hate her and to a lesser extent him.
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>>592782680

Nah, you are acting like a nigger by not telling him. I don't care what color you are; don't be a nigger.
BJs are great, but nothing is worth being a nigger. If you had a gf and she randomly blew some guy at a party, you would want to know ASAP, correct? Please afford your fellow human beings that same courtesy. If he dumps her and she still wants to blow you, then everybody wins. If she refuses to blow you again because you didn't let her skank ass get away with it, then find another gap-toothed cumdumpsters to blow you.
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>>592785373
yeah dude, just enjoy it for the time being then. Also, there is no reason to try to tell the dude, that friendship died as soon as she did anything with you, talking it out will do nothing. Plus it can't have mattered in the first place if you were cool with hookin up with his chick, right?
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>>592784160

Did you know before, or after the BJ that she had a bf?
Maybe send him an anonymous note, or if she sucks you again try to snap a pic and send it to him in some anon fashion. You can always deny it was you.
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>>592788066
Did you read OP's post? He's not going with her. They were drunk and she blew him once at a party. He's just here to brag about it and enjoys entertaining the notion of continuance, but there's no evidence of that whatsoever.
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>>592784192

No. He does not want a relationship. She is damaged goods with low self esteem and daddy issues. This is why she blows strangers at parties.
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I gots to fuck with gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit
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>>592784533

> dick dam

Need to cap this for a future ylyl thread.
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>>592788641
also, don't listen to these dudes saying you should tell the guy. How does that shit always pan out, the dude gets mad at the other guy and not his slutty chick. I'm sure she will end up telling him and it's not on you to tell him if you only kinda know him. If the dude is your friend, go find a new friend and continue not tellin the dude.
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Tell the dude. Trying to get more blow jobs behind his back is too much work and never let a bitch slip.
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>>592781728
>>592781658
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>>592788904
post when done
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OP she looks like an old man with sex change .
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get nudes
post them
tell your friend
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>>592782217
After blowing you, you shoulda made her spin around and spurt your cum out between her teeth like a rotating lawn sprinkler
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>>592781658
>she has a boyfriend that i kind of know
>i kind of know
>kind of

He's not your bro. You don't owe him shit. Enjoy your blowjobs guilt free
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Keep your mouth shut if you want another one. Who gives a fuck about some guy? You won't know either of them in a couple years anyways so spare yourself the drama. Get head, great ass, bounce. Repeat as necessary.
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@ashleywaffle on instagram
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>>592781658
I'm sure he knows now...
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>>592790707
My sides
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She's fucking hideous and OP has no ounce of self respect
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>>592791635

FB:

/ashley.wassil.1

Someone message her boyfriend: /JuicyMilkshakes
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bumping so i can post my cap
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>>592792189
winrar
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Well the righT thing to do would be to tell him. But honestly I'd just keep tapping her ugly ass.

I saw my eX last night and fucked her. Then she got a txt and said "you gotta go my bf is coming"

"You have a bf? Lol you're such a slut. Always have been"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT"

"K I'll be by next week for another round"

"Ok"

....Women for you
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That busted grill...

British/10
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>>592792379
Bahahaha

WIN!
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>>592781658
MFW the girl on that grill.
DNW.
>Kentucky or West Virginia?
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>>592784224
top lol
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>>592792853
OP fits between that crack, but he's long.
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>>592783351

this is fucking beta

The actual thing to do would be to punch the guy out and dump your gf
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one mo bump. almost done with my mspaint masterpiece
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>>592793098
quick
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>>592789594
>>592792341

Here you go.
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>>592793222
>>592793431

Trips demanded! Anon deliver'd!
Today was a good day.
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>>592793431
top fucking kek
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>>592790707

MODS!
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You ask her for more blowjobs/sex/anal and if she refuses you blackmail her that you're going to tell her boyfriend.
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>>592781658
You should tell her boyfriend. She's too ugly to be a slut. Troglodytes like her shouldn't be able to cheat on their boyfriends. No woman nor man should cheat on their companions for that matter.
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>>592793804
says the anon who's never been offered some good ass.
>mfw
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>>592783582
>malnourished
>rather nice and curvy
OP, ya did good. Get a relationship with her just for the sex. 9/11 girl yo
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>>592784224
Britbong detected. Is this a butter face thread?
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>>592793804
this

Seriously.
Think if that happened to you, what would you want? Of course to leave that fucking cheater lobster and even if angry, it would be good to know sooner that woman is not able to be a man's woman
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>>592781658
dat gap got enough space to install gta v
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>>592794180
It's got enough to download Train Simulator, Arma 3, MGR:R, and all of their fucking DLC's
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>>592781658
that's /b/ro code. you gotsta tell him.
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>>592794180
3 words of 3 letters.
speaking about games
mentioning space
Half life 3: hole into space confirmed
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>>592793981
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>>592793981
Haha you got me, you big meanie.
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>>592788300
this
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>>592788300
100% the truth. Take it from the doubles.

There's plenty of better looking women willing to give you 2 BJ's without you having to nigger your way out of it.
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>>592794306
I love how the tumblrfemsjws respond to this pic: "This is why I hate men!"
lolwhut?
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>>592792088
This
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>>592795744
bumpbumpbump
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>>592795744
already did lel
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