ITT: We post our tinder pick up lines >Are you a Missouri

>>592751285

Are you gasoline? Eventhough you're expensive, i'd still pump you in my car.

>>592751285
If you don't send nudes now I will fucking find out who you are, where you live, who your friends and family are and i'm gonna stab them to death you fucking whore. Do you fucking hear me? Send nudes now. You have been warned.


Works 9/10 times

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>>592751285

tits or gtfo XD

Are you a carnivorous earwig? Cause I can't get you out of my head.

Are you an empty glass of orange juice? Cause I'd like to fill you up

>>592751457
alpha

>>592751457
Prove it.

someone sage this faggot shit

>>592751285
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

>>592751285
Did you fall from heaven? Cause Imma eat your pussy out

Is it possible to use tinder without a Facebook account?

>>592751285
Are you a toy model? Cause I want to put my dick inside you.

If you were the alphabet I'd write you a letter.

>>592751759
Nah but you can make a fake facebook and then go from there

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>>592751285

Are you a hotspot, because I am feeling a connection.

>>592751663
>>592751859
samefag

>>592751285
My Fleshlight is broken. Can I use you instead?

>>592751285
So do you like anal?

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Roses or Daisies?

Good, now I know what to send after I murder that pussy

>>592751583
how is it a glass of orange juice if its empty

when's the last time you had sex cause my mom's out of town and Id like it if you came over and cooked me some cereal then tucked me into bed.

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>>592751539

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>>592751945
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>>592752015
because everyone loves orange juice. this is your problem anon. you overthink everything

What's your favorite flower? I need to know what to put on your casket after I murder that pussy

>>592752175
obviously shooped

>>592751285
Would you want to sleep with me?
>got me laid 3 times outta a few thousand attempts :)

I thinks we have a class together.

What class?

Pretty sure we have CHEMISTRY.

I can't go near schools, and I am not really allowed to use the internet. I have a full size industrial meat grinder in my garage.

>>592752175
#rekt

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>>592752310

>>592752107
GOOD LUCK OFFICER WILSON

Hey, I'd love to see the moonlight reflecting off of your beautiful eyes tonight. meet me by 3rd street.

>>592752175
>>592752476
samefag

id drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

Baby, I'll disappoint you SO hard.

>>592751285
Is that a shovel in your pocket?
cuz I'm diggin that ass

Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name bert?

We meet, I make you laugh, we talk all night, you make me cookies, we go skydiving, fall in love, get married, travel the world, have babies, save the queen, avoid dying in a zombie apocalypse thanks to your race car driving skills, vacation on Mars, buy a portion our favorite vineyard so we always have good wine on hand, play with our grandchildren (my favorite is JJ), and look back at it all and say... Good thing you swiped right!'.

Or we meet, have an awkward conversation, go our separate ways, and never speak to each other again.

Choose your own adventure, #Name#!

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>>592753446