Sonic was asleep silently as the other smashers were also as

bumping this to keep alive until the old thread dies

>>592718556
bump

>>592718556
The ultimate cringe ride must continue

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bumpin

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9532463/1/Sonic-s-Ultimate-Harem

dont forget to link

>"Crimson Viper"

>"The CIA Agent with a suit that holds gadgets"

>"Yes"

>"How in mushrooms did you had sex with her anyway"

I haven't been able to properly breathe for the last half hour

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>Twelve: Sonic thrusts into poison Ivy behind her in a doggy position but this time in a bulldog position

>This time in a bulldog position
>Bulldog Position

My fucking sides, i can't find them

THIS SHIT IS GOLDEN.

>>592719152
How in mushroom is a new expression I plan to use in everyday life.

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>carbon of orange

Why must you do this to me?

Hey" April greeted happily

"Hey yourself beautiful, something I can help you with?" Sonic asked

"Well… (Walks up to Sonic and pushes Sonic against the fridge softly and twirls her fingers on his chest) I was just admiring how handsome you look with that outfit"

"Thanks, I used to be naked but I decided to wear threads for the most part that's all"

"Oh"

"Yeah"

"So can you spit a rhyme for me"


It just comes out of fucking no where!

Ouch that got to sting, do you guys sometimes tried to have fun
Yeah going to different places to hang out and having a good time but that's not the fun I really want
then what is it then exactly I you dont mind me asking
"I want to have sex" - jessie

WAT EVEN

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this shit makes me sick to my stomach, its so hard to read this fucking garbage

>>592719229
The greatest fanfiction ever written

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Sakura engulfs it inside her mouth, bops her head up and down sucking him off having Sonic watching her perform a blowjob. Sakura slurp to Sonic's shaft to make Sonic feel good and feel comfortable, she also went on to stroke Sonic's shaft while sucking off Sonic a little before stopping. Sonic felt the waves of ecstasy and relax letting out a light groan. Sakura worked on her magic by using her tongue licking Sonic's shaft and rapidly licking the tip of his shaft having Sonic shivering down his spine. She went back sucking off Sonic, increases her speed and sucks it faster making Sonic more some more."Ahn… Sakura… you're getting good at this…" Sonic moaned."Mmmmm mmmmmmmmmph…" Sakura moaned. Sakura spending thirteen minutes sucking off Sonic bopping her head fast and sucking him harder. Sonic was close to his limit knowing he is about to climax. Sakura stops for a moment and strokes it with a smile."Come on Sonic, cum for me. You can cum whenever you want."

Sonic fucking Zelda, next Zelda is going to be part goddess part hedgehog...

Por que

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"(Starts shaking Sonic's hand) You too Sonic, what brings you here?" Mario asked

"Just to get something to eat of course. What about you?"

"Same a here Sonic, how you've been so far by the way"

"Oh I've been good exactly. I've been going through some things of course"

"Oh I see"

"Yeah how you and Peach so far?"

"We've been pretty good and our relationship is going absolute perfect"

"That's good"

"So um… What do you mean going through some things?"

"Well… How do I put this. I um… I've been a big time player the whole time"

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>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Sonic you slept with a six foot female hulf who's the cousin of Hulk and you actually slept i mean SLEPT with the She-Hulf Sonic what on mushrooms have you got yourselves into all of sudden. You slept with a lot of different ladies but now She-Hulk!

>What on mushrooms

I.. i can't breathe... I'm going to die...

Has anyone read his profile? There's enough cringe to fill a swimming pool

From where he fucks Valentine, his secret admirer
>"Well I'm 19 years old, what about you?"

>"I'm 27 years old"

>"Whoa… I'm having a date with a twenty seven year old woman"

>"Surprisingly isn't it"

my sides are finished, I can't take it anymore someone hold me, he kept the mystery lovers identity hidden complete with a love note in bold and then in the middle of a paragraph just casually threw her name in there

this is the pinnacle /b/

>>592719841
I don't know man I might need to save that dose of cringe for tomorrow or a later date

This Sonic and Shadow shit alone is good for at least 2 more months.

>>592719778

>"That's good"

>"So um… What do you mean going through some things?"

Did you missed a line or it was written that way?

>>592718556
Please some drawfag draw a scene from this with a direct quote that shit would be golden

>>592720081
That's literally how it was written

http://kotaku.com/5953890/excerpts-from-an-erotic-shadow-the-hedgehogborderlands-fan-ficton
HE FUCKING MADE IT ONTO KOTAKU.COM

holy shit even the titles of the chapters are cringy

>Sadistic Pirate Seduction- chapter 79
>Zombie hunter ecstasy - chapter 69

THERES FUCKING PAGES OF COMMENTS

ACTUAL
REAL
FUCKING COMMENTS

NOT EVEN /b/ TROLLS

GO TO THE LAST PAGES

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>>592720343
Holy fuck KEK

>They were now having sex together as Black Widow who is on top of sonic in a cowgirl position riding in top of Sonic.

The ride never ends

>>592719314
>thanks I used to be naked but I decided to wear threads for the most part that's all

some character devolopment noice

look at this sex maniac

would you trust this face

"Yes I'm positive and don't worry I won't hurt you with my powers as long I keep my gloves on ok honey"

Imagine someone saying that to you before you're about to fuck them.

>>592720509
>zombie hunter ecstasy
Holy cunt that was funny

>>592719064
That five head

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my god this man is a genius, this is how 50 shades of grey started guys lets get this nigga a publisher

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>Their sex went on for 28 minutes and Black Widow went crazy with the excitement which is driving her insanely crazy because of the ecstasy.

I.... I should stop reading.
I just can't.

>>592720521
...where? I'm not seeing any

>>592720433
I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic

>>592720521
Where? Link? It just ends for me

>>592721115
>>592721158
https://www.fanfiction.net/r/9532463/0/13/

>>592721319
OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO DIE TONIGHT AREN'T I

>>592721437
YOU AND ME BOTH FAGGOT

Ch 26 Chun-Li.

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I fucking got a soft boner.

What the fuck.

>>592721481

I CAN'T BREATHE FAGGOTS
WE SHALL DIE AS BROTHERS

>>592721071
>Rogue sucked on Sonic's manhood hard and fast for 11 minutes with full ecstasy.

I love how he puts it down to the minute.

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>>592721319
Halo117 chapter 1 . Sep 16, 2014
Can Sonic do Launch from Dragon Ball plz?
[report review for abuse] Guest chapter 94 . Sep 14, 2014
Can you do honey from space dandy
[report review for abuse] Trollface2074 chapter 124 . Sep 13, 2014
Can you have Sonic do Palutena from Kid Icarus Uprising plz? No rush
[report review for abuse] maurice 89 chapter 69 . Sep 10, 2014
can you sonic slepp with luilet's sisters

I love the exact times he specifies

>they kisses for about 55 minutes almost an hour

fucking lol

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>>592721319
You're kidding right?

>>592721929
Autism, anon. He has autism.

>>592721929
He does it in another chapter too

"Yes... yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes oh my goodness yes Sonic. Give it to me." Zelda moaned.

Zelda lean down close to Sonic resting her hands on the hedgehog's shoulder still moving her hips and her body in motion. Sonic still had his hands wrap around Zelda; quite frankly Zelda kisses Sonic on the lips some more with passion with the hedgehog returning the kiss.

They had sex for at least about an hour and several minutes.

>at least about an hour and several minutes.

>at least
>about
>an hour and
>several
>fucking
>minutes


>My sides have left the observable universe

>"Sugar, that was delicious. Taste like blue raspberries"

It's like a goldmine.

alright you know what we must do /b/

dubs decides who sonic should fuck next

>>592721319
Olive Leia chapter 140 . Oct 27, 2014
Hey, Lil Knucklez! I'm a HUUUUUGGGGGEEEE fan! I really luvd ur fanfic. I have a request. Can you make a story from a request from me? The plot is: Sonic gets fired from his job (I would like Pizza Hut, but the occupation is up 2 u) meets a librarian named Vincent the Hedgehog who is friends with an astronaut named Patricia the Hedgehog.. Patricia looks at sonic and thinks he is soooo sexy. So, She takes sonic up 2 space with her. They make luv in 0 gravity. However, the rocket ship breaks down and they fly to a planet called Magnumanus. There, they meet a robot space alien named DAQ (pronounced Dak). They get there ship wurking. then Sonic makes love to Patricia and they have a baby in space. They then raise the baby, but little do they know that Eggman is looking for them. Can you do that story? Thanks in advanse!

>>592721319
Yoshi 2.1 chapter 120 . Aug 29, 2014
Wow, that was a good chapter.

How many of these chapters do you plan on making?

Im going to fucking bed, fuck this shit

you guys
YOU GUYS
SONIC FUCKING RAPS

*AHEM*

"So can you spit a rhyme for me"

"Me here right now?"

"Of course silly, I want to here you rap"

"Alright I guess I have no choice then"

"So…"

Sonic start to smile and then begins to spit.

>Sonic's verse:
>The names Sonic,
>Yep take just a pic,
>Just spitting on this beat,
>The beat is looking neat,
>Don't ruin my moment,
>I'll get to violent,
>It's most anticipated,
>I'm so sophisticated,
>I travel around the world,
>Looking for a cute girl,
>Whoops I found here right here and I'm going to make her my world,
>I'm flowing like a ocean breeze,
>These haters can't catch me,
>I be like John Cena they know they can't see me,
>The ladies dig with me and I'll let these haters see,
>Hey I'm not trying to get you jealous because you're already mad,
>I knock out bad guys who've already been bad,
>No offense your girlfriend's hot,
>She like a number on spot,
>I take her to my place and give the excitement,
>Got her moaning and groaning to this Sonic loving,
>Yep she loves it,
>She's so addicted to it,
>I make things a little more epic
>And that's why the ladies call me by the name: Sonic

After hearing Sonic spit, April was very impressed and smiled.

>>592722233
Kyoko from reborn

>>592722365
>Im going to fucking bed, fuck this shit

Just know my sides died for you

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUDbdBbjBaw

>>592721319
I WASNT PREPARED MAKE IT STOP

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>>592722389

I can't stop reading...I just can't..

>>592722539
What the actual fuck?

>>592722324
>they make love in 0 gravity
0 FUCKING GRAVITY OH MY GOD KEKS FOR MONTHS

>>592722389
What beat does this go to? Holy fuck, my sides are somewhere in Siberia right now.

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>>592722389
My body was not ready for this

OP OP here;

Let's request some gay sexing!

>Sonic's erected shaft inside her vagina to get the moment going

Fucking spot on

>>592722874
>implying you aren't fapping right now

>oh my emeralds
Toasting in epic bread

Please someone make some comics

>>592723215
Yes, so arrousing

Hey you fags

Don't forget about this one to

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8676685/1/Shadow-s-Big-Harem

This might be better than the thread with the comic about those diaper wearing furrys

>>592722389
>whoops I found her right here and I'm going to make her my world

LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW THE SEXUAL DEMIGOD THAT HIDES BEHIND THAT BLUE RASPBERRY SKIN

>Me and Black widow had sex for 36 hours
>sex for 36 Hours
>36 HOURS

Houston my sides have left the solar system

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>I met Gwendolyn Tennyson and we had sex. I mean crazy sex.
>You... Got... To be... KIDDING ME!
>Yeah and it was during Ben 10,000's timeline

It was during Ben 10,000's timeline.
It was during Ben 10,000's timeline.
It was during Ben 10,000's timeline.
IT WAS DURING BEN 10,000's TIMELINE

>>592721319
DONNIE IS MINE chapter 9 . Jul 10, 2014
i dunno how they (the turtles) stood there and watched it... ill give Donnie this.. surpised he didnt freak out but heres the thing: since April is into Sonic DONNIE IS ALL MINE MWAHAHA! oh yeah ill hang out with u at ur lab.. *teeheehee* ive had a weird crush on the 2012 Donnie for the longest time.. 2 yrs.

>"Yes yes yes oh Sonic fuck me. Give it to me, drill me like a wild animal" Jessica moaned
10/10 fap material

>>592722881
>Space baby hedgehog
someone keep an eye out for that please.

>>592723743
NONO IT CANT BE

IM GOING OUT LAFFIN

>>592723349
The guy in the video didn't make it, he's just doing a "dramatic reading" to showcase autism
Kinda like this thread

>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4396067/1/Tails-on-his-own

I hope someone is drawing a comic right now

are you guys alive or are you dying from side failure

>>592724117
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4396067/1/Tails-on-his-own
>Sonic and tails was running accross
>was running
nope

>>592724603
my sides have officially been destroyed

>>592724603
duck tape could not keep my sides together

>>592724603
Dude, it's too much cringe for /b/ to handle, I never thought this day would come

How can i copy text from the page?

>>592724945
Can't gotta type it up in note pad and then copy it

Guys, read the authors page. It's the most cringe worthy shit I've ever seen

>>592723358
Shadow has a threesome with the teen titans containing such gems as

>Come on Shadow your so sexy, shoot your sexier than everyone, you have a mysterious and sexy look and it feels so...sexy

>>592724945
Use a development tool and edit the HTML on the page, its insepect element on firefox

>>592725077
I don't think I can handle anymore please God make it stop

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>>592724603
This... this shit is too much cringe, I can fucking smell doritos in that guy's fedora.

>"Yes that's the one"

>"Sonic you got to be the luckiest hedgehog that is ever sleep and have sex with Powergirl"
>THE LUCKIEST HEDGEHOG THAT IS EVER SLEEP
this is fucking platinum coated gold

>>592723743
I'M DONE
MY FUCKING SIDES CAN'T TAKE THIS

DANNY GLOVER DICK CAKES THE AUTHOR IS HAVING A POLL FOR WHO SHOULD BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER

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>>592725077
>Age: 17

JESUS FUCK I THOUGHT THAT GUY WAS 11 OR SOMETHING.

>>592725117
he's just so sexy!

My mother fucking sides!!

>>592725077
>the forms entries
>Darkspine Form: Sonic's fur turn blue to purple, his quills are just like Super Sonic. Instead of having white vertical lines on his forehead to his quill, he even has grey streaks on his quills, his eyes turn into pure white and has yellows rings around his wrist. Sonic's skin color had changed color which turn the color grey. His cargo pants even change colors to black with purple streaks on his pants, his sneakers even change colors as they turn dark purple with black highlights and black laces to go along with it. Darkspine Sonic can use fire Pyrokinesis performing new flaming abilities to go along with his attacks against his opponents. During his Darkspine form, Sonic can even ascend to two levels of his Darkspine for like levels to two and three just like Super Sonic.

>literally sanic the edgehog

>>592725374
LINK NAO

>>592725374
Link it please

>>592725590
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3140134/Lil-Knucklez#

>>592725590
>https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3140134/Lil-Knucklez#
>>592725719


Which of these Milf Ladies should have a chance with Sonic in "Sonic's Ultimate Harem"?
1 Trudy Proud (Proud Family)
2 Dexter's Mom (Dexter's Laboratory)
3 Ann Possible (Kim Possible)
4 Willow (A Kind of Magic)
5 Vultura (El Tigre)
6 Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)
7 Lois Griffin (Family Guy)
8 Sunset Boulevardez (Proud Family)
9 Francine Smith (American Dad)
10 Peg (Goof Troop)
11 Donna Tubbs (Cleveland Show)
12 Debbie Turnbull (Robotboy)
13 Aunt Cass (Big Hero 6)

WHICH ONE DO WE DO BROS

>>592725123
>>592724945
>>592725060
do the inspect element thingy, then inside the developer tools section do a Ctrl-F search for "-select". Then right-click on that text, click "edit as HTML" and delete the text that says "-webkit-user-select: none;"

>captcha: bustem

>>592725866
Peg from Goof Troop.
I don't think my sides could handle it

>>592725866
SUNSET BOULEVARDEZ OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

>>592725866
Peg

>Garsh Sanic, that's one good ole' cock

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>>592725374
FUCK LET'S VOTE FOR DEXTER'S MOM.

>>592726099
3rd Thread, let's keep this going all night

Guysguysguysguysguysguysguys

SONIC'S TATOOS from https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3140134/Lil-Knucklez

Sonic's First Tattoo: http://imgs.tuts.dragoart.com/how-to-draw-tribal-flames_1_000000000321_5.jpg

Sonic's Second Tattoo: http://fc00.deviantart.net/images/large/indyart/vector/TRIBAL_TAT_o0o.jpg

Also he has a ballot of who sonic gets to fuck

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>>592725077
>Powers: Uncanny

This guy is the creepy one at school.
The one who collect cans to recycle, saving for a trenchcoat

>>592726443
I was gonna go to bed, but fuck it, I don't need to go to school

>>592725866
Voted for peg

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>Sonic look down swueezing and groping Mad Moxxi's butt as he urges on to thrust himself rapidly inside Mad Moxxi. During his thrusts, Sonic pull Mad Moxxi's arms back and roughly thrusting hard and deep inside of Mad Moxxi in rapid speed going in and out of Mad Moxxi which also making the bed shake and rattle in motion and rhythm. Mad Moxxi rolled her eyes backwards.
>Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh ooooooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss oh sugar it's so much, so much that I cannot handle. Please stop sugar, I don't think I can take much more of it any longer" Mad Moxxi begged

/b/ros link this to your friends, your families, your coworkers, everyone you know
THE WORLD WILL BOW TO LIL KNUCKLEZ AND HIS SONIC HERIM

>>592727325
Lets make Lil Knucklez the man of the year

>>592727460
Nobel peace prize for lil knucklez

My sides have left the known universe to explore the cosmos.

OP, you are a gentleman. Thank you.

/b/ we should come up with an award for best fanfic writer of the year and give it to Lil Knucklez for 2013, 2014 and this year

OP here.

Author of fanfic:
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3140134/Lil-Knucklez

>Age: 17

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>>592723358
All is loss.