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We love you Americans.

-Euroanon
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>>592701572
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>Snowboarding in New Hampshire
>See skier drop her pole
>Pick it up
>She says "Thanks you're a lifesaver!"
>MFW she has a London Accent
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>>592701572
Europe has the women I like
-Americanon
>pic related
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I think Obama is a good guy.

-Euroanon
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What is up with Marmite and Veggitmite? Do y'all actually eat that shit?
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>>592702421
Sasquatch is from America
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>>592702700
Vegemite is Australian.
Also delicious
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>>592701572
I love the way Portugal... ... ... ...
Is a good windshield?
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>>592701572
i like mexicans
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>loves america
>posts prove you're not american threads all day
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>>592701572
hope to visit someday
-Americanon
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Watching The Imitation Game, reminds me what you guys went through in the great WWII. You Brits, being bombed into dust and still telling them Nazis to sod off. You French, having boots marching in your streets and forming the resistance. And even you Germans, for conquering almost an entire half of the globe. You guys are all badasses.
- Amerifat
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Amerifat retard conservatives just weren't raised right. They can't help themselves.
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>>592701572
Have a nice day
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>>592703222
same bro
-Euroanon
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>>592703276
>French marching in the streets.
Only away from the battlefield. The people who marched in France where from Poland. Not a Polandfag though
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I like(d) your drinking laws.
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>>592701572
i think girls with euro accents are sexy. they almost make up for all the male faggots in the country.
-your friend from America
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>>592703276
>sod off?
are you sure you are not a eurofag
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I am Muslim and I love the growing population you have there in Europe. Can't wait until Sharia Law gets implemented
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>>592701572
You Euros make nice cars (well the Ginny's and Limey's at least)
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>>592703538
american here, that sounds pretty good. fuck those brown faggots
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>>592703034
What's the difference? Y'all some pommy wommys.
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>>592701572
Dear European friend.

Why are your women so cute?
Why are their accents so sexy?
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>>592703739
liked? and which country exactly are you talking about?
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>>592703793
He was saying what the Brits were saying, man.
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>>592703925
keep dreaming, besides gtfo you're not even european or american
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>>592703793
made it a point to use the term they would probably use lol

As for France, they had Napoleon, overall they still have a pretty impressive winning record. It staggers me that there are institutions in Europe that have been around before even Vikings set foot on American soil. Impressive history.
- still an Amerifag
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>>592702692
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>>592701572
I have anything nice to say about Europe because I don't know where to begin. Thanks for the Enlightenment and Industrial Revolution? Also, I appreciate your cultural secularism. America is secular on paper but less so culturally, hence the "In God We Trust" pasted everywhere since the 50's.
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can we all agree to hate niggers again?
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>>592703925
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if you could give US territories to European countries, and they would do the same to the US, which territories would you exchange
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>>592703180
That's because you've never seen one fuck house cat.
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>>592704847
i thought it was donkeys
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>>592703925
Terrorist?
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Dear Europoors,
You are welcome to come to the United States when the Muslims are done ruining your countries. Our beer has gotten a lot better. But bring women, our are still fat.

See you in ten years.
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>>592703618
lel
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Amerifat here
I really enjoy learning about history and there is nothing more I enjoy that European history, especially between the seventeenth and nineteenth centuries. Africa may be the "cradle of civilization," but you guys shaped the entire world including what most cultures refer to as civilized
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>>592704828
I'd give them Michigan, but mostly because I want to see how unarmed policing would work in Detroit
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American here Guy Ritchie makes some pretty good movies.
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>>592704717
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your comedy is pretty good, monty python and benny hill are funny shit

thanks for the beatles too i guess
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I love the way your women dress.
Sincerely, Amerifag
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Some of the nicest people ive met are from europe

>Americunt here
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>>592701572
Thanks for sending us to this blessed country Britain
-America
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american here

99% of americans have absolutely nothing against any EU country

mostly just hate niggers, some hate mexicans but i don't mind them as much. the thug ones are obv pieces of shit but a lot are hardworking. few niggers are hardworking
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>>592701572
you too
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>>592704942
Nah, their women just look like donkeys.
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Dear American friends,

I really like how everything you touch turns to shit. Makes my country look intelligent (which it is not). Thanks America.
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>>592704519
oh ok i see what you were doing
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>>592702363

We're named after an British county, that's something. You're more than welcome to come over and shoot our guns, ski/hike our mountains, admire our landscape, and enjoy our lack of taxes.

>>592702363

Story related, proof that some already are.

Consider the proverbial olive branch extended, but don't try to take it and the tea. All those tea-baggers in Boston who still cared moved up here for resources. New Hampshire at EVO, come on down.
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>>592703215
>mfw house is actually English
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>>592705086
well, i meant the territories, not the states, but i'd like to see that too.
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>>592703215
Nobody better take the obvious bait
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>Lived in Britbonger
>Moved to Amerifat
>Moved back 5 years later

USA is generally more modern, cheaper and full of convinience and activities and shit to do, like being on holiday all the time, and the people are generally quite nice and friendly although I put this up to the more heavily religious orientated mentality.

Although gun laws are fucked, sense of humour is stupid, it's also a bit uninteresting and generaly "false" feeling, and you have to go very far to find different experiences/scenery/terrain/weather/accents/people.

>Doesn't make much difference but UK is nicer for what I like, stick to to the South side of it though.
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Eurofoogs, you have great drug and alcohol policies. If only christianfags would let us do anything fun besides shoot guns when we're 18. We can shoot but can't take shots. Respect
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>>592705318
no, what i mean is, the mexican chicks get fucked by donkeys
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i leik all the thank yous and giant statues we got from the europes in thanks for saving them from the wars with each other (not you france you did good). i also like all the money you pay us back for defending you from being overrun by tyrants and having to speak various languages you dont want to like german, russian and red chinee. you are all so gracious and honorable.
- amerikanons
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>>592704828
they can have the whole southern US
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France actrully didn't run away from the terrorists this time I'm impressed.
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>>592703538
We'll help you take care of those assholes
-mericanon
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your queen is hot

-America
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>>592704847
What
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>>592705005
i'll bring the recipe and correct way of brewing directly from bavaria. see you
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>>592702692
Nice bait
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>>592704828
I want Wales they can have the Mormon state
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>>592705005
See you in a few, moving to the US when I get my degree in molecular, biological and medicinal chemistry. Ill be an immigrant but hey, Ill speak perfect english and actually give something to the economy.
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>>592705717
Funny, they would probably get along much better with the north.

You know, all those liberals. Plus the black people are segregated far better than in the south, so they wouldnt have to live with them.
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Thank's euranons for all that cool stuff you invented!
Like...
idk actually
But thanks :D
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>>592705199
man id take this chick out, get her drunk, and then cum in my pants before they even came off 10/10
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>>592701572
I would like Europe but you have France there.
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>>592705005
Whoa. Real American beer is comparable to european. We are the kings of the IPA
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>>592705272
This here, got a hard working nigger i worm with. He's a cool guy but gets sad when ghetto niggs nig nog in our store
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>>592705446
.......and downey is amerifat
making this image an elaborate ruse
you have been ruseman.jpeg'd
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>>592701572
I like alot of Europeans.

You are all just as racist as those of us in the U.S

Only real difference is you try to hide it.
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>>592703538
American here, I gotch yo back in that fight!
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>>592705363
haha good one, can I save it?
-Bill (Amerifag)
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>>592706122
lol
>waste to thin
>ass not big enough
>not confident enough to show tits, which are probably either fake or too small
IGN 0/10 would not play that game again
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>>592703793
I'm American and I say sod off all the time. Thanks Cortana!
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I think its more Europeans hating on Americans than the other way around. I'd say a lot more
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>>592701572
I believe we are natural allies, the U.S and Europe.

Yeah, we talk alot of shit to each other but at the end of the day we have a shared history of not really liking brown people.

It has come down to "us vs them" alot in our history, and we always seem to back each other's plays.
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>>592706564
That's because you are a torry and a faggot
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>>592701572
We all hate terrorists and niggers so that means I like all of you eruofags
-amerifag
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>>592706260
That post was an elaborate bait
you have been masterbaited by the masterbaiter
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>>592705363
We're bound to be stupid when everything we eat is saturated with corn syrup and antibiotics

You're welcome for introducing that shit in the USSR by the way
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>>592705851
Long story.
tldr version, I caught a 13 yo mexican trying to fuck a cat behind Walmart.
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>>592701572
>>592701572
I think france got what it deserved for allowing all those mudslimes to move in.

Other than that far left liberal multiculturalism dumbassery you guys are alright.

I enjoy crepes.
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>>592701572
I want to go to Europe.

-Mericanon
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I like your old buildings

-mericanon
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Europe has the best women. Sincerely, Amerifat.
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>>592706864
>border states
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Well since I'm friends with Yuros in this thread, fuck you Americunts.
>middlefingers in da ayur
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England. Thank you for Carcass and Napalm Death. Only early napalm death.
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I like how mericans don't travel outside merica
euroanon
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and to think that if the american revolution hadn't happen we would all be speaking with a brit accent
-Americanon
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Send us some of your euro pornstars and we'll send you some American ones
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Never hada problem with you Europe.

--Amerifag
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>>592707255
Dat engrish
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Germany sounds awesome. I love Turkish food. Want to visit sometime.
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true. we need to stick together, always. it's the west vs the rest. we need to have each other's backs, and we need to stop apologizing.
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>>592707291
can confirm
I have never traveled outside of my country.
Mainly because it's either Mexico or Canada, so basically Poor American or cold America.
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>>592705912
>implying we want your shitty beer
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I think European culture, food, history, and people are awesome.

10/10 would visit.
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>>592707291
I don't know if this counts, since I was born in Canada, but I moved to the US when I was 2 and I regularly visit Calgary and Toronto.
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>>592707851
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>>592701572
Thanks for beating the islams in 1490's and saving the white race.
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>>592703087
Underrated post
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>>592701572
I like your accents, they make you seem nicer. -Amerinon
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>>592706717
>torry
According to urban dictionary (Google yielded no decent results) that's a pretty good thing. Maybe you should try not to be so edgy? Also assuming you're European, I frankly don't understand the hatred. Maybe you should lighten up? You know, be a people person.
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>>592701572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNJHq5pEZYU
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>>592705437
NH masterrace reporting in
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>>592707291
Semi-true
The only out of country place I've been to is Jamaica (British Florida Island)
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>>592708360
lost at the bear
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>>592707291
I wish they didn't leave Mexico.
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>deployed to afghanistan
>UK niggers attached to us
>called one a nigger
>punched me in the face
>got up, threw the hardest punch of my life
>knocks him out cold
>we instantly become best friends
Still talk to that faggot to this day.
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>>592705912
Bavarians brew certain styles very well-- the one's they invented. But the best beer is probably made in Belgium.

The US has breweries that produce beer styles from everywhere, either just as well, or better in most cases. We may not match the absolute top beers of the world, but I'd put microbreweries from the US above the majority of brewers in the world.

Microbrewers in the US have also done more for the science of brewing than anyone else in the last 100 years.
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>>592708360
pls no
this is the stuff I use to watch in 2005 on funnyjunk.com
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>>592708217
Oh, Americanon here
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>>592706225
Too bad IPA is garbage.
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Dear Britishfags

Your female celebrities are very attractive, I enjoy fapping to the very much

With Love Amerifag
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Amerifag here, true and deep Anglophile and Francophile. Partly because my family roots are European, but mainly because the culture and history are so rich and amazing. Alot of my favorite bands are British indie rock groups, probably obscure in their own country, let alone here, and I devour every book on English history (particularly the Tudor dynasty and the Victorian era) I can get my hands on. Not to mention British crime flicks. Love that shit. Plus the humor? The U.S. could do with a large dose of the self-deprecating and dry sense of humor that pervades the culture, making most folks not take themselves too seriously. It would do us tremendous good to be influenced by that.
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you anons in the uk really call soccer footie ball?
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>>592709235
She a hotty.
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>>592708760
don't know why but i am touched by this story

buddycopstory/10
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>>592709246
i bet you're more on APL guy
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>>592709235
Hnng, braces.
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>>592701572
I love you daddy Europe
Thanks for all the suppirt during the revolution
Tell Britain I forgive her
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>>592709439
I concur, the white woman is a glorious creature.
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>>592707291
Most don't, that's true. But most Europeans don't travel outside of Europe, either.
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>>592709803
Good god I love those eyes with that hair.
>Would play Resident Evil with/10
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>>592707406
Which Avenger is fucking yellow?
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i'm american and i admire europes approach to post-secondary education
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>>592701572

>using the EJew flag to represent Europe
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>>592710032
You just became my new best friend! Here is a drink to you anon. Blue eyes with dark brown hair is my absolute, total fetish.
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Canadanon here. We can be friends right?
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I'm actually just jealous of your healthcare and typically large amounts of vacation time. I'm sure Europe has plenty of pretty cool dudes.
-amerifat
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>>592701572
Dear Europeans,
Get the fuck out of our country and if you try to take our firearms 1776 will commence again.
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>>592710724
I've always personally considered Canadians as unofficial Americans because of how close our countries are.
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>>592701572
fear and hate to Islam make us friends.
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I love you guys over in Europe, but seriously, your economy is larger than America's but you spend much less on your space program. Do you guys even give a single fuck about the species?
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>>592710642
tl;dr but i like it
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Hitler wasnt that bad, and without the brits i wouldnt be here, so thanks
-Amerifag
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Love my Euro /b/ros. I don't understand the hate between our country and your continent.
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>>592711218
I live like a 10 minutes from Canada. They are, you're right.
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>>592710642

Gee, I wonder who writes these scripts... All I can see is a giant nose protruding out from behind it.
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>>592701572

I like your continent, and I stand with you in solidarity against those trying to destroy your way of life with their terrorist acts.
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sorry brits for what happened back in 1776, no hard feelings tho. We just don't like being taxed without representation
-amerifag
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>>592710689

Wow still mad over getting dumped because you showed your ex your warcraft character?
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>>592711990
>calls Europe out on hypocrisy
>must be teh jews!@
Oh, Europe.
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Visited last month. People kept warning me about rude cunts. Literally EVERYONE was polite and nice. Love you guys.
-amerifat
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The only European I've ever really gotten to know was kind of a creepy guy, but in a way I could really appreciate. He was from Switzerland, and he would come to the wine tastings that I frequented, and he always brought fresh, home-baked bread. This was super cool, of course, but also a little weird. I mean we all just ate whatever this guy brought us. It could have cum baked inside for all we knew, but we always scarfed it down and thanked him for it. And he was always hitting on the girl who ran the seminars even though he knew that this girl 1) had a long term boyfriend who was built like Jean Claude Van Damme, and 2) had a conceal and carry permit and was not adverse to using it. This guy was like 60 something and was totally macking on this hot, albeit dangerous conquest, and peddling off unknown baked goods to strangers. Alpha as fuck!
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Dear European anons
Your food and girls are great. For the most part, we live similar lives and any "hatred" we have for one another is simply our nationalistic tendencies and competitiveness on a global scale.
Much love
Auricanon
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>>592701572
Europe is cool.
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>>592712757
Humans are generally pretty neat once you get to know them.
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Well I'm Canadian so I have a couple things to say if you don't mind.

Americans, you guys are actually really nice people for the most part. I always seem to meet great people when m in the states.

Europe, I love all the history and culture that your continent offers. I also love how you guys finally seem ti be waking up to the immigration menace that is at your door.

tldr; we are all white people and we should get along
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>>592712875
I don't get it.

Maybe there is nothing to get.
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>>592713104
Corporate america invades now not the military
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>>592711990
pls
Everyone knows that Europe is run by the jews.
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>>592701572
American here. I'm not a very intelligent man, but I'm wise enough to know that nationalism just teaches you to hate people you've never met and take pride in accomplishments you had nothing to do with.

I don't care where you're from. If you're kind to me, I'll be kind to you. If you're a dick, I'll still be kind to you, but I'll talk shit about you behind your back.
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Dear Europe

Thank you for Cara Delevingne & Emma Watson, you are welcome for Katy Perry and Ariana Grande
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>>592713072
>we are all white people and we should get along

Amen
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>>592702363
NH.. My nigga. Nashua?
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>>592713501
>I'll talk shit about you behind your back

Thats because you are a coward anon.
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>>592713104
>>592713306
It's a sign of friendship
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>Texasfag reporting in

The Dutch are the best people I've ever met.
The women in Prague are to die for.
The Germans are the most uptight people I've ever met, but a fantastic group of people.
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>>592713550
What about white jews?
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>>592713072
I fucking love Canadians (Mostly, some of the more well known ones piss me off. You know who I'm referring to.) seriously though, Canadians are so fucking nice it hurts, I've had 2 Canadian teachers and they were the most understanding, level-headed, awesome people ever. Plus every Canadian I've encountered elsewhere has been fucking cool.
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>>592713644
Yep. I'm pretty weak physically. Ask me if I give a shit.
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>>592702692
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I fucking hate Europe. Filled with disgusting people, corruption and pickpocketers EVERYWHERE.

And fuck Americans too. Thinking they are "the shit"
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>>592713872
Do you give a shit
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>>592708907
Tasted three of them "microbrewery-beers", didn't like them. I stay with my european monks, sorry.
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>>592712875
There were no paratroopers at Omaha.
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>>592713779
>Jews
>White
Pick one
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I wish we had functional healthcare and education system like you guys

In addition
Britbongs,thanks for great music and our langauge

Nazis, thanks for good beer, great cars, and all the scientists/ engineers that we stole from you after WWII because ours weren't good enough

smelly surrender monkeys from France, thanks for the sexy women and good wine

Italians, thanks for ferrari and the most beautiful countryside in the world


Sincerely,
you're friendly, uneducated, and unhealthy amerifat
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>>592713306
Now that the Nazis and religiously imperialistic Japs are gone, America liberates people from poverty.
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>>592714207
Someone finally said it
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>>592714089
Europe has a brain and USA is a dick
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>>592713966
Why so edge?
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>>592713872
I never said you are weak physically. I said you are a coward. But now I know you are both.

Courage comes in all sizes.
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>>592714207
They also weren't 2d cartoons fuck monkey. Stick that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
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>>592713072

Pretty much this, I'm an American who recently visited Canada, 8/10 experience, pretty nice. Going to visit family in Europe this summer, quite excited, going to be a great time.

Overall, I think we trash each other as a sort of pissing match, but when actually exposed to each other, it is a generally good experience.

Also, I think we generally stick up for our foreign friends when horrid things happen, such as the shooting in France. I also would like to let you Europeans know that we here in America stand with you in support of your freedom and ideals, and are terribly sorry for the blow that was dealt to your society by these terrible acts.
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>>592714207
they landed behind German lines before the main assault.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_airborne_landings_in_Normandy
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>>592714439
Not only did you fall for obvious bait, but you didn't even have a good retort. Way to go, faggot.
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>>592714600
Right. But that's not Omaha.
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>>592705474
>bait
mfw there's no bait in post related
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>>592714366
Yeah thats how large corporations work
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>>592714594
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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>>592714439
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>>592705526
>South side of it though.
Londinium master resident reporting in!
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>>592713639

603 represent, lived in Hollis until I was 16 and moved to north carolina
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>>592714594
Also, you forgot a comma after the word "cartoons". And "fuck monkey" (sp) should be hyphenated.
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>>592705474
see
>>592705446
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Europe

Thank you for the great Beer, your welcome for the Nazi thing
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>>592715035
And that other German thing
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Honest eurofag here. the best thing about London these last few years is americans.

>hipster detected
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Fuck you both

-Sincerely Canadians 2015
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>>592714777
You got something against being large? Everything is bigger in the US of A because bigger is better. We didn't get to the Moon on the SMALLEST rocket ever!
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>>592715035
well, we wouldn't have a muslim problem if you stayed in the US
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>>592713550
seconded.
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>>592701572
I look forward to the US becoming the mature nation that so many European countries have become. I respect European culture, cuisine, politics and diversity.
I mean it.
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>>592715230
>Canada
Not quite american, not quite british
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>>592701572
Dear Europe,

Im sorry that we didnt side with hitler. He did nothing wrong.

-America
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>>592715231
So is our prison population
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Fucking americunts have a nigger as president. Enough said.
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>>592714596
Another Canafag here.

Nice to hear a good experience visiting the home front. I visit America annually, and I think that you all are some decent and well minded people.

Basically, I've met enough Amerifags and Canafags to realise that honestly, there isn't a huge difference between the people in each country.
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>>592707255
I saw napalm death in concert
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>>592706092
>Thank's
>Likeā€¦
>idk actually
Oh good. America.
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I love you Eurofucks. Except for France. But Germany, Great Britain, Italy, and most of the the other countries, all of you are bros.
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>>592715230
>Fuck you both
>Sincerely Canadians
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>>592715607
Thanks m8.
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>>592715278
We took care of that
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I don't understand the hate for British food, it's fucking delicious. Also admire your healthcare system.
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>>592715500
So are our file sizes. Thumbnails might be fine for you Europeans, but not in the States.
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>>592715607
fuck off, france is a pretty cool guy
eh kills brown people and doesn't afraid of anything (except nazis)
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>>592715510

The only thing I find interesting is the number of questions your customs agents ask me about firearms, they are quite inquisitive about my ownership about them when crossing the border.

I honestly think they don't give a shit about drugs, but damn, do they take guns seriously.
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We talk shit about each other on the internet everyday, but I love you Europeans. And you Canadians as well.

Sincerely, An American
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>>592715920
Underrated post. Don't care if it was just posted, no matter how much attention it gets, still underrated.
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>>592711513
There is no actual hate. just /b faggotry
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>>592707291
It's more convenient to visit all 50 of our states. You are correct, however.
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>>592713367
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Europe

Thank you for nude beaches, your welcome for us killing Muslims before they all can immigrate to you
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>>592716027
topkek.

Yeah, I think I notice that too, even returning back to Canada.

Although I crossed the border into America once and had my tangerines confiscated, so we're about even.
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Fuck off faggots.
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>>592716027
It's because Americans try and take their guns across the border all the time because they aren't familiar with the Canadian laws. Canada doesn't give a shit about drugs, which is probably in the long run a bad thing but what can you do.
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>>592706864
he must have a tiny dick
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>>592706225
This.

I love IPA and I haven't had as good as I got when I lived the US.

A European. I would say Europoor only I'm not poor or from the poor parts.
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>>592701572
Thank you for the sexy women and kinky sex practices, and you're welcome for killing so many sand niggers. We are sorry we didn't kill enough to stop your immigration problem. Just give us a little more time
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>>592716442
You support the war on drugs fucktard?
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>>592716383
>>592716473

Dude, honestly the worst part of the trip was crossing the border back into the US, at one point I actually looked at the marine-looking motherfucker talking to me and asked him
>The fuck am I gonna do? Bring back contraband syrup?

They searched my car with a drug dog...
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Can we all agree that Australians are shitposters?
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i like you europe people, went to spain a few years ago and and everybody thought we were really cool and wanted to party with us, turns out they out partied us and I woke up with a german hostel mate waving a beer in my face at 6am. yall germans are wild man.

also, i'm from the south and for some reason, it seems like people from the UK LOVE southern people. and shout out to the welsh girl named amber at the barcelona airport who gave me her beer.
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>>592716442
Canafag from earlier here.

Drugs, at least some of the lesser ones like weed, are on the road to being legalized across Canada. Enforcement is, for the most part, lax.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZlR57L-JNk
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>>592712734

oy vey
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>>592716711
Pretty much, although it doesn't really seem to have worked.
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>>592703180
I like very few Mexicans. Most of them are either super fucking passive and annoying, or aggressive and loud. That said, my girlfriend is half Mexican and she can still be pretty loud, but she knows where to be loud and where to speak under her breath.

tl;dr Mexicans are awesome 1/3 of the time.
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>>592707291
Because we have such a huge county in terms of area, traveling from New York to L.A. is like traveling to different worlds, culture and lifestyle wise, you wouldn't even think they were in the same country
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>>592716741
Hahaha.

Maybe the people are the same, but the laws are what's making everyone think we're so different?
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>>592716873
Probably because it is fundamentally retarded
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>>592702336
>this reaction pic
Anon thank you for making me kek.
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>>592716366
Can't wait to get to Europe this year and see nude teens like this on beaches.
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>>592707291
We don't travel outside of America because we're tired of having our penises touched at airports.
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>>592717288
Be careful when you get here, friendo.

They don't all look that good.
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>>592717288
Sorry, but our grandma's (especially in italy) love to get their knockers out at every opportunity
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>>592701572
ylyl thread? OP almost got me.
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>>592717175

I think so. I like Canadabros, and I've got family over in Scotland, I like most Europeans, I just think that people perceive the entire populace of a country as what stupid internet videos and their politicians say.
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>>592717288
They don't all look like that, nude beaches are average people, and mostly a sausage party
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since we're all getting along, I have a question for Britbongs. I feel like 90% of your women are whores, is that true or do I have a great imagination?
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>>592715703
You're right :(


Sorry

-Sincerely the Canadians
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>>592708907
I'd agree with this. Micro-breweries are catching on here though and they are just as good (still years behind in terms of the amount of choice).
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At least we're not brown
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>>592717832
They're one more mosque burning away from a civil war.
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Britbongs, why do all of your politicians get butthurt over every little thing that is done or said?
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>>592712875
This is fucking stupid. Omaha doesn't have a beach. Its in the middle of nowhere Nebraska. Fucking retards.

And why would the military be parachuting there anyways? Nearest army base is in fucking Kansas.
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>>592707291
I feel like it's because it's such a big country and you can see alot of things without having to get a passport. Like you can visit mountains and then travel 10 hours to the desert then another 15 and be at a nice temperate beach without having to pay so much, ya know
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>>592716856
Henry Ford getting the highest civilian award in Nazi Germany, Hitler said Ford was one of his biggest inspirations
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>>592718202

And america is different?
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>>592718232
Bad Joke
Bad Timing
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>>592717804
>90% of your women are whores
Only in the 'Wild North'
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>>592717682
Right?

Although I've gotta say, I take slightly higher taxes over paying for my own surgery in stride.
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>>592718232
> obvious troll is obvious
> 2/10 for making me reply
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>>592718383
shut up faggot
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>>592718345
Nah, our politicians are just thugs who steal money and threaten television reporters.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/new-york-rep-michael-grimm-threatens-reporter-asked-fundraising-allegations-article-1.1594857
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>>592705029
American history is shit
>Get on boat
>sail into unknown
>hit wrong continent
>kill thousands
>toss tea into ocean
>muh independence
>take more land
>murder some more
>be like us, screw your culture
>build railroad
>kill animals to near extinction
>go jayzis crazy
>get fat
>muh bible
>muh rights
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>>592717804
>European here
No they are not at all. That's a fucking insult you Amerifat! Own women are just free and liberal. They admit to sucking at least 2 dicks a day (married, in a relationship or not). Evey time I go to kiss my wifeu I remember and taste all the dicks she sucked in her life time. That doens't make me question my sexuality at all either. I know I love cock and proudly say it like the French do with the free speak we enjoy here. Now kindly fuck off, Gov'.
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>>592703087
>>>592701572 (OP)
>I love the way Portugal... ... ... ...
>Is a good windshield?

I literally fell down laffing.

Jesus Christ, Portugal is Europe's wndshield, so fucking funny....
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Britfag here. I hear that american unis are way better than most brit unis. Our tuition is world-class, but american unis are like whole cities, fucking massive, beautiful places

or do I watch too much hollywood
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>>592718426
ooh, I feel like that is where every dude wears a track suit and stabs you for 18 dollars or 14 euros. I also feel like every one of your girls are named either Chloe or Katie
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>>592718914
High Laurie isn't american fucktard
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>>592718435

Eh, I think both of our country's have the other's health systems kinda messed up. The two times I've had to receive medical care in Canada I was pretty much in and out, without a long wait or anything, I think day-long waits are either an anomaly or myth in Canada.

As for my country, my work provides a pretty sweet benefits package for myself and my family, full dental and everything. I rarely pay anything to see a doctor.
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>>592703735
I haven't been on /b/ for about a year.
Is it all just rebranded reposts?
At least post it in its original form
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>>592718914
I prefer
>>592703215
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>>592701572
>>592701572
>>592701572


I have always found Germans to the hardest of workers, second only to the Mexicans.

Growing up, I always loved my maid, Oma Helga.

-Americanon
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>>592718744
I think that has a lot in common with other countries histories
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>>592719060
Troll/10 DO NOT REPLY
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>>592718744
Here, let me give you the Canadian variant.
>Also get on boat
>sail into unknown
>hit same, wrong continent
>kill thousands of natives
>import tea
>quietly wine about independance
>feebly slap away american invasion
>shove natives in schools
>get independance with a treaty
>base entire economy off of natural resources
>make hockey and suck at it internationally
>drink very sweet coffee
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>>592701572
I think the mist amazing accent a girl can have is a sweet Russian or English accent
-Americanon
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>>592704828
I'll trade Mississippi and Alabama for Portugal, Macedonia, and Northern Ireland.
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>>592718744
Dude that shit is the titties.

Mah niggaz the foundin daddies be runnin shit like real gangsta ass niggaz
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>>592719224
>and suck at it intentionally
What the fuck?
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