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Alright, anons. Time to get this shit started. While in the dark side of the internet, I found what is probably the most cringe-worthy genuine fanfiction ever. I read two out of the 165 chapters and couldn't go any further.

ITT: In the "reviews" section, we shower this child with praise and request only male characters.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9532463/1/Sonic-s-Ultimate-Harem
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What the fuck.
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I can't. I just can't even.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me
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>>592700424
Holy Fuck there's legitimately 165 chapters of this shit
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>>592700297
I could barely get through a few sentences.
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I got to the part where sonic fucked rogue from x-men
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>>592703562
Me too. Stopped reading after that, I just couldnt
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I got to the end of chapter one. I will give one (1) cookie to whomever can finish this shit fanfic
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>>592703562
Obviously written by a virgin. It hurt too much
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>>592700297
Holy shit that is awful.

I now no longer feel like an autistic fuckwit because of my Frozen fic.
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>>592700297
Just reading that original post was lulz worthy.
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>>592700297
i literally feel physical pain by the inmeasurable autism of this fanfic
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I will read this fan fiction and not break.
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>>592704727
>Frozen fic

Nah, you should still feel autistic.
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I once wrote a fanfiction of hitler, and the entire supreme court, which consisted of chancellor palpatine, oprah winfrey, obama, nelson mandella, snoop dogg, and a penguin.

I actually had a few friends tell me it was well written, for a piece of shit about hitler in a gangbang
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Anyone ever read a fanfic about the old pope and a koala?
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this is like a 10 hour looped YTP...only far more autistic
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Anyone else reading this shit listening to chingy - one call away?
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>>592700297
What's amazing is that this fucking neckbeard sat his ass down and wrote >426k words about sanic dicking around.

>mfw I thought you were kidding, but no, 165 fanfuck chapters of sanic
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>>592705745
You're probably right, but it's gonna have to wait until the imprint of how bad this fic is to wear off before I go back to feeling bad about mine again.
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>>592705572
Go for it
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>>592705878
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9532463/1/Sonic-s-Ultimate-Harem
Link please. I need it.
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Wish I had a dollar for every time the cunt says Sonic
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Anons and Femanons, we just found the most autistical and cringe-worthy sonic fanfic of all time, i'm really, really proud of you, OP, you just made history
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>>592700297
>Most cringe worthy
Kids don't know about "My Immortal"
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>>592707562
/fit/??
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"Oh dear mother of Emeralds" said Sonic as she sucked his erect manhood.

I can't even
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ill do it guys i ll read it and post a thread about it
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> blue blur hero
Top fucking kek
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you know what ill even vocaroo each chapter
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Sonic listens to Chingy....who knew?
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>>592707703
...Nope. I'm in great shape but I don't frequent /fit/. And I found out about My Immortal back in high school.
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>>592707899
anybody want me to do it
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I lost it at "black fingerless gloves with his logo"
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>started playing Chingy - One Call Away
>he boldfaced it
Laughed myself into a coughing fit 10/10 find op
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>>592708095
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>>592700297

I was thinking it was Super Smash Bro erotica till the xmen showed up
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>start scrolling down to see what is up
>"rogue rode sonic in cowgirl position until it was many hours"
>wut
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>>592701413
>thumbnail
fucking idiot
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"Oh sweet mother of emeralds"
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Shit like this makes me feel bad for the good fanfic authors out there... how are you supposed to shake the image of 'hur hurr fanfics are garbage' when there's shit like this out there?
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>I've been sleeping a lot of women I've encountered
>wut
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>>592704416
It better be the best damn cookie in the world
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>"You can say that alright, so um… Who's the fourth lady that you had sex with?"
>"Let me think… Oh yeah, Ms. Fortune from Skullgirls"
the plot thickens
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>>592708789
>fanfic writers
>writers
>fanfic
go suck a bag of turtle dicks
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OP how the fuck did you find this shit?
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>>592700297
>Chingy
Stopped right there.
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I couldn't keep reading after sonic and rogue started fucking, jeez, cringed so much.
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>>592700297
So many spelling mistakes and grammatical errors my head is starting to hurt. And I'm only 3 sentences in.
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>>592709485
Instructions unclear, unable to proceed. Just suck on the bag? Suck each dick individually? Suck the dicks collectively but not the bag?
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I stopped after Samus asked for dinner, HOLY SHIT AUTHOR, TAKE A FUCKING ENGLISH CLASS!
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>>592703562
Same
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>>592703562
"Rogue from X-Men?"
"Yep that's the one alright"
"Sonic, how did you and rogue start having sex"
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>Rogue smiled and starred at Sonic in lustfully eyeing on Sonic
Fucking Kim Jong has better English than this fucker
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>"Hi mind if I sit here?" Ms. Fortune asked

>"Yes ma'am" Sonic responded wiping his lips with a napkin

>"Oh a gentleman meow"

>"Excuse me"
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>>592709911
Ok louis c. K.
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You guys do realize explicit sexual descriptions are against FF.net's policy, right? You could easily report this and get it taken down. For teh lulz
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>>592700297
>putting some lotion all over his body
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How in the hell can you spell residence right but now carton.
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>>592710537
but then we wouldn't be able to enjoy it
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165 fucking chapters of this

What the fuck man?
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>>592710537
>sees best fanfic ever written
>doesn't comprehend how good the fanfic is
>wants it taken down
fucking kek
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>>592710447
my sides have left the building

it's 165 pages of cringe-gold
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>>592710561
>now
>carton
>incorrect punctuation
What the fuck anon?
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Op what the fuck were you doing when you found this
>mfw first sentence
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>"Oh sugar I am going to enjoying making you cum" Rogue seductive cooed
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i wrote a good review how do i find it?
my name is Billy Ray Cyrus
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>>592700297
Fucking goldmine holy shit
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>>592709739

>be me
>internet
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This shits longer than the bible...
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>>592711312
kek
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>every chapter is a video game girl the author wants to bone
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This thread is now master cringe. The new deciding meme for cringe. Sanic, GO!
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>>592711553
no, we have to keep discussing t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶h̶o̶r̶'̶s Sonic's sexual fantasies
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lel
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>>592711811
"11811"
Dubs hath spoken
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>>592707776
Top kek
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>Bacon cheese burger.
Sonic likes chilli cheese dogs, wtf
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>What
>The
>Fuck
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Well, the faggot who made that obviously never fucked something.

>pic not related
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>Cleo listened to the whole thing from his room and jerking off too it and jerking off and climax so many times
good god this just keeps getting better
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>fucj
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For those wondering to review you have to look

>cringe

at a chapter
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>Rogue got up from Sonic and begin stripping off her clothes. Sonic got off his threads as well too when he stood up. He THEN NOTICED Rogue who was completely naked and waiting for her hero to come to the rescue.

>"Come on over here superman, I need to be rescued" Rogue sexily demanded gesturing Sonic to come closer

>"Your wish has granted" Sonic responded sneakily

fucking
top
fucking
kek

>rogue gets off him and strips and THEN he notices her
>author fucks up "your wish has been granted"
>how the shit do you fuck that sentence up
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>>592712547
I can tell
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>>592712624
oh my god this is beautiful
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FUCKING DANNY PHANTOM IS IN THIS NOW? WTF
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Drinking game!

>take one shot every time this cunt says 'sonic'
>take two shots every time he says "Back to Sonic and _____"
I'd add more but that right there's enough to give you a month-long hangover
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This is now my new years resolution to read this to its entirety before the end of the year, wish me luck /b/ros
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>>592700297
>look at what op posted
>reading through first part
>read more
>think to myself well that sure is bad and retarded but its not the most cringe worthy thing ever
(stopped reading after "most cringe-worthy genuine fanfiction ever.")
>huh is that the end?
>look for anothert page, see slider
>MOTHERFUCKING 165 CHAPTERS OF THIS BULLCRAP
>holyfuck op was right
>mfw op was right
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>>592711553
Sanic cringe thread?
>sanic thread
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>>592713190
We'd have alcohol poisoning by the end of a chapter
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"Rogue like the whole moment with a lot of sex with Sonic. I wonder how Sonic keep all the stamina and the ecstasy going on for Rogue and what's his secret" Gambit wondered himself thinking
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Holy fuck, i have only read 3 lines and i just want to slap that fucker.

>Sonic drove to a shop and gets out of his vehicle and heads inside to grab a few products.

Holy fuck...
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>>592712704
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>Sonic then head over to the kitchen and grab a big carbon of orange

>carbon of orange

>evacuate all sides immediately
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>>592704727
Post link plox not that i want to Jack off to into just gotta see how cringe worthy it is
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>>592708095
DO EETT
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>>592713190
ehh, "Back to Sonic and ___" doesn't happen that much after the first chapter. Replace it with something like "every time the name of the person Sonic fucks in a chapter is bolded"
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>Teach dash a listen
>Teach
>A listen
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>madeline sexily said rubbing sonic's chest
holy fuck my sides
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>>592705878
please give link I need
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I was gonna archive this thread but someone else did it for me at the same time

here: http://4archive.org/b/thread/592700297
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>maddie suck it down making Sonic moan softly as Sonic felt this feeling and begin to enjoy it

just when you think it can't get better, it does
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>"What happen between you and Snake"

>'He cheated on me with a big tit bimbo stripper that's why"

Holy shit my sides
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is anyone else reading this right now?

are we collectively cringing?
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just typed probably 3 paragraphs worth of review and accidentally sent it. Here's an excerpt:

>The way your words flutter seamlessly from sexual anectdote to anecdote in a steadfast orchestra of erotic beauty is nothing short of a miracle

I pretended to be a male erotica scout and left him a name and number claiming to be from literotica.com and suggest he keep it male exclusive like OP asked

>inb4 lie

If he responds I'll post new bread. He's going to be so fucking stoked when he sees all of the reviews
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>big carbon of orange
im already done
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>>592710537
Why? This is the literal magnum opus of all fanfiction ever. And you want it taken from us?
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>>592700297
>EDI
But...But she's a robot
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>>592714149
the authosr swol d pro l;a by ly fui xk ck kk ck ck kk ueop tha ls t lat at toso o ooooo oo
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>>592700297
He wrote a sexfiction about Poison
>Poison - Friend of Hugo
He wrote about a transexual without knowing that she is transexual.
I hope he found out.
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Sweet mother of emeralds sonic moaned
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>>592714235
>Made my tits squirted milk
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>oh that feel good

Classic sanic
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>>592714339

She is a fucking ship. Get your shit together.
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this is too perfect

>"Uh… uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Sonic… please give it to me. I want more." Starfire moaned.
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>>592714917
>"Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh Sonic… I am starting to enjoy this mating session with you." Starfire moaned.
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Dear god I haven't laughed like this in so long thank you op. Now we just need a drawfag to make a comic of this with all text taken word from word from the story
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>>592714917
HE FUCKS STARFIRE TOO?
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>>592714917
I was just reading that

''If you insist''

fucking kek
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From Black Widow section:

>Their sex lasted more hours and on top of all it was now 26 hours nonstop

>A lot of cum were cumming from Black Widow's pussy as it was from Sonic as he had like 8 orgasms bursting his cum inside Black Widow's pussy

>Yes Sonic I'm about to Cum. Oh yeah I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming I'm cumming baby. Give me more

Toppest of keks
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Lil Knucklez is my new rapper name.
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>" ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah "
Source: Elizabeth chapter
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>>592707315
So I read for quite a while and well I might have PTSD but fuck I wanted to but I didn't cry from the sheer horror.
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>updated 6h ago
this shit is still going
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PSA: if you want to copy/paste text quickly into this thread, go to the developer tools inspect element thingy and do a Ctrl-F for "-select"; now right click and select "edit as HTML" and delete the text that says "-webkit-user-select: none;"

>>592715079
chapter 5. The chapter titles (you can get to them from the dropdown near the next/prev buttons) are titled with the girl he fucks in that chapter
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>>592715570
No

We can't interfere, we must let it continue
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>>592715075
>>592715075
>>592715075
>>592715075
This, draw fags where are you, even if it's just the "oh my sweet emeralds" quote it would make life so much better

you don't even have to be good at drawing cause sanic
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>>592715448
oh my fucking god

thank you OP I haven't laughed like this in forever
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>>592715575
Thanks bruv. I don't really fuck with fanfics ever, so I'm unfamiliar with the format of the site
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>>592713498
I'm not that stupid. Not happening
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>chapter 62

HE FUCKS JESSICA RABBIT YOU GUYS
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Published July 26, 2013
Last updated 6h ago

JESUS CHRIST, HE'S BEEN AT THIS FOR TWO AND A HALF FUCKING YEARS
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>well Mario, the 165th woman i had sex with was...

this is god tier cringe OP
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>>592712645
Kek
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Has anyone read the Morrigan chapter?

My fucking sides
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>"Crimson Viper"

>"The CIA Agent with a suit that holds gadgets"

>"Yes"

>"How in mushrooms did you had sex with her anyway"

>How in mushrooms

I'm weeping, actually crying
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>>592716180
>>592716180
that doesn't actually happen in the 165th chapter
it should though. it would be the best fucking way to end the story
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The chapter about April O' Neil...my fucking sides
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>>592715697
>>592715075
For the love of god someone do this it would be toppest of keks
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will he ever get to fuck samus????
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>>592716357
It has that on the Lara Croft chapter opening to
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>>592716552
That will be at the end of his second fan fiction story, this is only the beginning for him, he's going to wrote hundreds even thousand fan fictions of sonic fucking bitches
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"uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh"

Source: Jessica Rabbit
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>"Yes... yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes oh my goodness yes Sonic. Give it to me." Zelda moaned.

>Zelda lean down close to Sonic resting her hands on the hedgehog's shoulder still moving her hips and her body in motion. Sonic still had his hands wrap around Zelda; quite frankly Zelda kisses Sonic on the lips some more with passion with the hedgehog returning the kiss.

>They had sex for at least about an hour and several minutes.

>at least about an hour and several minutes.

>at least
>about
>an hour and
>several
>fucking
>minutes


>My sides have left the observable universe
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"Sugar, that was delicious. Taste like blue raspberries"

most delicious cum
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>>592714821
She's both
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>>592716991
seriously this is killing me

they didn't have sex for just an HOUR
nope
they had sex for at LEAST ABOUT an hour AND SEVERAL MINUTES.

chapter 140 btw
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Sonic took his free hand and start to caress and squeezing Lara's rear deliver a smack onto it making Lara to be more surprise to Sonic's sexual actions."He sure knows how to pleasure a woman. He's full of surprises" Lara thought The kiss urges on for several minutes gentle and passionate. Sonic then broke kiss and Lara kisses Sonic some more. Afterwards, Lara then get down on her knees and unzipping and unbuttoning Sonic's pants and pulling out his shaft from his boxers. Why don't I make you feel better" Lara suggested earning a nod from Sonic. Lara smiled and start to stroke off Sonic's shaft gently in motion in a slow pace. Sonic watches on and so Lara then begin to suck on Sonic's shaft with her mouth as Sonic's shaft is inside of Lara's mouth and Lara begin to move her head bopping back and forth in motion giving Sonic a blowjob.
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Holy fuck danny Fenton's mom too! I don't think this can get any better
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8676685/1/Shadow-s-Big-Harem

relevant
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Sonic has the worst taste in music

>The radio plays the song Usher - Seduction
>Bayonetta begins to grind on Sonic in a sexual way to increase some pleasure

Top shelf keks
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>>592717374
>relevant
Chapters: 56 - Words: 150,000
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He's fucked every womins this 8 year old can think of, CAN NO ONE STOP THIS SEXY HEDGEHOG
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Sonic fucking raps guys....holy fucking shit
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>>592717254
he has such a good vocabulary and almost seems like an author until
>>592716991
out of fucking nowhere
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>>592717254
>bopping
>bopping
>bopping
>BOPPING
I'm going to fucking an hero oh my god
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>>592717721
omfg
what chapter?
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>Sonic prompted himself up from his bed and turn on his radio and start playing the song Chingy – One Call Away.

Nigga.
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>>592717262
NOONE IS SAFE FROM SANICS BLUE RASPBERRY SHAFT
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so far ive made it five chapters

he keeps fucking everyone

every fucking comic or video-game girl is fucked by sonic
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It was a beautiful and a shinning day. Sonic woke up as it was 9:12am in the morning. Sonic yawned and had a smile on his face. "Today is bright and shinning day. I better get started on my day and enjoy it as much as I can" Sonic said to himself Sonic prompted himself up from his bed and turn on his radio and start playing the song Chingy – One Call Away. Sonic went inside the bathroom and took a his shower. After few minutes, Sonic brushed his teeth and he came out the bathroom, putting some lotion all over his body, put deodorant under his arms and start to get dressed. Sonic put on his blue silk boxers, he went to the closet and put on a black sleeveless t-shirt, blue camo cargo pants and black extreme gear shoes on. He even put on his extreme gear glasses on and look in the mirror. "Ah I look too good" Sonic said smiling Sonic put on his cologne all over his body and putting on his black fingerless gloves and had his logo on each glove. Sonic then head over to the kitchen and grab a big carbon of orange and pour a glass and sips it down and puts the orange juice back from the fridge. Sonic pick up his keys, IPod and his wallet and also his cell phone. Sonic also gets a call from his cell. Sonic checked the caller I.D and it was Samus Aran herself. Sonic shrug his shoulders and answer his phone.
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>>592717860
The verse with April O' Neil. I'm gonna greentext his dope bar in a second
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>>592718185
Topest of keks
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>he went to the closet and put on a black sleeveless t-shirt

I'm the fourth "paragraph."
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I don't wanna stop until we've unearthed every kek in this goldmine

OP or sonebody get a new thread going when the bump limit hits
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"It's ok, me and your mother start to hang out and play some board games together" Sonic lied looking at Madeline winking his left eye

"Oh ok anyway come on and let's hang out at my room"

"Ok cool"

Sonic and Danny headed upstairs but Madeline stopped Sonic and kissing him on the lips passionate and winked at him seductively. Sonic smiled back and Madeline walked away until she got her ass smack by Sonic who left upstairs and Madeline start to smile sexily.

"Mmm… I want to have sex with Sonic once again" Madeline said seductively

>Madeline start to smile sexily
>"Mmm... I want to have sex with Sonic once again" Madeline said seductively
>she does all this after sonic has left
>she acutally fucking VOICES OUT LOUD "Mmm... I want to have sex with Sonic once again"

>>592718438
ty
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>>592718185
>Sonic put on his cologne all over his body

Yes, because that is how cologne is used.

The guy is either autistic or 10-years-old.
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>>592718637
New thread
>>592718556 to get more involved and keep it alive
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>>592718092
see
>>592718086
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>mfw reading this shit for the first time.
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>Ouch that got to sting, do you guys sometimes tried to have fun
>Yeah going to different places to hang out and having a good time but that's not the fun I really want
>then what is it then exactly I you dont mind me asking
>I want to have sex

WAT EVEN
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Sakura nodded, she takes Sonic hand and takes him over to her bedroom and shuts the door locking it just in case if her mother catches her in the act with Sonic. Sakura brings Sonic close to the bed before sitting down, Sonic pulls Sakura close to him and kiss her on the lips passionately. Sakura respond to the kiss, returning it and let out a soft moan in Sonic's mouth while kissing him. Sakura takes Sonic's hands into her, placing his hands onto her butt having them copping a feel to them. Sonic initiates with this so he gropes Sakura by her butt earning a squeal from the shinobi. Sakura had wrapping her arms around Sonic deepens with the kiss so did Sonic. Sonic turn things up a notch as when he start to deliver some slaps to Sakura's butt having her squeal while kissing, Sakura seemingly liked it wanting more so Sonic deliver more slaps on her butt making Sakura squeal on more.</em></p><p><em>They remain kissing for another eleven minutes. The two had depart away breaking the kiss. Sakura press her hands on Sonic's chest looking him in the eyes. Sonic kicks off his shoes taking them off to get himself comfortable, Sakura kisses Sonic some more and start to a part of her black shorts making a hole to expose her vagina which starts to get wet. Sonic chuckled a bit liking the idea so he takes off his pants and his gloves off throwing them to the side leaving on his shirt and his boxers on so he climbs on Sakura's bed laying on his back resting his head on the pillow gesturing Sakura to come close. Sakura shuddered by this a bit so but she obeyed Sonic and comes close to him and strokes off his shaft to make it to its full size. Afterward, Sakura engulfs it inside her mouth, bops her head up and down sucking him off having Sonic watching her perform a blowjob.
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>"Ah I look too good" said Sonic smiling
>carbon of orange
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>Twelve: Sonic thrusts into poison Ivy behind her in a doggy position but this time in a bulldog position

>This time in a bulldog position
>Bulldog Position

Jesus Fuck...
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>>592715075
>Be old-school ink and pen drawfag
>Think, "Sure, why not?"
>Open new tab and start checking fanfic.

I...can't. I just can't. Why would you wish this upon me? And I've drawn anthropomorphic lebsian S&M MLP for a request once...and I just can't do this.
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On the topic of fanfiction, jello apocolipses video on fanfiction.net/wattpad sums up both sites perfectly
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>sonic would never fuck girls thats gay
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Author's note at the bottom of the first chapter

>hot, steamy, and ultimate sex
>ultimate sex
fucking lost
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>sonic wakes up

>puts on pants

>bathes in cologne

>gets call from samus

>doesnt fuck samus

>fucks xmen rogue

I just convered chapter one into an easier to read form.

Yer welcome.
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>>592718438
not you, but you were taking too long so

*AHEM*

"So can you spit a rhyme for me"

"Me here right now?"

"Of course silly, I want to here you rap"

"Alright I guess I have no choice then"

"So…"

Sonic start to smile and then begins to spit.

>Sonic's verse:
>The names Sonic,
>Yep take just a pic,
>Just spitting on this beat,
>The beat is looking neat,
>Don't ruin my moment,
>I'll get to violent,
>It's most anticipated,
>I'm so sophisticated,
>I travel around the world,
>Looking for a cute girl,
>Whoops I found here right here and I'm going to make her my world,
>I'm flowing like a ocean breeze,
>These haters can't catch me,
>I be like John Cena they know they can't see me,
>The ladies dig with me and I'll let these haters see,
>Hey I'm not trying to get you jealous because you're already mad,
>I knock out bad guys who've already been bad,
>No offense your girlfriend's hot,
>She like a number on spot,
>I take her to my place and give the excitement,
>Got her moaning and groaning to this Sonic loving,
>Yep she loves it,
>She's so addicted to it,
>I make things a little more epic
>And that's why the ladies call me by the name: Sonic

After hearing Sonic spit, April was very impressed and smiled.
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>>592719263
Oh lawd >.<
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Sonics dope bars:
>The names Sonic,
>Yep take just a pic,
>Just spitting on this beat,
>The beat is looking neat,
>Don't ruin my moment,
>I'll get to violent,
>It's most anticipated,
>I'm so sophisticated,
>I travel around the world,
Looking for a cute girl,
>Whoops I found here right here and I'm going to make her my world,
>I'm flowing like a ocean breeze,
These haters can't catch me,
>I be like John Cena they know they can't see me,
>The ladies dig with me and I'll let these haters see,
>Hey I'm not trying to get you jealous because you're already mad,
>I knock out bad guys who've already been bad,
>No offense your girlfriend's hot,
>She like a number on spot,
>I take her to my place and give the excitement,
>Got her moaning and groaning to this Sonic loving,
>Yep she loves it,
She's so addicted to it,
>I make things a little more epic
>And that's why the ladies call me by the name: Sonic

Guys..I think Sonic might be one of the top five emcees of all time
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>>592719263
i can relate, even as a horrible artist with no artistic talent i dont want to try this at all
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>>592719805
beat ya to it >>592719611
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>>592719812
Do it fagit
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>>592719878
Damn. GG
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Jesus Christ how horrifying.
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He had sex with both the modern April O' Neil, and the one the 1987 version....I can't even...
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http://kotaku.com/5953890/excerpts-from-an-erotic-shadow-the-hedgehogborderlands-fan-ficton

oh my fucking existence
my sides are out in space and travelling to the sun
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>>592720649
That's it. I'm done. I'm fucking done
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Anons and femanons, ladies and neckbeards... This is a great night in /b/ history. Tonight, mark the time and date (01/14/15 11:14 pm) is the night we have discovered the true heir to the vacant Shakespearian throne. All hail the new Great and Holy one and his Holy Son, Sanic.
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In comments,
"Lil Knucklez,

There are certain things you look for when scouting out talent. Certain criteria that people like me use as a template when looking for people like you. I won't go into details about what 'it' is-but Knuckz, You. Have. It.

The way the words flutter from sexual anectdote to anecdote in a steadfast orchestra of erotic beauty is nothing short of a miracle. I've read years of fan made fiction; I'll man up and say I've put my name behind some lemons, but I've shot my fair share of aspiring bedroom artists such as yourself into stardom.

We'll be in touch, Knuckz."

That's pretty good Anon, kudoskek.
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new thread >>592718556
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>>592708095
Yeeeeees
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Can't get through one damn chapter. This fucking sucks.
>black fingerless gloves
>camo cargo pants
>black extreme gear shoes
>extreme gear glasses
Who the FUCK does this kid think sanic hegehoge is? Some sort of magical neckbeard pussy wizard?

>Also he's a huge Nintendofag
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>>592720649
>Right off the bat Shadow establishes his dominance, making the mysterious woman wait for his answer.

i dont even know in what direction to cringe
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>>592700297
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But this fanfic physically hurts me.
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>>592723050
>This fucking sucks.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
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>426k words
Holy shit!
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>>592723050
This kid is a child prodigy. I mean he made it onto kotaku so that means it's good right?
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