Good Lord, that bitch needs a sandwich.
>you will never eat her asshole
Why even bother living?
hahahaha i totally fucking know this girl, this is down at Black's Beach in San Diego near my house.
We frequently kick it together so the creepy old men don't come to ask us awful personal questions, which is actually a huge issue on Black's Beach. It's very sequestered away and that leads to lots of public fucking and AWFUL TIER 85 YEAR OLD MAN VOYEURS GETTING WAY TOO CLOSE.
I once through an old man into the surf for getting handsy, truth.
That aside, the regulars that you meet down there, like her, are usually super awesome if you're not a complete pervy toolbag.
If anyone has more in depth interest about Black's Beach and is in southern california, let me know.
I live in Pacific Beach, hell yeah! I'm always in La Jolla for scuba and yakking, but I moved to PB because it's out of the preserve so I can fucking spearfish.
Dude this chick is always at Black's and she usually has her skanky-but-fugly 2 friends with her. They get harassed non stop but are vocal bitches to any creeper that creeps to close, it's fucking hilarious. I hang with them and we don't get harassed as much.
Wouldn't a boner be a compliment?
And you can seriously tell me you've never gotten a boner in public? It's not like it's on purpose. Bitches be hot, naked or not. Forgive my dick
Nude beaches are all about "naturalism", boners are a natural body functions, thus boners should be acceptable. That being said, I've never been to one but I would assume most people would find it to be rude.
If space is provided for members of the public to be nude, no one gets to say shit to you for getting hard or blushing or staring - these are natural responses and if people don't like it maybe they should fuck off from the nude area.
I thought you were a rich-fag out in la jolla
I've lived out in SD my whole life and still haven't been to Blacks beach. I always assume its just gonna be old saggy people and not much for people watching. Not in a creepy way but in a "It's just like any other place to meet people" way
It's not sacred and it shouldn't be. Nothing about the human body needs to be sexual unless you're in a sexual situation.
At one extreme I'm sure guys got boners seeing a woman's ankle back when they were supposed to cover everything up.
On the other end you probably think your own dick is purely sexual part of your body, but 98 percent of the time it's not doing anything, 1.9 percent of the time you're urinating and the last .1 percent you're jerking it off here.
I know this is hard for you to understand, but nudity and sex aren't necessarily connected.
I spend a lot of time at a clothing-optional hot springs resort near where I live. The pools usually have a couple dozen people, men and women, most of them naked. The point is to soak and relax, not to get laid. Sex is explicitly forbidden and even trying to pick up somebody can get you thrown out.
And honestly, when you're around a whole lot of naked people, it stops being a big deal. It's just another costume.
...what? When he loses his virginity you think he'll stop being aroused in public? Good luck believing that, I get fat erections all fking day. Not a thing i could - or would - do about it.
Yea, I get what you're saying!
Like this one time these woman, must have been in their 50s, acting like they are 30 and all kinds of fat and smelling like too much cheap perfume.
One of them came up to me sucking on her finger, nails just fucking savage as fuck looking with flakes coming off in her mouth and cheap lipstick draining down with her drool, she asked me if I was man enough for that much woman. And I couldn't just be a Lil bitch about it and run off, so I fucking whipped out my dick, all limp 3" of it and started shaking that shit violently while screaming mommy cow wants to fuck me!
That day I spent in jail. I know those ladies were very complimented though.
Nudity and sexual feeling are only related because we shame the naked body outside of sexual scenarios, so the only association inserted into the minds of children are than naked is a no no
Nah, I'm a mid-tier fag from Laguna Beach that moved to PB to get more fishing done. Black's is awesome, but yes is usually filled with old saggy naked dudes. You have to be really persistent about even going to catch the good stuff.
>I get fat erections all fking day
fucking made me laugh harder than it should
>Go to a nude beach to be ashamed of your own sexuality
I've seen maybe 2 comments from people who ever seen a real nude beach. It's not like xhamster or some other pron site.
There is a lot of etiquette involved with nude beaches and resorts. Respect is probably #1 and having a boner won't be appreciated unless the object of your boner inspiration wants you to be aroused and even then discretion is appreciated. Most don't want that type of attention and will either tell you to fuck off or will cover up until you leave or they leave.
If you lay on the beach with a boner on display, even one that's just popped up for no reason, you will be asked to cover it, go swimming or put it out of sight. Most likely some guy will approach you and say "put it away dude" or some old gay fag will come and hang out near you for a perv.
The resorts are where the better looking people hang out. The public open beaches are usually old people, fags and fat pervs.
fucking bullshit. I wouldn't walk up to some chick and say "shut your slit" just because she's getting aroused.
that double-standard is retarded. if she can become aroused why can't I
don't worry, when you go, you won't have it, even if you have, you just have to squeeze it between your thighs to hide it
it is like doing portrait of naked women, there is nothing sexual in that, unless you're some undersexed 12 years old full of hormones
You fags realise i've been the only one posting images on this imageboard from the start
Those are normal tits. Your perception of what normal looking nipples are is skewed by pornography, which aggressively filters out anything against the porn standard.
Even with amateur porn, the pictures you're most likely to seeing aren't going to be from woman who perceive their tits are being abnormal.
>Wouldn't a boner be a compliment?
>And you can seriously tell me you've never gotten a boner in public? It's not like it's on purpose. Bitches be hot, naked or not. Forgive my dick
It doesn't work like that. But it can and does happen. Men will typically do one of three things. If they're laying on the beach, roll over or put a towel on themselves until things calm down. If they're walking about, get in the water - cold water has a tendency to make it go away. If they are with their SO, go into the dunes/trees somewhere well out of sight, and fuck (assuming there is somewhere to do this, otherwise it's option one or two). But after going for a while, just seeing a naked chick won't do much, because you'll see so many you'll stop getting hard just because you spot one you fancy.
So you're going to the nude beach expecting to see nude ladies for days? Guess again, faggot.
For every 1 woman, there's 10 men. Hell, I'll even go as far as saying 20 men. Sausage fest for days brah
>what happens to the girls if they get aroused ?
Well, for starters, women typically aren't visual creatures. For those few that are, how would you tell? This is an unfortunate disparity between the sexes. Would be awesome if there was a definitive way to visually see that a woman was unquestionably sexually turned on.
In my expierience, no, its kind of a faux pas. If the wrong folks complain you'll get banned. In my expierience its all fun until some 60 year old guy who breathes too heavily all the time starts acting like a creep to everyone and then everyone suddenly remembers why we wear clothes and get all awkward and clique up.
Doesn't happen. Well, gays do it but they're faggots.... Obviously
>A boner makes you a creep who can't control himself.
That's not true. If the guy is walking around with a raging erection making no attempt at covering up then that's a different story. But just a slight chub and trying to cover for a bit is not a big deal, and it happens.
or you can snatch their panties and dip your finger in their vajayjay to see whether it is wet or not, and watch if outer vagina region swell a little or not
but even that is not 100%
Did you know in some countries, there are less penalties for a woman streaking than a man? It was ruled that a female's privates are inherently more private than males, being tucked away and all, so it's not equally as offensive.
Boners are a natural reaction to the exposure of female flesh in males. A tube gets dilated and shit and blood rush of blood to the head and stuff. Embarrassing ass fuck.
>Why would kids be at a nude beach?
Why wouldn't they be? Kids run around naked all the time, and are completely unaware of most adult's retardedness when it comes to the naked body. You never ran around naked as a kid?
>Plus it's kinda hard to not have a boner when seeing a naked girl
Uh, no - when you see them enough it's not even a thing. You'll admire them, but you won't dwell on it and get hard unless it's someone who you really *really* think is hot as fuck. That's when you roll over if you start getting hard, or if you're walking around go wade into the water for a bit.
lmao wait, I've lived in SoCal all my life and I've never heard of nude beaches here. wtf?
totally - as long as you're not actively drooling over some chick (or dude), or openly rubbing one out, then it's fine
that said, a real nude beach is about 5% hot chicks, 25% normal chicks, and 70% sausage fest in my experience
if you're around NJ, hit up the one one on Sandy Hook. People are very friendly, and it's fun hanging out with the wang out. Just be sure to use sunblock... i sunburned the shit out of the top of my dick the 1st time i went.
I've walked around with a raging boner several times at nude beaches. The only people that get mad are butthurt husbands that have small dicks and don't want their wives checking you out
Black's beach is the place to be yo, OC taken from there, I hang a lot with my hoes
>and that's why most europoors are disgusting and have been fucking like rats since they were 12.
.. he wrote
Hot, sweat, and sun-swollen. Same reason your dong looks different in different temperature settings. You ever notice how a lot of porn is shot indoors, i.e. at room temperature (usually with air conditioning)? Put those same girls into an air-conditioned room for 20 min and their nipples will protrude & harden to glass-cutting levels while the areolae tighten around them.
guy at the back- priceless
>I hang a lot with my hoes
And when anon says this, he means he literally takes a couple of gardening tools with him.
>If I went to a nude beach and saw a hot girl my dick would be so hard it'd cut diamonds.
Doubtful and she'd be surrounded by a bunch of nasty fat old men with their tiny dicks, and also the fat old women. Shit is boner-killer.
If you sit on a nude beach and start snapping photos like a japanese tourist in las vegas you will be asked to leave. If you start snapping pictures of kids the police will show up and ask to see your camera. A lot of people mistake nudist colonies with nude beaches. Nudist colonies are where families live and hang out and just kinda do stuff in the nude. Nude beaches are where pervs, voyuers, and maybe like 1 hot chick go to hang out and feel edgy. Nudist colonies screen the fuck outta people who apply to live there, if you got any violations towards kids, ypure out. If you make people uncomfortable, are seen chattin up the chitlins, snappin pics, or just being a perve, youre out. Neither environment is some pervy wonderland all the fat autists like to fantasize. Nude beach? Imagine a gym locker room only half the people are over 30, and maybe 1/3rd are female. Its that kinda "dont stare, dont be wierd, just go about your buisiness" vibe.
>Go ahead and tell yourself that.
I don't need to tell myself that. I've actually talked to women, and my own woman also tells me that nude guys do nothing for her. Shit's not the same as it is for men, no matter how much you want it to be.
Sorry. My english isnt the best. I was agreeing with you, and stating for the drooling autists in this thread, that if they show up at a nude beach they will be sorely disappointed. And also probably one of those wierd fat sweaty guys who sit way too close and make shitty "im not staring at your dick" small talk.
I'm totally gonna do this with my gf and just be like, "Sup, I'm hittin that."
Way to go faggot. You're so retarded you broke the thread.
Is this real life.
I know them! That was taken at Black's beach here in SoCal. I kick it with then all the time they're really cool. Only problem with this place is pervy old men. I once threw an 85 year old man onto his sand castle for getting handsy with the one on the right. True story.