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We never got to the bottom of this
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the sun, you faggot
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Your mom
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>>592398768
this was settled yesterday. stop shitposting
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sun obviously
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Short trillions or long trillions?
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>>592398768
If those are USMC lions they'll wil
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Has science gone too far?
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>>592398768
In the lion king it would be the lions. IRL it would be the sun.
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Lions will win. They keep their species alive until the Sun dies off naturally. Then the lions get to celebrate for 8 minutes before the planet starts to go haywire.
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but if the sun had 1 trillion of itself, wouldnt it fall down to the last fight because the lions who are so many would attack the sun but it wuould be different if the sun was too many also dont you think?
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>>592399078
Do you realize that the sun destroys the earth when it's time has come?
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>>592398768
The lions have claws, the sun doesn't.
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>>592398768
Lions, natural selection causes evolution and they move to a new star system as time goes on... they out live the sun.
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>>592399159
Not if we have lion technology
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I think if you put all of lions in like a 3" X 3" it will maybe have enough energy to create a chain explosion in the sun :/
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>>592398999
trips for truth
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>>592399159
>Do you realize that the sun destroys the earth when it's time has come?

Do you realize that's exactly what I said? Read it again.
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How densely packed are the 1 trillion lions?
>>Theoretically can make another sun if too dense
>>implying op isn't as dense as 1 trillion lions
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>>592398768
It depends on the size of the lions, the resolve of the lions, and how organized they are as a race. Are tey christain lions?Jewish lions? Black maybe? If there's infighting then the lions will split up into smaller planetoids which will get incinerated one my one if the sun moves strategically but if they stay united and stand as one they would form a planet with the mass a density of 1 trillion lions and the gravitational pull alone would be more than enough to rip apart the sun especially if they are pregnant lions cause then they'll have babies and the lion planet will collapse in on itself from the force of 26 trillion lions and implode which will cause a black hole and destroy the sun too.
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>>592399357
When the sun dies it destroys the earth and therefore the lions too. few million years after that the white dwarf disappears. So the sun wins.
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>>592399409
>liongeddon
I like it
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>>592399409
>It depends on the size of the lions

.... average lion size i guess?
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>>592399357
i think he meant that by the time the sun becomes a red giant before it dies we'll be inside the outer layers of it.
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>>592398914
>stop shitposting
>on /b/
/b/ is the shitposting board you moron.
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>mfw this thread is basically like any serious threads of the same theme
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>>592399409
you bring u some intreting points but because the lions are having babys the babies need to eat so unless they eat the sun which they couldn't cause it's too hot then they would have to eat their parents meaning more lions but lons of less mass and density. I'm actualy very intrested on how a society made purely of compacted lions wouyld function when all is lion. igeuss their poop would fall to the middle of lion planet meaning eventually the lions would have solid ground made of poop to stand on but I still don't think lion planet with a poop core would have the density to tear apart the sun realistically
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>>592399999
Oh fuck you
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>>592399999
THE TRUTH IS SPOKEN


QUINTSSSSS
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how about now, fgts
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>>592399999
all praise the prophet
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>>592399999
This is the worst quints ever

nigger you better tongue my fucking anus
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>>592399999
are you like a philosopher or something I feel like you were chosen by god
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How many lions would it take to build a dyson sphere around the sun?
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The sun hasnt got shit on Goku fucking newfags. Also, lion's have metal claws making them immune to burns on their hands.
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>>592400334
just one spread out reeeeeeally thin
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>>592398999

Trips
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>>592400334
ok i actually did the maths and found out that you'd need (roughly) 150 lions spread out 1 atom thick to cover the sun
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>>592399781
No, that is /mlp/
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>>592399234
best post in this thread
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>>592399999
wat an intreting statment
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>>592399999
i love you
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>>592398768

Lord abnd Savor Jebus Cripst alway win thw the end.
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They lions just need one to be aslan and they win
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>>592404106
Praise his name beyond the stars
Repeat it until the lions start to sing it
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>>592399357
>>implying that lions stay on Earth

Read some Man-Kzin Wars, faggot
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>>592399083
That's an interesting twist on the situation

I'm going to think on that, and I hope you do the same
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You are all being retards right now. Lions are from africa. So they are niggers. And what have true african niggers ever invented? Exactly nothing! Sun wins no matter how many lions you got.
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if 1 trillion lions weighed on average 250 lbs (didnt even look it up so whatever) they would collectively weigh 1.13398e14kg, the sun weighs 1.989E30 kg. Sun wins.
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>>592399184
But lions can't process fuel for fire without the help of humans, who, as you may not know, are working for the sun whether they know or not

There is, however, a possibility that the Sun would allow men to create flames for the lions, to even the match
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>>592405531
/thread
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Just one sun? That hardly seems like a fair fight...
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>>592399999
how high are you
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>>592405888
No officer it's hi, how are you?
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Have the lions got any sticks?
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>>592398768
only if they attack at night
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>>592399999
>I'm actualy very intrested on how a society made purely of compacted lions wouyld function when all is lion.
You're going to love this, then
It's a very interesting narrative about that very topic
>http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Dogscape
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>>592398768
are the lions armed with jelly beans?
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This fucking thread
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>>592398968
kek
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>>592406078
Rules: Lions are equipped with jaws with full set of teeth, paws (front and back) with full set of intact claws, and amazing jump as their signature move.

Sun is equipped with.....nothing.
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>>592400154
lions still
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>>592406078
sticks>lions>sun

what you're suggesting is just stupid
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>>592399999
but what if the lions eat the sun at night?
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>>592398768
This thread is retarded beyond belief.
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>>592406034
I hope the ride never ends
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>>592406102
I'm reading it right now with a huge frown stuck to my face.
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>>592406199
>mfw this thread
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>>592406411
or is it just you? gtfo
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Alien Space lions.
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>>592406394
If you look at it sideways it looks like this
Sun
^
lions
^
Trees

It's all about perspective. The constellations exist only on Earth.
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>>592398768
Easily the Lions would win, the could just wait for the sun to set and spring a ambush on it when it came back. Flawless victory for the lions
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It's been established that the sun contains 10000000 times more mass than 1 trillion lions. The sun would win. Sorry.
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>>592406668
Oh
Sorry Nanny
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>>592406952
What if the Sun holds out in the North, where the Sun never sets?
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>>592406978
Mind over matter

The tortoise beats the hare

But how!?
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>>592406943
I never even saw it from that angle
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>>592399234
Kek
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>>592406978
Its been established that mass is an illusion overturned by weight from nature, in this case the animal kingdom of which lion is king.
Try harder fagget
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>>592407961
I think I see what you're getting at

Begin in 2 dimensions and transitions to 3 or more after reaching close proximity to the sun,

to limit the time needed to reach the surface, which, as we know, gets becomes larger as it moves toward the center, we hope eventually reaching infinity

???
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>>592407879
Besides, the sun is just a ball of gas and really cant do anything, no special attack
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>>592408451
We just need a heatproof coat on a ship to launch the lions into docking position! They will do the rest!!
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>>592408527
It doesn't really do much besides emit light
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>>592408527
You fool! Sun has one special AoE attack that happens one time: Supernova
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>>592398768

bumping for sheer absurdity
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>>592408867
This isn't absurd. This is history.
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>>592398768

infinite lions still have nothing on the sun OP is a fag
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>>592408527
Exactly, the lions have many specials, like sneaky pride when they would group together into balls to sneak up on the sun at night, striking swiftly BEFORE the sun can even magnetic field to defend itself

>pic unrelated, captcha
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>>592398768
is the sun an ice sun or a lava sun?
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>>592408798
Lululul.....Supernova requires 10 mana and can only be used at the end game....Sun will never make it.
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>>592399234
I feel like that's not right, but I don't know enough about lion technology to dispute it
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>>592409513
but there are plenty of ways to generate mana, especially colorless mana.
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>this fucking thread
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the lions would win because all of their blood would put out the sun however their hair would catch on fire because of the sun would set them on fire it would be a very good fight however i do not think that the sun would win. perhaps the lions could just out live the sun
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I don't know what you faggots are on, but I want some
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what if the lions and the sun merge and we get a new super-lion-sun as the result of this battle?
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>>592410724
what the fuck?

Nigga, is this thread for real?
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>>592411235
i have become lion sun, the destroyer of worlds
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>>592411235
this
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>>592411235
last time that happened it summoned the dark god and destroyed the whole universe
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>>592411443
ah, yeah, last tuesday.
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>>592411443
How do you know bro
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>>592411235
>>592411376
you nerds, 1 of 2 things will happen. Iron in the lions will cause the sun to die or... there will be enough mass from the lions just to add to the sun and make it bigger instead of killing it.
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>>592411803
it burned my whole lawn and I had to have my roses replanted, worst Tuesday EVER
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>>592411803
Then who was phone?
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>mfw this thread
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>>592411862
when the lions attack at speed of light, the resulting loss of mass will add nothing to the sun
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>>592411376
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>mfw when best thread in a month is about lions fighting the sun

fucking /b/
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mass of one trillion average male lions=
190000000000000kg

mass of the sun
1988550000000000000000000000000kg

the end
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>>592403657
holy shit. kek
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>>592412725
these are not average lions, your argument is invalid.
These are lions that will face off the sun.
And win.
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>>592411862
But what if they just took more iron with them? Or what if they group in one big ball using their mass to steal the light from the sun using gravity, adding to their mass? (keeping their eyes closed to protect them from the light ofc)

you did not really think it through, did you feg?
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>>592412725
no gravity in space so it doesnt matter
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>>592412725
refer to >>592407879
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Guys what if the lions attack the sun in the night when it's defenseless.
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>>592411951
Tigers
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>>592399234
>This Guy Gets It
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>>592413124
but the lions will not see
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>>592412725
average mass of a bullet
0.25kg
your average mass
140kg of pure fat virginity

and the bullet still wins.
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>>592413002
but aren't we like, in space?
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But there are only 7 million people, how could there be more lions? Fucking idiot.
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>>592399357
The sun will swell up and engulf the earth well before it dies, it's called a red giant, educate yourself before you post nonsense
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>>592413314
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>>592406410
/thread
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>>592413733
Retards can't feel pain, the sun can. Relentless destruction from the retards=shock and awe=sun has no time to ignite
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Siegfried and Roy would capture all of the lions and force them to work in Vegas for min wage. massive industries will supply electronic collars for each lion and adoption clinics will oversee ever child in the world receives their new pet. geeez I am high as fuck. what are we talking about? Am I still typing. Dude, where is my smartphone?
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The lions must converge on the moon and encase themselves around it to form a lion shield. Then we must wait until a solar eclipse, this will charge the lions power.

The lions will begin to thrust the moon into the sun and using the solar eclipse to their advantage, will destroy the sun's invisibility during night.

The sun will be vulnerable at this point, in which the lions will use the power charged to emit super cooling lasers from their manes.
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>>592413733
if those retarded kids are marines id have to bet on them
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>>592399234
hahahha sweet babby jezus
best post I've seen in a long while!
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>>592398768
> If one cow can jump over the moon
>Then ten lions can destroy the sun
> QED
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>>592398768
What if we froze the lions, that way they can make it to the sun.
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>>592413249
they are cats, they can see in the dark
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>>592398999
dis nigga
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>>592398768
The lions, they are natural predators and there are more of them.
The sun may be on fire, but it's about the size of a a quarter.
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>>592413733
are they USMC retard kids?
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>>592398999
>They'll will
>They will will
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This shit is why my high school astronomy professor lost her mind while trying to teach teenagers.
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>>592413249
>Lion Technology faggot get hip
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If doubles Jessica Simpson will marry me
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>>592400154
then it would be lions
clearly
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>>592399234
kek
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>>592406410
This guy is onto something....

The sun can't defend itself at night... It's the perfect plan...
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>>592414299
goddamn dubs
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>>592399750
gayest gif i've seen in 2015
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>>592414349
They Will(squared) when taken to the limit approaching one trillion is infinity
>Lions win simple math
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here you can see a cyborg lion strike team with nightvision implanted, a perfect example of normal applications for liontechnology.
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>>592399999


>quints
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>>592413944
Fucking brilliant
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>>592398768
The suns got heat, thats fucking all.

Lions chill in the damn savannah and shit, dude. You think they're gonna sweat a fucking sun?

Lions > bitch ass sun
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>>592414351
No trying to figure out how one person could produce so much edgy faggotry is how she lost it
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Archive thread
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>>592399999
>>
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>>592399234
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>>592414240
Underrated post, I lost my shit
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>>592414627
Go on
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>>592415083
http://4archive.org/b/thread/592398768
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>>592413944
>shock and awe
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It's been years, YEARS, since I've written these words.

ARCHIVE THIS THREAD.
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>>google "average weight of lions"
>>"weight of sun"
>>'ohmygod i'm autistic' - me
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>>592415682
Archive this shit niggers
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>>592399228
>>592399228
>>592399228
this

first, imagine 1 trillion lions spawn right the fuck now
in a couple of weeks there won't be any other mammal specie on earth
lions have 2.8 billion years all by themselves to get smart and build civilisations and shit before going star trekking

lions win
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>>592415682
>years, YEARS
>"years" implies at least 2 years
>two sets of "years"= 4 years
>2015-4=2011
>2011=new
Thought you could pull the ole switcheroo on me huh?
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>>592407303

Fuckkng rinnegan
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>>592414240
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>>592416136
Oh shit
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>>592398999
>trips=truth
Almost quints!
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what if the lions ally themselves with the dolphins and thus can dominate both earth and sea? no limit for resources + alliance with a highly intelligent race, they could outwit the sun.
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>>592399999
OOOOOO SHIET NIGGAA
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can a trilion lions stacked end to end even reach the sun?
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>>592408798
Yeah, but it's practically as useful as an electrode.
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>>592414349

If the lions are hungry they'll will'll win
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Yeah but could these lions beat Madara Uchiha? And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
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>>592416679
>can one sun stacked end to end even reach the lions?
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>>592399234
1/10

not even funny
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>>592417076
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>>592417076
ldfjfdh;sdasudfaahs
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Thats a lot of lions tho
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>>592417058
Is your asshole still gaping from all the gay loving you recieved last night, my friend?
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e=mc^2
lion energy= 190*10^12 * c^2= 1.7*10^42
sun energy= 1.99*10^30 * c^2 = 1,8*10^49

sun loses 4*10^8 kg/s so 3,6*10^25 energy

so it would take 1*10^25s or 317097919838000060 years for lions
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>>592417076
Dude. Seriously? It takes 14 Earths to reach the lion and 25 to reach the sun. Convert the units (Ea to Li) and you find that it would take at least 2500000000000 Lions to reach the sun
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>>592398768
To be fair, 1 trillion lions might overload the suns mass and create a super nova

is that a tie?
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>>592398768
Are you the same faggot who started the thread on /a/?
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Renegade for life
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>>592398768
Sun. 1 trillion lions would just burn up trying to get near it, and the sun is too massive to be bothered by 1 trillion lions.
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>>592417619
is that more than 1 trillion?
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>>592413259
this.
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>>592417786
kek at filename
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>>592417076
1.2m = 1lion
distance earth sun= 149 million km

1trillion lion= 1.2*10^12m
149 million km= 1,49*10^8m
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For the sake of argument, let's assume a lion has a mass of 200 kg and that the trillion is a long trillion (10^18). Then the lions weigh about 2*10^20 kg collectively. The sun weighs approximately 2*10^30 kg. Thus the sun weighs 10^10 more than the lions do together. In other words, the situation is similar to OP fighting a medium sized mountain (about 1 km high) with the added complication that the lions will (believe it or not) be even worse fighters than OP can possibly be. I think that's all I need to say.
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>>592413259
#rekt
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>>592398768
A lion can be anywhere between 120 to 190 Kg
1 trillion of them would take anywhere between 120 to 191 cubic Kms
The Sun has 1.4 times 10 to the power of 18 cubic Kms.
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>>592413259

>average mass of a bullet
0.25kg

gtfo fag
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>>592417939
really?
it's 2.5 trillion
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>>592414115
Im too lazy to do maths right now, but if we cool all lions down to absolute zero, would that change the course of the battle a lot?
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>>592412816
ANTHLION SUNTANO HERE
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>>592418498
how can the sun have weight if there is no gravity in space
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Avg. mass of african male lion = 206 kg

Trillion lions = 2.06e+14 kg
Mass of Earth = 5.972e+24 kg
Mass of the sun = 1.989e+30 kg

Pic unrelated
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>>592418440
thank you for proving my point
a trillion lions can reach the sun
one sun cannot reach the lions
how could the sun win
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>>592398768
1 trillion ice lions would win
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>>592416679
No need. Most likely they would combine to form Lion Jaegers and formation to the sun for its defeat.

In b4 Lion Tactics
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>>592418976
shit wrong reply
>>592414149
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>>592413259
kek
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>>592418498
Its not the size of the lions in the fight, its the size of the fight in the lions.
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>>592418976
Not really. Lions dont typically like the cold. You need to go to the 1T bears vs the moon thread
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>>592415515
trillion^trillion
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>>592419016
There has been gravity in space since early 2014 actually.
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>>592419631
whoa who put it there
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>>592419390
the heat of the sun will defrost them so its ok
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>>592419715
Nobody knows but presumably it's to do with M theory (generalised string theory). That also explains why it happened in 2014 since 2014 = 14 (number of dimensions in M theory) + 2000 (nice round number).
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>>592399999
someone put this guy on leddit
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>mfw this thread

btw the sun would win because:
He has a system and he would just throw random planets at them

which would eventually cause the earth to collide into lions and explode. But we have bruce willis and he can bomb the lions from the inside. Earth is save

But lion is angry at earth and sun can channel his energy and burn them but collateral damage

earth is kill

Good job op
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>>592419309
I'd argue that the lions of the fight in the size is a more important factor.
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>>592399234
Give me your brain
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>>592419016
>how can the sun have weight if there is no gravity in space

1) take balance
2) put it upside down
3) measure weight of earth
4) i get about 5lbs

conclusion : earth has a weight even though there is no gravity in space

corollary : sun has weight even though there is no gravity in space

fact : sun's mass is about 333 000 times the mass of the earth

deduction : sun's weight is about 1 665 000 lbs in space
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It depends on what "winning" means. If to win means to die, the lions win. If winning means burning the other party, the sun wins.
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>>592420370
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>>592420370
Now all we need to know is how much a lion weights in space
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>>592419016
If there is no gravity in space, why the hell do we orbit the Sun?
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>>592420370
I think you forgot to take into account the weight of the tray on the balance. The real weight of earth is probably more like 4.8 lbs.
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>>592420848
for weights of lion: remove 1 lion of earth and then weight earth again
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>>592409075
fuk u lions win every time
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>>592420902
Well Copernicus and Galileo showed that the sun actually orbits the earth and not vice versa, so that's not an issue.
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>>592421092
yeah and nasa proved it so its ok
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>>592413259
/thread
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>>592398768
depends on who attacks first
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>>592421034
>>592421034
>>592421034
>remove 1 lion of earth and then weight earth again
>mbw
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>>592400111
underrated trips
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>>592413984
hahahaahahahahhaahahah u so funi XDXDXD
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>Sun XP<Lion XP
Faggots
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>>592399999
Quints completely validates this post.
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>>592421286
Lions always strike first it's in The Lion Book of Rules of Engagement or LBRE for short
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>>592421286
yeah, the sun attacked the dinosars first so they died
now the lions must attac first or all is lost
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>>592421478
and Sun EXP<Lion EXP
lions kill every day
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Shit my nigger is loose
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>>592421954
ye lion have better speed
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>>592398768

Did you forget about my jolly co-operation, moonfuckers?

Those lions will taste my solar cock rise, RISE from the ass of ELVES.
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>>592422106
yea im sorry my dick is p big
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>>592421034
i don't think that would work
let's say this guy >>592420370 's balance has a precision of 0.1 lb
then we have a 0.1 lb / 5.0 lbs = 2 % error margin on the weight of the earth
unless a lion contains at least 2 % of the weight of the earth, removing one will not influence the result of a second measure and since there is no other way to measure the weight of the earth, this technique would not work
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>>592399999

I fucking love it when real posts are gets. I'm so tired of shitty gets where its just "get" or some anime panties in an image dump
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>>592422339
but sun has range attacks and blare at daytime
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>>592422645
You haven't been reading Science Weekly
>your shits all wrong
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Since we're on the topic of lions and sons
>who came first the lion or the sun
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>>592398768
Lions hunt at night and are nocturnal and the sun is defenselessness at night. But on the flip side lions sleep during the day.

So my question op is the attack happening during the day or night?
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>>592423283
there is no sun they could attack on night
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>>592399999
It's like I'm getting stoned the more of this post I read
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If one measly dragon can swallow the sun every night I am sure the lions can handle it
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>>592398768
earth have an atomic mass of 5.98 x 10^24 kg
1 trillion lion have an atomic mass of 2.40885466067E+41
the sun have an atomic mass of 1.2044273303350399e+57

the sun win
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>>592424229
but lion are on earth so combine mass is greater
lion win
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>>592424229
calculated with an average wight of 400 earth kg
i used the liger hybrid to give them a chance

>>592424419
not even close.
5.98 x 10^24 kg + 2.40885466067E+41 = 2.40885466067E+41
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>>592423996
this anon is right

pic related sums it up
and its a single lioness too, not even a trillion lions. a trillion lions could eat the sun like that a trillion times! maybe even more
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