Cringe Thread.

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I dont get it.

>>592309593
lm0a

>>592309210
What's cring about this picture

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>>592309210

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmKY0qO5B5M

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>>592309210
ARE YOU READY??!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I

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>>592310420

It's obvious from the photo she's standing on a higher part of the patio. If those heights were accurate it still wouldn't make it cringe.

>>592309814
explain, dont give me gay shit, fucking explain

are u seriously that stupid?

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>>592309210
Japan never lost the war against the U.S. They're slowly destroying U.S. civilization with Chinese cartoons and autism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw

>>592309814
>>592309815
>>592310059
what did i miss?

>>592311959
biggest cringe in this thread except for op's hatred for the kid

>>592311454
>being this new
its a meme, i was trying to be funny

>>592312432
>>592312432
>>592312432
It's a meme u dip

>>592309210
>>592312254
OP's clear hatred for his friend who got interest from the step-standing bitch he wants for himself is the only cringeworthy thing about it.

Look at how she's looking at him. She wants him and OP is jealous.

>>592312900
/thread

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See if you can list all the cringe-worthy things in this image!

>>592309593
/thread

>>592309210
woah I went to this camp as a little kid. camp sambica i think it was called.

>>592312039
those eva 01 chopsticks look pretty sweet.

>>592313334
I remember it too. He banged that tall grill and some nerdy little fat kid was buttmad about it the rest of he trip. Apparently the sperg had a crush on her.

Does anyone have that one video where that orange-haired "juggalo" kid jumps off a chair and hurts himself trying to smash a pumpkin?

>>592313996
hey, im op (the "sperg") and thats not what happened.....

>>592313334
>>592313996
Actually it may have been a different place because for some reason I remember they didn't allow flip flops

>>592313005
Shut up faggot

>>592309814
>>>592309593
Can someone explain this to me? I never understand this.

>>592312039
>Doritos ketchup
True cringe

>>592312039
Wow thats a nice scooter

>>592312432
I literally cringed at this

>>592309814
Ay yo /b/, your envy is showing

>>592309814
>>592309815
>>592310059
>>592310170
You trying to force memes is the reasob this guy fucked your girl, mom, dad, sister, brother. Whatever the fuck he did you deserved it.

>>592314390
people post photos of people who they hate in cringe threads

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>>592309210

pof pic taken from crapper.

>>592312039
This isn't cringe, faggot. That stuff looks frickin badass

>>592313096
thanks for the quality post

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>>592311387
Here's that class b autism

>>592309210
Tall, long hair, nice leg shape... Only thing cringe about it is what I'd love to do to her.

>>592311654
The faggot who posts this guy for the past week, tasted the guy in the pics dick vicariously when he kissed either his mom, wife, or gf.

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>>592315023
[virginity intensifies]

>>592310420
You fool, she is clearly 5'12"

>>592315077
thanks, finally makes sense
fuck you OP

>>592309509
obamacare

>>592315023
Thing is im athiest and I almost because one of those athiest faggots who even more cringworthy than the religious fags for a while. So glad that was just a phase.

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>>592315313

>>592310420
so.... a young boy who hasn't finished puberty
and a girl, standing on a stair, closer to the cam

what are you implying, that youre an idiot?
we already know that
>you've achieved uber faggot status

>>592309593
ayy lmao

>>592313096
>>592314867
Dat badass Baldur's Gate wall map though. Jelly as fuck.

>>592309814
This guy looks Dapper as fuck.

>>592315595
taking the bait this hard

>>592315726
yyoure a cringe

>>592315761
its not even bait
are you new?

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The New Version

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>>592313312
Lol EZ

>>592316151
cool, even less funny and creative than ever!

>>592310090
Nothing wrong with that, the same is for women.

>>592316151
Learn to remove an image in photoshop jesus that masking job is shit

>>592316200
>Have had sex in a public place
>Normal
Uh, okay.

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Fresh OC from the freshmen at my highschool

>>592316361
I dated this girl for a while who was probs a 8.5/10 bretty hot. She was nice and all but obsessed with anime and shit and eventually it annoyed me so much that I broke up with here.

>>592309210
>Cringe

>>592316472
do a better job then faggot

>>592312039
omg this is so fricking amazing hahaha

>>592316919
I would but I got a fuckton of homework fuck uni

>>592316718
Well as long as he's happy with the way he looks that's all that matters.

>>592316718

Where's the cringe? What are you a akatsuki hating faggot?

>>592310420
as you can see your pic has achieved great succes, nicely done :)

>>592317042
>no time
it takes less than 4 minutes

>>592317081
I think it's the grill dual wielding phones.

>>592317042
>has hw at uni
>wastes time on /b/
Nice try, NEET/

>>592316791
Looks only matter when you're fucking her the first couple of times or when bragging to friends. If she's not compatible with you it's just not meant to be.
Given that you don't cringe anytime you see her of curse.

>>592316718
nobody is cool in high school
if you think they are, you're definitely in high school

everyone who graduated knows that all high schoolers are fucking retards with no life experience, no fashion sense, no real things to brag about

>>592313096
8/10 would play magic with.

>>592313312
i fill out half of these and still don't get bingo :(

>>592317350
I open up a couple threads then check updates between each few problems

>>592316361
Yeah, I don't get what's cringey about that unless the person who posted it is trying to say that it IS right and the person who created it is a neckbeard.

Of course an acne-ridden unattractive fatass no-life is going to be unappealing to women whereas a guy who looks like he takes care of himself is going to be the clear winner.

>>592313096
He lists them all for me

>>592317410
Exactly why I broke up with here. Except I liked her at first then eventually she started to annoy me.

>>592317567
True shit. I hate high schoolers.

>>592310170
>>592310059
>>592309815
>>592309814
FORCED MEME IS FORCED


FUCK OFF. SAMEFAG

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god dammit

>>592317811
There is nothing more fun than penis inspection day at school.

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>>592316718
OhGod...i-is he wearing a sparkley purple fedora with a uchiha jacket(don't really know name of the jacket)

>>592318071
its not forced though....

>>592311454
Looks like a goth Lord Dio

>>592313312
The only one I can circle is using social networking

I want to fucking cry now, thanks for reminding me what a worthless fucking loser I am.

>>592316151
I hope your computer electrocutes you

>>592315023
>>592315313
reminds me of half the fuckers that were in my highschool

>>592317875
I got three.
Three.

>>592318071
This

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>>592309210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCW8kRT57pw

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>>592313312
What do I win?

>>592309593
#rekt

>>592318717
I got one. I hate myself.

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>>592315023

>>592313096
That Metal Sonic is cool as shit.

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How can anyone NOT fill this in all the way? i mean i missed 2, but still.

>>592318759
a diet you fatty

>>592318759
you didnt draw lines through all of the bingos

>>592316665
actually it is

>>592312039
you shut your mouth. butterfly knives are rad.

>>592318802
Which one. I'm the guy with 3 by the way. Let's sulk together.

>>592309593
top kek

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> tfw I tell them this kid complained cried enough in highschool to make them allow this to be his senior photo

>mfw they are not surprised when I tell them he was bullied

>>592318827
by not being a normalfag, normalfag

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>>592318827
Forgot to line it out

>>592312039
> Trojan magnum
> 5'1"

>>592318717
three bingoes or three squares?

>>592318941
This yearbook photo will be painful
4yu

>>592319053
...Squares...

>>592318875
I'm somewhat fit, but I have a bit of body fat to burn off. No need to get so angry, Autismo. You won't earn any good boy points from mommy with that attitude.

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Best circling 2420

>>592319169
then kill yourself you fucking beta

>>592319185
Ayyy I caught that

>>592318827
i can maybe fill out two or three at the most
feels bad man

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>>592318827
>tfw you wasted high school because you were too pussy to make friends or talk to girls
>tfw you never went to prom
>tfw you will never be a teenager in love, or have the opportunity
>you will never be a carefree kid hanging out with his friends out in the town, going to the movies, and watching the stars with his girlfriend late at night
>you will never get a second chance to try and do it over again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCt8EFQ43V8&list=UU48F_hZdizZ3MUBhernVNdQ

>>592316718
>highschool
>freshman
Confirmed underage

>>592313312
I got bingo three times, am I super edgelord yet?

>>592311387
>how many of you have autism
LOL this kid is alpha as fuck

>>592319254
>hating on someone for not being a normalfag on 4chan
welcome to 4chan, newfriend

>>592318920
I use social networking, that's it.

Misery loves company I guess.

>>592319185
so angry, nice damage control fatass

>>592319566
566 you were saved by the allah

>>592319254
Oh you got one bingo? Fuck me, and don't hate yourself, you got somewhere by your own merits.
Self described shut ins are merely hipster narcissists, so I'll describe it like this, I don't go outside much. But that's OK if you are on /b/. Isn't that why we're here. It's not like your singling me out on /fit/ for my bmi, this is /b/.
Plus, I enjoy no human contact.

>>592319417
if it makes you feel any better, a lot of the people that were in relationships at that age didnt actually have those kinds of experiences. and kids are actually really mean to eachother

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>>592319417
High school is ogre m8

>>592318324
Its Al Jourgensen

>>592319566
Thanks for proving my point, Kurt Buttrustled.

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1/3

>>592317567
Hey I'm gonna go get the rest of the football team and tell them we found the nerd, then sodomize you on the locker room floor faggot

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>>592314812

>>592319417
>TFW highschool is just a warm up for the shit you experience later
>TFW prom is for whores and faggots
>TFW im not a carefree kid hanging out with friends in the town or doing any of that. I do adult shit, and its better than any kid shit i used to do.
>im glad i dont have a second chance, that was the weakest part of my life.

Im the guy with all but 2 on the bingo sheet.
I dropped out in 10th grade, i make $500 a week with no education, i get laid by a hot ass bitch every other night (soon to be my waifu), and ive been with at least 30 girls since i was 15. Im not attractive, im a 6/10, i weight 150 pounds, and im under 6 foot tall.

Its all about WANTING shit to change. Not being a poor pissy faggot who dislikes himself for not changing.

>>592319417
Well , lets imply that there are lots of diferent people in this world so if we follow that , means that not everybody spent their HS like that, soo there must be some girls whiling to live that , to take a second chance in life , so if you come across someone like that there you have your second chance.

>>592309210
He's at scout camp

>>592318071
Bait never fails

>>592314812
ebin :^)

>>592319534
Ayy! Mine are...
10 pal funereal
Bday party
Drugs

I am that guy anon was hating on for being beta.

>>592319688
>kids were actually really mean to eachother

Dude, kids would fucking move to another lunch table when I sat down. I had zero friends and I was a hollow shell and I made up for it by trying to be flashy and show off expensive stuff which only made people hate me more. People would ask for different partners when paired with me. Nobody would talk to me ever, except for teachers.


Fucking hell I wish I wasn't such a stupid ass. I hate myself.

>>592309509
I want that

>>592318941
wut

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>>592319828
2/3

>>592318055
except for her. she should be something else.

>>592318814
Kek
Why a NES in the bathroom?

>>592319872
*Hey I'm gonna go get the rest of the football team and have gay sex in the shower


...but please, dont leave me out

>>592318122
1 year without fucking? you're the cringe /b/ro

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>>592313312
Bingo

>>592320176
actually that's it.

>>592320072
look dude, i understand.... but there is something to be said about the general population of kids in middle and high schools: they talk about stupid things and have no meanningful interests, they get quick laughs from youtube videos or vines and enjoy talking about other people the most. i think you need to come to terms with yourself and be proud that you are more than the fucking idiot average population of kids.

>>592320322
I have been a wizard for six years

AMA if you want

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I have posted this a few times on here. Something i seen on facebook a while back.

How many squares did you get, /b/? Let's compete for the low score.
I got 3.

>>592319023
>Claims to be normalfag
>Does not know how to diagonal

>>592320441
> 2/3
> actually that's it.

You had one fucking job, Matt.

>>592313312
Out of all of those I've only been to a house party

I'd probably kill myself If I thought it accomplished anything

>>592310778
IS THIS. THE CRINGE TEAM. OR THE PUSSY FAGGOT TEAM. BECAUSE. I THINK YOUR FORGETTING SOMEONE.

YOU PEOPLE. WILL ONE DAY GET IT. WHAT CRINGE IS. AND IT'S NOT. SOME BETA FUCKER. HOVERHANDING HIS ANIME BITCH.

BEAT TO IT.

>>592318220
fuck you i bet you're the guy that touched my dick

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>>592319023
And here's my beta bingo.
Im still alpha as fuck tho.
Aryan manlet here to wreck shit

>>592320460
High school is the time you learn how to socialize and be normal. How to fit in in society.

I never learned how, and here I am in college, with zero friends still.

>>592320013
only 5. Im proud of myself

>>592320525
LOL you fucking got me there.

+1

>>592315562
That is one ugly piece of shit, really why would you own that

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>>592313312
2ez

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>>592320599
GODDAMNIT CAPTCHA. YOU. ATE MY FUCKING MKCIL.

GUESS. IT'S MY TURN. TO SPANK IT TO THE BREAK IT. ITS FINE. I'VE DONE IT BEFORE. ITS ROUTINE.

>>592320482
>Update
jesus

>>592318827
>Didn't circle "went to prom and had a date"
Lol kill yourself faggot

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Check my bingo card

>>592309210
ultimate cringe

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>>592320668
alpha? lol not if you're posting on b you're not.

>>592320668
Check twenty. Fuck I hate myself.

>>592320013
>of middle eastern descent
lol

>>592312039

An umbrella?

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also working on getting in shape, lost 40 lbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERqkpDcSXr8

>>592312432
drink bleach please :^)

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>>592320668
Not bad

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>>592309509

>>592320482
i pooped a little

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>>592313312
Don't do drugs, didn't go to prom. Does sempai approve of me?

>>592320482
>Logic is irrelevant my dear

>>592320903
Prom is for fucking faggots and bitches.
I took the air out of about 6 cars's tires in the prom parking lot before going to my girls house and fucking her. Neither of us went to prom.

Explain why Prom is so important. Its a fucking school sanctioned dance with shitty music and no booze.

You know what we did for prom? Sat at home, watched Joe Dirt, got drunk as fuck off of Bud Light, and fucked like rabbits her parents bed for 6 hours.

>>592313096
Ya know, even with the hai cut, hes still not a bad looking guy. He could probably get laid easily if he wasn't such a bitch.

>>592320742
it's a themed twitter account, all of it is portrayed the extreme

>>592319968
$500 a week? What do you do, drive a forklift?

>>592320673
$10 says this guy is a CS major

The CS building at my college always smelled so bad lol fedoras were everywhere. It was hilarious. Glad I only had to take an intro to programming class.

>>592320668
Ayy 14

>>592321406
>sempai
You get a 0 by default for being a weeb faggot.

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Cringe threads often turn into feels threads because we realize we are only laughing at others because we hate ourselves.

>>592310806
underrated

>>592315562
Its just as impractical as it is hideous

>>592321716
kek

>>592321507
I went to prom with someone who wasn't even my current gf cuz I had asked her to prom before i met my current gf and my mother guilted me into taking her. It was one of the most miserable experiences of my life.

>>592321510
agreed

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How people cope without a social life is beyond me

>>592321622
I work construction.
We build houses from the ground up.
Get paid alot, because insurance usually dishes out a lot of cash to homeowners looking to rebuild.

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>>592320913
here is your participation medal

>>592321716
nah i've done the full cycle.
I'm great - i just come here to laugh at myself, or the reflection of my former self rather.

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>>592321716
>Cringe threads often turn into feels threads because we realize we are only laughing at others because we hate ourselves.
I don't want those feels

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>>592319417
I feel it bro, I feel it...

Why isn't a Legal Suicide a thing...

>>592320895
>>592321405
>>592321472
Damn I went back to the video and he has deleted his comments or blocked me. I was going to stalk his facebook and see if i could find more cringe stuff.

>>592319968
damn son $500 a week! Do you work at the mcdonalds in seattle?

>>592321832
Excactly. I would take sitting at home with the girl im dating, drinking beer and watching a classic comedy and fucking, over going to a supervised dance with no booze, ANY DAY.

>>592309210
Nothing cringe worthy about this, just normal kids

>>592309815
what is cringe about this pic

>>592309814
>banana.jpg

>>592319828
>>592320176

Well at least he's not being a whiny bitch about it. Seems like it's just the other people that keep going on about it

>>592321716
Underrated post. I cannot highlight the truth you have surfaced. I get feels when I realize that you guys are the only ones like me, and since this is anonamous I will never meet anyone or have any friends. Unless I doxx you and meet you.

>>592321969
it's because it's old as shit nigger

>>592316718
Nigga is aesthetic as fuck

>>592315023
i think his account is supposed to be funny. nearly 2k followers

>>592320176
waitin for part 3???

>>592322028
Read this >>592321870

>>592322110
I sincerely believe he has some form of autism. His posts are all like that, all the time.

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>>592309814

>>592311300
Solar panels are shit though, they only just last year managed to make ones that produce more power over their lifetime than was used building them and the process to make the chemicals in them produces more co2 than just burning coal for the power

>>592321870
I was being a dick. $500 a week is shitty.

>>592322333
Trips confirmed for alpha.
I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG FAGGOTS

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>>592320482

holy fuck, this is gold, and then the last comment at the very end makes it so much sweeter

11/10 best in show

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Dick is 5.9 inches

>>592321507
It's not about the dance faggot. I couldn't give two shits about the dance. It's about the after party. I've only been to two prom parties and they were the craziest parties of my entire life. I don't even remember them entirely but the parts I do remember were fucking awesome. Dancing, booze, weed, you name it.

Also
>took the air out of about 6 car's tires in the prom parking lot
Someone gets salty when other people have fun

>>592322287
part 3 was pointless so I dropped it.

>>592319968
>>592319968
$500 a week.

Faggot my next paycheck is 16k. I make more in a month than you do in 10 But I went to college and did normalfag shit

>>592322149
Ayy. Its OK. I just responded to my own post.

>>592322309
Maybe its because the first thing you say is I wear a rolex and drive a mercedes

>>592322035
exactly. God KNOWS I tried to have fun, I took salsa lessons, I even opened a fucking mosh pit at one point to make things interesting. But my date was all "OH NO WE SHUDNT DANCE CUZ U HAVE A GF ITD BE WEIRD"

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>>592320482

jesus christ, dude, find this guy and kill him for the good of the rest of us. What a piece of shit faggot.

>>592322309
So you spent too much time and money on things that don't matter. Maybe you'd care to change that behavior

>>592318827
same

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>>592310090
This. Nothing but truth here m8.

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>>592320013
I see nothing wrong with porn or calling chicks, "dude"

>>592320013
>Of middle-eastern decent.

Yeah that's a whole race of betas right there.

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Bingo.

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>>592316718
she either has 2 phones or he is getting her number
baby steps for a baby win

>>592318122
>relationship over 1 year
>still a virgin

Beta as fuck.

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>>592322511

snake eyes, don't trust his lies

>>592322410
How so?
Where i live, rent is $450 a month, so i have plenty of spending money.

For no education past 10th grade, $500 a week is fucking gold bro.

Unless you can direct me to a better job that doesnt require me wasting time and money and effort to get a GED and college degree, then i think ill stay with doing what i love and getting paid more than what i need to live happily with no debt.

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Dark horse remix with jagger: http://youtu.be/rLYkZ7QMTdM

>>592322721
just how???? Are you dating a body pillow?

>>592322573
I know the feel. Mainly because I'm doing it again.

>>592322511
This motherfucker knows. $10k year end bonus check comes in soon. Booking Olympics in Rio.

>>592320482

>I'm in one of those moods, where I must make everyone feel that they have inferior intelligence

Who says this? And the comma between "moods" and "where"? I wish I could pretend he did this ironically but reading his earlier autism makes me know he has no understanding of irony, or even basic grammar.

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Not Beta enough

>>592322149
We are all still here for you though /b/ro, even if we never do talk to each other again. There are many people just like all of us. It's like we're all the same, so it's like you'll be talking to me anyways. Maybe you will be by some chance.

If you get what I mean I hope

>>592322488
At least you own it bro. A lot of the pseudo-alphas on this site will swear up and down that their dicks are 17.4 inches flaccid.

>>592322511
You don't make $16,000 a week.
Get off of 4chan.

>>592309210

CRINGE?? Motherfucker, this is Tuesday night at the driving range. Fucking faggot never fucked a tall woman.

>>592322728

^that's not the picture I posted, wut

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>>592309210

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>>592313312
mfw i have them all

>>592313312
I was so damn close. I manage a bar so i work weekends; does that qualify for me to circle the last one?

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>>592313312
fuck

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>>592320482

>>592321194
>An umbrella?

With a katana handle, looks like.

>>592310420
oh

>>592322746
Yup its gold for only having a 10th grade education. But that doesn't mean its not shit. Eventually you'll realize you don't want to spend your life barely having any money and will want to get a decent job, so you might as well go get your GED now its not that hard.

>senior in highschool (inb4 b&, i'm 18 yo)
>have friends, go out, smoke weed, etc
>"smart"
>not even fat or particularly unattractive
>no gf because every girl i've ever known to like me has been crazy/uggo/both
Jesus dick, help

>>592320482
No joke I argued with an assassin's creed jacket (almost as bad as a fedora) wearing faggot who argued that it's possible for mermaids to exist.
If only I'd found 4chan then.

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>>592320482
Pic very related

>>592315023
omfg that dude is the Cringe Overlord.

>>592315562
Fuckin ISIS man.

>>592322878
I make 16k a month


Mortgage loan officer bro. I cum in your mortgages. I don't give a shit

>>592322872
Yeah, I do. Every single person on /b/ is the same, except for an occasional moral sjwist. It is as if Ive been socializing with one large concept rather than an assortment of individuals, so I guess that's comforting and frightening at the same time.
Thanks...?

>>592320725
take your web points back to reedit faget

>>592316718
dat gurl doe, damn

>>592315077
>implying it's always the same guy
>implying this is not the internet
>implying it's only from last week
>taking the bait this hard

>>592320072
dude the fact that you're able to reflect on yourself and realise the mistakes you've made gives you far more potential than what I estimate to be maybe 2/3 of us westerners who either completely lack, or block out, their self awareness.

being able to have this perspective makes you far more capable of learning and growing as a person, but you've gotta let yourself keep trying. If you can learn to forgive yourself for being a fucking retard at times you'll realise it's not such a big deal, everybody's like that, and if you can keep going instead of giving up that's what makes a successful person.

It's usually our egos that are to blame for stupid mistakes we make, our egos act entirely in the moment, because they have to. What counts is whether your full mind behind that ego is capable of objectively reflecting on the in-the-moment decisions of your ego and checking if this is in line with who you think/claim you are as a person. As opposed to people who waste their intellect twisting logic to backup and defend their shitty ego. Most teenagers are too young to notice these two parts of their own minds/personalities - so they tend to follow their ego until they're mature enough to really think about who they are and the true nature of their actions. You shouldn't hate yourself for this, everyone experiences it - it's just not everyone breaks out of it.

ayy lmao

>>592322721
he meant long distance friendzone over one year

>>592320414
Get laid man. Especially in a public place. It's amazing

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>>592322173
Yeah I screen capped it about a year ago. I think he blocked me after I wrote some comments back check the pic that's what I wrote back.

>>592322746
Good luck. Construction is hard on your body, and the work is boom or bust. Wait until your small town dries up.

>>592322878
He makes 16k a month probably. Thats not all that reasonable if you chose a good major in college. One of my friends just graduated the CS major and straight out of grad school is making 400k/year and they gave him a tesla to work for them. So glad I'm doing computer science.

>>592309210
Like a boss. Any guy that can get a girl so worked up as to be looking at him like that got something.

>>592312432
>it's a meme you dip

>>592319968
Proves why dropping out makes you more of a faggot.

>>592323115
Oh yea i deffinitly plan on getting my GED at somepoint, because when i have kids i dont want them to think they can do what i did without school.

But I'm about to take over the construction company in about 3-4 years, whenever boss decides to retire. I'm the head crew leader and have been with him for 8 years, He makes fucking thousands per week, depending on what jobs we do.

Like right now, we're doing a 300,000 square foot assisted living center, and get paid $3 per square foot. He pays his crew, and pockets the rest or reinvests it (which he doesnt do anymore since we have everything a company needs)

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>>592320013

>>592318298
Yes it is.

>>592309210
Carpet ball is fun as shit

>>592323318
I think the same way about this place. You people are the only people I can talk to without getting nervous and hoping you wont hate me.

>>592322671
Top fucking kek, saved

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I'm a virgin because I have ED =/

>>592323633
>tfw you recognize that pic