On the bright side, you've discovered a new method of removing tape worms.
I have no doubt doctors around the world will salute you at every removal.
Get ready fuckers i have a shitload of stories.
An intestine parasite. Shaped like a worm, and split into segments. On the head has hooks to grab for walls of intestines. Feeds off of your shit and anything you eat. Why it's bad? Irritation, diseases, faunal imbalance in intestines, etc.
Btw I'm a medical student
Dumb fuck it doesn't eat your organs. Humans are merely carriers for larvae to feed on other species for most of them. Some are different, like swine tapeworm, which does no harm for pigs but in human intestines causes damage.
this one aint even good, im just posting what i've got left
Just listen to the song and imagine the situation
Come one, come all, gather round for the tales of...Roemer, Autist Extraordinaire. It is most definitely worth the read.
Take the time to read this its a good one
kek i literally did the same thing. i saw it in a thread and people were going apeshit with replies and i just saved and read the next day when i was bored. possibly my favorite long greentext story i've ever read.
Needs more than a musketeer machinist talking like the Swedish chef to save that place. It's a fair start though.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
This is now a GET thread and i start with double
>open door, get on floor
>me walk dinosaur
completely lost it
Please someone call the NASA to ask if they have seen my sides.
That's the best thing I've read in 2015 so far.
EB Mcgee, tale of legends friend, well done.
pls dont die thread had a good amount of laughs here
fucking newfag doesn't even know something so basic he asks what Google is fucking nigger
If no one is reading this thread it will have been an appropriate waste of time and I will not be surprised
Google it you stupid nigger
pic related you trying to do anything
nice comeback you fucking retard
your picture is shit and I can't even figure out why you posted it in this thread
I found another one in my folder of your ugly faggot face
Woah you sure showed me you fucking retard
Pic related, you
wow we sure fucking retards fucking faggot
FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whers the cont nigger ?
wher is it yha fucking bitch, kike fucking nigger