Why aren't you dating an NZ girl? Also NZ thread.

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>>592139563
you fucking goofed newfriend.
threads gonna be a shit edition.

>>592139563
I'm actually talking to one. I don't think we'll get that far though.

This thread is going to crash and burn and die, and OP is a fucking autist for making this shit tier edition thread for the 3rd night in a row.

shits fucked.

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>>592139563
Why do you keep doing this to me op why must you keep asking

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because they are frigid and uninteresting

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shit thread

Shit. You guys turned this thread to shut already. Just talk about the damn topic.

>>592139563
i don't know any

No, it was already shit, the moment OP tried to make this fucking shit tier edition thread for the THIRD FUCKING NIGHT in a row. As if the last 2 weren't bad enough. Then to top it off, he made the thread an hour early. Saging so this thread dies so we can start a good one at 8 instead.

>>592139563
>Why aren't you dating an NZ girl?
Because they all look like monkeys!

can you fart on my balls when we fuck?

>>592139563
im trying but im just way too genuine to be cool

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>>592144408
>Because they all look like monkeys!
Oh really?

>>592145350
moustache

>>592145575
Wax

>>592145575
That's a shadow you cunt, learn photography.

>>592145863
Sure faggot.

>>592145863
its clearly a moustache faggot

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>>592146063
>>592146123
Virgins

>>592139563
Because I'm not in to pregnant bush pigs.

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>>592139563
I have OP. Didn't work out though.

>>592147004
How was it?

>>592146629
how would i get down the pants of a pure innocent nz girl

>>592146063
>>592146123
>>592146660
Poofters

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>>592146629
would not rub mustaches with this dude.

>>592147187
scratch and sniff

>>592139563
because nz is boring as fuck

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>>592147320

>>592147581
I think it's rather beautiful. Mountains near oceans and tons of rolling fields. Beautiful.

>>592147581
Im never bored and Im never high either so I must be the exception

>>592148099
Cool! Someone actually from New Zealand. Now you just need to be a girl, then I can answer OP

From nz. Is boring and shit.

>>592148842
Gril or no?

>>592148971
Nah Mayne

>>592149215
Sheeeeiiit

>>592139563
Because they are some of the most unintelligent and unattractive sentient beings on Earth.

>>592149651
explain yourself

>>592149651
I was going to make a remark to that but then I remember that the girl I was going to talk about was from Bongland so carry on.

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Post which celebrity you vaguely resemble.

Or just fucking post a selfie. You lazy cunt.

sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage

>>592149593
Das it mayne, Das it.

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yee

>>592150110
Maoris.

Kristy kahui aka "man basher" that's fucking why
She is famous for being on the news and YouTube for ring extremely violent and beating the shit out of people while getting away with it.
Last I heard she got pregnant and is a single mum.
>probably raped him
>Tfw she almost knocked me out

>>592150160
Ive been compared to Rhys Darby a few times and at other times Ive been told I look like Richard Hammond

>>592139563
Can i date a hobbit or a Harry Potter? thats all that lives in NZ right?

>>592151327
I got hobbit feet that good enough for you bbe?

>>592151327
A harry potter? The fuck?

>>592151411
yes. do you know any narnias? maybe we have threesome

>>592151502

>>592151934
I know some last of the samurais

They are entitled bitches; almost as bad as the Swedish.

>>592152591
Kek

>>592142448
So is you mum but I banged the fuck out of her

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nelson/blenheim here

>>592152591
>>592153154
samefag

>>592153913
tl;dr

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>>592154198
kk i didnt need to really no i just put the first image i saw newfriend

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>>592154103
Not tonight but it didnt stop me last night

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ahoy

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>>592154352
Iv'e been on here for many years, but it's OK if you want to call me a newfag.

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This bitch is from Te Aroha. Requesting some Waikato whores.

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>>592154914
Exactly what you'd expect a newfag to say

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>>592154914
see>>592153913

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Because I'm just not choice enough, bru.

>>592155298
Please stay on topic.

>>592139563
fuck off kiwis, we're full

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>>592155580

>>592155298
hes obviously a newfag hes just scared we found out :3 make him feel comfortable

Are NZ girls any good I want to move there for rugby and scenery

>>592155441
COOK THE MAN SOME EGGS, BITCH!

>>592155872
Jesus the honker on him

>>592155872
Stop trying to make it happen Jesus christ

>>592155713
tl;dr

>>592155984
make what happen

>>592155145
Ew Hamilton bitches

>>592155901
Sure thing do a google search for "maori porn" to get an idea

>>592155713
Honestly I'm more than okay with this. Frankly I like New Zealanders... Well, the white ones anyway; Maoris seem like a bunch of troublemakers that can't handle their grog.

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>>592155928
I'M NOT THE FUCKEN SLAVE AROUND HERE, JAKE!

>>592155298
>>592155759
True Newfags!

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>>592156130
>new zealand
>white

>>592156130
Thats islanders in general
>>592155901
Depends where you are avoid the tron and your fine Wellington has a few too many feminazis though.
>>592156058
Fucking nate stop trying to make nate happen

where did IDs even go tho?

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>>592155928
I got this, calm down.

>>592156280
Can you like, try for just a minute not to be so shit mate?

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>Be chatting with two Kiwi mates of mine on Ventrilo one night
>Kiwi 1: Wait, where do you live agin?
>Kiwi 2: Paeroa.
>Kiwi 1: Awww, beerly enny chucks, brew.
>MFW

>>592156280
newfag detected

>>592156427
Poofter Detected.

>>592155872
WAIT WTF IS THIS SHIT

>>592156730
Stop forcing it.

>>592156645
I started talking like that ironically to an aussie mate and by the time I realised he had no idea what maoris sounded like it was too late now I use half their slang every now and then and it disgusts me.

>>592139563
Coz im dating superior AUS girl.

>>592156378
what the fuck are you cooking them in, lemon syrup?

>>592156791
im more then happy for it to fuck off

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>>592156850
Puzzle time! *snap*

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>>592139563

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>>592156677

Fuck studylink is a fucking joke, I checked my profile and they're still "confirming study details" I have an assignment due end of this week and If they haven't paid tuition fees I don't get marked.

Hurry up you cunts, you will be receiving a very unpleasant phone call from me tomorrow

>>592157038
This I can get behind

well ya walkin anna talkin anna movin anna grooving anna hippin anna hoppin anna pickin anna boppin

>>592139563
> implying I'm not
Because i don't have the money to pay to go see her

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>>592157293

>>592157319
You may fat and not run to fast but you're faster than me

>>592156899
Aus girl =man

>>592156972
all the butter bro

>>592157241
I applied back in November everyone's stuck with confirming its fucking bollocks maybe it will happen after NCEA results are out or something.

Ausgag here. I know a few NZ girls who have moved over here and are punching far below their weight. Are NZ guys all 3/10s or do 9/10 NZ girls have no idea how hot they are?

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>>592157068

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>>592155872
fixed

>>592139563
knew a NZ girl once. Karen Gillice. Mighty fine rack

>>592157566
Enjoy your heart attack

>>592157241
>unpleasant phone call
"Hello you've reached studylink"
"uhh... h-h-have you confirmed my study details? the website says - "
"No, we're still in the process of confirming your details, you'll have to check back in a few days."
"oh... b-b-because I have an assignment and - "
"I'm sorry sir, you'll have to check back in a few days."
"okay"

>>592139563
thats the falg of ostralia m8

>>592157677
quite nice actually lol :D fuck i hate captchas

>>592157856
Why are captchas even back

>>592157433
what the fuck are you saying

>>592157785
Its ok Im here for you
They rung me while I was asleep to ask why I didnt list how much money I will make while studying.
Oh I dont know maybe because Im not fucking studying yet m8

>>592157759
why would you even say that.
do you microwave food?
do you eat fast food?
do you drink soda?
do you eat proccessed food?
do you walk in the sun?

enjoy your cancer faggot. suck a dick with your heart attack shit. I'll eat what I want thank you very much.

>>592157963
idk tbh they were doing fine without them

Fuck I never had any trouble with studylink.

They paid that shit out every year like clockwork

You guys need to know how play a white knight double agent.

Got a chick off of /b/ once in Wellington. Then again, even though within a month I was tying her up and fucking her cunt with a jim beam bottle, and going ass to mouth, no sex was worth the pure shitstorm level psychocrazy she was. Fucking hell I thought I had dealt with psychos before..

THE

CAPTCHA

NEVER

BOTHERED

ME

ANYWAY

>>592157566
that does not look like butter
is that what new Zealand butter looks like?
why is it neon yellow? butter is made from milk
you disgust me

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>>592158136

>>592139563
I don't fuck hobbits

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>>592158226
>ass to mouth

>>592158136
>number of people dying from heart disease
>number of people dying from cancer
>number of people that don't know which number is like 4 times greater than the other
>implying it's just as hard to avoid pouring a cup of butter in the pan every time you make 2 eggs, as it is to avoid sunlight

>>592157785
Top kek. I promise this won't happen. I'll be brave

>>592157856
>>592157963
Get a 4chan pass account you tight ass, meaning you have an open road for an ass hole faggot.

>>592157038
omg moar!

>>592158265
Bruh.

>>592158553

>he doesnt go ass to mouth

Whats the point of picking chicks up off /b/ if youre not gonna fuck their ass then shove your dick in their mouth.

>>592157963
>>592158186
captcha pays moot every time you solve one

>>592158666
>Giving mootjew your shekels

Yea thanks, but no thanks Satan

>>592158582
green text newfag

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>>592158666
>666
>mark of the beast
Moot pls

>>592158338
Butter is made from cream you uncultured fuck

>>592158666
Moot pls
Your trips reveal you

>>592158712
Because I doubt /b/ chicks are the type to keep a level of hygiene that would be deemed sufficient enough to perform such nefarious deeds.

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>>592158675
I don't have none

>>592158822
>you mean >newfag

>>592158712
I tried that with my ex-wife....she did not like it!

>>592158872
>uncultured
>dairy discussion
>hilarious

except that cream comes from cow's milk, you curd

>>592159024

Then maybe she shouldnt get shit all over your dick.

>>592159014
I know a guy on 4chan that went to school with that girl

>>592159024
Is that why shes your ex?

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NZ is gay as fuck you poofters

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>>592159194
Lucky bastard

>>592159014
who is that?

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>tfw the fear fades away

>>592159287
marriage with sheep

>>592159287
ahh, i see you and your dad in that

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>>592159287
>He doesn't suck dick

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>>592159587
Some girl that a guy that he >>592159194 knows went to school with. I just saved the pic randomly.

>>592159287
WTF has this have to do with poofters?

>>592159649
are you heal?

>>592159748
what the fuck is up with all these belly pricks?

>>592160029
Girls think its cool or hot or something I dont fucking know

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>>592160029
Illuminati puppetry

>>592159145
Yeah but milk and cream are different

>>592159898
literally dying

but it don' matter

then i get to see a goddess

>>592160510
I bet shes pooping right now

>45 unique posters
still fucking dead

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>>592160510
i'll see you on the other side.

>>592160727
Because theres only like 7 of us that dont give up after 10 minutes

>>592160802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqnmkChcgxo

>>592160727
Today was the day you should have killed yourself, what changed your plans?

>>592160841
#1

>>592160654
imagine HER squatting down and squeezing a fat one out

JESUS

>>592160974
Fuck your youtube video, just say it.

>>592161198
Anyone going to kiwiburn?

>>592160841
Last night I sat in a BBL thread on /sp/ and it was 40 Aussies and 1,000 posts

>>592161324
It's 26 seconds long you buckethead and funny

>>592161155
no need to kill myself if i'm already dying, my friend

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>>592139563
inbred whores

>>592161485
A REAL HERO...Hero...hero...

I'm in chch, what isn't absolutely shit to do on a night like tonight.

>>592161719
Ride a coupley land waves

>>592139563
it really is no problem being single in new zealand since 89% are ugly sluts

>>592162007
more like 99%

>>592139563
Cause i got dat yellow fever.

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Boot masterrace

>>592162152
Visit Auckland

>>592162152
people with yellow fever are disgusting

>>592161485
But we dont have 40 people posting

>>592162237
Ro0d

>>592162237
>Being literally gay

>>592162267
I was just sharing an experience

>>592162237
What, are you into maoris or islanders or something? you got that cocoa fever faggot?

>>592162372
>>592162376
being fooled by makeup+plastic surgery

ITT: 49 new zealand virgins bitching about their nations women

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Anybody have experience with buying from aliexpress? Thinking of buying this shark hoodie

>>592150894

MODS

>>592162561
Nigger lover detected

>>592162797
they stick to their own race and so should you

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>>592159667
ya mum bro

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CAPTCHA ME ON FIRE

Any psy's in Auckland LSD, 2c-b, etc

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>>592162797

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>this faggot posting the beastie porn