Why aren't you dating an NZ girl? Also NZ thread.
you fucking goofed newfriend.
threads gonna be a shit edition.
Why do you keep doing this to me op why must you keep asking
No, it was already shit, the moment OP tried to make this fucking shit tier edition thread for the THIRD FUCKING NIGHT in a row. As if the last 2 weren't bad enough. Then to top it off, he made the thread an hour early. Saging so this thread dies so we can start a good one at 8 instead.
>Because they all look like monkeys!
would not rub mustaches with this dude.
Post which celebrity you vaguely resemble.
Or just fucking post a selfie. You lazy cunt.
Kristy kahui aka "man basher" that's fucking why
She is famous for being on the news and YouTube for ring extremely violent and beating the shit out of people while getting away with it.
Last I heard she got pregnant and is a single mum.
>probably raped him
>Tfw she almost knocked me out
kk i didnt need to really no i just put the first image i saw newfriend
Iv'e been on here for many years, but it's OK if you want to call me a newfag.
This bitch is from Te Aroha. Requesting some Waikato whores.
Exactly what you'd expect a newfag to say
Thats islanders in general
Depends where you are avoid the tron and your fine Wellington has a few too many feminazis though.
Fucking nate stop trying to make nate happen
>Be chatting with two Kiwi mates of mine on Ventrilo one night
>Kiwi 1: Wait, where do you live agin?
>Kiwi 2: Paeroa.
>Kiwi 1: Awww, beerly enny chucks, brew.
I started talking like that ironically to an aussie mate and by the time I realised he had no idea what maoris sounded like it was too late now I use half their slang every now and then and it disgusts me.
Fuck studylink is a fucking joke, I checked my profile and they're still "confirming study details" I have an assignment due end of this week and If they haven't paid tuition fees I don't get marked.
Hurry up you cunts, you will be receiving a very unpleasant phone call from me tomorrow
You may fat and not run to fast but you're faster than me
>unpleasant phone call
"Hello you've reached studylink"
"uhh... h-h-have you confirmed my study details? the website says - "
"No, we're still in the process of confirming your details, you'll have to check back in a few days."
"oh... b-b-because I have an assignment and - "
"I'm sorry sir, you'll have to check back in a few days."
Its ok Im here for you
They rung me while I was asleep to ask why I didnt list how much money I will make while studying.
Oh I dont know maybe because Im not fucking studying yet m8
why would you even say that.
do you microwave food?
do you eat fast food?
do you drink soda?
do you eat proccessed food?
do you walk in the sun?
enjoy your cancer faggot. suck a dick with your heart attack shit. I'll eat what I want thank you very much.
You guys need to know how play a white knight double agent.
Got a chick off of /b/ once in Wellington. Then again, even though within a month I was tying her up and fucking her cunt with a jim beam bottle, and going ass to mouth, no sex was worth the pure shitstorm level psychocrazy she was. Fucking hell I thought I had dealt with psychos before..
>number of people dying from heart disease
>number of people dying from cancer
>number of people that don't know which number is like 4 times greater than the other
>implying it's just as hard to avoid pouring a cup of butter in the pan every time you make 2 eggs, as it is to avoid sunlight
NZ is gay as fuck you poofters
Some girl that a guy that he >>592159194 knows went to school with. I just saved the pic randomly.
Anybody have experience with buying from aliexpress? Thinking of buying this shark hoodie