If you're the type of faggot who cuts his pizza with one of these shitwheels then you should go and kill yourself right now
Be a man, cut your pizza with a knife nigger
New York City Pizzeria Pizza Maker Here
I only use Machetes to cut pizza, 4 cuts, 4 delicious slices. fuck nigger wheels and 'knives'
>fuck nigger wheels
oh shit man, i lost it
Master Race Enterprise pizza cutter checking in.
oh fuck off like i give a single fuck if you believe me or not you double nigger
you're probably one of those niggers who waits at a red light when no one is around hahahah faggot suck my dick
>grows up without a father in his life
>doesn't know how to man
>men do hard jobs
>go out of your way to make everything complicated
>go yell at others for not doing needlessly complicated tasks all day erry day
Congratulations, you now own a pizza cutter.
There you go, now take your 'pizza cutters' and fashion them up your gelatinous asses
Where the hell did you get that? I want one. Think of all the brass knuckle lime capabilities. Fuck mugging a guy and beating the shit out of him, take his wallet, then take his FUCKING JUGULAR
It's clearly a form of white privilege and patriarchy.
>OP is a very mad feminazi
im a student and spare money goes to the pub or to food. I work a part time jobs because the government doesn't give me enough to cover rent for the year while I study, because my parents earn too much.
Never been to tumblr and I'm not a social justice warrior.. How has that even become a generic insult? Fucking newfags these days.. At least be imaginative with your insults you cock shining jizz hoover.
carbon blades where deemed illegal for use in public settings in 1972 due to the fact they chip more easily and can end up in someones food plus they are more pourus which is harder to clean and can easily spread bacteria....scooled again..
It is literally a knife in the shape of a wheel. It was invented because using a knife to cut pizza is a waste of time. Come out from under that rock and join the rest of civilized society you fucking heathen.
But how fucking hard would that be to clean? Sauce would get all in the handle, it'd be a nightmare. 69/10 though because I would totally cut my dick off with it if I hadn't already with OP's edges
>implying it's not you
>implying you're not butthurt you can't use a machete to cut pizza
fucking plebs,thousands of them, everywhere.
Knives get dull. Pizza cutters are specially designed as a wheel so that ALL the edges are used. It's always sharp. It's more practical and more fun.
Buy a pizza wheel.
It might just save your life.
Not going to clean inside the handle.
Dishwashers for the most part suck at actually cleaning dishes.
Now your son is very good at cleaning dishes.
If you know what I mean. Nudge nudge wink wink.
OP needs to take his bag of nigger dicks elsewhere. And take your $10 machete with you.
>Calls people who use specialized tools niggers
>Using specialized tools is a defining characteristic of our evolution
>Dishwashers for the most part suck at actually cleaning dishes
Literally the stupidest fucking thing I've heard. Yeah, dishwashers suck... if you pay $20 for one. Spend real money and get one that works, poorfag.
More proof that pizza cutting circles are superior.
Don't care if you own a Hobart CL64E it is just a hot water sprayer. Sure it will be sterile for about thirty seconds until you put the dishes in your cupboard they cool and all the gunk attracts various bacteria.
>because even though two things that are inherintly similar have one small difference, they are completely different things altogether
Because girls are just guys without dicks, girls aren't even humans
lol I don't even use a machete
I don't even work in a pizzeria
YOuve all been master trolled lololol eic winp
Sure it exists.
But clearly your understanding of "clean" is lacking.
The most common cause of Dysentery is failure to rinse your dishes of detergents and food particles.
You can have your diarrhea for all I care.
>OP, ready to cut up another 10lbs of pizza for his m'lady
I have my sources
I do not cut my pizza. Rather, I will start at the 12 o'clock position and taking one bite at a time with each new bite being next to the last, going in a clockwise rotation, stopping at appropriate intervals to masticate thoroughly and swallow.
I will continue this pattern until the pizza has been fully consumed, each full rotation making the pizza a little smaller.
I was aware when I started it
I actually had one just like that but part of the plastic that held the blade in place broke so now I only have one side of the handle. On the plus side I only need one more box to get this bad boy so all you fuckers can only dream of getting on my level.
Welcome to /b/
Shut up cancer dick
I started ur mom with my fat chod
Yes Master Alpha
Come at me bro
my mom always goes for her old dull wobbly shit wheel that doesn't cut anything and gets cheese and toppings everywhere despite me placing a nice sturdy knife right next to the pizza for her. you just can't help people whose switches are permanently stuck on stupid as fuck
I am circumcised
Your the fucking fag here bro
Let me build you a visual guide for the value of humans.
>Normal 9-5 fuckos
>famous wealthy idiots
>poor idiots who want to be wealthy
>people who abuse welfare
>people who use 4chan
>people who use /b/
You like that, dont you?
Lol. Furry dating site with bad permissions on their upload folder. I've just been dropping the gems Ive found so far in this thread.
>Politicians above famous wealthy idiots
>The homeless above welfare abusers
>Genius artists near the top, when they should be in whatever position welfare abusers are since they are usually one in the same.
I could go on but there's no need, I'll cut to the chase. You don't have a clue what society values. You think you do but you're amusingly wrong.