Lukyanova thread

are those ray bans?

>>591993908
That water wing looks nice as fuck

>>591993908
That is a well maintained boat, look at that shiny aluminium railing.

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>>591995012
now its that type of thread..
fuck you guys

what are you guys, gay?

the architecture on that white structure on the top right is astonishing

>>591993908

so and who pays for that faggotry

Damn she is so hot...

>>591995220
And what a view those apartments would have, right over that sky blue water.

>>591995319
Confirmed for faggot that likes completely fake women?

>>591993908
nice fuck doll/10

What a green scenery trees and grass

>>591995434
Check out that milky white fine sand, want to put my feet on that.

Thats a guy by the way you sick fucks

I like to make sandcastles on that beach

>>591993908
She looks so dead inside

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>>591995580

I love you guys...

>>591995077
rule 26 cesspoll faggot

>>591995565
Do all her holes vibrate

>>591995434
I would attack that thing if I saw it in my bedroom. It looks terrifying.

>>591995580
She's hot as fuck, in a very unconventional way.

>>591995760
Not even close.

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moar?

She is fabulous and living the absolute dream making herself look like she wants regardless of what anyone else thinks, she's a genuine inspiration for me

Plus I'd fuck the shit out of her

>>591995916
Dayum, that grass is so lush, if that 'aint fake I want to get in touch with their gardener.

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>>591995434
That's almost as bad as those fucking glass dolls my Grandma had... If I saw that at night I'd throw shit at it...

GAWD NO!

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She's been in a Coma for 4 years due to a gang rape.

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>>591996027
Yes please, more of the hotty in that pic.

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>>591994826
Probably Croatia.

Nice invisible fish spirit in water

>>591995462
Confirmed for faggot that likes landwhales with bad skin.

>>591996342
No she hasn't...

>>591997358
Her body reminds me of a human, but it fails to actually turn me on.

But if you jerk off to hentai all day, I can see why you might think she's attractive, so that must be why she's getting traction here.

>>591997940
You do realise who she is right?

some say she once swallowed ken whole

She looks fucking disgusting

>>591996342
bullshit, it doesn't say anywhere she got gangraped or that shes in a coma

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imagine all the things she cant even think of doing in order to maintain that look

that's just nasty

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>>591997940
It's okay, she tries to predict the future, thinks she can eat air, and she has a cult following.

Remember kids, don't stick your dick in crazy.

>>591998284
I wish to eat an entire family sized pizza from a good Italian restaurant in front of her.

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>>591998396

nah man, she looks plastic and weird but i'd still fuck her good mang

>>591998045
Should I give a fuck? Or more reasonably, should I care?

>>591993908
IS THAT LEATHER ON THE COUCH ? FUUUCK

>>591993908
fuck me, how has she not been snapped in half yet.

>>591998549
She has modified her body to resemble Barbie as much as possible, it is why she has no expression in the pictures and looks like a fuck doll. No need to be so butt hurt defensive

>>591995777
Well she has nothing real left, so I assume she is.

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I got a lot of her, but if no one appreciate it, I should stop

I think I'd put my penis in? With the amount of shit she's done to her torso, does anything fit inside her?

>>591998914
Thank you captain fucking obvious.

>>591998914
Exactly. She's a real life fuck doll which is awesome.

>>591999146
From the sounds of the newfags in this thread, there were people that didn't have a clue.

>>591999101
post more, it's interesting

>>591999101
MOAR

dont blueball us now!!

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>>591999556
Okok she is so cute on this one

>>591999339
She's SOMEBODY'S fuckdoll. The thing about fuckdolls is you can buy your own. And it can't talk.

>>591999850
And probably doesn't cost thousands every month on medical bills.

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>>591993908
a real beauty

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>>592000135
i wonder how much is make-up and how much is surgery

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Im the only one who are posting pics

>>591999850
I wonder how she feels about her vagina. Since barbie dolls don't have genitals she may be incredibly insecure about her lady bits. I mean she can't get surgery on that.

>>592000461
tell me, where do u come from?

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I guess I will quit this thread

>>591998500
that's nothing, i once ate a whole family of italian restaurants

>>592000753
They sew bitches up in plenty of places. Of course, it would need to only be temporary, otherwise what's the point of letting her to continue living? Her silicone can be put to much better use in the industrial sector.

>>592000884
what do you expect?

a blowjob after every pic you post?

either have fun dumping or gtfo faggot

>>591995159
The incredibly disproportionate, painfully obvious fake breasts make me feel bad about being a straight man.
She's basically anorectic with plastic bags for tits. Absolutely horrifying.

btw. where was the picture taken? Loving those rocks on the shoreline

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>>591999778
I think this looks more natural for her.

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>>591995434
Pic related

>>592001324
looks like a fucking ghost
3spookz5me

>>591996991
Confirmed for permavirgin with beauty standards from a comic book

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>>592001198
I didnt say that, but if i'm posting on a dead thread... it doesnt make any sense

I kinda would want to fuck her just for the story. I suspect she wouldn't be very good in bed, though.

She looks like an "I don't suck dick" kinda bitch.

>>592001533
if this thread was dead it would be dead but its not

there are at least 3 chronic fappers here

>>592001063
That's unpleasant..

>>592000884
god what a whiny faggot you are

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>>592001320
That's the point. She gets your attention by her freakish beauty, and then gets you to sign up for her online cult of sending her money in exchange for a deep spiritual connection. And there a lot of ronery men out there who will do it because they think she is the perfect woman and is "full of insight".

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>>592001681
I guess you are right

>>592001063
germanfag detected

my penis is seriously confused.
cant decide if she's hot or not

>>592001534
kek

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>>592001860
Yeah sure I am.

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>>592000264

OP here.
thread is still on and no nudes?
prune.

>>592001910
look at the stats faggot OP: 36 different posters already

that's easy 3600 lurkers.

keep it up and don't be gay about it

>>592001964
i saw a video of her. she's actually a real uppity bitch

I can't imagine what her pussy looks like. Clean, waxed, beautiful, and without a blemish.

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>>592002110
k

>>592002325

>implying she isn't crazy and uses it for anything other than peeing and oozing blood

>>592001533
It's not dead, we are all having fun insulting you for what you like.

>>592002325
It probably has teeth.

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cute one again

>>592002581
>implying with all that surgery she never got her uterus removed

>>592002238
were you expecting anything else?

keep going with the pics op.

>>592003017
im not uploading anything
furrchawn minions are.

i would literally say no if im asked to have sex with her. absolutely 0 attraction.

I refuse to believe this thing is actually a real person until i see a video of it moving and talking.

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>>592003017
Im not OP.

Op delivered only the firt pic

>>591998256
Shes not. She did an interview in GQ a couple months ago... hilarious, too. She is a massive racist! Not just blacks, but italians, greeks, anyone with "ethnic skin."

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Does her shit smells?

>>591993908
she is irrelevant until she does porn

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One of my favorite

>>592003345
idk smell yourself

>>592003458
good to know you still find your mom relevant

>>591993908
Has she been genetically engineered to need regular doses of semen to stay alive? because I think that would be a useful feature.

>>591996351
Came buckets to this pic

If I was this plastic looking, subhuman eastern European bitch I would stand idlly in a department store and scare the shit out of every single person passing by thinking I was a god damn manikin. Fucking this chick would be the strangest and at the same time satisfying fuck. Talk about taking the saying throwing her around like a rag doll to the next level.

>>592003345
I imagine it's worse than hell's sewage, considering she's has most of her digestive organs removed.

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>>592003345
It's only smellz

>>592003287
Then go look at a video, retard.

are there any gifs or webms of her? She horrifies me, and i feel like i NEED to see her moving to fully grasp just how horrific she is.

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this "woman" is fuckin creepy

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no makeup

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>>592003869
haha, funny

>>592003715
>>592003302
any vids of her?

>>592003936
see the thing is i actually dont give a fuck newfag

>>591998500
Homer Simpson, with the Olive, in the Garden...

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>>592003971
Finally, someone else post a pic!!! Thx

>>592003890
ZOLTAN!

>>592003971
Is this before she had all the surgery?

>>592004118
Then why even bring it up?

>>592003890
>>592003971

it would be cool to hang out with her, and fuck her occasionally

>>592004216
no its just a pic with on no makeup

>>592002901
let it go
>let it GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>592004338
u mean "amazing"?

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>>592004214
ZOLTAN!

I wonder if she's in constant pain. What kind of food does she eat?

>>592004243
I was making a point that it doesn't even look like a real person you idiot

>>592004216
she didn't have much surgery on her face, it's mostly make up that makes her eyes look huge

>>591993908
Wasn't she severely beaten in Ukraine a couple months back?

She claims that the only surgery she's had is her tits

>>592003971
wot

She actually looks good on this picture, contrary to all the other pics

>>592004526
>What kind of food does she eat?
probably a lot of broths through curly straws, I would imagine.

>>592004526
Her bio on wiki says she has a liquid diet, I wonder what kind of liquid?

>>592004200
Literal living sex dolls.

Wow my dick it can't contain it.

>>592004590
Well you made a shitty point because she clearly is. You could have just said "She doesn't look real" and not been a moron.

>>592004409
But in it her pelvis isn't shaven down and her stomach is completely different
>also dem gainz

if 4chan had an individual poll for each body part and then you used the results to make a woman, this is what would come out

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>>592004711
LIQUID!

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>>592003890
human representation of the uncanny valley.
normally its non human things that look too close to human, that make things freaky, (see polar express), this is backwards though

>>592004711
semen

>>592004845
There would be more dick from all the trap-fags.

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>>592003971
U'r gone?

>>591996101

underrated post.

>>592004617

nah she had a LOT of surgery on her face

her and her family are gorgeous without surgeries, but almost all of them got nosejobs and chins shaved down, implants, etc

>>592004668
>and nose, jaw, ribs, hips, reproductive organs, digestive system, probably some things in her legs, etc etc

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>>592005042
nobody thought it was funny samefag

>>592004914
So she'll never need to go hungry then.

mid-life is gonna hit her like a truck

she will have no self-worth after she loses her barbie looks

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>>592005225
Yeaaah

>>592005267
>she will have no self-worth
she will have no worth

>>592005401
She has some raw materials that might be worth a bit, silicone and the such.

>>592002325
>B, 6
she doesnt have one.

>>592003345
im sure it smells like play dough.

which is worse than actual shit

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I hope lurker like it

If I saw this woman approach me I would either think she was a Japanese robot or run away screaming. She is beyond hideous; she's the Rubanesque of ugly.

>>592004200
Tell me the huge irises in their eyes are just make up or something. Tell me they didn't have eye surgery for that bullshit.

b always breaks down girls 'omg too fat' 'small tits' 'cankles' y'all should worship her for fulfilling all your requirements

THIS IS WAT U ASKED FOR

>>592005267
Pretty sure she'll OD on some pills or something before 40
How old is she right now?

>>592005505
i guess, is silicone becomes extremely scarce in the next 15 years

>>591996342
it happened in November, last year.
she got the shit beat out of her.

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>>592001910
that make up lol

>>592005679

they're contacts, called circle lens

>>592005749
>type of girl that goes to the gym just to take pictures of herself at the gym.

I have a question: Does she not pose nude? Would that ruin the image she's trying to cultivate? I would argue that at this point, she really shouldn't be against doing anything.

>>592005679
Circle lenses, they're pretty popular in Japan. Mostly worn by "cutesy" girls.

>>592005699
she's 29 now, every year she will look more grotesque and less like a teen doll

>>591996101
9/10

>>592004914
Interesting fact: an average ejactulation has about 4 calories.

She'd have to be drinking the shit by the liter daily to sustain herself.

>>592006054
This. Surgery will be mandatory to maintain her appearance but that will only last so long. She'll collapse into mush around forty.

I'm probably the only one itt who think this but fuck it.

I'm legitimately fascinated by her. And i love the cyrillic languages spoken by a chick.
I'm sure its bullshit that she only lives off of air, but idk.. its just something about her

And I'm super jelly of her waist.

>>592006125
No one said it had to be human cum..

>>592006326
You can have her waist, you know. Just have a few ribs surgically removed, maybe a few yards of intestine...

>>591995012
Dude, that's clearly stainless steel not aluminium.

>>592000423
90% surgery

>>592006326
It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.

>>592000461
because no-one else cares about this inhuman freak

>>592006579
I think I might need a bit more than universe... juice...

>>592006125
Oh dear what a shame, never mind. Perhaps that's why her knees look a bit scuffed

>>592003937
>>592004114

she has youtube vids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNZecWHkNNI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoKwbbnlxi0

>>592006444
Which would cause her to absorb fewer nutrients and help her stay so small. It all comes full circle

>>592005267
With all the shit she's done to herself, I doubt she'll live that long.

If she does, though, man... kinda makes you wonder, what do people like that who literally build their entire lives around their appearance do when they get old? I mean, without her looks, she has absolutely nothing in her life. I wonder what Zyzz would've done when he started going downhill?

Makes you think, man. Maybe being beautiful isn't such an awesome thing...

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>>592006627
Yeah I should leave

>>592006926
Zyzz would have died young one way or another. Too many drugs. If he was still around when he hit middle age, I'd say he'd be as burnt out as Ozzy

>>591999101
this is 4chan
nothing in the rules saying you have to please anyone

>>592006886
I would be surprised if she could keep down a full meal. She probably sucks on nutrients absorbed through a sponge.

why there isn't even a single nude pic of her ffs

>>592006329
I don't imagine animal spunk would be too different in caloric value. I suppose it'd be a lot easier to procure a gallon of horse jizz a day, though.

I want to touch her breasts to see if they even feel good to touch

>>592007199
Because that would ruin her plastic cyborg image.

her stupid makeup is to blame for her freak appearance, without it she looks actually kinda nice. Still I'm pretty sure she's 90% plastic inside, but who cares, I would fuck her. My only problem with her is that she actually thinks she's an alien.

>>592006926
Just look at Joan Rivers, that's what happens when they get old.

>>592007381
Is that a shoop?

>>592006926

the answer is easy to that, look at the lives of famous actresses/models known for their looks

you either build a career like heidi klum (tho she still looks good obv)

or you do surgery trying to maintain your looks while your insecurity manifests itself in drug addiction like janice dickinson

>>592006926
natural beauty and health lasts. this is just a perversion

>>592007517
Heidi Klum might have breast augmentation but that's it. She has natural beauty and that doesn't quickly fade. She'll probably be fuckable well into her sixties.

Lukyanova will not be so lucky. She'll melt like the Wicked Witch of the West around thirty five.

>>592006926
good point.

she likely won't be able to go "ah well, let's rejoin the workforce and become a legal secretary"

most of these plastic surgery types die young, or age ungracefully, living off the money they made when they were young.

>>592006579
Since she probably has ~10 feet of intestines, she probably has to take in ridiculous amounts of calories. Just so he body can consume whatever amount she needs

>>592007460
the contours of all three look a bit strange, but I don't think it's a shoop. just a crappy camera.

>>592007750
Yeah I wasn't serious about the universe energy thing, but thanks for the information I guess...

>>592007669
Heidi Klum at 60 is going to be awesome fapping.

>lubes up in anticipation

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>>591996351
>mfw jizzed to this hi-res pic

>>592007381
Unbelievable that this thing has a pulse.

I would love to rape her ass...

Question:

Can this girl BLINK?

It looks like that would be difficult.

>>592007435
>>592007517
I guess. Most celebrities tend to have some sort of talent (and I use the term loosely) to fall back on, though. Joan Rivers got famous for comedy, her looks were irrelevent, so she still had that going for her when she started to look like the Cryptkeeper.

I'm talking people who literally have nothing whatsoever going for them aside from their looks. Shit must get real sad for them real fast.

Maybe that's why hot girls tend to be so fucking crazy. They know they're racing against the clock. They know it's just a matter of time before they lose the one bit of power they have. They know the only reason anyone gives a shit about them is because of their looks. I guess the smart thing to do would be to cultivate an actual personality and make something of yourself, but most bitches are just lazy and try to coast.

Really kind of paints attractive people in not such a good light when you think about it.

>>592007669

yeah bad example on my part

i just meant if your career is based on beauty, you can build a separate career from that (TV, etc) while your transitioning to older age, where even though are you still beautiful, you are still being replaced by younger models

>>592008301
She can close her eyes, though she probably has to try really hard at it.

>>591996351
hot pic

jpegged all over myself

>>592008153
i want to see that cunt sooo bad.

>>592008301 18:47:17
>>592008341 18:47:32

mega kek

OP here.
no nudes? nipple slip? cameltoe?

>>592008471
this obviously screams for an x-ray

>>592008415

yea the best girls are the only who were ugly ducklings where they were ugly/fat for a while so they had to build a sense of humor, kindness, and smarts cus they knew they were lacking in the looks department

then later they grew into their looks and now they're wifey material

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>>592008471
i can fap to that!

>>592008744
Surprisingly no. For how much of a slut she looks like, Lukyanova has never been caught acting the part.

>>592008784
x-rays don't do shit.

>>592008744

she's barbie

she has no nipples

>>592008913
I would laugh my ass off if this was true. And it's not that far of a stretch. Barbie has no genitalia and Lukyanova is trying to be Barbie...

>>592008913
>>592008471
Look closer.

I don't think I've ever seen her teeth. She smiles but only as far as her fake plastic cheeks will allow. Can she not open her mouth?

>>592009181
I don't think that's her, but more?

>>592009127
She takes her cock via an IV drip

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>>592009127

>>592008471
you can totally see a nip there. her jugs must be glorious

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dat toe

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>>592009811
Wooaa

>>592004690
Too soon?

>>592005718
>>591996342
it happenned last year
she stayed in coma for 4 years

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>>592010089
what u mean?

>>592010101
If it happened just last year, how could she be in a coma for four years?

>>592010101

she didn't get raped

>>592010015
looks kinda weird. would still bang

>>592009811
i'd fuck the head off that thing

>>592010629

Disgusting.

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>>592010101
>it happenned last year
>she stayed in coma for 4 years

Genius

>>592010829
moar of it.

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>>592010829
holy shit

>>592010629

is there a pic without any makeup?