General Lifehacks thread.
/B/, i want to savagely fuck my ass until I cum.
Bad news is i don't have a dildo. What are some things i can use as a substitute.
May use the handle to a hairbrush.
Why would you go camping without snacks?
Most of these so-called lifehacks are from the minds of thousand autist faggots. They either fucking stupid or they give you solutions for problems you never had.
I mean who the fuck puts frozen grapes to their wine? Why do you want to put anything frozen to your wine idiot?
those are lifechacks, this is an infographic
but i also have tons of those
>this is now a Lifehack and Infographic thread
Some cheap wine gets better when cold.
Some people like their wine with ice to chill it down, gets rid of the tannins and hides the sulfur used to sanitize the casks before filling.
Ice will however dilute the wine, frozen grapes doesn't and will also act as a nice garnish.
The best solution is of course to just buy quality wine instead.
Can't add ice without watering it down then. Though if you're American, you probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
Showing how to tie a tie is not a life hack.
A life hack would be to pre-tie your ties so you don't have to tie them.
Making a burner is not a life hack, it is just information about how to make a burner. Pre-making the food so you don't need a burner is a lifehack.
Or you can use a large soup spoon and learn to aim
2# so you crush the top part instead, congrats
In what emergency situation would I want to light fire while I don't have anything to make it work but doritos?
you are fat
I guess this is an american people thing, can't really describe my feelings about this
You can't memorize a few steps from a recipe? Or you can't read it from the table every few minutes?
>frozen grapes in wine
If you don't know how people drink wine, don't force it.
>muffin bbq shit
Well this might work but I think you'd have to wash a more complex container, might be more work
Nope, never. I'm more of a rum guy than a beer guy, myself. Pic related is my go-to for combination decent taste and affordable price.
Frozen corn is inexpensive, but this might work if you want to use your own corn from your garden.
>warm pizza on heated seat
again, you are fat
why would you do that?
doesn't work, also it looks retarded
Kinda works if you don't like the look of your furniture
Also why would I go camping if I can't make fire?
this is ok but the cables might get damaged
you are fat
So instead of a proper bite without the green parts you fuck around for minutes with a straw and make a mess
Hey, I can improve shitty food by adding more ingredients to it! L I F E H A C K E D
If you have time reading and learning this shit, maybe you can learn how to cook cheaply.
trippy doubly dubby trip dubba derrby dubs
Why not just put the beer into the cup?
i dont think any of these work anymore
[zalgo] zalgo [/zalgo]
i am not a programmer
[spoiler] text [/spoiler]
[flip] upsidedown [/flip]
Topkek (never fails to bait)
bait my ass, i know full well that greentext is the only feature left on this site
i also know that at one point or another all the other commands did work, except triforce
I guess dubs confirm
these are the worst lifehacks of all time
it doesn't makie your life in any way easier but it makes you look like a fucking retard infront of other people
And yet all of those 'indicators' are also signs of nervousness not deception. Wonder how many innocent nervous people went to jail because of those detectives who 'just knew'.
>obsessed with facts
Holy shit, fuck this trite, unhelpful snooty garbage.
"Blames self for world" is an example of enlightenment. yeah, ok.
This shit was made by a sociopath wearing a friendly mask in hopes of making others easier to step on. How do I know? Because it's just a list of vague, general personality traits without any meaningful or useful philosophy tying them together.
"Some things good. Other things bad. This what words mean. Be like this and not that. I have hacked your life. You're welcome."
What a shitstain.
i did once. was at my grandmother's and she served one to me with ice. didn't want to have it too watered down, and didn't feel like dealing with the ice (sensitive teeth, never use ice or eat popsickles) so i grabbed a straw and power slurped before it got too watered down. will agree, it was much worse than drinking it a straw. not sure why.
why dont you go find the artist and tell that person how you feel
>tfw you'll never know what meat is supposed to taste like
This "like a sir" tie bullshit is dumb as fuck.
Some fucking programming nerd did it where I work, when he pointed it out or anyone noticed, it just made him look like an autistic kid who knew too much about knots.
Businesses don't care, nobody cares, it doesn't make you look smarter, only autistic
bitching about shit you cant change makes you autistic
try contributing you fucking pleb
What enormous cunt would do this, and which insanely retarded school would not take proper precautions.
This is why testing should be done with pencils available on the desk already, with nothing allowed in the room other than the student.
The ONLY thing this cheats is your fellow schoolmates who actually put in the work and have actually learned the material. The MOMENT you enter any field where actually getting shit done is required (IE: any high paying job other than a meat head drill rigger), you will be called out and caught on your shit, and quickly ejected
Isn't the point of a Life Hack to hack life's problem's and dilemma's?
because i don't have emotional reactions to anonymous posters
still not contributing?
If life's problem is "you're a useless cunt" then you have not at all solved it by cheating on a test that could well lead you down the path of solving the very problem you were trying to cheat away in the first place.
The lifehack here should be, stop smoking pot with your friends and read your fucking homework because you're 14 and this shit will determine whether or not you're still working at taco bell when you're 30
>posting a link to youtube
>calling it contributing
Are you upset about someone you know in your life who cheats and gets away with it? Sit down and tell a story anon.
You don't have intelligent reactions to anonymous posters, either. If you go back up the thread you'll notice my response was to the creator of the image, not the 'anonymous poster,' I assume you. You've obviously taken it personally anyway and projected, as evidenced by your reframing of my criticism as a purely emotional reaction. (You suggested telling the creator how I "feel" rather than what I think.)
>still not contributing?
Still contributing, you mean.
Except for that isn't how it works. Life works exactly the way you've just described. Idiots work hard because they are sheep, and the lazy man finds the easy way. In the end, we all die. So good luck being honest you faggot. I cheated all through school and I still cheat at my job today. It's called fake it til you make it. You don't need to be more educated, just more clever.
> Be Life story
> GF gets arts degree
> cries herself to sleep because she works in retail
> 'I work hard but i never get any opportunity'
> hasn't applied herself to any further education or entry level job because of the small paycut it would take
> makes no sacrifice
> world isn't fair
I have to put up with that shit every day, and so do the rest of you, through the money you funnel to them via your taxes
>"something fun then?"
>"are you alone?"
>"okay, come with me"
>where the fuck is this takin' m--
Because for some dumb fuck reason you're cooking on a surface with a large number of undulations, and as such, will be required to fill those undulations in addition to a small amount of oil on the now flat surface of the pan.
Almost guaranteed to make sure that egg holds onto more oil too. Fat shits
true, that's a teflon coated pan, but most people wont notice that, thus the oil is extra insurance
Exactly, Everyone wants to figure out how to do something "properly" when they
>I post a video on how stupid "life hacks" are, which is in line with the topic of discussion (general life hacks thread)
>I then comment how most life hacks are in fact stupid and nobody looks clever doing them
>you tell me to contribute and claim I'm autistic for trying to change something, which is the opposite of what autistic people do (fun fact: they like routine and don't try to change things, but its okay, you say "autistic" because you learned to call people it because of the internet and you can't make a real argument or think for yourself)
>I point out that I have contributed
>you proceed to post a recipe for cheese bites littered with rage comic meme things, then claim my contribution wasn't one.
I'd like to think you are trolling, but I'm starting to think most people posting on the internet are in fact, idiots who think they know shit.
I actually agree. It makes me angry, makes me jaded... but then..
A balcony you could do Shakespeare off
Ahh boobs, the kryptonite of several men. But, hey when the time comes to be married are you sure you want this person? I mean boobs are fucking great and all, but why struggle eternally for the rest of your relationship without being able to speak how you truly feel?
oh shit I got so caught up in educating someone I didn't finish my post:
Life hacks are spread by fucking link bait articles on social media, I'm still yet to see a real "life hack" that works better than how people normally do it or isn't common sense (feeling cold? wear a coat!)
Domestic hack #3
what's the point of the lock if you unlock it by trying to open the door?
Work/Productivity Hack #1
not a hack, just cocking about
And then there's all the 'murica problems, but I won't mention those
Because boobs. She doesn't cost me much (her poor financial choices in the past mean she always pays for her own shit despite earning several times less than me), and its more mutually dating, I don't think either of us believes marriage is even possible.
I don't need to go pick up in bars, I don't have time, but I do enjoy a good steak out and I do enjoy the occasional intelligent conversation (she does have it in her, but people don't pay for the fields she is intelligent in)
TL:DR my work involves moving around a lot, she is temporary.