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Lets create a new sport /b/.
Roll dubs to create a rule
When 10 rules are made roll dubs to name sport.
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>>591662471
Proposed rule: No niggers allowed
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Must touch ball with crotch
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if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler
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>>591662471
Fuck you stupid piece of shit, it is going to be long if only dubs, also

1. Find the biggest dildo you can.
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>>591664122
winrar!
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If you scream hail hitler you must poop and throw in the enemy eyes
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You must be nude
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The ball must be made of the freshly mowed pubic hair of Australian aborigines
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Blacks are not eligible to play
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>>591664533
jesus here we go....
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>>591664122
1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler

>>591664533

2. You must be nude

Progress....
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Rules so far:

1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude.
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the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass
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when a goal/point is scored a crowd of niggers must run on to the field screaming like apes to celebrate
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If female, must freebleed during menstrual cycle during game
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After game you have to spend 50 minutes in boiling water.
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Hitting women is always ok and never an interference if any sort.
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All other rules are null and void.
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The playing field is 200 yards long and 2 feet wide
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>>591665151
roll for this
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A goat is killed when points are scored
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Gimme dem dubs: You have to fap with rubbing alcohol once a week
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>>591665460

re-rolling
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>>591665449
This.
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>>591665449
Gotta be this.
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>>591665566
3rd winrar
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Rules so far:

1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude

3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass
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Loser must be killed
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>>591665151
triple dubs
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>>591664122
1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler

>>591664533
2. You must be nude

>>591665566
3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass
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catholic boxing
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>>591665933
you wasted a dubs
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Use a stubby pencil to draw a picture of the rock band KISS.
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>>591665460

Once again
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>>591666041
i am sorry
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Anonymous
01/09/15(Fri)21:06:57 No.591665867
Rules so far:

1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude

3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass

4. triple dubs
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Get the secondary object of the game into the carcass's asshole.
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>>591662471
one member of one of the teams is beheaded and his head used as a ball
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>>591666401
Roll for this hahahahahahahha
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Rule: if you play, you must be over 18
(suddenly, everyone itt is disqualified)
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>>591665313
roll
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Ball is phalice shape and must be transferred without dropping from at least three players before points can be scored either anal or vaginally
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>>591666533
1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude

3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass

4. one member of one of the teams is beheaded and his head used as a ball
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>>591666533
winrar
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Losers must suck winrars' cocks
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>>591665313
rollin
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The team captain prolapses his own colon, which is then tickled, cherished, and worshipped by the other team members.
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>>591665313
roll for this
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Teams consist of 3 men and 3 women. One of the women is a trap and if the other team correctly identifies the trap (by catching them and pulling their pants off in the middle of the game) then the game is immediately over and the team that did this is the winner.

If they guess wrong (pull pants down and find a pussy) then their trap has to self-identify and cheer lead naked for the rest of the game while they play short one person.
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>>591666770
Roll for this
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>>591666968
Re-roll
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>>591666770
You left out triple dubs
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14 players on 7 teams, 3 players on at a time and all teams must have at least 2 people with doubledicks
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>>591667188
WINRAR
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>>591667224
reroll
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>>591666770
you must all start in the fetal position and the first team to count to 10 wins (golden snitch equivallent)
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>>591667154

rolling for this
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Every time someone scores, they have to shout "Sieg Heil!" and raise their right hand
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>>591667319
rolling
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>>591667188
1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude

3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass

4. one member of one of the teams is beheaded and his head used as a ball

5. The team captain prolapses his own colon, which is then tickled, cherished, and worshipped by the other team members.

>>591667210
Screwed up rolls don't count.
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Fleshlights need to be involved somehow
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legs of large game animals will be used in maneuvering the object of the game as well as hitting opposing team members
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>>591667154

Rolling again, come on man.
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Name of the game is ballsak
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>>591667154

I really, really need this
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>>591667154

Last try or it wasn't meant to be
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Must be lemon flavored
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Name of the game is cock-tail
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the winning team must douse their coach in a bucket of semen (as opposed to gatorade or water)
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>>591667154
roll
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>>591668111
1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude

3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass

4. one member of one of the teams is beheaded and his head used as a ball

5. The team captain prolapses his own colon, which is then tickled, cherished, and worshipped by the other team members.

6. Must be lemon flavored
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The animal carcases are what you use to move the head.
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>>591667680
roll
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Home team dresses as nazis, enemies as zombies.
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>>591668188
1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude

3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass

4. one member of one of the teams is beheaded and his head used as a ball

5. The team captain prolapses his own colon, which is then tickled, cherished, and worshipped by the other team members.

6. Must be lemon flavored

7. Teams consist of 3 men and 3 women. One of the women is a trap and if the other team correctly identifies the trap (by catching them and pulling their pants off in the middle of the game) then the game is immediately over and the team that did this is the winner.
If they guess wrong (pull pants down and find a pussy) then their trap has to self-identify and cheer lead naked for the rest of the game while they play short one person.
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Must hold dildo in ass
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move only on all fours
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Object of game is to throw animal carcass into opposing teams carcass pit. the pit is 4 feet deep, 8 feet wide and 3 feet back. There may be no goalie (although obviously everyone tries to prevent the oppositions efforts).
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>>591668300
winrar
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Rule: gotta have a buttplug in and at the end the scores are multiplied by the total volume of all the buttplugs for each team
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>>591668550
This
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the field of play is 23 meters x 62 feet, marked into fifths with a vertical hoop in the middle
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Losing team gets eaten by sharks in a grand finale
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>>591668550
rolling for this
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>>591668300

1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude

3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass

4. one member of one of the teams is beheaded and his head used as a ball

5. The team captain prolapses his own colon, which is then tickled, cherished, and worshipped by the other team members.

6. Must be lemon flavored

7. Teams consist of 3 men and 3 women. One of the women is a trap and if the other team correctly identifies the trap (by catching them and pulling their pants off in the middle of the game) then the game is immediately over and the team that did this is the winner.
If they guess wrong (pull pants down and find a pussy) then their trap has to self-identify and cheer lead naked for the rest of the game while they play short one person.

8. legs of large game animals will be used in maneuvering the object of the game as well as hitting opposing team members
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there must be at least one member on each team with a meth addiction problem and they must show up high or the team forfeits.
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>>591668755

the fuck are you smokin to have metric and awesome measurement units in the same dimensions measurement
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>>591668425
but for what is rule 2 for?
7 is just stupid
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>>591668550
>>591668550
Bump with herpes. Also this.
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>>591662471

kickoff is decided by the first to nut by fucking a chicken
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>>591668888
quads
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>>591662471
Losing team's /b/ use is limited to YLYL threads with the lel epic banana maymay for life
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>>591668924
rule 2. makes rule 7. pointless
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Only able to move on all 4s kek
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>>591668999
blame 4chan, not my fault.

>>591668888
1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude

3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass

4. one member of one of the teams is beheaded and his head used as a ball

5. The team captain prolapses his own colon, which is then tickled, cherished, and worshipped by the other team members.

6. Must be lemon flavored

7. Teams consist of 3 men and 3 women. One of the women is a trap and if the other team correctly identifies the trap (by catching them and pulling their pants off in the middle of the game) then the game is immediately over and the team that did this is the winner.
If they guess wrong (pull pants down and find a pussy) then their trap has to self-identify and cheer lead naked for the rest of the game while they play short one person.

8. legs of large game animals will be used in maneuvering the object of the game as well as hitting opposing team members

9. Object of game is to throw animal carcass into opposing teams carcass pit. the pit is 4 feet deep, 8 feet wide and 3 feet back. There may be no goalie (although obviously everyone tries to prevent the oppositions efforts).
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>>591668888
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>>591668999
Rule must be rule 7 is stupid??


Rawlings for >>591668550

Captcha: DAT GU.
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every player rides on a nigger
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>>591669100
winrarr
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>>591667680
gr8 m8 i r8 88/88
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>>591669306
10. you do not talk about sport ball
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you are only eligible to play professionally if you are HIV positive
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>>591669402
Rolling
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>>591669402
Rolling for this
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>>591669402
re
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>>591669402
roll
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>>591669402
ROLL
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Rule 2 is only for the team with the revealed trap. The person who failed to find the correct trap is the player that gets beheaded.
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>>591669402
roll
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10. no jews
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>>591669402
Roll
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>>591669732
roll
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>>591669402
>tfw rolling
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>>591669402
rolling
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>>591669402
rolling for this god damn it
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>>591669402
rolll
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>>591669402
kek
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>>591669402
go dubs
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the game is actually golf and there all other rules are obselete
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>>591669402
they see me rollin', they hatin'
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the game ends when the golden nigger is caught
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Your team receives an extra 4 points if they can con a Jew out of a penny.
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Everyone who rolled for 'every player rodes on a nigger' must take it up the ass
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>>591669683
reroll
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>>591670058
Roll for this
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>>591670146
Rereroll

Trips
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>>591670102
QQ leave /b/
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When a referee throws a flag for blatant pass interference you can now run onto the field and threaten (or if you've got 60+ speech, attempt a bribe) him to pick it up and reverse the call without explanation.

>Here's looking at you, Dez, you stupid worthless nigger.
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>>591670058
roll for this
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>>591670058
reroll
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>>591670058
roll
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the field of play will be 200 feet long, 5 feet wide, and surrounded by electric and fully barbed fencing (except of course the goal sides at either end).
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>>591670058
you niggers can't dub
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>>591670149
re
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>>591670832
rolling
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>>591670058
this
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>>591670058
reroll
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>>591670832
rolling for this
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>>591670832
roll
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All players must be, at minimum, morbidly obese. (This allows more camouflage for the trap).
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>>591670832
dubs get
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after every player shouted hail hitler at least once the loudest will get free Spaghetti with mariah carry
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Niggers cannot triforce in this game.
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>>591670058
roll
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>>591671263
roll dubs get
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field is covered in landmines, use your niggers to clear out the landmines so your offense can advance
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>>591670832
10.
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Only autistic jews with one leg missing may participate.
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If team rolls dubs in a game of dice, they automatically win and trap is sacrificed.
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>>591671721
roll for thsi
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The hands of all players are injected with a powerful local anesthetic prior to play.
Also the dicks of the trannies so they'll be more convincing
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This game makes no fucking sense
(If dubs, all previous rules must be ignkred. Game is actually lazer tag)
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no 10 th rule
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>>591672073
this but its actually putt putt golf
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>>591672222
wonned
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Game Name:

Putt Putt Golf
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Name of game:

Newfags Trying to Triforce
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>>591672222
Whoa
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>>591672383
Roll
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>>591672222
winner

digits for the name: putt putt golf
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The game is called "sdldkjgh;reigjaio;nwfkgjer;g"
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>>591672511
>>591672222

FUCKING SHIT
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Alright roll dubs to name the game!
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game is called Butthurd2k16 and its a ps vita only
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>>591672222

0. The game is putt putt golf.


Do we have a name, anons?
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Game is called GamerGatev2
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/b/s favorite pasttime
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TrayvonGolfNinja2k15
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>>591672772
see
>>591672511
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PUTT PUTT GOLF:

1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude

3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass

4. one member of one of the teams is beheaded and his head used as a ball

5. The team captain prolapses his own colon, which is then tickled, cherished, and worshipped by the other team members.

6. Must be lemon flavored

7. Teams consist of 3 men and 3 women. One of the women is a trap and if the other team correctly identifies the trap (by catching them and pulling their pants off in the middle of the game) then the game is immediately over and the team that did this is the winner.
If they guess wrong (pull pants down and find a pussy) then their trap has to self-identify and cheer lead naked for the rest of the game while they play short one person.

8. legs of large game animals will be used in maneuvering the object of the game as well as hitting opposing team members

9. Object of game is to throw animal carcass into opposing teams carcass pit. the pit is 4 feet deep, 8 feet wide and 3 feet back. There may be no goalie (although obviously everyone tries to prevent the oppositions efforts).

10. all previous rules must be ignkred. Game is actually putt putt golf
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all players must be covered in crisco
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How about dubs gets to pick city of #1 team.
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>>591673107
I really regret that spelling mistake now
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>>591673074
fuck me, sorry.

>>591673285
A little late, anon
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>>591673354
Fucking, Austria
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>>591673633
Hell yes.
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>>591673107
lol
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1/9/15: the day the /b/ invented putt putt golf. Someone screencap this shit
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>>591673633
Holyfuckingwinrar
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Rules
1. In lieu of flipping a coin, one person from each team stands in the middle of the field and they jerk each other off at the same time, first one to make the opponent cum gets the ball, eye contact required

2. In lieu of helmets, each team will wear dildo hats

3. No pants allowed.

4. Each time someone gets the dildo in the ass of someone on the opposing team, their team is awarded 1 point.

5. Touchdowns are worth 6 points, or 10 points if they make it carrying the ball in their asscheeks

6. No carrying the ball in your asscheeks for more than 10 yards, this is considered traveling

7. The game is played in one 120 minute session. No quarters. No timeouts. No clock stoppages.
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>>591673731
It's a fucking honor to have started this thread.
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>>591673842
>spent so long typing this out, the game ended

good on you anon
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These are the rules of Putt Putt Golf, for which the number one team in the world is the Fucking team.

Rules:

1. if you are holding the object of the sport you must scream hail hitler.

2. You must be nude

3. the object of the sport used in play must be an animal carcass

4. one member of one of the teams is beheaded and his head used as a ball

5. The team captain prolapses his own colon, which is then tickled, cherished, and worshipped by the other team members.

6. Must be lemon flavored

7. Teams consist of 3 men and 3 women. One of the women is a trap and if the other team correctly identifies the trap (by catching them and pulling their pants off in the middle of the game) then the game is immediately over and the team that did this is the winner.
If they guess wrong (pull pants down and find a pussy) then their trap has to self-identify and cheer lead naked for the rest of the game while they play short one person.

8. legs of large game animals will be used in maneuvering the object of the game as well as hitting opposing team members

9. Object of game is to throw animal carcass into opposing teams carcass pit. the pit is 4 feet deep, 8 feet wide and 3 feet back. There may be no goalie (although obviously everyone tries to prevent the oppositions efforts).

10. all previous rules must be ignkred. Game is actually putt putt golf
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>>591674059
>ignkred
Everytime
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>>591673766
>>591673977
Just rolled my first dubs in this thread right in a row. fuck
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>>591674059
won't it be easy to tell who the trap is if everyone is naked?
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>>591675076
all the rules are ignkred bruh
its actually putt putt golf
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>>591675264
oh yeah
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