Because they always get offended when i say they all look alike
every girl in my town is either taken, on drugs, or just whores so ya there you go
so why are you . . . . o wait
the abomination, also i dont really like "dating" in the basic definition of the word.
if it was up to me i would pick the first qt. that really loved me that i loved and make her cum on my cock daily
oh well my chest will probly pop open quicker if i dont bust nuts anyway
here's a shrine dedicated to all the girls you betafags wont get to meet.
Lol nigga must had some low Ph balance
Every fucking day i see the ugliest motherfuckers with the hottest bitches and one thing i noticed, was that all those ugly niggas had in common was confidence
lol that looks like a goood place to toke up
today in my dream i got angry at someone and told them i was the jade emperor
jesus my dream machine is crazy bonkers
preach it dream machine
ive made a lot of oc for this meme in the past - here ill post some for you
1. why arent you dating a girl who currently has the flu?
No dude, you gotta find the single qt and she'll never not be tainted by cock. You have to be confident.
YES. It's confidence that makes the bitches wet. Stand there like you're ready to defend the cave nigga
sorry i misslabelled, that one is 2. a lesbian*
this one is 3. a girl with short hair
4. a girl with auto-immune defiency
and lastly 5. a girl who has a penis.
thank you for looking at my oc, please leave a comment if you enjoyed it.
bonus content (7.) a girl who is eric wareheim
Homie thats shits obvious. You don't get a bitch wet by being a "nice gentlemen" You get it by the way you move your mouth and if you dress fresh.
Nigga i'm about to look like i can take on the goddamn world
someone is collecting all these images I hope.
artist commentary: hello, i am the artist of these OC. First up is girl who has the flu (>>591521231)
i developed this OC on 2014-05-04 after i noticed it going through ones of its surges on S4S, and i thought hmm i have a few ideas for that. so flu girl stemmed from a satire that all the why are you (dating) memes were based on nationalitys. so i expanded it into what you see here.
then i took it further with short hair and short hair redux, and i retconned short hair to lesbian. i still mix them up to this day.
and then i made aids as sort of a call back to the roots of my involvement with the meme (girl with flu)
and last i made the girl who has a penis as the finale.
if you asked me which was the hardest to make id probably say the short hair redux variant because that involved a lot of deviation from the template.
thanks for reading,
>find the single qt
i dont think you realize who you're talking too, im surrounded by sticklers these people make me upset, the relationship wouldn't be authentic and i would have to fucking go through all this goddamn protocol just to get the girl in a place that i can enjoy her.
id rather jerk off at that point cause i can just wait till my chest pops open, then i can have the smokinest hotties that really really wanted me the most and forget these cunts and bitches
Why am I not dating a girl? Because I am legitimately a faggot. Namely a Delta-Omegafaggot. And I'm engaged to my at least semi-alpha boyfriend, who had a suicide scare a while back. Why do you think we're engaged? I saved his fucking life<3
Also, have a rainbow he took a picture of and sent to me
I am, but deep down I'd rather be the girl.
>not willing to bend over backwards to spend every moment pleasing some hambeast
American women view relationships in terms of 100% of their needs and don't really think they have to do anything to keep a man. Lonely is a better alternative.
If I could trap passably I'd be all over lezzing it up
I am already. Seven months. I crossed hell and heaven and fell in love but I'm afraid she's just another slut... waiting for confirmation. Girl friends can really be a pain in the ass, especially when they're so flirty with other guys and have a wild wandering eye.. Oh but it's all my fault, she says I shouldnt be that jealous. Fuck it. I'm almost done. But I like the sex.
:/ yea id rather be lonely than have some cunt expecting shit from me and trying to make me upset at any given opportunity in order to boost her own ego.
id rather wait till i rock and then keep the superhotties superkept as some sort of statement to bitches that they cant has now but they could have if they had had before, but they didn't so they missed out.
cause their intent was to make me upset before and inspire self doubt, but fuck im mick jaggers son and i pop and its self evident my chest is gonan pop open soon
really stupid people were like maybe its stoppable… really extremely stupid. but maybe its spite at this point.
yep, hetero and bi chicks are into me so it's livable.
Because I don't know how to talk to girls.
Never had a female friend
I just wanna fuck without having to be in a committed relationship. If a girl is worth spending my time with I won't hesitate to try. On a side note, it's hard having a girl as a friend without thinking about fucking her. All the current ones I have right now are cool to talk with but I still get the urge.
I don't even know how I managed to get a gf in the first place though. I'm usually not that good with girls but she just liked me and after some time we ended up dating. If I actually looked good I'd probably have a better chance at getting more girls but right now my self confidence is still too shit for me to leave the girl I'm with.
I'm don't think its dating, but I skype with this girl for 6-8 hours a day for the past year now. We play the same MMO and both just want someone to talk to/get off with/fall asleep listening to really.
If she ever came to visit we'd probably end up dating/moving in together. But for now I'm content
Getting a teen pregnant would ruin your life but at least you'll have a life