Who jizzs blood and cum? Gotta piss that clot out.

>>591489099
sage

What is this?

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>>591489592
>>591489385
>>591489099
looks like you poked someone really fucking hard to me anon

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>>591489099

Why, my peenus weanus of course :)

Haha :D

It’s my weeeeenus peanus! :) Hahah

ITT: Who jizzs blood and cum? my answer of course is, my peanus weenus :D

Hahahaha!

lurking but proceed

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>>591490412
Huh, you weren't lying. Levi, is that you?

thats nothing wants then i was a kid playing a a pool something swem up my penis had no clue what it was but it hurt a couple a days latter i was jerking it and i when i came a grown slug came out i about fainted when i saw it.

how unbelievably metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIBp4CHKYA

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>>591489099

>>591491186
That's quite the unusual predicament there anon. I hope you're op because I can't tell if you're op or some faggot.

you taking prozac? apparently it's a side effect. happened to me while i was on it a couple years ago.

>>591491465
im not op but its a true story

Been there, done that. Almost had to be catheterized once because I thought it might not pass. FML

>>591491467
wellbutrin

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>>591491428
This was my first one, took me 3 hrs to piss it out, now its scary common.

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>>591491624
Hmm, in theory, I don't necessarily think that's possible unless slugs are parasitic in their larva stage. I wouldn't know though. GL to you anon. OP's being a faggot.
>abandon thread

>>591492203
whut the fuck! Go to a hospital and tell them you need dick surgery you fucking freak

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>>591492203

wtf is wrong with you op

>>591492651
>>591492203

Just what exactly is that supposed to be?

>>591492314
i didnt think it was true either tell it happened to me i was to embarrassed to tell anyone i cursed it and flushed it never to tell anyone other then /b/

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>>591492651
2nd one I rolled on the ground for a few hours to break it up inside of me, makes it easier to get out.

>>591492816
Prolly dick ants.

>>591492203
>>591492651
Looks like jam, put it on some toast

>>591492845
nutbutter, but op claims there's blood in it

>>591489099
you gonna fkn die m8

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>>591492977
I saved the first two. Geoffrey and steve. My fucking brother in law threw them out when I moved to hawaii. I still hate him for it.

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>>591493440
Geoffrey the big one in my palm.

>>591489099
Your a poet

>>591489099
Someone who is truly heavy metal.

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>>591493656
Steve

what? OC in my /b/? bad show OP

>>591492865
same anon as before, could've at least went to the doctors.

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>>591493934
DO IT

put one of these in the microwave and see what happens

Her body exceptional
She thought I was normal
But I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
Choking on the clot
Gagging on the snot
Gushing blood, from her mouth
Bloody gel leaking out

>>591494333
Go back to youtube faggot.

>>591494199
sauce on gif pls

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>>591493934
I seriously had both G and S for over 10 years. Curse you Michael! My only children are gone

>>591494565
I wish I knew.

>>591494793
fuck ive been seeing this gif for years and never asked for sauce

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>>591494695
Ill post more the next time I jack off :/

End of line.

>>591494986
I only found it until recently, part newfag here.

>>591492634
>dick surgery
fuck why did i laugh at that

>>591494695
you look like someone who jizzes blood tbh

wtf is this thread