My dog was being really aggressive so I had to put him in the

>dog

>>591390153
rolling for space program

>>591390153
let him ganja man, blast 420 24/7 man nigger

>>591390743
rollin for this

do you have a pool?

>>591390591

>>591390907
yes

>>591390153
Obviously sexually frustrated.

Just let him fuck you like you usually do and he will be fine.

>>591390743
rolling for this

>>591390153
Fuck him in the ass.
Work among wolves... i believe it might work.
Otherways, go for catch, and piss on him after your victory.

>retards rolling for space program
>dont even know what number to roll for

>>591391427
Space program is all numbers.

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>>591390743
I don't think this rocket engine will be strong enough.

>>591391645
Wat is space program dad

>>591391820
improvise, roll for space program again

>>591390907
>>591391049
ok, if space program does not have the sufficient budget to send this dog to space then i will give my roll to under water exploration program

>>591392033
That's right. I'm your daddy.

>>591392107
Dogs require a lot of lift, I don't think I have anything to use.

>>591390153
Forgive my ignorance, but what animal is that?

>>591392384
its not dog

That's a raccoon you fucking idiot

>>591392495
looks like possum

>>591392515
True enough

>>591392515
Well it's not a cat, so it's a dog.

I support the space program, op do you have any balloons or other means of reaching the stars?

>>591392384
see
>>591392285
wrap cage in cellophane, hole for water hose (to breath of course you fucking sick sadistic animal fucker) pics/gifs

>>591390743
Rolling for this. RIP doge

>>591392666
its not cat or dog must be faggot afterbirth

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im no veteran but I think you should put a blanket over the kennel and give him time. he'll settle.
also does anyone know how to fix toilets?

rolling for space program, buy and fill several hundred balloons

OP please announce the space program's budget has been cut and can no longer actively engage in interstellar activities.
All resources have been allocated to the underwater exploration program.

>>591390153
>>591391820
>>591392873
I'd rather kill myself than live in that house

>>591392981
underwater is cheaper yes? just put rocks in cage.

If a dog gets aggressive you just hang it. Don´t be such a pussy.

I ONLY HAVE ONE ROCKET ENGINE THAT WON'T SUPPORT ITS WEIGHT AND THE ONLY BALLOONS I HAVE ARE WATER BALLOONS, I CAN NOT DO THE SPACE PROGRAM DUE TO LACK OF FUNDING, I AM SORRY
>>591392981
Brb putting it in the pool.

>>591393240
pics pls

we need to document first underwater mission

>>591393240
DEEP SEA EXPLORATION PROGRAM

>>591390743
Ayyy lmao, space program.

before interstellar travel you must test his space suit for heat

wrap him in tinfoil and put him in the oven.

does anyone have pics of the other 4chan space programs?

>>591390153
Im pretty sure that is a nuetra rat, or at least along those lines

Where is OP

>>591391820
op i have that same mouse pad

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>>591394009
here you go anon. I wish I was there for this thread

>>591394603
starting the mission

SPACE DUBS GET

>>591394637
thank you based anon i wish i was there aswell

>>591390153
OP can I buy your dog

>>591394154
mate that's a possum

>they are the shittest cunts

>>591395003
Ive seen opossums before my friend, and that is certainly not one, unless that is a different breed. That is more than likely a nuetra rat

>>591395313
opossums aren't possums

possums are australian

>>591395003
no. it's obviously nerve gas

>>591395003
Dog guy here, I know its not a dog. Just trying to relate to OP.

>>591390153
Beer

>>591395464
Oh, well I stand corrected. Thank you for setting me straight.

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I put the dog in the pool.

>>591395794
You think this is a game?

>>591395794
I don't think you're doing it right, he's not underwater.

>>591395794
OP, you son of a bitch ;^)

>>591392873
Jesus Christ... h-have...have you taken a shit in your sink?

>>591393240
>>THE ONLY BALLOONS I HAVE ARE WATER BALLOONS
kek

welp OP, I guess it's not like one couldn't put something besides water in them there balloons(which, be honest, we all know are really condoms). 9_9

>>591395794
now, bring back a gas tank and summon satan

>>591395464
yeah you took the words straight out of my mouth, ty

but just to reiterate-
>possums are the most annoying fucking creatures

>>591396222
>9_9
Get out.

>>591396202
Nah dude his sink is just dirty. That's just grim and dirt buildup. The shit would better.

>>591395794
Clean your shit. Fuck

>>591396222
underage b&

nicetrips btw>>591396222

>>591396364
o.0 Oy don't make me rek u m8.

Your dog evolved into that? You should've pressed b

>>591396282
Are they really hostile or just a plain pest

>>591396008
How to get water?

>>591390153
Suck his dick

>>591390153
>>591391820
>>591395794
If you even think of hurting him, I will find you and I will tear your anus apart.

>>591396631
eh they're only really hostile towards eachother.. constantly fighting & screeching in the dead of the night

they also love to fucking run along your roof.. I've lived at 4 houses in my life & they've made a ruckus at each one

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I actually googled possums, look at what came up.

Holy fucking shit OP. Are you squatting on the Walking Dead set? Shit be rekt

>>591396962
>ruckus

My sides

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>>591396279
>>591396822
Do it ! (but summon Cthulhu instead)

>>591396822
mate fuck him, if i get ahold of the cheeky possum who knocked over my bong last week, I will drop kick him into next week

>>591390153
That's a fucking chinchilla.

>>591395794

Time to clean the pool. Set dem leaves on fire

>>591396962
Ah, I can see how that would get old. Thanks for the info /b/ro.

>>591396962
Their piss leaks through the roof too, it's fucking annoying.

>>591392873
Le rotorooter

>>591397228
Cthulu is one fat motherfucker

>>591397327
DO ITT

Capcha: Ebola

>>591394628
you mean that car-carpet

>>591391820
>>591395794
give him the shit in the syringe

>>591397327
Hell expolaration, get

>>591395794
Wait, is that a fucking chicken?

>>591395794
There's a fucking chicken in the pool.

>>591397114
shit what's funny? I just meant to say that they make a lot of noise every night

>>591397354
that's alright mate, I didn't realise that ausfags are the only people who have to put up with the sneaky devils

>>591397527
oh deary me. I haven't had to deal with their piss but fucking hell I can't believe I forgot about their horrible shitting habits.. they shit all over the place i swear

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>>591396822

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>>591397949
I don't have that syringe anymore, that picture is like two years old from when I had my last dog, I still have the rocket engine though so I just used that pic.

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>>591398405

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>>591392873

Sure, whats broken on it? Also, that's a sink, only good for pissing.

>>591398405
Stab the fucker with kool aid

>>591397970
>>591398054
holy fuck I did not see that. Camo chicken mate he means business. it's 5:30 in the morning but I'm not going to sleep until you put that chook into the cage with old mate

this thread is getting better & better

>>591398405
This thread sucks.

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>>591397970
>>591398054
That's my pet duck, there's something wrong with him though and he can't fly so he lives in the pool.
>>591398547
He doesn't like it in the cage, but he doesn't mind roosting on it.

>>591398752
i want to have your life for just a day.

>>591398405
>that picture is like two years old from when I had my last dog
>>had my last dog
>>>DOG
myfucking sides

>>591398752
what the actual fuck is going on? my god

OP are you on drugs? & are you an ausfag? this shit is so fucking good

>>591398752
omfg the filename

What is op's animal?

>>591395794
TOP KEK well played OP

>>591398752
>chicken eating pizza

I'm done, I can't laugh this hard and still breathe

>>591398752
only on /b/.
never change /b/. never change.

>>591398752
requesting DM
duckvsdog
Battle royal in the pool
winner takes all

>>591398129
I mean we could have them here in the us, although ive never seen one (however who knows these days) we just deal with opossums which are just filthy.

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>>591398206
>>591398490

>>591398525
Stop being an edgy faggot

>>591392541
>>591394154
>>591395313
>>591395546

This is a possum, not an Opossum, nutrea rat or raccoon or dog or nerve gas.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possum

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>>591399237
boo hoo

>>591399044
IT'S A DOG! are you blind or something?

>>591398405
That only leads to more questions, was your last dog the same breed and what has it to do with the syringe no longer being in your ownership.

Also your dog appears to be infested with evil spirits..can you perform an exorcism?

>>591395794
LOL, i leave for a few minutes and the underwater exploration program goes to shit.

>>591399579
Nice dubs

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>>591399505

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>>591398206
>>591398490

You didn't think that through did you?

>>591398405
ok, nigger

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>>591397060
nice

New roll.
Put duck in doge cage.
Fight to the death ensues.
Win.

>>591399900
nice full kirby

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>>591399654
Last dog was the same breed, I took him for a walk to the park though and he ran up a tree and wouldn't come down.

>>591399800
you can clearly see his hand is white

>>591399778
holy fuck i burst out laughing at the filename

>>591399984
OP you must engage the gladiators in a death match. It is the only way for them to earn their freedom.

/b/ need more people like you OP, now let this dog play with the duck in the pool

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>>591399778
>itsh tape

>>591400205
His duck can never truly be free though. Since it can no longer fly.

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>>591400363
Now that sounds like a challenge.

>this fucking thread

that duck looks like he wants to give the dog lots of hugs

>>591400631
Are you suggesting a flight program?

Rolling for duck's space/high altitude program!

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>>591399044

possum

OPs some kind of aussiefag or something who apparently lives in a shack, down by the outback


chunder, OP might be crocodile dundee

>>591400631
construct something to let this majestic duck take to the skys once again
if only for a moment
a second of flight followed by death is much more honorable then a life on the ground

Im so fucking confused

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>>591400882
A flight program for aerially challenged ducks....for the love of god yes I am.

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OP, is this you? Have you been to New York City before?

>>591401023
I agree, OP make a giant slingshot. Give the duck a helmet for safe measure though. Throw in some plastic wings on a rig for its back

>>591401166
why ?

>>591401264
This is the start of something beautiful. You know this to be true right?

>>591401348
Why is hulk hogan fighting dindu nuffin: electric nigger poo?

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>>591401023
Give me blueprints, I got a garage full of shit.

>>591401657
plywood wings!!!!!!! FTW!!!!

>>591401555
We on be do not do things because they are easy...

>>591401542
Because what the fuck is going on!? Did you not see the picture of the chicken eating pizza while standing on the cage with the possum in it with apples? Also he keeps calling the possum a dog and the chicken a duck and his house is dirt as fuck

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>>591401166
have you tryed talking to our lord and savior
Larry the Patron Saint about your state of confusion son?

>>591401657
Large Elastic band of sorts, two trees, profit.

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Also since people thought my duck was a chicken and a lot of you don't know what animals look like, this is what a chicken looks like.

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>>591401657
make a sling!

>>591401657
on it give me 5 min

>>591401657
Construct a catapult

Or use that buzz saw to kill your dog?

>>591401817
We do them because they need to be done.

>>591401657
This is amazing

>>591401898
Why did you feed the duck pizza?

>>591401898
Your chicken has evolved media system camoflage...is it also a ninja?

>>591401898
God damn, your desktop is a mess!

>>591401877
rip larry, you asked why but we only answered with death

>>591392515
it's a meme you dib

>>591402192
/b/ told me to feed my old dog Peter some pizza and Callum looked jealous so I gave him some.

>>591390153
throw him a muslim or ten

>>591402284
That is a chicken

>>591401657
>construct a rudimentary trebuchet
>use dog as counter weight
>place duck with plywood wings on said trebuchet
>comence the high altitude program!

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>>591401657
here you go
tattoo is optional though

>>591402447
Trap another animal

>>591402541
I only just threw out my old trebuchet....

Guess I could make a new one.

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OP, are you one of these fellows?

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>>591402710
No, this is me.

Attach rocket engine to the duck/doge, put it in the trebuchet and light the rocket and fire the treb. also record for a webm

>>591402849
You look like an anorexic Johhny Depp.

>>591402849
No way, bathroom is too clean.

>>591401657

Stepladder, put him at top and have him put the ladder on top of itself, climb up and repeat until space.

Dog can do that right?

>>591401657
ok see that small wooden circle bottom left?
cut a whole in the middle which will be the ducks cockpit find a fay to secure Captain Quack in securely .
Proceed to highish vantage point
throw the ship like a Frisbee
possibly tape trash bag to the top of disk for emergency parachute

>>591402996
Kek, you're godamn right

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>>591402985
L Ron Hubbard was 67 feet tall and fired mucus out of his fingers you know.

While this thread has provided me with some laughs, I have decided to abandon for the simple reason that OP cannot or refuses to deliver on simple requests. Hence OP is troll master extreme.

>>591401898
canyour chiken fly OP?

>>591402710
wait, do people actually know how HowToBasic looks like? can someone post here a picture of him with a proof?

>>591403425
Are you retarded chickens cant fly, sadly his duck cant either.

>>591403676
but it seems like his chicken can't move too.
OP how did you train your chicken to stay in its place?

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>>591402849

Holy Jesus OP.

Might want to make some dog stew OP.

Or maybe roast your pet duck...

>>591392495
Dog

>>591403911
OP's animals are all deformed, this is truly sad and horrific

>>591402985
I was going for more of a Christian Bale in the Machinist look.
>>591402996
You just can't see the mess in that pic, also I don't really use the bathroom outside of chucking a shit/piss so there's not much of a reason for there to be stuff everywhere.
>>591403425
My chicken died when it was young and before its wings could develop, it was a sad day.


Also I kinda want to do the trebuchet idea, but the last one I made took a while to make (they need to be pretty solid or else the whole weight shifting fucks them). so idk. Might make one tomorrow if I cbf, but don't think I will be making one tonight as I am nearly out of alcohol.

>>591404220
Was your childhood messed up

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Well thanks op, I laughed, I cried...I masturbated a little.

But all good thing's come to an end.

Fare thee well.

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>>591403658

Well he knows maxmofo, they did a few videos together, so maybe that's him. Honestly, no one really knows.

>>591404220
you need jesus man

>>591399137
THIS

>>591404449
Childhood was pretty gr8.
>>591404805
I am Jesus reborn.

>>591401657
Is that a saw I see?

>>591401864
Ffs leave

>>591401864
Do you know where you are?

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>>591404220

Maybe make this OP.

http://www.hillbillycrackpot.com/how-to-catch-and-cook-a-possum/

Also, would love to see your duck fly. You know ducks can fly maybe 15 feet or so... By making him a catapult of some sort, you would be fulfilling his lifes dream, to soar high and far...

>>591398752
this is why i visit /b/

>>591398752
that's not a possum you ruh-tards. that's like a sugar glider or some shit. maybe a chinchilla. and that stupid rooster has talons = would kill the chinchilla if it got to it.

FACTS

DONT DIE ON ME!!

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>>591405192

OP is hammered on Liquor and ran out of his schizophrenia meds.

I know this, because I am Jesus reborn OP. BTW, Mom was NOT a virgin, and my brothers were dicks. I was going to do the whole "fight the antichrist" thing but ya know, fuck that noise. Earth's pretty chill right now, not like before. People don't stink now, there isn't piss and shit piled in the streets in most places now. It's really not so bad. And OMFG white bread and filtered beer. Those guys are in Heaven, their the real saint. Oh, and air conditioning. Oh my me, I think that guys in hell for being a major asshole, but I'm gonna give him a reprieve soon. Oh, and PANTS! Wow I love pants. I mean, we all wore potato sacks around back then, and it was so shitty in the desert with your balls stuck to you all the time...

I could make that fucking duck fly. far.... and fast.

I think that's about it guys, I would like to do more but I'm not really for blatant animal cruelty (though I still kinda want to do the duck trebuchet experiment) or whatever and it's 4am so I'm kinda limited here.

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>>591407163

It's a DOG you stupid faggot, read the thread!
Really though it's a Possum, not an Opossum. Look that shit up. OP's Jesus Christ christian bale form Australia or some shit. They got different possums.

>>591407480
>mfw ID:Heaven is in heaven
RIP IDs
moot = antichrist

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>>591407728


Go to bed Jesus Christian Bale.

Build Catapult/Trebuchet tomorrow.

Take pics, teach your Duck to fly farther than before (it's not gonna hurt the duck unless you shoot him at a wall). Document all and post pics tomorrow night.

Also buy more liquor in the morning.

>>591407811
well then it's a marsupial from Australia. but that fucking critter is NOT an possum/opossum.

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>>591408286

Moot's not the antichrist, that was Steve Jobs, but I gave him cancer so that faggots gone and I can chillax in NYC and eat pizza.

OMFme, pizza, that guy who made NY piza is in heaven aby. The chicago pizza guy is in hell though, fuck that guy.

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I've already notified the Australian Federal Police of this thread, and sent all of OP's photos to the AFP.

Animal cruelty is harshly punished in Straya.

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>>591407480
>and ran out of his schizophrenia meds.
Close, an acquaintance of a friend stole my Benzos and I'm going through withdrawals and can't sleep.
>>591408616
It's a possum m8.

>>591407728
No worries, get some rest /b/ro

Thanks for this thread, it has been truly great

>>591398405
I'm indifferent to this, nigger.

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>>591408616

Yeah, that's why I said it's a DOG.

See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possum

>>591408838
>Implying there is any actual animal cruelty ITT

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>>591408881
>>591409214
THIS is an possum (note the long rat-tail).

>has chance to fuck an exotic animal in every way possible
>has a chance to film this and gain fame and money
>doesn't do it

You a dumb shit.

>>591409283
I don't understand why people hurt animals.

>>591409654
That's an opossum.

>>591409851
Thats a chinchilla you fucking autists.

>>591409654
you retarded nigglet! learn to marsupial

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>>591409851
this is one of your filthy 'murcan possums

notice the difference betwixt the Australian Possum and the 'murcan "possum"? The Australian Possum is cute, useful, nice and classy. The 'murcan "possum" is a savage beast.

>>591409851
>>591409654
u guys are tripping me out whats is what

>>591409841
You don't understand jack shit anon, go back to reddit. Jesus Cristian Bale is not performing animal cruelty

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>>591408881

Oh that's super shitty OP.

For sleep, beer, melatonin and a benadryl (diphenhydramine) all at the same time might help. No caffeine, at all, no stimulants. Get some weed if you can afford it.

>>591409841
OP here, these possums used to live all over my neighborhood but new residents knock down all the trees to make use of the relatively large land size of the blocks here, so they end up in my backyard and roof, I relocate them to a nearby (large) park.

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>>591410011
not even your dubs can help you
>pic related is a chinchilla

>>591410592
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>>591410182

Their actually giant pussies that play dead, and if born in captivity, they make decent pets. They also taste OK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA7ebU-C_lI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCWpq1Yrqks

>>591410650
My family has a gigantic Chinchilla fur farm in the US.

OP's animal is NOT - NOT a Chinchilla.

>>591410592
You're awesome bro. Thanks for relocating them. Savage American imbeciles would rather torture them to death.

>>591411097
how big is a giant chinchilla?

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>>591395794
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>>591398752
literally crying tears

>>591411326

Or eat 'em.

Telling you, they ain't bad in a stew.

>>591411395
You're referring to the 'Giant Chinchilla Rabbit'. Which is not a Chinchilla. We only farm Chinchillas. NOT rabbits.

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>>591390153
thats not a doge, thats a cat
>pic related

>>591411395
You know how big a guinea pig is? Like that, except soft, nice and they don't stink and piss like a facet.

absolutely legendary thread

requesting sticky mods

>>591411907

Pay attention, OP is an aussie or something, it's a dog for them. You know, how the water spins backwards in the toilets...

>>591412133
>not requesting bump limit and yotsuba

screencaping this shitty thread, cause it made me kek

>>591411902
You said you farm gigantic chinchilla's. I just want to know how big they are.

>>591412477

post caps

also how do you cap a thread boss

>>591391820
image name win! that is not a dog but wtf is it? win! random needle on counter win!
OP IS A GOD

>>591390153
a bullet

>>591412655
Awesome Screenshot, just told you because of those dubs, its for chrome ext

>>591412655
Not him, but I've capped a few threads in my time and I did it through the awful tedious method of copy pasting into paint.

>>591413067

thanks boss

>>591412655
this thread needs a archive because of it's crazy maker.. reminds me of Wolf Creek!

>>591412655

LightShot also works

>>591413316
>awful tedious method of copy pasting into paint.
this is the only correct way to do it

>>591390153
light up a blunt n blow smoke in his face just make sure u bring him dog treats for th emunchies

>>591413596
It makes it more satisfying when it's finally done.

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>>591412477

Please post when done.

>>591412655

alt+prtscn and fotoshoop. Actually very easy, but a bit time consuming.

>>591390153
Seeing as everyone is being a fag, may I suggest chocolate. I gave a couple of bars to each of my previous dogs when they were rowdy. Calmed them right down.

>>591413780
No pot, but I tried giving one beer once.

>>591413316
This is why I hardly ever screen cap. Also, please posts caps when finished so I don't have to do it.

>>591413976
LOL size is ridiculous dumping to site, pasting soon

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>>591414157
Forgot pic.

>>591414282

How did you get that dish and beer into the cage without it attacking you?

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>>591414282
I think he just spilled it all though.

Cum on it

>>591414482
wait, is that a possum or a bilby?

>>591408881
dude get you know very rapid benzo withdrawal can cause seizures right? be careful with that shit, you might want to try to get something if you were using daily so you don't fucking die. tapering is always the safe way to go

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>>591414412
Very carefully.

>>591394637
Kek

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>>591414275
Gotta make em big so people can read them.. Also, 360kb is because I saved it on a higher setting, which is not called for.

I capped this one too. Thought it was funny, but that was easy because it was a story.

4shared com / photo / uX2B3T-oce/b____My_dog_was_being_really_a.html

>>591414854
can you pet it? a scratch or bite won't be dangerous. give 'er a go m8...

>>591415179
couldn't think of any other site, but if you recomend i'll upload

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>>591414774

Maybe best not to freak him out while he has no benzos to calm down...

Also, I've done benzo withdraw. It's normally just really annoying and you get a lot of anxiety, rapid heart beat. Beer and liquor helps a bit.

>>591398752
PAY ATTENTION YOU TARDS. you will never see a picture as awesome as this again. evar

>>591415706
it depends on how much he used to take. it can and has killed people.

anon i'm doing heroin right now in your honor. hope you feel better.

>>591415179
>>591415508

Um, here? This is an image board.

>>591416012
heronin kills. the latest epidemic will ensure that addictions like you are still using for years to come (if you even live that long)

>>591414774
Yeah I'm aware, I've got an appointment to get another script tomorrow. Drinking helps deal with it from my experience.
>>591415482
I gave the one in the OP picture a small scratch on the head and lightly petted him through the cage, he seemed frightened though so I didn't do it anymore as I didn't want to stress him out.

There was one I caught a while ago that was actually quite friendly and didn't seem bothered by me patting it.

>>591416477
lol i can quit when I want

>>591416479
You're a good person. I rather like you bro.

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>>591416217
6.4 Mb of size, pussy 4 chin only accepts 4, no can do hombre

Is the depth pool exploration program cancelled ?

>>591417286
Australia has no water.

So yes.

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>>591402447
I fucking love you man

>>591417435
Ah fuck m8
Then maybe try to put it in a kangaroo pouch ?

>>591416477
Heroin isn't really that dangerous as a thing anon, it's the fact that it's illegal and the purity is never the same that cause overdoses for the most part. If legal, then the anon shooting up would always know what does and would never OD.

Also, if you just do a little 1st every time you get new, and wait a few min, then you can gauge purity.

i am reporting this to peta

>>591390153
Write the number 3 on his back, release him into school. They'll keep looking for 1,2 and 4

>>591402849
How hungry are you OP? Tell me about your daily life.

>>591417901
Peta would put down the dog and the duck.

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>>591417901
try harder faggot.

>>591417901
Callum and the dag are fine, leave it alone.

>>591418094
I play video games.

>>591416852

OK, I can work with this and get the rest and then condense.

got into this thread specifically too see shovel dog gif which i figured would be like the 4th entry...you disappoint me /b/.

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>>591418402
Whats up with the house? You live alone?

suck his pussy

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Is someone cappin' this shit?

>>591418402
Could be please to see more photo of Callum?

>>591419078
We're just messy and can't be fucked fixing the pool.

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>>591416479
dude do you hang around Wolf Creek? you should if not think you'd fit in

>>591397970
my sides
>topkek motherfucker i am hard and can't breath
why is this so fucking funny?

>>591419380
read the post nigger >>591415179

Someone archive this for me

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>>591419464
NSWfag here OP - where you at?