Ask an official Lizard Squad member anything. (Do not ask multiple

How did you go about getting your show on TV, and have you ever been shot while taking someones car/van

Is 9gag gay?

Are you a nigger?

Are you in anyway related to the infamous hacker known as 4Chan?

Who invented the fleshlight?

>>591352911
Can you fix the AC in my house pls im cold as fuck

>>591353197
9gag is an awesome website with so much potential. People all around the globe can share those funny memes they invented on their Facebooks. :)
>>591353236
A filthy one.
>>591353287
No, I am affiliated with the infamous hacker Ebaumsworld though.

>>591352911
As if LizardFag was important enough to be asked. You're just a bunch of fat kiddos using a bought DDoS tool. Learn to hack, faggos.

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>>591352911
are you really a lizard squad member?

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>>591352911

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Proof it.

>>591353825
Why waste countless hours exploiting a security vulnerability when you can just simply launch DDoS attacks to gain publicity?
>>591353933
Yes.
>>591353829
Would taking down 4chan.org offline for an hour after this thread dies be enough proof? I have no access to lizardmafia's account so I cannot tweet to verify I am legitimate or not; however, I can tweet from my personal profile if you like.

>>591354235
>Implying you even know shit about exploits.

Do you guys refer to each other as bros or lizards?

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>>591353829
yes

>>591354235
>personal profile
>Lizard Squad member

is that a good idea m8?

>>591354235
>Why waste countless hours exploiting a security vulnerability when you can just simply launch DDoS attacks to gain publicity?
It's lulzier to deface a site and drop it's databases and files afterwards :^)

How are those Mega accounts Dotcom gave you guys working out?

>>591354337
I can understand your jealous about us, lizards, becoming the new final boss of the internet. You should perhaps prove you know something about exploits before criticizing us.
>>591354379
Usually lizards, sometimes chef and savaged use the word 'brother' more often.

can i join m8?

>>591352911
I r8 8/8 gr8 b8 m8.

What is your response to these tweets?

https://twitter.com/Jonte_Z/status/548724669595914240

https://twitter.com/Jonte_Z/status/549532311612424192

Thanks.

>>591352911
why are you guys such fucking idiots?

Why don't you guys actually do things for good causes? You could do a lot with the shit you guy scan do.

>>591354792
You're and no, i'm not jealous about a bunch of kids using DDoS on internet. I do know about, but i'm not claiming to be a hacker even if i can exploit, so i'm not the one who needs the prove it.

>>591352911
OP is a faggot. Also gtfo cancer

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>>591352911
Nigger, you better gtfo or Anonymous will DDoS your whore family.

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>>591354994
Legion faggot detected.

>>591352911
Why did you have to ddos xbox live and psn and not actually hack? could've leaked some files bruh.

>>591352911
Why did you guys waste your time DDoSing people that play video games? Why didn't you do something more productive? Why not do something to REALLY piss off the world? Wasn't that your goal anyway?

>>591355168
Implying.

Anonymous is a bunch of faggots who think liking a facebook status is saving the world, you faggots are different in the sense that you can take down mad shit.

You're telling me that using your 15 minutes of fame for "Lulz" instead of actually good causes is what you're going to be proud of when you're 40?


Sure.

>>591355360
>>591355379
why not?

>>591354829
Seems mad.
>>591354889
Because it would get boring being intelligent.
>>591354994
Like those anonymous kids? No thanks.
>>591355019
You know Lizard Squad started off as another hacking group in 2013, right?
>>591355081
Anonymous can barely knock off a shitty government website. I'm quite confident I will be fine.

>>591355360
Because they don't know how to hack, stupid moron

>>591355555
checked

>>591355494
Because then your point becomes invalid?

>>591355494
Why not because it's really nothing to be proud of if they leaked files that would have been totally fine with me.

>>591355555
Holy fucking shit nigga

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>>591352911

>>591355555
quints quints ayy

>>591355360
>>591355379
You should stop playing video games altogether, it's really bad for your overall health to be sitting on your ass and eating doritos all day.

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>>591355555
Dem quints quints

>>591352911

Is your name Vinnie?

>>591355886
Who is this?

>>591355842
>Implying I play consoles.
>Implying I like doritios.

>>591352911
How does one patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?

>>591355930

You did not answer my question.

>>591352911
Why do you think anyone gives a shit you HOIC toting 12 year old. Come back when you can tell me about Apache servers. Fucking pathetic attention craving middle school girls is all ya are. Why don't you just go back to cutting yourself and crying on tumblr? Maybe then all the other pre teens could praise you and your L33t Haxxor brahs.

>>591356080
You did not answer mine.

>>591356103

I asked first though.

>>591356089
Nigga hoic can only do urls.

>>591355426
I'm not the lizard squad anon, I'm >>591354731.

What do you want them to do? DDoS websites they disagree with? Sounds like lulzless faggotry.

Why don't you just pay for a Russian VPS and use some widely available malware ran through a crypter to get a botnet like they have and moralfag it up yourself?

it's not hard. For fucks sake, lulzsec's Ryan Clearly spread his malware through fake Runescape hacking programs he posted to youtube. It's not hard. Do it yourself or stop whining because other people have different, more fun goals than you do.

>>591356175
Too bad

>>591355555
Trust me, our ddosing days are over. We are planning on something major for valentine's day.
>>591355886
Algod or you could call me Andrew since I am undoxable.
>>591356089
Is pouting really going to solve anything?

>>591356056
not lizard squad anon, but you really should be consulting the documentation for questions like this: https://www.freebsd.org/doc/handbook/ports.html

I installed FreeBSD to a spare machine I have lying around a while ago. Haven't done much with it other than configure X and openbox.

>>591356384

Thats cool Vinnie, ttyl.

DDoSing without a cause is not funny, it's actually retarded

>>591356412
>major for valentine´s day
Gtfo loser

>>591356412
>valentines day
now i'm feeling sad for you guys... :(
losers.

>>591356412
>something major for valentine's day.
Hack 4chan and OKCupid, then compare the IP addresses of posts on /r9k/ to the IP addresses used to access OKCupid accounts and a provide a full list of autistic robot profiles for everyone to laugh at.

>>591356412
Fucking valentines day watcha gonna do take down every porn site. Anyway everyone goes out on valentines if not they're just beta faggots like you guys.

The wisdom of the crowd has spoken, Vinnie. You are a humongous cock. (profile: age 12-22, very few friends outside of the internet, rarely invited to parties, autistic tendancies, gets off on attention, regardless of how retarded he looks, feels independent but truth is, mum still cooks his dinners).

>>591357123
I have forwarded your request to the other members.
>>591357225
That's an impossible task. You cannot simply take down all the porn websites, no matter how large your botnet is.

>>591357677
>Implying I was serious.
Man you guys are really beta faggots

>>591357677

Phhft thats a lie, I did that when I was about 12, fuckin' n00b.

Requests to other members. Why dont you open a broad way of doing this?

>>591357890
>Implying my response wasn't satirical.
>>591358015
What do you have in mind?

>>591358192
Well you see so many personal army requests here that are never given a chance. A real medium for that. Im just trying to add some basis for a decent convo

what the fuck is a lizard squad?

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http://krebsonsecurity.com/2014/12/lizard-kids-a-long-trail-of-fail/

BASED KREBS

Blowing up lizard squad since, well, a few years now.

>>591358530
Based Forehead Krebs.

r u zeekill? r u nacash? r u n1gg3r chr1st aka teridax? r u convict? r u blue? h

>>591358530
Brain Krebs is my bitch.

>>591352911
>ask a 13 year old scriptkiddie with an ecatel server anything

hurry up and message me back on hf vinnie

>>591358530
Seriously. If you've heard about Lizard Squad but haven't heard about Brian Krebs, go have a read. It's a good one.

>>591358530

Thats Vinnie

>>591358740
nobody in that circle has a box w/ ecatel. they all use blacklotus, OVH, online.net, etc.

to learn more connect to irc.arabs.ps

>>591352911
This is bait but whatever.
I cant wait for your bitch ass to get your door kicked in just like AK47 did back in the day on XBL. Stupid fucking script kiddies are trying to act 1337 by taking down XBL for a couple of hours. LMAO... kill yourself.

>>591358876
what is he, a gypsy or something?

Throw a book at his head

>>591352911
What's lizard squad

>>591358987
Hes having prison sex right now.

>>591358974
script kiddies. get fucked, kid. most of these guys are old school.

>>591358499
Derptrolling?
>>591358530
Nothing valuable was lost. They only caught two guys who were mildly associated with us.
>>591358974
Blame Microsoft and Sony for not protecting their servers from script kiddies like us.

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>>591359104
this 16 year old is way old school

>>591359088

Exactly.

ooks suomalainen :D

>>591359146
Back to a medium outlet

Which are cuter, bunnies, foxes, squirrels, otters, tigers, cheetahs,or raccoons?

>>591352911
Why are you such a cunt?

CAPCHA
course spades

>>591359146
You're not even doing anything valuable with your efforts. Literally just taking down XBL and PSN for a few hours at a time to be edgy. You guys could reach better potential, but your not.

>>591359104 right because anybody old school would name anything affiliated with themselves would be called LIZARD SQUAD.

>>591359146
Spending that much money on Cloudflare servers would cost a lot.

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If one talented security researcher can infiltrate and unmask these people, how much do you think the FBI would know about them?

They don't have to arrest them, either. They might want to just see what they do and where they go - who they associate with, whether they become talented hackers as they get older, whether they leave Lizard Squad, or turn white hat.

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>>591352911
So how does it feel to get hacked by better hackers than you? This was 6 minutes ago btw faggot

>>591352911

Would you start sucking dick instead of "hacking" if that gave you more attention?

>>591359229
zeekill's not 16, ya fuckin retard. he's 18.

>>591359622
ya dude, chrono, vein, y0gurt.. non of those guys from myg0t are old school.

>>591359622
Playstation network struggled for a couple days after Christmas to restore services. Like I said before, our ddosing days are over.
>>591359624
They are overcharging you for Xbox live subscription and playstation plus.
>>591359859
Honestly, anonymous was 'cool' before project chanology. Come back to me when they actually do something worth noticing. I think finestsquad could cause more harm to us than anonymous members.
>>591359987
Why not do both simultaneously?