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My girlfriend is weak and defenseless right now because of a long day at work and Nyquil.

Wat do, /b/?
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urinate on her head
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OP here, 72 decides.
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>>591223841
make more pics of her face!
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You better post some pantyshots nigger.
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>>591223841
Sharpie in pooper.
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Stick her big toe up your butt
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>>591224088
I got dubs: urinate on her head
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>>591224241
I love my gf's ass. So I'ma post it anyways.
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You know the rules. Timestamp you faggot
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>>591224852
Nice! Thank you for posting that. Any chance of showing us her face?
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>>591224857
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>>591224857
I concur.
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>>591225255
Great. Get her sex toys and do some sexy pics with them
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Tuck her in
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>>591225255
Alright, you have my attention. No chance of an asshole shot?
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Cum on her ass
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urinate on her head
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>>591225255
Oh shit! This legit!
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>>591225593
Nope, I respect her too much for that. There's certain things I can do, but that's not one of them.
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piss on face
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>>591225255
Also take some nude selfies with her phone and send to female friends in her contacts but then say sorry sent to wrong person
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>>591225750
Aw man. Fair play.
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Stick her fingers in a bowl of water.
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jizz on her face
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>>591225750
>respect her
>post her on b
>won't show asshole

you are fucking scum
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>>591225667
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slap her face with ur dick
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leave her alone ... she needs to sleep ...
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>>591225750
respecting women on 4chan huehuehuehuehue
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Face?
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Who wants to see the face?
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No penetration... Cmon mate
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dick on forehead
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>>591225719
roll
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>>591225750


How... so....

>>591225828

that was too much to ask I suppose
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>591225841
This
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draw dicks ALL over her
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1st time showing 4chan/b/ to my friend
/b/ros give me your best!
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>>591225873

fuck you faggot go suck dick your terrorist fuck you.
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Draw on her face. So when she wakes up she'll be all like: WTF?
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balls on forehead
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>>591223841

You should pull a dahmer and kill her or something.
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paint your self green and throw forks at her
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At the very least cum on her ass and take a pic.

Honestly, that's pretty fucking tame for the situation. If you can't at least do that then I don't even know why you're here.
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>>591226638
Sex toys??
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can u just, pretty please with cherry on top, piss in her asshole?
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post feet OP
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>>591223841
Nice thread OP, your gf looks good, I hope your relationship is also good!
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>>591226638
4/10 probably would drunk fuck but wouldn't pursue.
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take a video of your rubbing your dick on her face, also moenyshot
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>>591226907
She has none.
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>72 get

Post tits with face
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stack as much shit as you can on top of her. I'll bet you can get at least a 3 foot stack going before it reaches critical mass.
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OP here, this is my girlfriend's face. So stop fucking asking me.
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>>591227071

sometime i put cock in sock and cum but i find burn marks on cock face when done so no more
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>>591226880

That is the most reasonable thing I've heard all night, though I personally would prefer the face.
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piss on her asshole or gtfo
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Faggot
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>>591227246
Not op.
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SHow us her asshole, OP
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rub her clit, post pics
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>>591227246

You should cut her face off and wear it or something for the lulz.
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>>591227140
Take naughty pics with her phone and send to female friends in her contacts then say sorry wrong person I'm half asleep
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>>591224852
that ass
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>>591227171
Damn 71 twice
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>>591227171
7171 rollin again
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Eat her out
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Cum on her hair op. Do it op!
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Get her nipple hard and stick it in your peehole
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draw dicks on her tits
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>>591227638

yes like dahmer
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Dick in mouth.
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Cuddle her you faggot
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cum in her nostril!
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Lick nutella out of her Ass.
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OP here. She woke up, asked me wtf I'm doing talking pics of her ass, and I explained it to her. She wants to participate in the thread, but only if you guys make reasonable requests. Now it's up to her what she does. Dubs decide.
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>>591227898
show belly button
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Pls OP don't tell me she's dead... is too soon yet
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>>591226638
>caked on make-up
>her best look
Clown fetish detected?
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>>591227898
>>591227458
This then post their replies
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>>591227898

How about a panty shot with your boyfriend's dick?
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sharpie in pooper!!
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>>591227898
Pics of her awake for proof.
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>>591228011
instawin
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>>591227898

Posing with cigarettes. Idc that it's weird, indulge me
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>>591227898
Nyquil bottle in pussy
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>>591228011
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>>591228088
Winrar!
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deepthroat you
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Draw swatika on her forehead
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72 is disabled
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>>591227898
blowjob. video.
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>>591228011
Then go to back to bed
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>>591228011
Here ya go.
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Lets see her face with cum on it you fucking cunt.
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OP here. She sucks my dick now
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Requesting she buttdick OP with a strap on.
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>>591228544
Not OP
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>>591228448
Reroll
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>>591228544
>Dubs
>Confirmed OP
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>>591228478
>>591228478
OP she wearing cute socks?! :3
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OP here, if you roll trips i will show her cock
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Alright. Show asshole
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>>591228478
10/10 belly
would trade for sleeping pillow
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POST FEET OP
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still Dubs?

tits or gtfo
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Check these dubs -->
Show her frowning.
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>>591227898
Upnostril shot.
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>>591228478
>shaved hair around belly
sure that´s a girl OP?
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>>591226604
Fuck off, this threads about OPs girlfriend's ass not you
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Nice bellybutton. Tit time now
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>>591228478
Why does she have male pube trail stubble?
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>>591228774
>>591228777
pls no, no cock

no
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topless dick in mouth
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>>591228770
Nope
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>>591228822
Winrar.

Tits.
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>>591228822
did i just trippledub?
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>>591228777
Look at this shit!

>>591228822
Three sets of dubs!
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>>591223841
Lube up her armpit and fuck it.....
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Give her a hug
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>>591229084
this
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>>591228478
Rolling for tits, check em
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>>591229031

Holy shit nice dude.
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Lick nutella out of belly
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Cut her throte and fuck the cut
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>>591228777
>>591228822
Win
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>>591228777
>>591228822
>>591228988
She said no. :/
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>>591228822
Dubs have spoken, tits!
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>>591229266
Winrar op
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>>591229266
Bingo
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>>591229266
DUBS WINS AGAIN
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This is boring now
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assholeeeeeeeee
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>>591225841
so much this
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>>591229266
She said that's ridiculous
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>>591229380
This bread is a shit>>591229380
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>>591228478
A very cute belly button.
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Shaved belly? Trap
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>>591229520
Yeah, OP's girlfriend is pretty boring.
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>>591229380
Then go to sleep
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>>591228774
>>591228777
the gods have spoken
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Lick nutella off tits amerifag
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>>591229380
You beta mother fucker.
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SHE HAS A DICK - TRUST ME - COME BACK TO THIS POST WHEN YOU FIND OUT SHE DOES
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>>591229031
tripdub here

tits or OP is a faggit
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>>591228478
cum on her belly
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>>591228574
This
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Face with hat on.
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Draw a face on her belly with the belly button for mouth.
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Let her sleep in peace while you go find other activities
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>>591229643
I thought it looked pretty shaved, too. Potential trap.
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>>591229621
Seconded. "I want to participate" but tits is unreasonable? Go back to reddit.
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>>591223841
piss on her
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>>591228478
>time stamp
Also can we make more requests?
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More ass pics please. Perferably with her bending over and showing lots of leg.
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>>591229773
You act like that would bother the majority of us.....
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Let sleep
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>>591229923
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>>591229672
interesting. I desire to see this now.
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>>591229833
WINRAR
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Bread is shit, ops a beta ass faggot who has a cunt instead of a dick

In the hope he isn't a fag, rolling, spread her pussy
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>>591228822
TRIPPLE DUBS COMMANDS IT
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>>591227246

JuanaManBadMovie.jpg
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>>591229944
He already did timestamp. Pay attention.
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If she's awake then let's get a full shot of open pussy.

No face required, we really don't care.

And, again, if she isn't willing to do that then I don't know what she means by 'participating'.
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balcks
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OP here. She's not wanting to do anything anymore. Sorry /b/ros. At least you got a nice ass pic out of her.
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boobs? boobs.
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>>591230231
Lame
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>>591229799
dubs winrar
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YOUR A DUMB FUCKING TWAT. WTF DID YOU COME HERE FOR IF YOUR NOT WILLING TO DO SHIT. YOU WANT SUGGESTIONS LIKE WE'RE IN FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL. "OOH SHOW HER STOMACH". FUCK YOU FAGGOT
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No nutella at all ?
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We need tits
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>>591224241
THIS
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>>591230231
Force tits out an run away with the pic and post it.
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>>591230231
Nigger wat
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>>591230231
Back to pornhub I go, fuck you nerd.
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Do anal
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>>591230231
Troll detected.
Let's BAN this faggot.
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>>591230231
What happened to being weak and defenseless? GTFO feminist supporter
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>>591230231
>She's not wanting to do anything anymore

She showed her bellybutton and that's it. She didn't do jack shit.
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Choke her with nutella
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1.Tangle her hair around your dick OP.
2.Tie it up into small circles
3.Scare her
4 Profit ????
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Why are you here? Cum on her mouth or gtfo
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>>591230231
That wasn't actually op.
Op here she says just no tits
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>>591228822
>OP not respecting triple dubs.
Chaturbate is better than this shit.
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Just post tits everyone!
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>>591223841
Let her sleep.
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>>591230407
This
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Dubs muthafuuucka
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>>591226638
She looks pretty sickly on this picture tbh
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>>591230813
more of her ass then
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>>591230813
>230813 ▶
>>>591230231
>That wasn't actually op.
>Op here she says just no tits
BRUH,isn't she drowsy? Wait till she's sleep then take boobs
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sexy amateur girls and teens
http://goo gl/PHMjzN
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>>591229833
OP won't even do this. What in the fucking hell?
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>>591223841
>girlfriend
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Tits
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>>591227898
butt stuff
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More god dammit!
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Ops gfs number 7277126057
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OP delivers. ....
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>>591231176
I forget who she is again... Sauce?
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>>591227898
More in her panties cause she's got beautiful body
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kek @ OP
Get the fuck out of here, what heresy is this?
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>>591231587
>
MissAlice18
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>>591231415
doesn't work, "calls to this number are not being connected"
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>>591223841
Use those crusty ass bleached throw to make a hat fag
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>>591223841
Hi Nick
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>weak and defenseless
Catch her into pokeball
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>>591231415
I will not go fuck myself.
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>>591231415
I will not go fuck myself >:(
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>>591231587
Miss Alice or somesuch on MFC. Aussie
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>>591223841
smash into her asshole with no vaseline
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>>591231792
>and asleep
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>>591229266
sauce plz
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moar
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>>591231587
for the last time its rick it wrelf
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>>591231176
i cant watch her. she looks exactly like my 5 year old niece.
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Fucking tits
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If you won't post tits or ass thefuck are you doing here? Think we want to see pictures of her food or cat? Are you going to post a picture of her ankle? Leave the premises
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>>591231801
Kek
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>>591232185
Baww that's cute fag
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This is now a spiderman eating nutella out of OPS gf ass
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Ass spread naooooow
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>>591232288
K is a fucking babe yo.
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>>591232288

DUBS DUBS DUBS!!!
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Yes
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>>591223841

Ok, here's what you do OP.

>Pay homeless man $20 to cum into turkey baster

>Place turkey baster into girlfriends vagina and squeeze

>When she gets pregnant, throw a shit fit and claim it isn't yours

>Demand DNA test

>When the DNA test comes back as the kid not being yours call her a whore and break up with her

>???

>Profit!
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>mfw
>iknow this chick
>i hit dat ass
>she licked my ballz
i want tits to make sure
because their big and perect
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>>591232713
kek'd
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>>591227246
thirld world mexico
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>>591227246
hobbit-mode

topkek
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>>591232713
Now that's some expensive jizz
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>>591225841
RollforDis
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>>591232713
>whore make DNA sample get analyzed
>finds out who the dad is
>profit
????
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>>591228478
Does she mind showing us her vajayjay?
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>>591225750

>respect your gf

>posted her unconscious ass on /b/

pick one
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>>591232288
God I hate this bitch. She has perfect titties and let's everyone know it by never being wrong and always right
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>>591231774
>boat hat
There
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Guess OP sucks his gfs penoris
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>>591232398
Shepurd, commandur
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Bump this cp
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OP here. Now she sleeps again. Wat do ?
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>>591234112
Suicide
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im srs
i wiped the cum off my dick with that blanket
and op is a fat fuck with a beard
LOLZ
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>>591227439
Lul
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>>591234112
Find the biggest bigger cock you can find and suck it like the faggot that you are
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>>591234674
*nigger cock
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>>591234312
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>>591234112
just do a chest pic, dont eveb need to be nood
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sexy miley cyrus pics! Don't miss them!
http://goo gl/3on9Mz
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>>591234857
u no its tru
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OP here. Should I kill her ?
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>>591233148
I'm not sure you know how DNA works
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>>591227439
>>
CMD age 22 NAU
I recognize this ass
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>>591235494
Kill yourself
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>>591223841
Let her sleep and make sure to have a bowl of hot soup ready for her when she wakes up.
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>>591236148
Faglord
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>>591234112
At least post your dick up against her thigh, you faggot.
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>>591236148
Be nice to her and treat her with respect!She deserves it!
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>>591236482
Virgin
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>>591223841
Buy a blanket that isn't so white trash. Dat zebra print
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hes mad cuz i hit dat and hes knows it.
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OP? still here?
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>>591236803
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>>591236839
Tep lel
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>>591237217
Yeah?
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>Order pizza
>Make delivery guy fuck your gf
>Film it for /b/
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>>591237647
what will happen? Is the threat dead?
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>>591237861
No I will show penis
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>>591238041
but we all want tits u faggot fuck
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>>591238041
show her vagina else we wont know if shes really a girl
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>>591238424
Op isn>'t there any more!
Just a faggott who pretends to be OP!
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