I'm about to stop my fucking heart beating. This is it.

wooow! livestream that shit.

>>killing yourself with a mio
ishiggydiggy

You can do math, nice anon. Hope you drop some nice loot.

> "Yeah, I'm going to fucking off myself with water addictive."
Oh my god OP, you are so fucking cool.

>>590436400
Are you gonna squirt some?

Also, it's impossible to drink that much mio.

If reincarnation is real then you opting out will only ensure your next life is harder. How do you deal with not knowing what will happen with all the possible consequences?

>>590436400
Should have done it with 5 hour energy. I can imagine your body so pumped up that even after you die, your body just keeps moving and doing jumping jacks and running 5Ks. I would pay for that.

>>590436400
gonna kill myself, better post a thread on /b/

>>590436400
Godspeed OP.

I don't condone suicide.
But I am sympathetic.

>>590436400
Anon wait, before you do it...I have to say something......

Can you gift me some shit on steam?

>>590436400
sorry op, it's not possible to overdose like that.

>>590436864
Drinking it straight he could. Each bottles like a mouth full or two. It's super concentrated.

are those period blood ?

>>590436819
i didn't know water was addictive, but come to think of it whenever i go for long periods without drinking it i feel woozy and sick. i guess those are withdrawels

>>590436400
y no cam selfish fgt

>>590436400
Alright OP!
Have a good one.

>>590436400
op pls no

>>590436935
/thread

Why not try to rob a bank? I never got why people just killed themselves without trying to make a last ditch effort to improve their lives.

mfw you're just gonna get mad diarrhea. I can only imagine how pissed you're gonna be shitting your brains out on the toilet later

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>>590436400
Cheers then!

>>590436400
Dubs

>>590437261
the world is your oyster mate

I predict he pukes it all up after about 6 bottles.

>>590437261
Because suicide is better than anal rape in jail

>>590436690
10/10 sides in orbit

Underated post.

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>>590437262

>>590437261
Because it is better to kill yourself alone.

Then it is to commit a crime or harm someone else.

I respect those who kill themselves with out harming anyone else.

I wish I had the balls to do it.

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>>590436400
>'m not going to keep posting after this, no progress pictures or whatever.
So why fucking bother us on a Sunday morning. Just do it cunt

I'm sure you'll be missed, hopefully you feel no pain if you're serious. Just think of who will find your dead, lifeless body just lying there with blood red eyes because your blood vessels hemorrhaged and bursted because your heart was beating at 400bpm and nit to mention the blood everywhere. Chao mí amigo. Tell me if there is a God or not.

If you get a boner after the 4th bottle you should stop m'kay?

Please OP dont kill yourself Im sure u are a wonderful human being.

>>590437434
That's why you use your gun to fucking shoot yourself if things go south.

>>590436400
final words confirmed for unoriginal and uninspired. Faggot.

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Mfw reading this post

Extreme overdose can result in death.[37][38] The median lethal dose (LD50) given orally is 192 milligrams per kilogram in rats. The LD50 of caffeine in humans is dependent on individual sensitivity, but is estimated to be about 150 to 200 milligrams per kilogram of body mass or roughly 80 to 100 cups of coffee for an average adult.[39] Though achieving lethal dose of caffeine is difficult with coffee, it is easily achieved with seventy 200 milligram caffeine pills.

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>>590437480
So do I. By that I mean, I wish you had the balls to do it

>>590437058

underrated post

>>590437262
This make me laugh my ass off, thank you very much

Hey OP before you do it you got to know that it's gonna be EXTREMELY painful.

>>590437772
Sorry you feel that way, would suck to be you for encouraging another to self harm.

Just barely a step away from murder.

Hell awaits you my evil /b/rother.

>>590438044

I bet you think cyber bullying is real

Do a flip

>>590438044
>implies hell is real
>if hell is real heaven is real
>by extention implying god is real
>godisntreal.jpg
autism cure needed stat.

>>590436400
Nothing is gonna happen . unless you have preexisting heart problems you'll probably just throw up.

>>590438132
Absolutely.

I mean it is sad that folks don't just walk away from the PC..
But if you post one of those images that tell folks to make crystals with Bleach and Ammonia? You ARE a possible murderer.

It really comes down to this.

If you DO with a giggle what you know in your heart is wrong? Hell awaits you.

What a pussy way to die. Instead, make a contraption that will stab out a really sharp blade at your neck, tie your waist around something so you'll remain upright after death, and superglue your hands to your head. When they find your body, they'll think you ripped your own head off your shoulders.

>>590437262
made my diarrhea

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>>590438044
>>590438432

>>590438207
Oh sorry I did not mean to imply it /b/rother.

Allow me to out right state it.
I do believe: Heaven and God are real.
Hell is real.

I hope you one day meet God and never see hell.

May peace be with you.

roll for dubs

>>590438555
Aliens are a lie.

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You're going to piss yourself after you're heart stopped working ermagerd

reroll for dubs

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>>590438044
Well if I'm going to Hell, I would like to offer my encouragement towards you killing yourself

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>>590438432
>>590438044

>>590436400
>caffeine overdose
Get ready for puking and feeling like shit for hours before you finally die. Good job, faggot. You probably chose the shittiest way to die beside burning alive.

>>590438653
BTW, what happened with Heaven, I miss that motherfucker.

Guys.

There is only one way to get through to this anon.

And that is to speak his language.

Each sentence is its own paragraph.

Now you know.

Wow you privileged faggot.

At least record it.

inb4 OP pukes out half his dose and wakes up in the hospital after having a stroke and has to live the rest of his life looking like a retard.

OP: since you quite obviously seem underage, I'm merely going to tell you to talk to someone rather than just calling you a faggot.

Also, if you're going to come here saying you'll anhero the only way we'll actually give a fuck is if you have a timestamped pic in the first post and livestream that shit. Otherwise don't even bother wasting your time.

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>>590438952

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>>590438653
>2014
>Believing in hell

>>590438776
That is your free choice.
Certainly a foolish one though.

I mean earning hell is very difficult, but you seem to have discovered the way to do so.

To avoid hell you just have to have doubts and struggle to treat others as you would want to be treated.

But you are pretty sure of yourself you have no doubts and are apparently an asshole as well.

Sorry you missed the boat to eternity.

You will be missed for but a moment.

>>590438838
Patrick Stewart never states he doesn't believe in God. Nor does Star Trek.

>>590438952
Moot dumped ID's I miss them too.

>>590439225
>2015
faggot

>>590439225
>'15

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>>590437262

>>590438942

nah, you die fairly quickly when burning alive. this shit is going to take hours.

Way to go, OP

>OP here
It's just my fault all the time, i can't handle anything else anymore. My heart is actually fucking beating fast and it's hurting... well, hope in 3 more bottles it'll stop right now.

>>590439225
>2015
>stilling thinking it's 2014

>>590439225
Stupid fucking nigger.

>>590436400
>suicide by Mio

I've seen it all /b/, I'm done.

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>>590439333
nice trips to go out on

>>590439236

>misses ID's

confirmed for underage b&

>>590439333
You said it was you last post. Liar...

>>590439225
Yeah I get that.

Folks are just so sophisticated these days.

Until a Fallen Angel one day appears before them and claims to be an Alien or some such.

I believe in Demons and the Anti-Christ as well.

I believe many men living today will soon enough believe as well.

Sadly I believe they will be fooled into thinking that it is the "Second Coming or Rapture"..

That scares me far more than folks on /b/ mocking me.

I may be shouting the warning a bit early.

But to be sure you need that warning.

>>590439333

Nah, it's just going to beat hard and hurt, that's what caffeine OD is like.

You're going to get the sweats and want to lay down, and you're going to have a headache.

Enjoy.

>>590439333
Nice trips dying faggot

>>590439521
Nope quite cress. I just hate all the same fagging in threads. I assure you I am one of the oldest oldfags on /b/. Now go away before I whack ya with my cane.

>>590439536
>obviously not really OP

>>590438653
>Heaven and God are real
>Hell is real
Get the fuck out christfag

This is viral marketing for Mio

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>>590439760
Nope sorry.

Going to post until the end of days.

>>590439671

the stupid. it hurts.

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>>590439768

OH SNAP

you're not gonna die, enjoy shitting on the toilet faggot


>Nobody has ever overdosed on Mio, you will not be the first anon..

>>590439882
*autism*. The AUTISM it hurts.

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>>590439882
Until it happens.
If you are foolish enough to convert and to bow?
Then you will fall down and cry for mountains to fall upon you.

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wow man your so badass

>>590439760

Dude, hell is real. Haven't you ever seen Little Nicky?

>>590436400
lemme know if you manage to die. might try it out myself

You literally can just leave the country and start over new, you can change everything just don't do it

Peace out /b/ro.

I hope you tried acid before you departed!

>>590436400
you think heart failure is painless? you'll regret this method

>>590440005
Gonna flip shit when Cthulhu wakes up aren't you.

>>590439878
Kek
continue spreading your fairytales on 4chan, especially on /b/, it'll be a good laugh

>>590439540
And tell me, do you think those irrational beliefs should have to effect others too?

How hard is it to keep that inside the church?

>Suffers enough to end one's life.
>Suffers even more after death.

There is no logic once so ever.

>>590440005

On the infinitely small chance that god exists as written in the Christian bible, I won't repent, because fuck that. Shouldn't you be getting ready for church? Get the fuck off 4chan and go worship your imaginary friend. Go pray for OP's immortal soul.

>>590440160
>there is no logic once so ever
>no logic once so ever
>once so ever
Fucking shit he's right. There is no logic. There is only autism.

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>>590440090
No..

When finally Anti-Christ is cast down and begins to lie to you I intend to continue to point at him and say. "HEY THAT IS THE DEVIL!" Even though most of mankind will be celebrating his arrival and thinking he is the Lord or an Alien or some such thing.

That is of course assuming I am still here and have managed not to take the same path as OP.

>>590437621
>wonderful human being
You do know where you are, right?

>>590436400
>This is not a cry for help

So why the big need for last words and attention?

OP dies, life goes on

>>590440090

DON'T SAY HIS NAME! DON'T EVEN TYPE IT! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US ALL SMOOSHED TO DEATH?!

>>590437436
Newfag

>>590440344
Nice dubs :3

Rest in power.

>>590436400
>I will be consuming 12 of these at once.

You will not die, you will vomit.

I've tried this before, but with coffee.

Got nauseous before I could finish.

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Only trips can save this anon from being an hero.

>>590440426
Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu Cthulhu

>OP manages to actually die from MIO overdose
>Police or family find his corpse surrounded by empty bottles
>I need to take a psychic evaluation test before buying MIO in bulk.

Thanks a lot, OP!

>>590440614
Rolling to save

>>590440614
Check em

>>590440137
Some laugh.
Some wake up.

It is more up to you then to me.

>>590440160
Churches too are full of liars.
I go where I go.

It is why we are called not to preach on street corners.

But to answer where we are asked.

I did not say OP would suffer.
He has clearly had enough troubles with this life.

If I could I would give OP a hug and what ever else I could to help him.

The only ones I threatened with suffering in Hell were those who behaved in a cruel or callous manner.

You get what you actually earn.

I don't blame folks for having doubts in Gods existence. I blame them for acting like assholes to others.

>>590440283
Church is where ever two or more gather in Gods name. I don't attend a ritual in a specific building. I am in church at this very moment for those who wish to ask questions or seek understanding.

>>590440614
let this fag die

>>590440614
check muh dick

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>>590440614
op already rolled them,also check em

He must die for us all to live, he is our savior and through him all things are possible

>>590437261

This, or if you are too pussy go fucking live in Cuba or some shit like this.

Honestly all you do is sleep and enjoy the sun in those countries

You still alive OP?

>>590440614
dont b kil

>>590440426
Wait, is this Candlejack we're talking abo

>>590440887
so close anon. You fucked it though.

>>590440631

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>>590436400
Enjoy your coma and brain damage.

OP don't be selfish.

Think of all the people you will leave shattered in shambles.

Don't be a coward fix your problems.

We are humans we learn to adapt and keep on rolling.

Life has it's ruts but with perseverance it always gets better.

Don't bitch out pussy, it's not fair to everyone else in your life, people do care about you.

>>590440944
dubs :3

>>590440944
Yeah, l couldn't do it.

>>590436400
>overdosing on something that isn't even drugs
>not blowing your head off with a gun
women pls.

>>590436400

selfish

>>590438760

Typical Aryan defense league, Go hang some niggers to the trees but can't resist to fuck their sister

Pour that mio in some 4 loco and you got yourself a party stew going

>>590441060
>on /b/
>thinks op has anyone to leave in shambles
kek

Why choose coffein overdose to die? Lol thought you all got at least a shotgun in 'murica

>>590440956

No, you fucking idiot. I'm talking about Cthulhu. When's the last time Candlejack ever smooshed anybody to dea

>>590441060

Shattered in Shambles is my new band name

>>590441113
pics of the mio bottles

>>590441060
This could have been said in a much nicer way..

OP don't be selfish.

Think of all the people you will leave shattered in shambles.

Struggle to fix your problems.

We are humans we learn to adapt and keep on rolling.

Life has it's ruts but with perseverance it always gets better.

It's not fair to everyone else in your life, people do care about you.

We would not be posting like this in your thread if we did not care.

>>590441141
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine

>Caffeine is a psychological stimulant.[7] It is the world's most widely consumed psychoactive drug

>>590441113
why didn't you do it?

just curious.

and it's not that you couldn't it's that you chose not to.

>>590441372
>We would not be posting like this in your thread if we did not care.
kek

>>590436400
yes. please reenable natural selection

>>590441372
half of this thread is faggots arguing about religion

>>590436400

what is this twinkle toes /b/ we got bronies SJW's and now suicidal faggots, if /b/ shuts down blame them

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>>590436400
>Doesn't have the energy to go on

Good thing you bought those energy drinks.

>>590441499
kek kek

>>590441681
kek

>>590441499
Man I am tired of that "kek" crap.

Just type LOL you frigging sheep.

> I am far too cool to just type LOL...

>>590441681

finally someone says it

>>590441567
umkay ill bite ur dik off cuz imay b a dum nigguh but i no wihtouchur dik u cant fuk a grill n make a babies n i will fuck a grill n make a babies n natrul selectun maks it ok 2do

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>>590441625
Yep.

It is Sunday.

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>>590440137
what all atheist tards look like
ya'll niggas all need some jesus

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>>590441567

natural selection isn't politically correct anymore.

>some "transgender" kid kills himself
>hailed as a hero

No, he's a fuckwit with an obviously malfunctioning brain, and he will never pass along his shit genes.

>>590441752
kek

>>590436400
Why bother with coffee? Just use heroin, it's so cheap you can find 1g easily on tree branches.

>>590441372
unfortunately i didn't care about op though i cared about the people that care about op.

OP has already lost my respect. I am still sympathetic for his/her circumstances that led op to this point in his/her life.

>>590440631
Good thought, maybe He will save OP.

For worse things, that is. But more fun, too.

>>590441817
Sigh.
Not sure you are able to help at all.

>>590441887
That is not going to work.

>>590441967
LOL

>>590441817

awful racist and ignorant stereotyping of you there

>>590441019
Mmmm, the Crawling Chaos is a handsome man.

>>590441887
Wut

>>590442011
Sure I did.

I suggested to OP that he talk it out with us here.
I certainly did not suggest he/she kill themselves.

There is little more than words that can be offered until OP chooses to seek help.

Was in your boat about a month ago OP.

Just try a fuckton of psychedelics instead of killing yourself. It helped me get over my shit.

>>590442070
its trying to communicate

>>590441113
You alright?

>>590441752

I always thought kek was more of an onomatopoeia, separate from laughing.

>>590442196
Pictures of boat plox

>>590441141
>441141
this number makes me happy :3

>>590442271

I understand you might have a hard time to trying to read since you can't get passed your racism

>>590441887

>quoting this many motherfuckers in one post
>2016-361 days

>>590442070
And he spelled "Y'all" wrong.

>>590441976

what kind of trees?

>>590441887
what the fuck are you trying to do retard