Nightly NZ thread!
Auckland reporting in
Fuck right off m8
>>590414102
at long last, nawton hamfag reporting in
it's over bro, it was nice posting with you.
also your late newfriend.
>>590414374
Wanna suck some dick tonight bby boi
>>590414530
whats this i hear about dick sucking?
24/F/Wellington
Whoo!
>>590414664
prove it
>>590414664
titties or kindly exit
/nz/ will eternally be a sausage fest
>>590414785
You caught me. I just wanted to watch you all lose your fucking minds.
>>590414664
ayy baby, u wanna sum fuck?
A bit late?
Reporting In nonetheless.
>>590414932
>where do you think we are
>>590414664
Come to Auckland PLZZZZZ THANKS
>>590414932
mmm, sausages are my favourite food
About time.
Back to work 7am tomorrow. :(
Auckland reporting in. anything interesting happening or anyone interesting to talk too about.
>>590414902
>>590414785
>>590414965
the desperation is real
>>590415428
In NZ, nothing interesting...
>>590415205
>tfw summer school in two days
annd i, had a feeling that i belonged, i had a feeling i could be someone
>>590415514
why no one dickbutt?
nelson/blenheim nate here waiting for the late night gang tiny chat seinfeld witth sports bro till 4 again :D
Where should I go for some high quality pussy in Auckland?
>inb4 ur mum
Chch master race what up.
Anyone keen to grab a pint?
Benjamin, if you're here, I hope you liked feeling up my beard the other day.
dude from the hutt valley reporting in.
Why the fuck is it still hot as dicks here?
>>590416288
I did
>>590416264
At 10pm on a Sunday?
There's a reddit meet up coming up soon however
Just got back to Hamilton from Wellington on Thursday. You really forget how drab and boring this city is until you go away for a decent amount of time.
In Wellington my mates were keen to go down the waterfront and have a few casual pints of craft beer, jump on a paddle board or kayak or something, go up to zealandia or the beach or whatever, just go and do stuff.
Since I've been back in Hamilton all my friends here were like "oh nah I'm busy doing nothing / playing playstation / watching TV" until it came to Saturday night, then they were all keen to binge drink shitty beer and smoke weed and nothing else.
tl;dr Hamilton is great if you're a filthy bogan.
>>590416607
I meant like in general, but reddit meet up woo sounds fantastic. Details on the christchurch subreddit, I'm assuming?
>>590416754
i'm keen to do interesting shit if you wanna hang out
>>590415514
hardly it's simply 4chan etiquette your probably ugz as fuck anyway
>>590416754
How do we make the other centres like that?
>>590416845
Yeah mate, it's Harringtons in Ric, can't remember the exact date but it's late January.
>>590417029
>your probably ugz as fuck anyway
ive got a full days solid growth so no
>>590417081
Make everything within walking distance.
>>590416574
How's your beard going? Been working on it long?
>>590416754
only drinking on saturday.
>>590417174
Wat?
>>590417161
Legit. $8 jugs, can't argue with the venue. Student life and all that.
>>590417243
Easier said than done though, sadly.
>>590417248
Yeah, long enough. Actually fucking loved you touching it, ae.
>>590417371
Yeah mate.
You know what you should check out? The quiz on a Wednesday night that they host. It's fun.
>>590417722
Sorry, I clearly didn't lather the comment in the sarcasm I intended.
>>590417730
Oh? A good mate is dating the quiz MC, I've been meaning to check it out at her insistence but pub quizzes aren't really my scene. Might give it a go.
>>590417722
Was the lady your girlfriend? She seemed very confused by how handsome we are.
>>590417358
fuck me
>>590417817
Nah but I did, though. Wanna do it again?
>>590418096
Yes to every thing you said and no to nothing.
anyone else from hamilton
>>590417970
Oh yeah? I heard that the quiz MC is a handsome bearded man who is likely to buy a friend of Z's a pint if they were to come along to the quiz with her.
But that's just a rumor I heard
LET'S GO TO IBIZA
>>590418372
yeah me
>>590418415
Yez plz
Anyone here sucked a dick?
>>590418571
where you at?
>>590418372
Not anymore, thank fuck.
>>590418614
Just my own. I recommend a lot of stretching beforehand or you'll hurt your back.
>>590418665
Terracotta College
>>590418665
Auckland
>>590418840
this isn't me. Fuck you anon
>>590418649
I fucking love italy
>>590418946
>Fuck you anon
haha bro
>>590418959
Prove it.
>>590419267
why does gril put an X on the end of a message.
not even her boyfriend.
who's back in Dunedin for summer school?
>>590419576
she wants to feel your cum ooze inside her vagina bro
>>590416979
like what?
Got ritalin in Dunedin
heading to Chch tomorrow
anyone want?
>>590419981
jaywalk?
>>590420520
wanna come drink double brown with my in my wank dungeon?
>>590421225
damn that probably would have been funny if I hadn't fucked up the spelling
>>590421225
>>590421329
i do actually, bro, where you at?
>>590419827
>>590414664
new zealand girls are most sluttest cum dumpsters in the word
90% of them aren't even good looking to begin with, hell even half of them look like boys
also i ain't lying just google this shit up
>>590420434
Depends at what price?
>Christchurch master race
Thread's a bit late, but here either way.
>>590421705
hamilton east
are you going to rape me?
do you like talking heads?
>>590414102
HELLO BOYS
ANYONE GOT ANY WEED?
WHY AREN'T ID'S EVEN BACK
CHRISTCHURCH MASTER RACE
good thread
>>590422328
>are you going to rape me?
no
>do you like talking heads?
not yet you can help me like them
>>590422663
u 2
>>590422663
would of been better if you rolled the trips of satan faggot
>>590422663
And not a pair of tits in sight.
>>590422243
I sell for $85 a card which is 100mg
>>590422328
ill rape you
>>590422900
it's hard to get GETS on /b/
nice dubs btw
>>590422833
>u 2
Did everyone hear what happened to bono? I feel kinda bad even though it was a shitty move downloading his shitty album onto everyone's itunes last year
nice dubs btw
>>590423022
nice dubs btw, jesus every reply to my post is getting dubs
>>590423159
u wot
>>590414102
i hear john key is trying to distract you from how much he fails by putting up a new flag debate
did this one win?
>>590419981
got a neighbour i wouldn't mind covering their house in egg yolk, also got a homemade bomb i wouldn't mind testing with someone
im just going to post in every nz thread. I know you are there looking and lurking on 4chan like you used to. I just want to talk things over it's kind of hard when you don't let me contact you after 1.5 years. You will know who I am when you read this. also, kaikoura-rim, if you still care.
i didn't realise the show was over
>>590423819
id rather this be our new flag
since i really really like it
fuck you
we back
>>590424035
oh the korean weirdo is here
thread is saved
>>590424035
>>590414102
Have any of you guys ever fucked a sheep
>>590424251
can you please stop posting the same girl?
>>590423979
just don't
don't you tell me that it's over
>>590424269
Just an inflatable one, for the amusement of my American ex.
look at me now
>>590424323
>>590424423
share pics you americuck loving faggot
>>590414102
This thread wasn't around Dec. 24th. I call bullshit.
>>590424500
im serious
mix it up faggot
thank you
it was nice to know ya
>>590424543
She's got 'em. We don't talk much these days.
>>590423979
it's been one and a half years, get over yourself breh. sounds like you just need to smooth your own shit over.
no i didn't realise that the show was over
can someone please post some fucking tits on this thread
this bitch wouldn't
>>590414664
>>590424833
STOP POSTING THE SAME WOMAN
this goes out to all the heartbrok-
nah
never mind
>>590424932
>>590425017
>tfw you like a lot of girls but you're in love with a goddess
>>590425254
nice breasts
love's got me posting like
happy
ending
happy
nah
Another Hammaz person here, anyone notice the metric fuckton of cops around Boundary Road
>>590425594
bruh.
>>590425452
find her faggot
then yous can shit post on here together
>>590422328
Ooooh Hamilton East. I'm close
>>590425738
yo
>>590425742
she's out of reach. literally resides in heaven. a fucking goddess
>>590418372
MMMHmm
i wish
i wish
I WISH
i was rich
NEW YEAR
NEW MEME
>>590426003
don't give up nigga im sure there is a million koreans that look just like her
are you happy?
put your gold up in the air
put your diamonds in the air
and wave ‘em like you just don’t care
>>590426242
>"g"
>>590426011
except you're not from hamilton city are you
drinking before 12 bros ww@?
>>590426949
Not him but i am
i can't let you go
>>590427000
nice trips you korean faggot
this is our last
parade
>>590427408
nigga they just eggs
say
no
no
no to drugs
>>590427230
aight, so where you at?
>>590427556
these are just eggs.
up in the sky
man i'm feeling so high
>>590427620
Auckland.
Wait you asked me this earlier in the thread
>>590424730
it's not me not wanting to contact out of hurt.
>>590426949
I'm in Claudelands. I'm pretty sure that's "City"
>>590427718
eggs are just eggs
my high is epik
>>590427932
doesn't matter breh. let it go, gid over yourself ant moof oon.
WA$$$UUUUPP
>>590427617
you realize alcohol is a drug right?
>>590427972
these were eggs.
who said?
love is sweet
>tfw (1) announcement on Cecil
>welcome to accounting 102
every second
minute
every damn hour
>>590428583
wtf underage b&
don't
wanna
play
>>590427860
fucking id's, or lack thereof
>>590428701
also fuck NCEA such a shit system
>>590428327
how could you do that
>>590428701
>>590428793
can people in /nz/ actually bait or are you both really this retarded? I'll assume the former
>>590428792
Sorry mate, i was born in Hamilton
>tfw Nawton
>>590428792
we don't need that kind of negativity here
this is how it should be
Invervegas fag here. Did LSD for the first time yesterday, wandered around q-park, went swimming with a mate and to some lame party in the pouring rain. best night of my life
we fight
ourselves
>>590429297
Nice, i just stayed inside yesterday. was kinda tired
;_;
>>590429383
you from invers?
>tfw god doesn't love you
INHALE
EXHALE
>>590429493
>tfw Central Auckland master race
i'm in trouble
WEST
IS
BEST
>>590429653
Auckland.
Kek.
they can not change me
>tfw nothing can save you
>>590414102
sheeit... half the people there are hobbits or midgets or some shit
Holy shit i just realised this is still the first thread
>>590429843
yeah
>>590426279
where can I buy this hat for my cat ?
Devon you piece of shit. I know you're in here. Fucking bitch
>>590430056
relax dude
it just started like 1.5 hrs ago
I'm drunk, it's brilliant.
>>590430081
>>590429653
Oath. Mt Albert signing in
you try to
runaway
runaway from the world
>>590430308
mfw i was gonna do scrumpy hands tonight but bought food instead.
but the you
runaway
runaway from yourself
and you don't know the way home
>>590430298
Oh that's right, thread started late
Have I missed anything?
>>590430686
nah just scroll up cuz :^)
but they call me a nonbeliever
>>590430759
I meant the past few days m8
Last time I went away I came back and gay nazi was gone and IDbro went on hiatus
oh god
he doesn't love me
i know
he doesn't love me
Tell Nori about me, tell Nori about me
anyone got weed ... been looking for ages :(
>>590430511
Booze is food, technically.
>>590431077
Oh.
I dunno. I've had family over so i haven't really been here for the last two weeks, just lurking every now and then
>>590431189
Nah, sorry
>>590431189
Where?
DALI
VAN
PICASSO
>>590431308
Auckland
>>590431201
tomorrow it is then
why you act like a bitch?
>>590431423
Well unless you're willing to drive for 90 minutes you're shit out of luck
i h8 my h8ers
obviously
>>590431458
Talk shit get hit
what's up with all these asian chicks ?? you kiwis crave tight pussies or you guys got reaaaaallly tiny cocks
come round the corner going vvvtehtehtehteh, i didn't even have a seat belt just goin blaah.
man i'm eveywher
like oxygen
>>590431586
Where u at?
>>590431836
this dude has sloth arms.
>>590431846
Asians or sheep its a coin flip as we got about the same number of both
>>590431929
Hamilton
>>590414102
Wellyfag reporting
>>590432030
true dat
we got no answers
we got no answers
we got no answers
we got no answers
we got no answers
we got no answers
just a lot of questions
>>590431846
i don't see the negative in any of these.
>>590432247
>>590432307
damn...
>>590432106
know someone in Auckland?
>>590432432
Noone who is awake ATM
yeah baby i
i feel so good
life is
so good so good so good so good so good
so good
Back to the old days.
Idbro owns the thread
this is good
i'm hungry~
wonder if i have any ramyeon left
I'm a bit sleepy
damn these connection errors...
pls fade
fade to black
but the nightmares come back
As a someone part of operation reNIGGER this amused me greatly
god is cold
too much of heaven’s a sin
>tfw triple checking spelling and grammar before posting
based me
>>590434016
>tfw have to triple check I actually did the captcha
it's gon' be a
late
night
>>590434135
THE
CAPTCHA
NEVER
BOTHERED
ME
ANYWAY
i should really mke some ramyeon
brb
Anyone lurking?
>>590434483
theres no one lurking and theres no one posting
is ded
>>590434396
also gonna make some ramyun
anyone know of any gloryholes in welly
>>590421964
Been here a month and so far I've seen either 8/10, slim and lovely or horse face behemoth. No in between, and many more of the fat latter
>tfw all the Korean QTs are back North in Auckland
Any easy work to get into up there? Is living expensive as fuark?
>>590435103
where are you lurking?
>>590435406
Driven down from Auckland. Queenstown right now, moving off again west tomorrow morning. I'll be back in Chch by the 8th and at that point need to start working pretty soon. Don't want to get trapped there though.
where my #ramyeonboys @?
>tfw it's still 29 degrees in my bedroom
>>590436047
10min and pic related.
>>590414102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xevabb_c_Yk
>>590423028
SWIM gets sheets (200mg) for $30ea in Auckland.
>>590436431
She's a kiwi
3 more days till my tripcode gets unb&
>tfw still get connection errors this fucking late at night
did they raise the bump limit back to 500?
>>590436375
where's the pic?