Every picture on this thread will be saved and put on a flash drive that i will leave in my public library next to the computers in the children's section. No porn and no gore.
here we go
I'm looking to fuck with the kids in my town not get arrested. The cops are assholes in my town and have my prints. If i left a porn drive next to the childrens computers i'm sure they would find something to charge me with,
Me and my friend managed to steal a bunch of our teachers flash drives, just for some free ones. I always checked them even though chances of anything non school related were retarded low. Why wouldn't a kid?
i fucking remember that phone
>tfw poor parents back in the day
>post tracking url
>hopefully op clicks it
>put ip addresses tracked into exif data of dick pic with time stamp of today
>police are called when parents see kid with dick pic and timestamp
>police read exif and have OPs ip address and investigate
next time someone makes one of these threads, this needs to happen.
And for those who want to know more about the fairytale marriage of these two:
1) She left him after deciding the marriage was a mistake. Mainly because he was hideous.
2) He took his pension money and blew it on drugs. He eventually overdosed and died.
Ehh, I'd bet it's more that he's depressed and boring as fuck because he focuses so much on the way he looks. People who look like that are either normal because they don't let it bother them, or gross, annoying people who ride off of others' sympathies.
Also, most cut dicks don't even look like that. Mostly they're deformed and bulgy around the tip due to lack of protection from bacteria and damaged nerves.
Most uncuts don't look like that either. Not all of us have so much excess skin that it covers our dicks when they're hard.