Brit goes bond
Yank goes clap
Chink goes ching chong
So does jap
Kraut goes heil
Moose goes eh
Oz goes cunt
Brazil goes hue
But there's a sound
WHAT DOES THE FROG SAY
>OO LA LA LA SACRE BLEU
>OO LA LA LA SACRE BLEU
>OO LA LA LA SACRE BLEU
Don't try to force your own thread you screened. Nigger.
no way fuck that loser he's a BETA unlike everyone else here who would've grabbed those bitches and fucked them right there on camera for everyone because ALPHA MASTER DICKS PLUNGING ASSES DOMINATING KINGDOMS WITH TESTOSTERONE FUELED RAPE PARTIES
how disappointed his father must have been
probably even his mom
> I was only 12 years old
> I loved the forest so much, I had all the tree books
> I pray to the trees every night before bed, thanking them for the oxygen i have been given
> My dad hears me and calls me a tree hugging faggot
> I call him a poluter
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to the trees
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> I'm crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay on my organic bed and it's really cold
> A furry warmth is moving towards me
> I feel a paw touch me
> I'ts smokey
> I am so happy
> He whispers in to my ear, "only you can prevent forest fires"
> He grabs me with his powerful bear paws and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for smokey
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much, but I do it for smokey
> I can feel my but tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please smoky
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my but with his love, hot as a forest fire, soon to be extinguished
> My dad walks in
> Smokey looks him straight in the eye and says "remember to extinguish your fires"
> Smokey leaves through my window
> Smokey is love, forest is life
Big build up... the a huge letdown. Fucking Bible quote......
you guys realize this is a comic strip, right?
8/10 at best
Not surr how i'm gonna break it down to her...
>hey, um sis...i need you to...uh...do something for me it'll only take like an hour or so
Anyways i'll manage,
Don't lock your door tonight, and leave some lube on the shelf...or don't.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
you don't know who i really am inside
i can consume your soul with my deep hatred and i will not hesitate to rip your nose off, you freakin jerk
I don't use curse words because i actualy have class
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. COCKMUFFIN