It's just that I've had strong feelings for you for a very long time and what better time to tell you then now? I understand if you don't feel the same but I really just need you to know.
Ya know, I've been suppressing all these emotions and I really need to let it out.
I love you. From the bottom of my heart, and since we first met.
I remember that day like it was yesterday, your gorgeous face met with mine and I knew we would be together for the rest of our lives.
So, will you go out with me sometime in the next week or something? I really love you and I want this relationship to bloom like a flower.
do you think i am funny? do i amuse you? am i some sort of clown? am i here for your entertainment? what is this, some kind of joke to you? you are cruel and heartless. i have loved you for a long time. please reply
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.