ITT Life hacks

>>589571777
wat

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bamp

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>>589572240
Thank you

>>589572240
%triforce
[flip] you lied to us [/flip]
you^bastard
* I
* will
* fuck
* you
**like a**
*hurricane*
>brah

>>589572240
[zalgo] test [/zalgo]

> greentext

%triforce

[zalgo] fuck you [/zalgo]

>>589573025
>>589573061
>>589573139

fewnag detect

>>589572240
damn, must be from old post

>>589572240
[zalgo] testing [/zalgo]

>>589572240
%triforce

[zalgo]lolwut[/zalgo]

>>589573201

>>589572952
is this legit?

>>589572240
¡͈̘͈͎̭͘¡̫̦̮͌̄̓ͭͅԀ̱͕͍̟̘ͣ̽O̧̱͗̇͒͋̌̑ ̣̓ͪ̾S̳̩̙̑̑̎ͤ̈ʞ̷͎̻̝̼̏̋ͤͅÑ̗̣̜̬̭̠̈∀̧̜̝ͭ͑ͨ̚H̘̥̭̩̦̤̗͂┴̥͙̼͔̙̲͇̓ ͧͥ̽ͤ͒̃̚̕M͙̦ͯ̒͢Ö͍̺͚̻͎͐͌̉͗̏͑̕M̸̦̟͙̘̳͉͚̌̔ͮ

>>589573472
Try it
Post cp
????
Profit

>>589573472
no idea, got it from here and reposting

>>589572240
ţ̡̘̠̼͕̺̖͓͇̱̫̱̩̝̖̪̮͍͂̓͋̾̑́̚̕h̶̟̭͙͇ͪ̍̄̎̀͒̍ͣͤ̀͜͠î́̀ͤ̈̐̽̈͏̶̩̲̪̮̻̻͙̫̬̯̘͇̦̜̲͎͎͍s͙͚͈̤̬̼̤̫̠͔̜̘̭̘ͪ͑͐͐̆ͤ̍̈́̉͡͡ ̵ͨ̐͑̽ͭ̓͗͋ͭ̀͡҉̠̝̬̘̥̖̥̘̮̦͚͈̤̟̦i̶̵̶͈̠͕͉ͫ͊͛ͭͩ̀ͭ̔̆̈́̎̒́͂͛͒ͣ͟s̨̢̰̟̹̲̻̹͚̥̺̪͍̰͚̼̮͑̈͗̐ͨ̑ͦ̃ͫ̄͛̈́̀͝ ̷̵̮̪͉̪̲̼̮͖̱̘͕̟̱̳͔͙̼̲̼͑́͊̎̀å̄͒̆̋̆҉̧͞͞҉̼̯̰̜ ̷̏͊̐͋͂͊̑͋̂ͯ҉̱͚͉͚̟̭͖͈̲͖͖̬̝̺̠͓͙̱͠t̵͕͙̟̖͎̥͓͉̫̹̱̖͒̓̉͗ͮ̇̌̉̑̏̀͟e͆͑͋ͭ̌̋̔ͩͪ̑̎̿͏̘̖͎̤͖̟͙̟͚̘͈͇͉͠s̴̵̢̞̯͇̜͓̲̣͖͕̘̞̱͙͔̘̲͇̤ͨ̃̊ͬͩͤ̓̾̾̃̀͜ţ̵̵̘͕̫̜͕͉̯̦̳͑ͮͤ̑͞

>>589573472
well, if you have to ask: use tails instead

fun thread
%triforce

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>>589571777

This makes horns go off if you get it wrong too many times in most cases.

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how to make crystal meth

>>589571777
>stealing cars
>being this much of a degenerate

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bootin

>>589573627
this image speaks the truth. (Unlike the rest of this thread)

>>589572240
[spoiler] test [/spoiler]

>>589573627
Accurate and logical, makes sense to me, even if im not old. Tho feminists would probably get a angry over it

>>589574528
A reddit screencap youfuckingfaggot?

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>>589574848
lol

>>589574033
Science Bitch

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>>589575027

>>589572079
>over 9000

>>589574116
I've always liked this one

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>>589575080

>>589575188
sooo deeeeeppp, maaaaannn

I thought this was a lifehack thread not a fucking baww thread. get the fuck outside and meet some people you fucking pussys

fucking faggots

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>>589573627
>>589574058
>>589574163
>>589574244
>ITT autists who fail at the 10 000 year old male/female paradigm. Good thing your genes will be leaving the pool

>>589576029
ty

[zalgo] fuck nigger fucking fuck [/zalgo]

% triforce

>>589576029
What's wrong with it? is it bad advice?
not the guy that posted it btw

>>589573664
How? pls tell me plox

you fucking faggots need to man the fuck up I ha ve a glass eye. my girlfriends ex has a 10 inch cock. and she won't even fucking look at him she's so attached and in love with me. SPOILERS its cause I'm not a fucking pussy or a punk ass bitch

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>>589571777

>>589576537
and she's a fucking babe

>>589576537
Lolol nice try bub

>>589576537
Glass eye FTW!

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>>589575413

%triforce

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>>589575413
>mfw memecrunch

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I'll post what stupid bullshit I have

>>589576537
The only way to make a glass eye attractive is to wear a sweet eye patch

>>589576407
ok, because it's ny eve
zalgo dot eeemo dot net
then copy paste
t͔͕̥̖̯̙h̫̭͖̼͉e̩͢r͔̼̖͘e ̘͇͕͙̬̼̣m̝͙̯a̯̯y̸̺͓ ̸̬̘͚̪̻̦ͅb̶̦̻͇̤̼̖̘ę a͏n̤̫̣o̵̫̬t̴̗ḥ͔̬̰͢ẹ̞͍̰ṛ̡̤̦͇̼ ̘̹͚͙̯͔͞ͅw̙͍̝̠̳ay,͚̭̻̺͈͍ ̴̖b̲͚̫̺u̬̭̻̠͕̻͡t̥̮̻͚͇ ̳̳͇́t̠̫h̤̟̣̼͓̀ͅi͡s͕ ̣̹̙̫́w̖̘̲̤̰ͅa̜̻͔̯̦̹̗y̭̣̞̭͉ ̯̬͇̘w̜o̯̤͈̯r̖̞̜̭̖̭̻k̨̞͔̻̜̺̞s̯̖̯͖

>>589571777

nigger level: advanced

>>589572859
Newfriend

>>589572240
%triforce

>>589576891
Replace "die" with "oh well" and to ur problem is over.

%triforce

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>>589576775
bitch

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>>589577265

>>589573472
Yes, it is

>>589571777
always a nice way to start the new year. more please

>>589572240
>helping newfags
B̸̢̛̥̮͕̞̲͕̪͎̥͜͟E̡̡҉̳̥̪̞̘̦̠͚̱̯͚̼̺̱͙͎͞ͅI̡̦̜͖̳͇͎̖͉̠͍͘͞ͅŅ͍͖̘̻̖̖͓͈͚̖͓̫͖̭̞̻̗̖̥͞G̶̸̨͙̜̝̮̺͓͍͎̹̰̭͜͠ ̵̡̨̗̰̲̻̦̦̩͈̖̮̜̮̻̘̮̮̻͖ͅA͏̧̣̝̳̝͠ ̕͞҉̛̮̹̻̼͖̭̪͚͈̞͇̪̙͎̞̀F͝҉̨̗͕̻͈́Ù̱̯̳̭͖̼̱̗̜̣͘͟͢͠C̷̸̷͜҉͈̞̦̦͇̺͖̼Ḳ̴͎̝̻̬̪͚̬̠͓̗̹͖͈̪͡͝ͅI̧͏͞҉̖̘̞̤̹̲N̡͡͏̙̼̜͇̫̳̜̰͔̪͓̙̫͈̣̭G͝͠҉̖̲̹̳̯̠̬̯̖̺̥ͅͅ ͏͏̨͇̭̥̼͓̀F̪̳̹̕͞͝À̛҉̷̳͇͇̘̣̳̫̠͙G̸̴̡̧̞͚͎͍̥̩̦̰̗̫̫̩̰̤̙̱G̷̡̧̠̗̦͖͖̩̤̼̟̪̙̫̩͢͠ͅO̷̵̡̤̪̻̟̘̼͍̼̖̩̦̮̮͙͈̭̯̹͚͡T̴̬͎̤̦̪̭̠͕͍̜̮̲͉͈̕͘͜͜


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>>589573560

LOL. This is actually good advice. Just laughing over the fact that everyone on 4chin, except me, needs it.

bravo, anon, bravo.

*orly*

%triforce

>>589577429
You can still remove a machine's power source if it doesn't have an off switch.

>>589572240
>italics

>>589572240
d̡̡͕̼̥̦̠̤͈̳͙̪̙̹̲ó̶͏̺̞͈̱̭e̡͜͢҉̖̬̥̝̺͍̘̩̘̙̬̖̩̣s̝̯̤̳̬̺̙̯͓̮̯͕̗͢͝͞ͅͅ ̶̢̧̤̠̘̮͕͈̰̞̞̬̜̲̟̥ͅt̴̴̶̨̠̬̻̬̦͕͇̹̖̯͡h̢̛͎͉͈͈̘͓̰̞̯̝̭͙͍̫̺̰̟͞ḭ̯͖̥̯͎͕͕̯̫̹͘͢s̳̝̱̻̳̠͎̙̘̜̲̫͈̝͡ ̶̶̬̹͓̺͕͚̱͓̭̼̱̰͕̬̥͎͟͡͡ẃ̶̛̱̪̭̫̘͉͈͍̟̺͘ò̪͈̻͔͔͉̝̺͕̣̤̝͜͜͠r̸͙̦̮̮̖͍̮̯̪̥͓̘̞͔͠ͅͅk̴̺̳̩͓̥͈̳̮̱͕͈͠͝?̛̪̤̟̝͓̙͓̱̹̜̠͖͢ͅ

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>>589577876

>>589571777
Don't do it mustard gas

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>>589577848

___
{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-
O RLY?

>>589573810
Newfriend

>>589571777
pure bullshit
maybe if you have 80's us car

>>589572039
1998 mate

>>589575080
oh god.. its not even summer

>>589571777
Wheres the even numbers?

>>589579024
.gif ??????

~~none~~
**of**
*this*
> green
[flip] shit [/flip]
will^work
%triforce
[spoiler] wtf [/spoiler]

>>589571777

ok so if im stealing the car, this might be a feasible waste of 7 minutes...but if im just stealing some shit INSIDE the car, i can just use a brick and be out of there in 15 seconds

>>589579156
2 numbers on each button

>>589572240
%triforce

>>589579227
No its good

>>589572240
that triforce thing is bullshit :

%triforce

>>589572240
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hehehe XD

>>589575413
Kill yourself, guy. Seriously.

>>589572240
>gas
%triforce

>>589572859
kek

>>589579631
topkek

* fuck this thread

>>589572240
[zalgo]nigger[/zalgo]

[flip] OP is a faggot [/flip]

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>>589577808
I got this life hack just for you!
You should try it!

>>589580704
It's an hero
Reddit misses you polly

>>589581441
Where'd the 14th floor go?

>>589576604
>egg & fruit juice
kekd

>>589582563
all floors with the 4 are skipped actually, it's probably an asian elevator

>>589582258
Lmao, you just learn that maymay? Die, cancer. Die.

[zalgo] niggers [/zalgo]

>>589572240
>sup
*LOLWA*
**LOLWA**
*LOLWA
*LOLWA
*LOLWA
[zalgo]LOLWA[zalgo]
if 1*2<3
print "LOLWA!"
~~LOLWA~~
LOLWA^LOLWA
[spoiler]LOLWA[spoiler]
[flip]LOLWA[flip]
%triforce >LOLWA

>>589582882
Is there a reason for that?

**niggers**
Nig^NOG
~~op is not a faggot~~

>>589583063
>cancer

>>589583199
In Mandarin Chinese, the word "four" is similar to the word "death" or something like that. 13 is also left out in a lot of elevators.

>>589576552

Am I being really autistic? I don't get #3 at all. Don't get exactly what they are telling you to do, how it is physically possible to do it, or why you would want to do it.

Can someone explain??

rrerrlo

>>589584210
I think it's if you are on the outside trying to get in. If you get locked out or want to break in. Since you can't remove the chain if the door is open, use the rubber band to open it when you close the door.

>>589572240
*nigger*
**negro**
[zalgo] op is gay [/zalgo]
~~nignog~~

>>589585209
#rude

>>589585024
Wat does this do?

%triforce

>>589585444
those mighty trippzz

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>>589585444

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>>589585876
this doesn't fucking work

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>>589585934
none of it works anon

THREAD IS KILL
>you can leave now

>>589576604

Prevent hangovers completely:

Forget the aspirin, drink 4 times as much water BEFORE bed than the graphic says.

tldr: drink 4 glasses of water before bed and you won't have a hangover in the morning.

damn near guaranteed

>>589585419
It's drugs

>>589586506
fuck yea
and sometimes a tiny joint before bed helps you too, if you're not too much of a stoner

>>589587134
What does it do

>>589579451

this

>>589581441

never works for me. I don't even try any more.

Anyone else have better experience?

>>589587485
It will FUCK YOU UP m8, I know about 500 persons who tried it and they all say the same (me the first) : this is the best fuckin drug in the world

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>>589582207
>I got this life hack just for you!
>You should try it!

>>589582207
>I got this life hack just for you!
>You should try it!

You're mistaken (again). I actually have a life.

>>589584483

oh...makes much more sense.

yeah, I was being retarded. thanks

>>589585209
N͟͏̗͚̯̤̹̩͙̱̪͕͙́͟ͅi̡̛̺̻̜͚̲͕̟͝g̷̡̥̻̯͈̦g̸̶̵͖̗̤̬̝͎̣̖̝͎̖͔̙͈͜e҉̼̪͔̘̙̭̟̩̲̱̣͕̲̠̀ŗ̴̞̭̖̜̗͍̤̣̩̪̠̘̰̲̬̯̥͔͙ş̸̛̘͈̜̙͎͎̖̪͘͞ ̷̨̢̖̰̬̱̣̜̀̕Ń̴̬̣̺͎̰͎̭̩͖̻̩̰̟̪͓͟ͅI̸̢̯͍̪̝̰̤̻͎̯͈̝̖̘̠͜͝ͅG̴̹̱͕̰̬̫ ͡҉̡̧̠̩̠̞̠̟̫͎͍͔̙̯̭̥̼͔͡Ṋ̴̷̨̠̯̖̦͝͝Ǫ̡̠̥̲̺̙̫̰̘̻͙̰̘͈͟͢͝G͎̥͔͚̮̮͎͘S̴̢̟̱̤͔̞͚͍͉̻͈̫͘ ̸̨̛͕̺̭͓͓͎̫͍͖̼̪͈͔̖̼̮̞Ņ̱̣̝̼̩͉͚̥͈͘͟E̴̢̧͔̟̣̠̣͚̞͇͕̗͖͕͚̻͈͢͟G̢̢̨̤͙̖̹̻̥̠̤̖͉R̶͟͏͙̣̖̝̫̲̗̪̜̺͙̰͙̀͜O̴̵̝̯̬̖Ę̹̪̦͖̀̕S̵͝͡͡҉̜̘̖̩̝̭̙͎͈̰̤̱̣͓̲̺ͅͅ

>>589587771
Would you care to talk to me about it? You got email kik?
I wanna try it to celebrate new years

>>589587485
It's dxm. It's kinda like pcp or ketamine.

There's some really good shit in here.

Thanks everyone

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>>589582207
>bottom right corner
>HAVE FUN! <3

Is this a YLYL thread? cause I lost hard on this


My life hack for stoners in pic related

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>>589572039

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>>589571777

Keyless entry in 2 seconds

protip: works even if car doesn't have the keypad

>>589572240
Yeah, no.

>>589572240

[flip]how cool is this[/flip]

[flip]i may start posting only upside down always[/flip]

>>589571777
but then you cant drive it.

modern cars have engine computers which will not start unless the key which the computer is "married" to enters the keyhole. yes you can get the computer to be married with another key but only the manufacturer can do that as far as i know.

>>589590040

oops

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This one doesn't have great instructions, but the product is pretty decent

>>589578338
Saved

>>589572240

flipped?

>>589590314

starting to feel foolish now

>>589590040

is flipping disabeled? am I doing it wrong? is this a hoax?

>>589590739

[zalgo] how about zalgo, does that work? think I've seen that before [/zalgo]

>>589590889

fuck

%triforce

[zalgo] Nezperdian hive-mind [/zalgo]

> greentext
my ass

>>589576966
First one is wrong, bra could just be sized wrong causing it to be too tight.

>>589587721
Call 911, LOL

>>589572240

*so aside from greentext*

*it's
*all
*bulshit?

>>589572240
[/spoiler]nigga[/spoiler]

>>589575080

"Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!"

There's no bitch in there, bra.